UN Climate Summit Leader Prays to Mayan Moon Goddess
**Written by Doug Powers
Watch out, Al Gore, your moonbat congregation is starting to direct their prayers elsewhere:
With United Nations climate negotiators facing an uphill battle to advance their goal of reducing emissions linked to global warming, it’s no surprise that the woman steering the talks appealed to a Mayan goddess Monday.
Christiana Figueres, executive secretary of the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change, invoked the ancient jaguar goddess Ixchel in her opening statement to delegates gathered in Cancun, Mexico, noting that Ixchel was not only goddess of the moon, but also “the goddess of reason, creativity and weaving. May she inspire you — because today, you are gathered in Cancun to weave together the elements of a solid response to climate change, using both reason and creativity as your tools [well, that and somebody elses money - ed].”
It just makes sense: When you’re pushing a myth, there’s no more appropriate entity to pray to than a mythical goddess. Why be inconsistent?
Here’s an image of Ixchel found on a Wikipedia page. If Helen Thomas and Code Pink had a love child…
The UN must be hoping Ixchel’s got some extra oil in that snake to loan them.
In any case, it looks as if Ixchel is smiling on the Cancun Summit attendees:
Have you ever notices that the UN Climate pickpockets are mostly concerned with how climate change is ravaging third world countries, but they never have their summits in those areas? This is a little like a group of oceanographers holding their annual conventions in Nebraska.
**Written by Doug Powers
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Yes, we must all ack the Mayan Gods for help… because they are so powerfull that they made the Mayan people a SuperPower…
Oh… wait… never mind…
These people have gone over the edge and into a deep and dark madness! Yeesh!
Is this the same god that those priests carved the hearts out of the public to see that things went well for the Mayan’s? Could be the same, bleeding us all dry with this crud climate change!
L
Let’s make sure we don’t pray to any REAL gods.
Next, they’ll summon Dan Aykroyd to pray to Vigo…
UN asking the help of Mayan Gods…
Haitian mobs killing Witches for spreding the plague.
Woman in Pakistan gets death sentence for heresy…
Is Civilisation devolving?
Guess they haven’t heard; the Mayan calendar ends in 2012. LOL
Man-made global warming is just another religion.
Only they steal from others.
pathetic.
As I recall in Mayan lore when appealing to the gods it is appropriate to offer a virgin sacrifice. Thanks so much Ms Figueres. Your martyrdom may indeed save the planet – albeit in a way you didn’t expect.
On a more serious note…
The reality is that it is actually the Eco Imperialists who are ravaging third world countries.
“The environmental movement I helped found has lost its objectivity, morality and humanity. The pain and suffering it is inflicting on families in developing countries must no longer be tolerated. Eco-Imperialism is the first book I’ve seen that tells the truth and lays it on the line. It’s a must-read for anyone who cares about people, progress and our planet.” – Patrick Moore – Co-Founder Green Peace
Well the world of HOPE and CHANGE ends 2012!
Perhaps we should also invoke the Mayan, Incan, and Aztec gods of Homeland Security. They dealt so well with the Conquistadors.
On December 3rd, 2010 at 4:12 pm,
“…this, and more, at eleven.”
I’ve heard of that – the “jaguars” looking for younger men…. oh, wait, that’s cougars. Never mind.
…then found out it was just ALGore bending over, looking to release his seventh shakra…
Oops!!
Japan directly states it will not continue to agree to the Kyoto Protocol!
HAH!!
There. Better.
Were they actually worshiping St AlGore the Befouled?
ROFLMAO!!!
Thanks, Doug. Too funny!
I think that could be the Jacksonville Jaguars – Haven’t had a winning season since the Mayan millennium.
A friend of mine in Mayport, Florida, parked his car at a shopping mall, accidentally leaving 2 Jaguar season tickets on his dashboard.
When he returned, someone had broken into his car…..
…and left 4 more tickets on the dash.
{s/rimshot}
And who has actually done the most for the third world? That awful George Bush with his AIDS and malaria initiatives.
There’s more intelligence in Cancun with drunk partiers on spring break.
For those inclined, go to HA ‘the blog’ and vote on the Harry Awards. I do not know if you can vote, but try. A bit of how we feel.
L
This is because Japan knows that China is not bound by the Kyoto Protocol and it will do nothing but hamstring the developed nations.
The Japanese are not too fond of China anyway. They see the climate change farce for what it is; national suicide.
Doug, you are the best. Great post, funny but true. Maybe she should have concluded her remarks with: “Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak!” **For those too young to know, that quote comes from none other than Bullwinkle Moose. Yup, I am old.
Exodus 20:
3 “You shall have no other gods before me. 4 “You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. 5 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me
Those people are cursing their own children and grandchildren with that act.
NotaSlickFan, I have to ask.
Wassamadda U?
On December 3rd, 2010 at 8:32 pm, TooMuchTime said:
Right back to ya. How can I help you?
I’m so dense at times (told ya I was old), but I should have known ‘Wossamatta U’ regardless of spelling from it’s origation. I’ll go back to my recliner and mutter now.
Yikes!! “Origination”.
There is a resemblance…
It seems so, Romeo.
An impotent Mayan goddess is fine with me. Just wait until they determine that fighting climate change is in the koran and wage jihad against carbon.
Did the Climate NAZIS reenact human sacrifice, offering young people’s hearts, blood, and such, to the gods to bless their crops, their weather, and so on, or to just appease the gods so they don’t get mad and destroy them?
Maybe the high priests of Global Warming can find a few “virgins” to volunteer so they can appease the gods with a little bit of high-priest and the virgin sex. That’s a powerful way to appease the gods.
Never mind. Global warming people hate sex, hate babies ,and hate human beings. They’d rather do it with a tree, a rock, or an animal, but never with another human being, especially regarding reproduction. Human beings most be eradicated from planet earth in order for earth to survive, except for the Global Warming elitist snobs who will live like kings and keep a contingent of human slaves to work for them and cater to their every whim.
So just what temperature is it you libs want us to have? How much do we have to pay for you to have the perfect climate for everyone?
Wait for the forced tithe on this religion – carbon credits.
#16 On December 3rd, 2010 at 5:21 pm, J.J. Sefton said:
I think Japan had its fingers crossed when they signed the Kyoto Treaty. Japan has accrued over $13 billion in fines for missing all of the initial goals they agreed to. algore is demanding a certified check.
There’s little question that the Mayans died off as the result of an extended drought brought about by global cooling during the Vandal Minimum. (Oh wait, that’s just ‘climate change’ then huh?)
One glaring, (and encouraging), thing about this conference is the lack of attendance which is only about one tenth of the prior one in Copenhagen. Hey, where are all those Congressional delegations that went to Copenhagen?
Most encouraging is Japan’s outright refusal to extend their obligation to the Kyoto Protocol.
I love the smell of libs seething in the morning…
Is this the same as the Arabic Moon Goddess:
Al-Lat – Arabian Moon Goddess, Universal Source of Nourishment. Mother Earth and Her Fruits. Arabic Supreme Goddess. A triple Goddess with Al-Uzza and Menat. Oaths are sealed with the vow “By the salt, By the fire, and by Al-Lat who is the greatest of all.”
Who gave her name to Allah?
Why not? They have already bankrupted them!
Another poster used the word “pathetic”. That is the best word to describe these delusional morons. May the rain god of spit descend upon them and give them a blessing.
Or, in King Algore’s realm, May the moisure god of underarm sweat (Axillary hyperhidrosis) descend upon them and give them a flood of perspiration.
Nah, man loves to cling to the dark side even when he knows the truth. It’s in his nature. Especially earth worshiping pagans like Al The False Prophet Gore and his minions.
From one grandma to another…I like the way you think!
What an immoral monster, blaming and punishing children for having the bad luck to have lousy parents. It’s a damn good thing sensible Christians take the old testament nonliterally.
Don’t get me wrong. I do get it. It’s not God’s fault parents choose to embrace pagan crap that affects the lives of their descendants. That’s just the way things are. God can’t do anything about it beyond trying to persuade people to choose the right path.
But that isn’t what the old testament actually says. It says God will proactively punish the descendants, because He is so big and tough and mean and jealous.
That’s very primitive thinking, just one small step up from sacrificing virgins to volcano gods.
I wonder if they know just how much they are laughed at and ridiculed?
The bogusness of climate change aside, well, as as long as it was just her own personal Mayan prayer that didn’t oblige others to join in, I guess she could pretty much do the Dahli Lama route all she wants, like we ought be allowed to pray in parks and football fields. No harm no foul. Just as long as her faith thing doesn’t rule or dominate the proceedings — as bogus they are. I’m WAY more concerned of how they’re greenwashing our kids and the gullible to vote their way.
James Greenidge
Queens NY
James,
No one is saying she shouldn’t be allowed to pray to whatever kooky gods she wants. The point is that she is a nut, and she sees no problem with displaying that nuttiness to the gathering of other nuts.
Yeah, she has the right to pray to her very ugly moon god. And we have the right to laugh at her! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I, for one, believe that God’s punishments are not so much a direct action by God as letting people suffer natural consequences. This is why multiple generations are punished, children imitate their parents’ sins and self-destructive habits.
The Mosaic law says “Don’t eat pigs.” The reward for obedient Jews was not getting trichinosis. The punishment for disobedient pagans was trichinosis.
WarEagle82 said: “Next, they’ll summon Dan Aykroyd to pray to Vigo…
Too dark and dull, WarEagle. That crowd would be more into goat leggings, goat masks, and dancing while waiting for the tray of free drugs to reach them.
Warren Meyer had the best snark on this.
http://www.coyoteblog.com/coyote_blog/2010/12/its-all-about-the-science.html
“The Mayans used to also cut the hearts out of living human beings as sacrifices to their gods, an apt metaphor for what the assembled UN delegates want to do to development and the world economy.”
I agree.
I believe that what God meant by punishing your future generations is simply God’s punishment for exactly the kind of sins being committed by this administration. We are spending our children into bankruptcy. And, our sins of destroying the last best hope on earth will surely cause them much suffering!! The moral decay and corruption will also have a profound affect on our children and grandchildren as they try to get some kind of moral compass back! The suffering will apply to the children of the regressives also…something they probably haven’t even thought about. Those old “unintended consequences” that they never seem to be able to foresee. Some day their children and grandchildren will also “unexpectedly” suffer great hardship!
happyscrapper wrote:
That would be an extremely small number compared to the ones already sacrificed to their moon goddess. Well over 40 million sacrificial victims, and that’s if you trim off 10 million for the sake of arguing that it’s not just brain-dead leftists who get abortions.
I love your screen name!
Thanks! I made it myself!
10% was good enough for Jesus, not not Gore.
Sometimes I wonder if these libs worship Cthulhu.
That’s one way of putting it. Universal insanity is another. It explains the Iranian dictator’s desire to destroy the earth in order to usher in some sort of hidden imam. It explains Gorinian earth-firsters who wish to create mass death and economic destruction in order to save Gaia from us. It explains the entire world’s insane drive towards Socialism, when it has been shown time and again that it is an utter and complete failure as an economic concept.
Yes civilization worldwide is committing suicide, whether they realize it or not. I do not even think that people think of civilization or culture anymore. All they think about is where they can get their next thrill, and (where the elites are concerned) how they can pull more dupes into believing that they know anything whatsoever.
Seems like the last desperate gasp of the movement. I always wonder how many of the even low level attendees have made a career and a living off their movement? The older ones have had it good for quite some time. Decades ago ago it was the coming ice age, now it is global warming. It is gonna be tough finding a new made up global catastrophe to generate income for themselves. Some may even be forced to find a legitimate way to make a living.