Report: Michelle Obama to Meet With Commercial Sex Workers in India
**Written by Doug Powers
The last ballot will have barely been cast on election day when the Obamas will be on their way out of the country. It’s in the president’s selfless, humble nature to not want to be a distraction to the Democrat victory celebrations here and instead focus on world issues.
While in India, it’s being reported that Michelle “my sneakers could feed your family for a year” Obama will meet with representatives from a certain area of that country’s economy:
US President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle will be extremely busy in Mumbai, upon landing on November 6 for a two day India visit. As the world’s most powerful man and his wife zip around the city visiting the 26/11 memorial on Marine Drive, the National Centre for Performing Arts (NCPA), Mani Bhawan and other locations in south Mumbai, the security obviously will be water-tight .
Adding to the Obamas’ busy schedule is Michelle’s likely visit to Kamathipura, where she will meet commercial sex workers on the invitation of an NGO.
I can imagine Michelle ending that meeting by saying, “Oh yeah, we do the same thing in our country to taxpayers, ‘cept not as cheap.” Why am I guessing that this trip will culminate in all Indian commercial sex workers joining the SEIU?
Given the nightmarish level of AIDS infections in India, it’s being recommended that FLOTUS use a zucchini grown in the White House garden to teach the workers how to put on a condom. In any case, Bill Clinton has so graciously volunteered to chaperone on this leg of the journey.
And finally, from the “everybody in the world is gonna love us if we elect Obama” department:
The President will be accompanied by his chefs, not because he would not like to savour Indian cuisine, but to ensure his food is not spiked.
And also to ensure that his food consists of cheeseburgers and donuts.
**Written by Doug Powers
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In unrelated news, TOTUS will be whisked to a small garage down the back alleys of Mumbai for a quick tune-up to have his ball-bearings lubed, and his batteries re-charged.
Laughing and crying at the same time…
One has to wonder, will mo be handing out condoms to the ‘working gals’? My, oh my what class those two we have in the wh have! Will mo be giving a gift basket of sweet potatoes to the first lady of India? That would be about in form with the other ‘tasteful’ gifts those two have give to heads of state when they visit!
L
letget#3,
S/B have given.
L
Filling in for the dog?
Oh, heck yea. Let’s take 2 747′s, an entourage of 100 or so, SUVs, prez limo, book out an entire 570 room hotel with spillover rooms in 2 other hotels, and go visit ho’s in India. Perfect. Please, someone remind me again who’s paying for this?
The bho and mho circus hits the road. These 2 have converted the presidency into a 4 year vacation at the taxpayer’s expense. Community organizers organize and petition for freebies, no leadership required.
As I’ve said before, the Repubs are missing a HUGE opportunity here…
Bambi has done nothing but travel around and make speeches, while is Government is out of control, and not doing its job.
EPA was NOT on top of the oil spill.
EPA is still trying cap and tax.
FCC trying to take over the Net.
Fed Res, and Treasury were NOT on top of the current Mortgage ownership fiasco.
No budget done by Congress, and none of the spending bills done.
Hey, Obama, how about staying home, keeping off the golf course, and doing your F’n Job?
We went through this 20 years ago with another dem President.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
*exasperated sigh*
Good one. But I’d rather see TOTUS meet the dignitaries and Odumbo get the lube job. IMHO, he’s earned it.
Most sex workers partake in such a career because they see it as a good way to make alot of money – that’s it. No other reason. The faster India improves its economy, the less likely other young girls in the future will enter the sex trade.
Exit Question: How much do you want to bet that all the underaged girls and any infected women will be removed from whatever facility the first lady is planning to visit so as to not cause an international embarrassment?
I always thought it was to pursue men with good genes and deep pockets.
This a selfless act by Our President. He could stay in the US and take a victory lap around the country and celebrate with all of those people who ran for congress, the senate (and governorships) that he helped to win to preserve a democrapic majority. That would take weeks, if not months.
Or maybe not.
If President Obama is so beloved by the International Community, and if Obama has improved the face of the USA on foreign shores, and if Obama has patched things up with Islam and Muslims, and if Islam is the Religion of Peace, Love, Tolerance, Mercy, Compassion, and so on, then why would the President require so much security, so many layers of protection, and why would his presence place such a burdern and inconvenience upon the people of India?
Willian#16,
It seems bho does not give a flying flit who or what he makes inconvienced. The bottom line, he is gonna be there and you gotta cater to me. I have never in my many years of life seen such a critter as bho. I hope not to see him or any like him again! VOTE people, Nov.2.
L
She looking for more ways to fundamentally transform our society?
Sex Worker to MO: So tell us about the men on Kashyyyk, is it twoo about them being, how you say, gifted?
Here’s hoping TOTUS doesn’t have too much fun and catches a dose!
If she joined them it would be her first real job.
I would restrain from making any inapprobriate comments about the 1st lady when it comes to Spliting the Bamboo in the Kama Sutura.
GSP
Meanwhile in Kamathipura, members of the United Retail and Industrial Sex Workers of India are saying that they feel marginalized by Michelle O’s plan to visit only the commercial sex workers. URISWI officals are not denying rumors that they may decide to strike in protest.
Oh, so then none of them are paying off a ransom in hope of ever seeing their parents/children/siblings alive again?
I guess ‘chelle is just goin’ back to her roots.
Fiscal hawk Bill Clinton just used interns. Oh well, just call it stimulus.