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Whew! FLOTUS Approves Thanksgiving Pie

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By Doug Powers  •  November 24, 2010 10:34 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

For those of you who were waiting for the official go-ahead, I’ve got some very good news:

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What a relief! No tree bark and lawn clippings for dessert this year! I haven’t felt this liberated since Tipper Gore gave a very reluctant nod to **playing Alice Cooper albums (**on Halloween only).

Should we now await approval to consume deep fried turkey and beer? I plan to just do it and beg for forgiveness later.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

(h/t Weasel Zippers)

**Written by Doug Powers

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