Celebs Stage Five-Alarm Last-Ditch Effort to Save Obamacracy as We Know It
**Written by Doug Powers
From Story Balloon, here’s a pitiful last-ditch slapstick panic attack from mostly B-list Hollywood. Apparently a good chunk of A-list Tinseltown has chosen to avoid further humiliating themselves over this year’s more-than-likely lost cause.
If you don’t have time to watch, here it is in a few words: “Don’t just sit there, immigrants are about to be pulled from their cars, gays won’t be able to get married and nobody will have health care because stupid people are really motivated this year.”
The only thing missing from this last-minute desperate scramble is a chamber band playing “Nearer my God to Thee” as gullible celebutards’ dreams of a unicorn ranch in fantasy land go glub glub:
I had planned to picture Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid when voting next week, but now I think the faces I’ll be seeing when giving the ballot an extra hard punch are these annoyingly smug tools.
Update: I changed a word in the headline. It’s a word I used to describe the Hollywood left but it can be construed as insensitive to others, and that’s certainly never my intent, so I changed it and won’t use it again. Apologies to anyone who took offense (with the exception of the aforementioned celebrities).
**Written by Doug Powers
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Oh no! Say it isn’t so!
Chloe was part of this silly ad.
What a disappointment for “24″ fans!
STUPID is voting for an ineligible Marxist revolutionary.
Stupid is thinking anything rational or of this world comes from the gobs of Celebutards .
24 was a write-off long ago …
If your answer was Obama-commie, have you considered how dumb was your question, and what it says about you?
Give hollywood types a script and they will say anything. They only sound intelligent when the script writer is.
These are the same people that used to parody football players for being stupid.
How do these people walk down the street without a script and director? Morons all(my apologies to morons).
Couldn’t make it all the way through.
Too stupid.
Made my head hurt from excessive stupidity and lame attempts at being clever.
Why wouldn’t we listen to these people?
I mean, surely, they all have advanced degrees in public policy, or international relations, or economics, or public administration, or the law, right?
RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!
I suggest these people get out a little and attend a tea party rally and actually learn from the people. They need to get out of that bubble. They would then understand we don’t care what they say or think. And the ones that do, are about 12.
So, who are these people? Actors, you say?
I must not get out enough. Now, back to my TPS reports…….
A couple weeks ago someone found this suggestion for a bumper sticker:
In 2008 you voted to prove you weren’t racist. How will you vote in 2010 to prove you aren’t an idiot?
So, what did I learn from the video?
Uh, the one guy is always late because he is being pulled over for “looking Illegal”. Funny, he doesn’t even look like he’s from Arizona.
And in the other guy’s house, Adam and Steve begat the rest of us. O-o-o-o-k-a-y-y-y-y.
What a shame. I didn’t realize Ron Livingston was a lefty…
I hardly recognized any of the others except Kal Penn who served in the Obama administration! Kind of knew he was a lefty.
The good news for them is that I INTEND TO VOTE!
Errah I recognize Allyssa Milano and Taj from White Castle but who are the all the other unwashed greaseball dirt monkeys on the video??!! I have hanging chads older than most of these kids!
Shut up and entertain me.
Well, this isn’t news.
who’s innit so’s i know who to boycott?
So I’m watching this and I’m thinking if I was a liberal it wouldn’t fire me up to vote at all. Then they called me stupid for not wanting to vote for the things they support and suddenly I felt fired up to go vote. Somehow I don’t think that was what they were going for. But I’ve already voted so I guess now it’s time for me to go cook a kitten.
Oh NO, I’m never going to be able to watch Covert Affairs again without thinking of this stupid video. Nuts!
Have an interesting conversation to report on how utterly stooopid these Hollywood types of Jon Stewart Dems are.
Husband was in a bar in DC last night on a business trip. He overheard two ladies talking, one saying she was from NPR, the other a moonbat who was begging her to go to the Stewart rally. The NPR lady appeared to be “fair and balanced” for a lib, and said she has started watching O’Reilly. (Disclaimer, have not watched O’Reilly since he kept Geraldo Rivera unless he has Dennis Miller as a guest, as I am not a fan of loud and opinionated narcissists. That said, O’Reilly does do good now and then when he is not being smug and teetering on liberalism). The moonbat libtard was horrified at her friend’s admission. She also was told about the firing of Juan Williams, and moonbat said “she didn’t follow that story” and agreed it “didn’t seem right.” Moonbat went on to say that she was going to dress “as a witch on Halloween but wear a sign she was not a witch.” Soooo funny. Then moonbat nitwit started whining about how she did not understand how or why “people could be so mad” and how “tea baggers were really mean people.” I think the fair and balanced lady responded that the anger could come from a 10% national unemployment rate and the resulting tanking housing market. The moonbat said she had not considered those issues. This is a true story.
I took from this story that there are a small percentage of liberal wackos waking up to the pretend world of unicorns, and that maybe there is another opinion to consider, after all the hope and change.
This is what we are dealing with: uninformed, non-curious to fact-check issues, moronic, libtards who vote (D) behind anyone because that is what Hollywood and Jon Stewart (their news source) tell them to do. This and the public education system lowering standards for illegals and minorities, which are the dumbing down of our country.
In addition to someday having the public vote on term limits and public voter ID measures, we also should be allowed to require that all voters have to answer, with a passing grade, simple questions such as “Who is the VP?” “How many states make up the USA?” “Who is the current Secretary of State?” After all, voting is a privilege. I know, dream on.
Six more days to vote with a Slurpee in hand, folks, and (please, please let conservatives take back this country) witness some hang-dog faces from the most ethical Congress in history. Fun times.
Won’t fit on a Prius.
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The only good to come from Cash for Clunkers is that it took 90% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
I’m with you. Just the names, not going to bother watching.
STUPID VIDEO
Most Hollyweird writers have admitted they are marxists. So I think the part about the script writer being intelligent is incorrect. They may be clever, but that is all.
The only way to get these elitists to see the light is to stop supporting their work. They are in ivory towers just like our sock puppet POTUS.
Rush was talking about Obowmao’s trip to India today. I thought I might puke before he was finished. It certainly made me sick.
I don’t watch TV and I never listen to what any celebrity has to say.
Anyone who spends $7,000 on a pair of shoes doesn’t know anything about anything.
Just like Obama?
They use teleprompters, too? Oh, yea, like Oblabla, they have to, in order to stay on message………..
How do people like this become famous? Seriously. What is it that has made these morons commodities in the market place of ideas? Has our culture degraded so far that we are paying to listen to idiots who do not have a functioning frontal lobe tell us how we ought to decide what direction our government should take?
I will reiterate what Rush Limbaugh said earlier today: If you want to have higher taxes, higher unemployment, less freedom, and an ever-expanding and ever-controlling centralized government, then choose to vote for the people who are “moving us forward.”
If you want to see our nation turn into a totalitarian dictatorship, run by an oligarchy that will rule over every aspect of your life, then vote for the bunch that the brain-dead minions in this video want for you to vote for. If you don’t, and you want to be as free as your parents and grandparents were, then VOTE THE MISCREANTS OUT!
Well, had I watched that all the way through, it might have killed me. Funny or die is not a joke.
Put a warning on that stuff, Doug.
I don’t want to die until after the election.
For those who want to know who’s in it without actually watching the video here is the cast list from Funny or Die:
Alyssa Milano, Aziz Ansari, Rose McGowan, Michael Pena, Eric McCormack, Adam Scott, Ron Livingston, Eriq La Salle, Gal Penn, Gillian Jacobs, Donald Glover, Brad Goreski, Chris Gorham, Lake Bell, Criss Angel, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Adrienne Maloof.
Err…should have been Kal Penn instead of Gal Penn.
It is either that, or they follow the silly line that “Dub’ya drove the car into a ditch, and Obama was left to push it out and get us rolling again.” The rhetoric of the left is so idiotic, but they don’t have any ideas of their own, so they’re left giving us mindless propaganda that they feed upon.
It is SO easy to destroy the left’s arguments about the economy and unemployment, because Obama is repeating all of the rottenness of Bush, and has injected that rottenness with steroids. Everything that Bush did wrong that Obama and his idiot minions harangue Republicans about are the very things that Obama is currently doing in spades–not to mention all of the new government regulations and control over industries that will destroy those very industries.
Of course most liberals do not have any idea of what is going on. It’s the difference between being an unthinking partisan cog in a political machine, and being a concerned CITIZEN.
that was 10 minutes of wasted time, once again confirms why I don’t watch major network t.v. and most cable shows…they are full of dolts as brought out in the clip.
I take pride in the fact that I only recognized maybe two of them. Morons.
The only one I recognized was the twit who played Chloe on 24….the maladjusted whiner. Art does imitate life!
Why do they believe I give a rat’s hindquarters about their opinions on anything?
The most interesting thing about it is that it was completely uninteresting. And the only people who will have found any of it mildly interesting will remember only one part of it: the part where they suggest you talk to your parents about the “last time they boned”, and they’ll laugh and giggle at that and the imagery it conjures.
What a stupid, stupid video.
“Do you realize how motivated stupid people are?”
Well, they certainly turned out for this video. By the way, who are you, young man?
Well, I recognized two of them, but don’t know their names. So all of them shall remain nameless twits since I won’t look it up on some website. I have a real job to go to.
and they wonder why the most successful films these days are animated.
Heh, never heard of any of ‘em. Except of course, Alyssa Milano. Isn’t there a cookie named after her?
AwWW! Do I hafta watch another one’a these things? I’ve seen so many of ‘em already.
Ooh, but it’s Alyssa. And the chick from that one show–I forget the name. Maybe if I muted it…
Nope, didn’t help. Same condescending expressions. And too many dudes. Shame.
This video was valuable to me, it reinforces all the reasons I stopped watching most programs on broadcast TV! Simple minded liberals mouthing weak dialog from third rate scripts.
Best day of my life was when I carried the tv out to the corner for the trash collector to have. Never felt better!
Toward the end he says, I don’t know who he is, but he’s supposed to be a celebrity right? Do you know who are motivated? stupid people are so go vote….that thar is funny, so applying “motivated” to the people who are starring in this video means they are “Stupid”….or how lazy but not stupid the base they are trying to reach is with this video.
There really are some dumba$$ not thinking it all the way through and then you have these (B) or (C) list celebrities that will say whatever is in the script…yeah stupid about covers it.
What happened Obama can’t attract (A) list celebs anymore?
Blind trying to lead the Blind.
I think it was supposed to be funny, they came off as nags.
Thank you for showing us how “motivated stupid people are”.
Who wrote that script? Because, I’m still shrugging say to myself WTF. I just hope these idots in this video are like gold fish and forgot what they did after their thrity seconds on film.
I bet Meghan McCain thinks this video is just soooo clever and important!
I think I recognize two of those people. One played the perpetually annoying Chloe O’Brien on 24. The other I recognize the face, but from where I have no idea.
B List indeed.
Mary Lynn has talked nice about Rush Limbaugh in the past (she called him “smart and funny”), so she may have needed to regain some liberal street cred here.
Really? Are you being sarcastic, or do you never watch TV?
Off the top of my head (and I don’t even watch most of these)…
Alyssa Milano & Rose McGowan: Charmed
Aziz Ansari: Scrubs, Parks and Recreation
Eric McCormack: Will & Grace
Ron Livingston: Office Space
Eriq La Salle: ER
Kal Penn: Harold & Kumar, House MD
Gillian Jacobs & Donald Glover: Community
Gillian Jacobs & Donald Glover: Community- NOPE no Idea who they are or Aziz Ansari: Scrubs, Parks and Recreation.
It kind of defeats the exercise if the folks they use to make the video are either unknowns or has beens. It’s obvious whoever wrote the script didn’t think it all the way through.
Hey maybe this list of people could go on Dancing With The Stars…then more people would be aware they exist.
I’ll bet she wrote and directed it!
I think she named herself after the cookie, Pepperidge Farms has been making them longer than her career.
Ron Livingston was also in Swingers and of course, Band of Brothers (as Lt. Nixon).
This video could be used as a replacement for waterboarding.
Yeah, pretty disapointing about Ron L, as a fan of his work. Rose McGowan not surprising since she was with that freak Marilyn Manson, so she’s got to be a bit unbalanced. Also she had a shotgun for a leg in that Tarantino movie.
Moron celebities supporting Democrats?!?
The hell you say!!!
Chloe, you’re dead to me now.
Alyssa Milano & Rose McGowan: Any woman stupid enough to pose nude is too stupid to take political advice from.
Aziz Ansari: Don’t care.
Eric McCormack: Don’t care X 2
Ron Livingston: So don’t care.
Eriq La Salle: Has been… almost never was.
Kal Penn: Makes his money by acting like a stooge. Clearly it’s not a stretch.
Gillian Jacobs & Donald Glover: Communist. I mean “don’t care.”
What a bunch of yawns…
I recognized the guy from Office Space, when he said TPS reports. Alyssa Milano and the girl that was in that tv show with her, the one about witches who fight evil. That is the show that if you have the flu and are pretty much consigned to the couch for the day, it is like on all day long. The only thing they are doing are asking young people to give up their future freedoms. Get told where to work, how to live, what to eat….
I can’t wait till I’m a grumpy old man telling kids, I remember there used to be a sandwich called a Big Mac and it was sold by a fast food company we called McDonalds…. the kids will have no clue and ask, what is fast food?
The funny thing? I have no clue as to who 75% of those people even are in this video nor why they are important (and THAT was Eriq La Salle of ER Fame?!?!? Time and age have NOT been friends!!!!!!!!!!!)…
I’d be laughing right now, if all of this that Lindsay spoke of wasn’t so utterly true. Had a debate with a couple of libs awhile back on FaceBook, and there were two of them who “demanded” sources to my point that homosexuality wasn’t found in nature nor admitted as natural by most scientific and medical journals. I posted the sources, but when I asked for the same in return, my liberal counterparts stated “We don’t have to provide sources or proof because our stance is more morally sound” (I’m not making this up)!!! At that point, I declared the debate over, myself as the victor, and my two opponents as having been smacked around. Of course, they “returned ‘fire’” with [sarcasm] intelligent words and well-thought-out replies [/sarcasm] which shall not be repeated here and which I did not reply to.
Yes, folks, these are the kinds of people we have to “debate” (and it should come as no surprise, seeing how Chris Coons in Delaware not only is now dodging questions concerning the five freedoms in the Bill of Rights. but outright DEBATES against Christine O’Donnell.
As Rush has stated ad infinetum, liberals cannot debate in the courtroom of ideals and principles because, when we get right down to it, they have neither.
Well, more shows to boycott.
And it will take more than 10 minutes to vote. The TEA PARTY is going to crowd out every polling place.
Alyssa Milano, you disappoint me. I’m not forgetting this.
Stay home Democrats. Obama is taking your party off a cliff.
Or be extinct this decade.
Your choice.