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**Written by Doug Powers

New from “Gorebot Wearhouse” — the moonbat outfitters who brought you “Endangered Garanimals” as well as “Brazilian Magnum,” the hemp-flannel body condom specially designed for making sweet hippie love to unwitting rainforests, comes another perverse encroachment upon Mother Nature’s civil liberties: the Glacier Embracing Suit:

This suit explores the avenue of “body” language and non-verbal communication. Intended for awkward introductory glacier encounters, it acts as an “ice breaker”, better enabling a person to lie prone on the surface of the glacier and give it a hug. Worn on the front of the body, the reflective padded material serves to mediate the difference in temperatures between the human body and the glacial ice.

Is there a lawyer in the house who’s willing to bring sexual harassment charges on behalf of the glaciers? At least some trees are getting a much needed break.

(h/t Moonbattery)

**Written by Doug Powers

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