Know Your Failure: From Speaker Pelosi to Weaker Pelosi

By Michelle Malkin  •  November 8, 2010 11:56 AM

I joked last week after she announced her bid for Minority Leader that Speaker Pelosi needed to change her Twitter account name to Weaker Pelosi.

Ask and ye shall receive! An enterprising person on Twitter snapped up @WeakerPelosi and now publishes satirical tweets in the name of the Dethroned One.

There certainly is a wealth of real-life joke fodder.

The New York Times editorialized this morning against Pelosi’s bid, once again regurgitating the Team Obama delusion that the Dems’ failure was a failure of communication:

If Ms. Pelosi had been a more persuasive communicator, she could have batted away the ludicrous caricature of her painted by Republicans across the country as some kind of fur-hatted commissar jamming her diktats down the public’s throat. Both Ms. Pelosi and Harry Reid, the Senate majority leader, are inside players who seem to visibly shrink on camera when defending their policies, rarely connecting with the skeptical independent voters who raged so loudly on Tuesday.

With President Obama proving to be a surprisingly diffident salesman of his own work, Congressional Democrats need a new champion to stand against a tightly disciplined Republican insurgency.

Other Democrats who oppose Pelosi’s attempt to cling to power are slightly more in touch with reality. In an open letter, they reportedly implore her to step aside because she will scare away good prospective candidates. Again, they blame the Republicans for “demonizing” Pelosi, rather than her own mouth and actions. But hey, it’s a start.

Via Chad Pergram at Fox:

From a House Democratic Source:

FOX has obtained a letter being penned by defeated House Democrats that implores House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to step aside.

The letter is now circulating Capitol Hill and has not yet been sent to the Speaker. FOX has obtained draft language of the letter.

In the draft of the letter, the members say that they were “victimized by a national wave of resentment toward Democrats, a wave that ensnared you along with us.”

The letter goes on to say “Madam Speaker, fairly or unfairly, Republicans made you the face of the resentment and disagreement in our races. While we commend your years of service to our party and your leadership through many tough times, we respectfully ask that you step aside as the top Democrat in the House.”

The letter says that the defeated members “fear that Republicans will further demonize you, and in so doing, they will scare potential candidates out. The prospect of having to run against their own party leadership, in addition to their Republican opponent is simply too daunting.”

The lawmakers also say that “one mark of a strong leader is the ability to discern when it is time to pass the baton” and calls this a “dark hour.”

Flashback: Know Your Failure.


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  1. #1
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:03 pm, kwyoung said:

    Know your power!

  2. #2
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:04 pm, granite said:

    …“one mark of a strong leader is the ability to discern when it is time to pass the baton”….

    Ummm…I would think that if/when one decides to “pass the baton”, one is no longer strong nor leading.

  3. #3
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:04 pm, letget said:

    I can not wait to see this old bat give her gavel and the jets! I bet she is so mad she could chew nails.
    L

  4. #4
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:07 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Boehner’s first act as Speaker should be to physically go to Andrews AFB and in a very public ceremony return San Fran Nan’s personal Air Force transport back to the Air Force.

    Set the tone!

  5. #5
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:09 pm, dan708 said:

    There certainly is a wealth of real-life joke fodder.

    I’d like to be able to laugh at this woman, but I can only cry at all the damage she has done to our country and our beloved Constitution.

  6. #6
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:11 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    “The prospect of having to run against their own party leadership, in addition to their Republican opponent is simply too daunting.”

    All you have to do is change “Republican” to Democrat” and Joe Miller, Sharon Angle, Christine O’Donnell could have written this letter to McConnell, Rove and the rest of the GOP leadership.

  7. #7
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:15 pm, TigerLady said:

    Michelle, keep doing what you’re doing. I admire how hard you work for the truth!

    I’m sure we will see John Stewart using the wealth of joke fodder in his upcoming shows. /sarc off on that one.

  8. #8
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:20 pm, Truesoldier said:

    Somehow I could see them having to literally (to quote Joe Biden) pry the gavel out of her hand.

  9. #9
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:25 pm, wckelly60 said:

    Know Your (Lack of) Power

    (A Messsage to America’s Liberals)

  10. #10
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:28 pm, jlhudg23 said:

    …Pelosi and…Reid…are inside players who seem to visibly shrink…when defending their policies, rarely connecting with the skeptical independent voters who raged so loudly on Tuesday.

    Perhaps, even still, there is enough of a supra-reptilian brain structure present in those two to cause them something akin to a reflexive shame when attempting to defend the obviously indefensible.

  11. #11
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:37 pm, Pickle said:

    I guess “elections have consequences” only applies to Republicans in Pelosi’s fevered brain.

  12. #12
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:51 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    …the ludicrous caricature of her painted by Republicans across the country as some kind of fur-hatted commissar jamming her diktats down the public’s throat.

    It must have been her lack of communication rather than all of those socialist diktats that she jammed down everyone’s throat. Yeah, that was it. Lack of communication.

    …Obama proving to be a surprisingly diffident* salesman of his own work…

    dif·fi·dent adj \ˈdi-fə-dənt, -ˌdent\
    : hesitant in acting or speaking through lack of self-confidence

    Why, that’s RACIST! The NBPP should be picketing in front of the NYT right now!

    Besides, anyone can see that TOTUS is a fine communicator.

  13. #13
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:51 pm, Hangfire said:

    As far as the turn-over process between Mzzz. Pelosi, and staff, and Mr. Boehner goes, it should be very simple.

    “Everybody, put your pencils down and step away from your desk. Grab your personal effects and walk slowly away from the office.”

  14. #14
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:56 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    This witch won’t die until the House falls on her!

  15. #15
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:58 pm, flmom said:

    If Ms. Pelosi had been a more persuasive communicator, she could have batted away the ludicrous caricature of her painted by Republicans across the country as some kind of fur-hatted commissar jamming her diktats down the public’s throat.

    I dunno, strutting past anti-Obamacare protesters, arm-in-arm with your co-conspirators, sporting a honking big gavel just to rub it in, with an in- your -face s**t-eating grin, sort of gave the impression of a fur-hatted commissar, but that’s just me I guess.

  16. #16
    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:59 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Why do Dems always claim that they didn’t get their message out or that I’m too stupid to understand it? I got their message loud and clear! It sucks and I don’t want any part of it! Can you hear me now! Other than that I have no strong feelings.

  17. #17
    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:00 pm, flmom said:

    This witch won’t die until the House falls on her!

    Ding-dong the witch is dead!!

  18. #18
    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:08 pm, rocketman said:

    ***
    The best picture of SanFranNan was when she and a bunch of San Francisco Politicos carried a Gay “Pride” banner on a long pole through a Folsom Street Fair “event”.
    ***
    Willing to pander and sell out to any groups. And she still has a lot of liberal / socialist / marxist / communist supporters in the House. And she knows where all the bones are buried.
    ***
    She will be able to form a great fifth column effort there.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  19. #19
    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:08 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    If the Democrats don’t have a death wish, they will deep-six this witch, if she floats, give her a copy of the Healthcare bill to hold onto.

  20. #20
    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:16 pm, California Red said:

    didn’t you guys hear? She is confident that the Dems will keep the house. Democrats are voting in overwhelming numbers.

    She really has her finger on the pulse of this nation and deserves a leadership post.

  21. #21
    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:25 pm, Cogs said:

    This may be a long-shot; Pelosi and Reid may not get the leader postions. Enough Dems could decide that they need some fresh ideas in those positions.

    Naaaaah, never mind; they all think she’s a hero.

    I do agree Boehner needs to return the plane in a way that simply must be covered by the press (he should give a speech about it too).

  22. #22
    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:33 pm, Jvette said:

    The Losingest Speaker Evah!

  23. #23
    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:38 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    “Know your lower plate and quit playing with it while on camera”

    This message brought to you by an unpaid spokesgrouch on behalf of Sea-Bond Denture Adhesive Wafers, Original – Lowers 30 each.

    Damn but that women is gross. Oh well let us give thanks she did not have children with Dingy Harry.
    ===
    Let your sidearm be like American Express:
    Don’t Leave home without it.

  24. #24
    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:42 pm, rambler said:

    Nancy comes from the land of creative visualization. If she thinks is true, then it will be true. She has come so close to achieving the permanent take over of this country. She thinks she can turn this defeat around the way she shoved bhocare through. She believes in her raw thug power to get this back on track. At some point she will be responsible for her own demise because she is corrupt to the core.

  25. #25
    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:48 pm, Ron said:

    The letter goes on to say “Madam Speaker, fairly or unfairly, Republicans made you the face of the resentment and disagreement in our races.

    Fairly or unfairly? Find somebody in the House that more perfectly represents what’s wrong with the Democratic Party. Dems, please leave Pelosi in place. She’ll be great in 2012.

  26. #26
    On November 8th, 2010 at 2:21 pm, RedDog said:

    Both Ms. Pelosi and Harry Reid, the Senate majority leader, are inside players who seem to visibly shrink on camera when defending their policies, rarely connecting with the skeptical independent voters who raged so loudly on Tuesday.

    Moral of the story: Lie with more passion and conviction. Put some heart into it.

  27. #27
    On November 8th, 2010 at 2:34 pm, T-Bone said:

    Pelosi knew what she was doing. She took a chance that they could pull it off but also knew that she would be willing to lose the House and Senate as long as they passed a national health care bill.

    They have been trying for 40 + years to do so and having the House, Senate and White House provided them the perfect opportunity to get it done. They had to lie cheat and steal to do it but they did it. It is a horrible bill passed by a horrible process but the ends justify the means to people like Pelosi.

    I am also sure she thought that the MSM would lay some covering fire during these elections so that the damage would be limited. That was her miscalculation. They did manage to hold on to the Senate so they still have some saving grace for their actions.

    They covered the leaders butts and left everyone else out to dry but those suckers still think Pelosi was in the same boat with them. She wasn’t. She was in the QE2 while she put them in the Titanic. Harry had to get in the lifeboat though. He and his union thugs had to throw all the other occupants out of the lifeboat to save his hide.

  28. #28
    On November 8th, 2010 at 2:48 pm, Dave Turson said:

    Pelosi has been a true leader. She’ll move the Dems forward. As Michael Barone noted, she goes “faster on those stiletto heels than other people can go on Hush Puppies.”
    Full steam ahead!

  29. #29
    On November 8th, 2010 at 2:52 pm, Mike said:

    A list of all her lies would be fodder along with the rest of the lies by the dhims.

  30. #30
    On November 8th, 2010 at 2:54 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    This witch won’t die until the House falls on her!

    Or until sensible redistricting can be done to rid states, especially the likes of California, of districts especially designed to concentrate voters of a particular political ilk in order to protect and return incumbants to office, even dead ones.

  31. #31
    On November 8th, 2010 at 2:54 pm, spaceycakes said:

    the top picture is from her Fisting Across America tour.

  32. #32
    On November 8th, 2010 at 2:59 pm, rocketman said:

    ***
    Bad Spacey! Down! Down!
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  33. #33
    On November 8th, 2010 at 2:59 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    On November 8th, 2010 at 2:48 pm, Dave Turson said:

    About that Ramirez cartoon, I think he’s being to harsh on California. Most CA voters, being nostalgic about those wonderful bygone days, or youngsters, hearing misty-eyed parents wistfully regaling them with tales of the heady days of the ’70s have high hopes of Brown repeating his leadership magic of that era.

  34. #34
    On November 8th, 2010 at 3:02 pm, spaceycakes said:

    well, rocketman–remember her constituency! I’ll bet that was a party that put the Mummers parade to shame.

  35. #35
    On November 8th, 2010 at 3:11 pm, sbw999 said:

    Yes, it was the communication stupid!!!

    It was the demonizing dummy!!!!

    I hope they harp on like this until November 2012, in which they will see a Repub landslide that made this one look good for dems.

  36. #36
    On November 8th, 2010 at 3:11 pm, rambler said:

    How many representatives is CA supposed to lose anyway? Maybe Nancy’s district can be divided up and given away.

  37. #37
    On November 8th, 2010 at 3:12 pm, rambler said:

    Most CA voters, being nostalgic…..

    Or high on medical marijuana.

  38. #38
    On November 8th, 2010 at 3:15 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Or high on medical marijuana.

    Both.

  39. #39
    On November 8th, 2010 at 4:04 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Speaker Botox-A-Lot did lead a large number of Democrats off the edge; being the snake she is she refused to jump too. If you get the chance go to Buffalo Jump Montana. When the guide talks of scavengers and carrion crows think Pelosi.

  40. #40
    On November 8th, 2010 at 4:13 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Speaker Botox-A-Lot did lead a large number of Democrats off the edge; being the snake she is she refused to jump too.

    Actually, the majority of her districts’ voters refused to make her jump.

  41. #41
    On November 8th, 2010 at 4:17 pm, Mister P said:

    Her 8 percent approval rating among independent voters should help seal another victory in 2012.

  42. #42
    On November 8th, 2010 at 4:28 pm, DagneyT said:

    failure of communication

    translated from lib-speak:

    They’re too stupid to understand what we’re doing.

  43. #43
    On November 8th, 2010 at 4:34 pm, DagneyT said:

    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:07 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Boehner’s first act as Speaker should be to physically go to Andrews AFB and in a very public ceremony return San Fran Nan’s personal Air Force transport back to the Air Force.

    Set the tone!

    Excellent idea! It gives them a feeling of “we’re showing the donks who’s boss” and makes them look as though they really have a backbone!

  44. #44
    On November 8th, 2010 at 4:38 pm, BruceB said:

    Does the minority leader get any perks like free airplane rides and such?

  45. #45
    On November 8th, 2010 at 4:59 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Does the minority leader get any perks like free airplane rides and such?

    A reserved parking space, in Anacostia.

  46. #46
    On November 8th, 2010 at 5:11 pm, jrgdds said:

    Does the minority leader get any perks like free airplane rides and such?

    Christine O’Donnell doesn’t have a thing on Nancy.

  47. #47
    On November 8th, 2010 at 5:22 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Drudge is running a flash:”
    PELOSI PLANNING PARTY FOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS”

    Nancy Pelosi Speaker of the United States House of Representatives requests the pleasure of your company at a reception honoring the Accomplishments of the 111th Congress on Wednesday, the tenth day of November, two thousand ten at three thirty in the afternoon Cannon Caucus Room 345 Cannon House Office Building

    ..it’s not just a river in Egypt.

  48. #48
    On November 8th, 2010 at 5:41 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    jrgdds said:

    Does the minority leader get any perks like free airplane rides and such?

    Christine O’Donnell doesn’t have a thing on Nancy.

    Is Steny Hoyer carrying her purse in that photo?

  49. #49
    On November 8th, 2010 at 5:55 pm, jrgdds said:

    Is Steny Hoyer carrying her purse in that photo?

    Maybe. But it might be his. :)

  50. #50
    On November 8th, 2010 at 6:48 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Now that the “blue dogs” have been purged from the Democratic party, those left are more liberal and more supportive of Pelosi than ever.

    It’s kinda like what happened to the GOP when so many of us conservatives left the party and re-registered as unaffiliated independents. The pollsters kept reporting that registered Republicans are getting more and more moderate. Yeah sure, now that Republican registrations have been cut by almost half, all they have left are the nose-holders who would vote Republican even if Obama or Pelosi was the GOP nominee.

  51. #51
    On November 8th, 2010 at 8:37 pm, Tuesday said:

    On November 8th, 2010 at 6:48 pm, Pasadena Phil said:
    …Republicans…nose-holders who would vote Republican even if Obama or Pelosi was the GOP nominee.

    That is such a harsh indictment of Republicans! I doubt anyone with an R could be so callous!

    I can imagine, if the nose-holders keeled over for lack of air, then their names might be used by the always quick to manipulate Democrats in voting for an Obama or a Pelosi. The Democrats have been known to harvest cemetery IDs during elections.

  52. #52
    On November 8th, 2010 at 10:54 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On November 8th, 2010 at 12:56 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    This witch won’t die until the House falls on her!

    It fell on her alright, but her toes are still curling.

    Slowed by the botox no doubt.

  53. #53
    On November 8th, 2010 at 11:00 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On November 8th, 2010 at 1:25 pm, Cogs said:

    I do agree Boehner needs to return the plane in a way that simply must be covered by the press (he should give a speech about it too).

    You just know if the parties were reversed, the left would be claiming the plane was once again being rightfully returned to service bringing wounded soldiers home. Or bringing starving refugee orphans to the US so they can once again eat.

  54. #54
    On November 8th, 2010 at 11:24 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On November 8th, 2010 at 4:28 pm, DagneyT said:

    failure of communication

    translated from lib-speak:

    They’re too stupid to understand what we’re doing.

    Actually no. Translated it means, “we didn’t lie good enough about what we were doing and the unwashed masses figured it out.”

  55. #55
    On November 8th, 2010 at 11:27 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On November 8th, 2010 at 4:38 pm, BruceB said:

    Does the minority leader get any perks like free airplane rides and such?

    I’m sure it’s better than a rookie Congressman, but not as great as Speaker.

    Boy she would have a hard fall if she has to go back to being a rookie…getting her own coffee, asking for own bribes, having to smell tourists again, not having exclusive potty facilities, etc.

  56. #56
    On November 9th, 2010 at 12:18 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    BruceB said:

    Does the minority leader get any perks like free airplane rides and such?

    I see no reason why she can’t just go back to her regular mode of transporatation?

  57. #57
    On November 9th, 2010 at 9:17 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Danceswithdachshunds said:


    I see no reason why she can’t just go back to her regular mode of transporatation?

    No Ruby Red Slippers for the Wicked Witch of the West?
    ===
    Let your sidearm be like American Express:
    Don’t Leave home without it.

  58. #58
    On November 9th, 2010 at 2:39 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    Don’t blow it guys. We want her a Minority leader, remaining the face er rictus of the House Dems.

  59. #59
    On November 9th, 2010 at 2:41 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    #49

    A party is in order.

    Marxists who hate the US as a country with a representative (indiect) democracy operating under a Constitution mainly written by dead white men, ie, a Republic, with a generally capitalist economic system do have something to be proud of.

    They have done more damage in their four years running the House than any foreign enemy could have done, although I suspect many were either willing or unwitting agents of the former USSR, and the ship of state may have taken on enough water that it will be difficult to save.

    They have gotten a good start on turning the US into a nation on permanent decline, like the UK, and they will celebrate that achievement.

  60. #60
    On November 10th, 2010 at 4:01 pm, jrgdds said:

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