‘Gore Effect’ Strikes the Cancun Climate Change Summit
**Written by Doug Powers
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One thing’s for certain: Ixchtel, the Mayan Moon Goddess to which the global warming summit people are praying, is not only wearing her insulated bra and heated underwear in Cancun this week, but she also has a helluva sense of humor.
Today’s irony overdose courtesy of Ice Age Now:
“With the UN Climate Change Conference underway in Cancun to discuss the dangers of Global Warming, the resort host location is experiencing its third straight day of record cold temperatures,” says reader Richard Nathan.
Today the mercury fell to 53F in Cancun. The record for this date – 57F – was set in 2000.
Yesterday, the temperature in Cancun fell to 53F, a new record, and on Dec 5th it fell to 51F, yet another new record.
Here’s a screen cap of yesterday’s record low in Cancun from Weather Underground by way of Watts Up With That:
The average low in Cancun vs. the actual low today (from Weather.com)
Don’t worry though. When the summit attendees from almost 200 countries fire up their jets to fly home, I’m sure things will warm up just a little.
Related Update: Al Gore now promoting a “biblical basis for our engagement with global warming.”
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Frost: Hot as hell in here.
Hudson: Yeah man, but it’s a dry heat!
Hudson: Man, this floor is freezing.
Apone: What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
Hudson: Gee, would you sir? I’d like that.
[Apone pulls down the skin under his left eye with middle finger]
Apone: Look into my eye.
You could not make this any funnier if you tried…..
Rogue, well what’re we s’posed to do? Use harsh language?
Moon goddess? The name sounds more like a vengeful demon of STDs.
Burke: Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh, how about we try that.
As my mother used to say: “Colder than a Klondike witch’s tit in a brass brassiere.”
Perhaps they should have been praying to the sun god. The sun is what determines the temperatures here on Earth, not Gore’s hot air.
As my gramps used to say, “colder than a well digger’s a$$ in a blizzard”.
Spaceycakes = you may have a point there: Ixchtel: “Itch ‘n Tell” Sounds like someone who tattles on who gave what to whom!
On December 8th, 2010 at 10:28 am, RedDog said:
I’ve heard my dad say “It’s colder than a witch’s tit!”, but I had never heard of anyone else saying that until now.
It is rather amusing how record low temperatures seem to follow Al Gore around the globe, isn’t it?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Catch breath)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I have had people tell me that it’s colder because of global warming. Yes, they get peeved when I laugh.
Hey! Leave Nancy Pelosi out of this!
God has a great sense of humor. You aint seen nothin yet! This is going to get better!! Oh, and I just heard this a.m. that some scientists are predicting a mini ice age just around the corner. Fire up those jets, folks…we must prevent that ice age!!
Great Rao!
I will not be mocked.
God.
These tools simply need to choose a warmer location for next year’s summit. I respectfully suggest Hades.
What has Gore sown?
Lies? Theft?
don’t get all hot under the collar, Summiteers.
Well Pazuzu is a Hebrew demon of locust hordes, perhaps Ixchtel rules flocks of body crabs.
Funny, didn’t the same thing happen to them in Denmark? You’d think they’d get the message; it’s not nice to fool Mother Nature (cue the thunder and lightning).
Errah, hopefully each attendee has the carbon footprint of a snowshoe so we can get the temps back up!
Gorebot: “Now throw another Brazalian rainforest steak on the barbie and pass me a cold frost margarita! Ahhhhhhh, It’s good to be a UN AGW Alarmist! BTW Where’s next month’s get together?”
Is it too late to send a few hundered thousand of those Amish made space heaters to Cancun?
The old saying was: Cold as a witch’s tit in a brass bra, cold as a well-diggers a$$ in the Klondike, cold as than the ba!!s on a brass monkey.
Many years ago, I heard a weatherman on TV start his forecast by saying that he had his first witch, well-digger, and brass monkey warning for the year.
Mad scientist seeks to determine how cold a witch’s tit is.
Webcomic: “Casey and Andy”
On December 8th, 2010 at 12:25 pm, spaceycakes said:
babiesgrandma said:
Well Pazuzu is a Hebrew demon of locust hordes, perhaps Ixchtel rules flocks of body crabs.
Paging Christine O’Donnell.
this cold weather really steams me.
The old saying was:
If I could have predicted the
weatherclimate, I would have offered to become the official vendor of Mexican hoodies with the conference logo on them. Probably would have made a killing from those suckers.The sweaters, that is.
Regarding Al’s Book Club pick:
So the Bible explains how you engage with a planet. Well, if you love it so much, why don’t you just marry it? On second thought, no one wants to see that, and no one wants to do that.
I repeat, no one wants to do that. Don’t do it, people. Marriage is between a man and a woman, not a man and an earth.
LOL CO2
Yea I know it keeps getting colder…some what awkward…and they lied and cheated on the “facts” that they base this conference, summit…what ever they are calling it. But all they ask is that WE give up our way of living and do without food, heat, transportation and a few other little things. Is that to much to ask? To give these poor little people some self-esteem?
Most of the people at conference are truly idiots as confirmed by the fact that some even fell for signing a petition to ban water (dihydrogen oxide) .. AGAIN!
But they are not just idiots – they are USEFUL idiots who could not possibly have the slightest grasp of what I suspect is the true evil agenda behind all of this green crap – starve the third world out of existence.
Every other word out of their collective mouth concerns extorting us to pay off the third world for the damage we caused them that has resulting from our CO2 emissions.
Forget that such damage is non existent. Ignore the fact that there’s no actual evidence that extra CO2 causes global warming, (plenty to suggest global warming causes more CO2 however). What’s important is how it would decimate the free world economy and the impact that would have on the third world who is already heavily reliant, (thanks mostly to liberals who prop up socialist thug dictators), on free rich countries for their survival.
Sink our economy and not only will there be no surplus to pay the carbon extortion money, the current level of aid will also drop by the wayside resulting in massive third world starvation.
That’s what the socialist Al Gores and Maurice Strongs of this world truly want. They aren’t really concerned about CO2, they know CO2 is good for all living things but they also know that most of the real air and water pollution hurting their precious mother Gaia is coming from these third world countries who cannot possibly afford the price of sound ecological practices the way we can.
The salvation of the third world will never be found in carbon taxes, it resides in our US Constitution. Freedom is what affords us the ability to clean up after ourselves and have a comparatively low and stable population; it will work in the third world just as well. Socialism results in an excess of miserable starving masses and thugs ultimately faced with the task of what to ‘do’ about them.
We just have to find a way to expose these stinking lying commies and force them to admit their true agenda to kill off a lot of people. And not just ten’s of millions like Stalin and Mao did – these new-age socialists want to kill off BILLIONS of people.
It’s probably why Al Gore got his Peace Prize – who is more peaceful than the dead?