Gitmo Horrors Continue: Detainees Limited to One Ice Cream
**Written by Doug Powers
When the jack-booted era of Bush/Cheney came to a close I thought such human rights nightmares had ended, but apparently this kind of thing is still allowed in a so-called civilized society. Let’s just call it what it really is: Dairyboarding!
Detainees’ diets at Guantanamo Bay have been a controversial issue for some time and now the U.S. prison is said to be rationing ice cream.
The frozen dessert is allegedly being tightly measured, with only one ice cream allowed for each of its 147 detainees.
Journalist for The Miami Herald, Carol Rosenberg, photographed a refrigerator at Guantanamo, with two signs reading ‘DETAINEE FOOD ONLY’ and ‘Only 1 Ice Cream For each detainee!’
Even worse, Gitmo insiders tell me that if a detainee is thought to have information that could save lives, they’re threatened with being denied Magic Shell for up to a week. I’ve even heard that a US soldier once forced a detainee to watch as he tried to flush a pint of Chunky Monkey down a toilet, though I have yet to confirm that.
How must it makes detainees feel every time they see the US president, who not only promised to close Gitmo but to also declare life necessities such as ice cream to be a human right, publicly mocking those suffering under Gitmo’s frozen dessert limit:

Unbelievably cruel taunting.
This isn’t the Hope & Change I didn’t vote for.
(h/t Free Republic)
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WOW — a photo of the Chunky Monkey himself
Nice scoop Michelle
That’s okay. A little pork ice cream goes a long way.
Oh, the inhumanity!! And in that heat, too.
This is NOT on FLOTUS list of approved foods.
“I got you some ice cream…”
or Chubby Hubby.
Send the First Lady down there, she’ll straighten this mess out.
*I say increase their diet of lead as we would have done during WWII; Only the names and faces have changed, as the danger to our way of life is threatened just the same now as it was then!
*What are the odds the fellow to the left in the picture still goes out in public with the Hope t-shirt on; I’m guessing he might be drying his car with it by now.
I wonder what ice cream made from pig’s milk tastes like?
When Bambi grants them refugee status here you can ask them. They will be hosted at Ground Zero Mosque and Armory.
I once thought Gitmo was the Dachau of the Caribbean, but it must now instead be considered another Auschwitz-Birkenau. I await the investigation that finally uncovers the gas chambers and ovens.
I thought dessert wasn’t a right. Somebody please explain this to me…
I bet the DailyKookS are writing right now how RACIST that statement is Doug.
Are those detainees behind him in the picture?
They’ll only find bed chambers and pizza ovens.
Serve ice cream made in Israel and let them eat all they want.
If they have cut them back to 9 holes of golf instead of 18, we will have lost our moral compass.
Again, His Excellency treats our enemies better than our citizens or allies.
“Feels like stepping into the Twilight Zone…”
What does Senator Moocowski have to say about this?
Just speculation, but I’ll bet that if you ask any prisoner in US jails (state or federal) they’d glady change places with the Gitmo detainees.
What ever happened to Obama’s promise to close Gitmo???? Must have just been too busy.
I guess I’d better start hoarding all of the chocolate chip cookied dough ice cream I can, before Obummer and and Holder uses my tax money to buy it all to send to our good, muslim friends in Camp Gitmo.
To make up for this travesty Michelle Obama is sending down the following:
Ice cream…such fond memories
“…you got no ice cream…you got no ice cream…”
In America tonight there are thousands (perhaps millions) of children that haven’t had anywhere near the level of care these neaderthals enjoy at Gitmo. Apologies to ArizonaNeaderthal…..
Gitmo Commander: Gentlemen! I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we’re down to just one ice cream cone and flavor! The good news is that, in honor of our Commander In Chief, the flavor is Oreo Cookie D’oh! and everybody gets a lick! That is all!
Oh he closed it, then opened up a Dairy Queen instead!
If I were in charge of Gitmo, I would grant each prisoner a conjugal visit with a beautiful lady. I would present the lady as a ‘virgin’ – unspoiled and inexperienced ready to please the prisoner’s desires.
To source these ‘virgins’, I would draw from the sex trade and those who have been diagnosed with STI (sexually transmitted infections).
After the encounter, I would inform the prisoners through elegant letterhead and addressed to appear to be through Allah, that instead of them sleeping with pure virgins, they infact slept with ladies that have been around the track many, many times and have various STI’s.
I would provide a breakdown of the girls infectious history so that the prisoner could know what he likely had been exposed to. And again, I would present this information as being written by their Islamic god.
I am not saying it would accomplish much, but it would make me feel good about myself indeed.
I wonder if Michelle Obama had a hand in this travesty and abuse of basic human rights, what with her (everyone else) eat healthy campaign.
Isn’t that just a typical picture of an arrogant SOB? Just look at him! I know he can’t help how he comes across, but for cripes sakes…every single picture of him makes him out to be taunting the little people! God, I hate him…and it has nothing to do with his agenda…it’s all because he is black. /sarc. off
I say we ramp it up.
DORITOS – two family bags per day
Slim Jims – 32oz per day
Wisconsin’s best sharp cheddar – 2lb per day
Dean’s onion dip – 16oz per day
Hormel 15 ozcorned beef hash – 3 cans per day
Coke – 2L per day
Hershey’s chocolate – 16oz per day
Return them to the battlefield when they hit 400+ lbs. Close Gitmo and adopt a take no prisoners ROE. Everybody’s happy.
If Ms. Rosenburg went to one of the gallies on base, she would have noticed that there is a similar sign on the freezers with the ice cream.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that GTMO is an island and a barge comes once a week with different supplies on it. Of course you have to ration. You are on an island in a hostile area.
They’re in prison. They don’t need any ice cream. There should be a basic, healthy meal offered. They’re religious dietary requirements are irrelevant. They should have thought of that before trying to kill people.
And regarding that photo of Obama…..So much ignorance in just one ice cream parlor.
I heard the GITMO detainees were also going to receive an Ipod with Obama’s speeches on them, but the plan was nixed when the UN told the Obama administration that to do so would bring about war crimes charges agaisnt the administration for cruel and unusual punishment.
The resemblance is striking!
just a pint? mrcakes can flush at least quart of chunky monkey every morning…oh you mean, the ice cream.
I’m assuming that Chunky Monkey is an ice cream flavor,but until to day I had never heard of Magic Shell(had to google it).That should qualify me for Gubmint assistance don’t ya think?I demand my rights to Chunky Monkey and Magic Shell!!!-though I don’t know what I’d do with it,since I don’t eat dessert.
at 12:44 pm, spaceycakes said:
TMI!!!
I certainly don’t get an ice cream a day… then again I’m lactose intolerant. Bring on the lactase enzyme!
The rest of us are getting a double-dip of Rocky Recession.
Seeing that the detainees have been getting a 5,500-6,000 calorie-a-day diet while our recommended daily allowance is 2,000-2,500, having less ice cream in their diet would be a positive thing. The military changed strategies from making them more like Americans to making their bones more brittle. I get their evil plan now.
Re pic:
There was a young man named Horatio
Who was fond of ice cream f@#$%tio
He dispensed with his favors
in thirty-two flavors
including the popular pistachio
Re outside thumbnail pic:
Obowmao: “Now watch carefully children, as I take this ice cream cone and turn it into something magical! Abracadabra! (plants cone in middle of forehead) Shazam, I’m a unicorn!”
I love ice cream…especially Breyer’s (even the no sugar kind). However, after looking at the picture of Obeyme with TWO (count ‘em) two dishes of ice cream probably made by hand at the ice cream store, I will never love it as much. Give those ice cream bars to our troops at Gitmo – not the incarcerated!
We used to make ice cream for the local politicians when i was “down on the farm”. Two cups of bull semen to a half gallon of heavy cream. They loved it. Couldn’t even tell it was in it. Now these pig haters down in Gitmo—- we have so many ways to torture without them being any the wiser. Imagine the shame if it were to be revealed that “Arnold” the boar from Bucks County donated several quarts a month to the ice cream makers down in Git. Those guys would swear off ice cream forever. Maybe Michelle “Moo Moo” ObamaYamaDingDong would too.
I mean, I’m just sayin.
Bear1909 out.
There is no ice cream but Blue Bell and Brenham is its creamery.
“They deserve ice cream. It and all major math advances were invented and thought up by Muslims”. B. Obama
On September 27th, 2010 at 2:16 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
I laughed, I cried, two thumbs up!
CHANGE, Obama style:
Out: Waterboarding
In: ‘Only 1 Ice Cream For each detainee!’