I noted the growing brouhaha over TSA’s new, invasive security procedures at the airport compared to the agency’s lackadaisical treatment of illegal alien pilots:

Hands-off for law-breakers, hands-all-over for everyone else.

The old joke about TSA used to be that it stood for “Thousands standing around.”

Now TSA stands for “Touching sensitive areas.”

Or, to put it more bluntly: “Thousands squeezing asses.”

Reader Wes sent me a link to a few new wardrobe items he’s offering to discourage the homeland security gropers.

Check ‘em out: