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Celebs Stage Five-Alarm Last-Ditch Effort to Save Obamacracy as We Know It

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By Doug Powers  •  October 28, 2010 04:19 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

From Story Balloon, here’s a pitiful last-ditch slapstick panic attack from mostly B-list Hollywood. Apparently a good chunk of A-list Tinseltown has chosen to avoid further humiliating themselves over this year’s more-than-likely lost cause.

If you don’t have time to watch, here it is in a few words: “Don’t just sit there, immigrants are about to be pulled from their cars, gays won’t be able to get married and nobody will have health care because stupid people are really motivated this year.”

The only thing missing from this last-minute desperate scramble is a chamber band playing “Nearer my God to Thee” as gullible celebutards’ dreams of a unicorn ranch in fantasy land go glub glub:

I had planned to picture Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid when voting next week, but now I think the faces I’ll be seeing when giving the ballot an extra hard punch are these annoyingly smug tools.

Update: I changed a word in the headline. It’s a word I used to describe the Hollywood left but it can be construed as insensitive to others, and that’s certainly never my intent, so I changed it and won’t use it again. Apologies to anyone who took offense (with the exception of the aforementioned celebrities).

**Written by Doug Powers

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