Madame Secretary, Would You Let the TSA Touch Your Junk?
**Written by Doug Powers
This morning, Bob Schieffer had Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Face the Nation to discuss invasive airport security screenings that are starting to turn off just about any air traveler who doesn’t show up to the airport wearing a leather hood and a ball gag.
When I heard Schieffer ask Hillary if she’d submit to a pat-down, I thought maybe Bob suspected her of smuggling cigarettes to the president, but Schieffer was instead referring to TSA searches:
Asked in the closing moments of an interview on CBS’s “Face the Nation” if she would submit to “one of these pat-downs” that has caused a national outcry among travelers, Clinton replied, “Not if I could avoid it.”
“No, I mean who would?,” she said with a chuckle.
Video courtesy of Right Scoop — cackle courtesy of Hades:
Who would willingly submit to a pat-down? Certainly not little kids, but we don’t always know what’s good for us. Because of new procedures Joe Biden says we should just put up with, the skies are now safer thanks to strip-searches like this one that would put a person on the sex offender registry if he or she wasn’t wearing rubber gloves and a TSA badge.
Not everybody is feeling powerless during the TSA screening process, because if you happen to be wearing a hijab, you may be allowed to request to pat down yourself. Gee, that will be effective.
Last night, the TSA got some notice on Saturday Night Live, but it’s hard to satirize something that has already self-inflicted its own satire:
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The new profiling rule is “everyone who is not a politician”. For fear of violating the rights of Muslims, we take away everyone’s civil rights. Bizarro world.
Besides, who would want to grope Hillary anyway? Only on a dare.
I like Ann Coulter’s argument for ending these TSA assaults. There has no reduction in the number of airplanes blown up by nuns, elderly people and five-year-old children since they started this program. Waste of money.
But then the Grand Dame of State, Government moochers of high rank, the talking heads of TV land and such seldom if ever fly commercial so they really haven’t a clue do they? My hip sets off that metal detector time and again. They tell it won’t and then it does it again. It has happened to others, I would imagine thousands, and TSA’s response? No it doesn’t.
Do we have a smiley face for really irritated? Can you recommend a really good bail bondsmen?
But how would we know you weren’t “Sneaking a snuke in the snizz”? (h/t Southpark)
My uncles’ cousins’ aunts’ father’s friend has it on good authority that registered sex offenders like Roman Polanski and Barney Frank are standing in line to apply for positions with the TSA.
You read it on the internet, so it’s gotta be true.
Is there anyone home in the Department of Sanity? The lunatics are definitely running the asylum. I feel sorry for people who have to fly to get somewhere.
Hillary don’t have to worry, these indignations are reserved for the great unwashed populace. It just wouldn’t do for the ruling class to be groped and fondled in the name of national security.
On a personal level:
I am a disabled veteran. I have two artificial knees. I set off the metal detectors every time and have to go through the pat-down procedure each and every occurrence. And the additional downside: I fly every week for my job.
So I have to endure this nightmare because this country has become to panty-waisted to go after the real problem. I am supposed to tell myself I am doing my part for the country each time my testicles are forced up into my pancreas.
Then again, failing to chase, corner, and bag the hate-spewing mullahs around the world, we would have to start profiling. With the current administration, all U.S. veterans would be first on that list.
The only way this stops is for the public to quit flying. Until it hits the airlines on their bottom lines this crap will continue.
All three of them?
Which is exactly what they want. Fewer people flying will mean more people taking the train, giving our elites the justification for spending endless billions of taxpayer dollars on high speed rail.
Politcal Correctness is slowly killing this country. The enemies of this country have found our achilles heel and its we would rather have ourselves humiliated instead of being told we are offending someone. We can have our women and children subjected to lewd acts, but protecting our borders and profiling criminals is considered offensive?
Liberal thinking (insanity) is killing and offending innocent people. Let’s stop it NOW.
So, profiling people wearing hijabs to single them out for extra security checks is wrong. But profiling the same people so you can single them out for less intrusive security checks isn’t wrong. What am I missing?
I doubt any TSA rep would volunteer for that pat down at any price. It would probably take a military EOD specialist.
So, who cares what the Secretary of State thinks about TSA pat downs? She has managed to “comment” on this several times during this news cycle. Answer: She has started campaigning and her friends in the media are lending a hand. Watch for her to resign within 6 months to start her campaign in earnest. The Clintons are sneaky; Her answer could not be called an out-and-out attack on her boss but she still connects with angry travelers. Well played, Hill-dog, well played.
So the TSA ( T*ts-stomach-ass gropers) have reached a new level of stupidity. Now there is a legitimate job for perverts. Their entire premise seems to be to look for the person least likely to be a terrorist and focus all their energy on that person to prove that they are not profiling. This is proof positive that the federal gov can muck up anything and do it in the most stupid way while defending the policy to the hilt. In the mean time, the terrorists have moved on to exploding packages. How about the TSA groping those instead.
I’d grope Hillary.
But only if Bill were tied up and forced to watch.
But Hangfire, you’d hate yourself in the morning……..
Hell, Hangfire…you’d probably go into major depression, treatable by only electroshock therapy or a rope.
Careful what you wish for…
Why would that bother Bill, oh, maybe he would feel someone really would want her?
Naaa, that couldn’t be it.
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the government is a total screw up, including the way they stick their grubby, incompetent fingers in our military.
Congress over the years have made themselves to be elitist, snobs of royalty. I say halt their wages, reduce their bennies, they pay for everything just as the citizen. they are suppose to be serving the country, not stealing from it.
Will TSA assume responsibility if there is another attack? Wasn’t the TSA in charge when Reid, Christmas bomber and others attacked?
Instead of blaming them and dismantling them, they get more power. We are STILL taking off our shoes because THEY missed Reid. If they swallow explosives, are all non-terrorists supposed to go through a body cavity search?
Terrorists have won when they see this. I used to go to the airport just to watch people and planes. It was romantic because you could go anywhere and everyone had a unique story about a trip.
I read something somewhere saying ‘not all travelers are terrorists’. This is where we are now. The 9/11 hijackers were ‘travelers’, not Muslim extremists.
We aren’t allowed to talk about this stuff and it doesn’t make us more safe. Our Federal government is intent on intruding into everyone’s lives as much as possible wherever possible and tell everyone it is for their own good.
I’d bet Cheap Thrill Bill loses the private ride and flies commercial for the free grope. “A little higher…I’ll give you a half hour to cut that out!”
O/T GREAT NEWS!
Alvin Greene is gearing up for a presidential run in ’12! And it gets better. He’s mad at the Democretin so he’s running GOP! The quintessential RINO! (Repub In Nuttyness Only)
Might be nice to have a president that can’t find his way to the Whitehouse.
Swede,
Alvin Greene would probably win the GOP primary with the Dinosaur Media chbeering him on and Donks crossing over to sabotage the primary.
and certainly, bankrupting the airlines fewer people will want to use, making a government bailout “needed” and thus, becoming government owned. Also, if fewer people travel and stay closer to home they may drive more causing gas prices to rise, when factoring in new environmental regs especially designed to drive up fuel cost, use public transportation, if available or people just stay home and don’t travel at all. Then, it becomes easier for a totalitarian minded government to control the masses, that is, if you are a conspiracy theorist.
CAIR may say that only the head and neck get patted down, but TSA’s own rules say otherwise.
TSA Religious and Cultural Needs
Our general security considerations for religious or cultural needs allow you multiple options. If you do not want to go through the metal detector you may request a personal search (pat-down inspection) as an alternative. You may also ask the Security Officer for a private area for this personal search and will be provided a Security Officer of the same gender. If you refuse appropriate screening you will not be allowed to pass the security checkpoint and you will be unable to board your plane.
If you are directed by the security officer to proceed to additional screening, then you will undergo a combination of hand-wand screening and/or pat-down inspections that could include any portion of the body and head area that requires further examination.
So are they following their own rules or CAIR’s?
Though he’s a lib, Mellencamp hit the nail on the head with “Authority Song”:
“Oh, they like to get you in a compromising position.
They like to get you there and smile in your face.
Well, they think they’re so cute when they got you in that condition.
Well, I think it’s a total disgrace!” -John Mellencamp
Let him run-I am going with “The Rent Is Too High” guy so there. I would not get on an airplane with either of them.
But cabrerski and the knuckledragger should hang around the metal detector and see if we can get it to play Looney Tunes.
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Don’t Leave home without it
It does not take a conspiracy theory to recognize all government workers, including politicians most of all, are naturally inclined to be totalitarian minded both by the nature of their jobs and their choice to seek that kind of employment.
It just takes some basic common sense about human nature.
What kind of sick twist are you? Nevermind, I’m too scared to really want to know. But I will watch you and Chap fight over first dibs.
Th..th…th…that’s all folks!
The infuriating part is that none of the elite politicians ever have to worry about getting screened at an airport. Not Obama, not Hillary, not Janet Napolitano. They don’t give a rip because it doesn’t affect them directly. Let’s see how the president would feel if his daughters had to fly commercial. The TSA lies about not frisking kids, then we get the link on the Drudge Report where someone got a video of a kid being strip-searched and manhandled by a security goon. The horror stories are mounting: women and men humiliated and treated like dirt because TSA policy allows, no, demands it. This has gone way too far, but just wait until the government enacts all aspects of Obamacare. This is just the beginning.
Roland said
If they did, they’d demand TSA security to protect their “investment.”
Does this mean that out of work teachers will be applying for jobs with the TSA?
I always thought those wands sounded more like they were playing Good Vibrations.
Liberal logic. Once you throw that in, it makes perfect sense.
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Yes, they would.
T.S.A. (Tantamount to Sexual Assault)
Why GOP? He’s perfectly qualified to run as a democrat.
He should win the democrat presidential nomination just for that alone. Right, Bill?
You realize its a pretty open secret that Napolitano isn’t into men. If you know what I mean. Young female TSA agents giving her a thorough checking, well, lets just say Barney Frank is probably booking flights every day next month for the same reason. Except he is hoping for young men.