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**Written by Doug Powers

John Kerry has a sinking feeling about the election in November, so he’s trying a new tactic to sway people to vote Democrat: Insulting their intelligence:

A testy U.S. Sen. John F. Kerry yesterday blamed clueless voters with short attention spans for the uphill battle beleaguered Democrats are facing against Republicans across the nation.

“We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening,” Kerry told reporters after touring the Boston Medical Center yesterday.

Every coffin needs a nail, so, as he’s done many times in the past, John Kerry has answered this call to service. Uninformed moronic serfs will supply the hammer on November 2nd.

If this doesn’t bump up Dem poll numbers, Kerry’s going to start riffing with the “voters mommas are so fat…” jokes to see if that helps.

Have Thurston & Lovey written Massachusetts a check yet for the Bay State luxury taxes they avoided on the SS Rhode Island? (Wait, I’m not supposed to remember that because of my short attention span and all, so nevermind)

Update: dutt80 via Twitter: Didn’t he say the same about soldiers?

**Written by Doug Powers

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