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Report: Michelle Obama to Meet With Commercial Sex Workers in India

By Doug Powers  •  October 23, 2010 03:26 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

The last ballot will have barely been cast on election day when the Obamas will be on their way out of the country. It’s in the president’s selfless, humble nature to not want to be a distraction to the Democrat victory celebrations here and instead focus on world issues.

While in India, it’s being reported that Michelle “my sneakers could feed your family for a year” Obama will meet with representatives from a certain area of that country’s economy:

US President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle will be extremely busy in Mumbai, upon landing on November 6 for a two day India visit. As the world’s most powerful man and his wife zip around the city visiting the 26/11 memorial on Marine Drive, the National Centre for Performing Arts (NCPA), Mani Bhawan and other locations in south Mumbai, the security obviously will be water-tight .

Adding to the Obamas’ busy schedule is Michelle’s likely visit to Kamathipura, where she will meet commercial sex workers on the invitation of an NGO.

I can imagine Michelle ending that meeting by saying, “Oh yeah, we do the same thing in our country to taxpayers, ‘cept not as cheap.” Why am I guessing that this trip will culminate in all Indian commercial sex workers joining the SEIU?

Given the nightmarish level of AIDS infections in India, it’s being recommended that FLOTUS use a zucchini grown in the White House garden to teach the workers how to put on a condom. In any case, Bill Clinton has so graciously volunteered to chaperone on this leg of the journey.

And finally, from the “everybody in the world is gonna love us if we elect Obama” department:

The President will be accompanied by his chefs, not because he would not like to savour Indian cuisine, but to ensure his food is not spiked.

And also to ensure that his food consists of cheeseburgers and donuts.

**Written by Doug Powers

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