John Kerry Explains Dem Woes: Voters are Stupid

By Doug Powers  •  September 25, 2010 10:32 AM

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John Kerry has a sinking feeling about the election in November, so he’s trying a new tactic to sway people to vote Democrat: Insulting their intelligence:

A testy U.S. Sen. John F. Kerry yesterday blamed clueless voters with short attention spans for the uphill battle beleaguered Democrats are facing against Republicans across the nation.

“We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening,” Kerry told reporters after touring the Boston Medical Center yesterday.

Every coffin needs a nail, so, as he’s done many times in the past, John Kerry has answered this call to service. Uninformed moronic serfs will supply the hammer on November 2nd.

If this doesn’t bump up Dem poll numbers, Kerry’s going to start riffing with the “voters mommas are so fat…” jokes to see if that helps.

Have Thurston & Lovey written Massachusetts a check yet for the Bay State luxury taxes they avoided on the SS Rhode Island? (Wait, I’m not supposed to remember that because of my short attention span and all, so nevermind)

Update: dutt80 via Twitter: Didn’t he say the same about soldiers?

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  1. #101
    On September 26th, 2010 at 9:07 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On September 26th, 2010 at 2:04 pm, John Deaux said:
    Oh fudge, I didn’t see that there were already 100 comments. My new middle name is Comelately

    Or you could call yourself John D’oh!

  2. #102
    On September 26th, 2010 at 10:13 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Rogue, you crack me up!

  3. #103
    On September 27th, 2010 at 9:22 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Kerry should be indicted for treason just for Executive Order 242 that he wrote and was signed into law by Gov. Dukakis that essentially transformed eastern Massachuetts into the BEST target the USSR could ever possibly hope to bomb in terms of deaths per megaton by declaring that the entire state would steadfastly remain UNPREPARED for a nuclear attack.

    Kerry’s ‘reasoning’ was to sacrifice our Commonwealth to prove to the world just how ‘unwinnable’ a nuclear war would be should that ever happen. The idea of maximizing Massachusetts death and suffering was attractive to him!

    ‘Elitist’ doesn’t even come close to describing John F’n Kerry. He’s one of the most disgusting examples of the kind of person who should NEVER gain a position of power to decide anything concerning the future of our country. With people like him in charge – there won’t be one.

  4. #104
    On September 27th, 2010 at 3:49 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

    Kerry has it all wrong. We let the politicians think we are stupid until it time to pull the voting lever. Kerry is a Jackass! Who will be the stupid ones this November?

  5. #105
    On September 27th, 2010 at 5:11 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Another jackass that’s been there waaaay too long. As a matter of fact, he is in violation of the Constitution as a commissioned officer is not eligible to service in the Congress if there is credible evidence that that person aided and abetted an enemy combatant during hostile engagement with the United States. Ref: Kerry’s leading the Winter Soldier fiasco.

  6. #106
    On September 28th, 2010 at 8:02 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    FirstSkirt,

    Indeed!

    Section 3 of the 14th Amendment:

    3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

  7. #107
    On September 28th, 2010 at 1:33 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    THANK YOU! ITTRP, for printing out the Section of the 14th Amendment on this site. Many people actually think Kerry is a patriot – and they couldn’t be more wrong.

  8. #108
    On September 28th, 2010 at 7:36 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    FirstSkirt,

    Also consider Obama… as both a State Senator and U.S. Senator, he took an oath to support the Constitution of the United States, yet he gave aid and comfort to an enemy thereof… Bill Ayers.

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