It Was Good Ta Be Da Queen: Nancy Pelosi’s ‘Air Force Fun’ Update

By Doug Powers  •  January 27, 2011 10:26 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

Nancy Pelosi’s in-flight perks as Speaker almost make Barbra Streisand’s backstage demands look modest (I can’t believe Nancy never thought of rose petals in the toilet, but maybe she did).

The bills for Pelosi’s air escapades have been piling up for quite a while, and some of the final expenses from her tenure as Queen Speaker are starting to come to light. Among them…

The former House Speaker was showered with a cornucopia of gourmet food and alcohol as she travelled over 90,000 miles around the world in just nine months last year – all courtesy of the US Airforce (USAF).

On one overseas excursion, her office even wrote to the USAF asking for strawberries dipped in dark chocolate as a birthday treat.

The documents, uncovered by political corruption watchdog Judicial Watch, reveal that the US taxpayer was billed for $101,429 (£64,000) in Mrs Pelosi’s in-flight services over a period of two years.

One internal Air Force email sent on March 25, 2010 said: ‘The speaker’s office is requesting egg salad sandwiches on wheat toast with fruit (watermelon, etc) for desert [sic].

‘It’s the speaker’s B-Day tomorrow so we’re also asking for something like chocolate covered strawberries (dark chocolate preferred)…’

Mind you, that cost was for in-flight services, not the total of the flights themselves. The booze and wine flowed freely, and taxpayers didn’t even get to smell the cork (they got that jammed somewhere else).

The following has been reported before, but it serves as a reminder that Pelosi traveled with so much military armor that even Patton might think she overdid it:

Documents obtained from the U.S. Army include correspondence from Speaker Pelosi’s office requesting an Army escort and three military planes to transport Pelosi and other members of Congress to Cleveland, Ohio, for the funeral services of the late Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones. Pelosi noted in her letter of August 22, 2008, that such a request, labeled “Operation Tribute” was an “exception to standard policy.”

You know politicians are up to something when they’re coming up with code-names for funerals. Incidentally, the signal for Pelosi’s fighter escort to take off was initiated with the order “Botox! Botox! Botox!”

Pelosi’s predecessor was no piker either, but John Boehner appears to be off on the right foot so far.

**Written by Doug Powers

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  1. #1
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:11 am, cabrerski said:

    Of course, what makes this worse is that Pelosi and her ilk hate the military. They want to use them as serf/slave labor – while doing what they can to obstruct the votes of the military members.

  2. #2
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:12 am, mchristian said:

    Why would you want to fly around on a private jet if you couldn’t get a few goodies? Might as well just fly Southwest.

  3. #3
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:13 am, PatriotRider said:

    And yet she still leads her party. HMMMMMM.

  4. #4
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:14 am, mchristian said:

    Why would you want to fly around on a private jet if you couldn’t get a few goodies? Might as well just fly Southwest.
    After all, bags fly free.

    Stupid enter key. Stupid finger. Stupid combination thereof.

  5. #5
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:16 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    The arrogance of power/power does indeed corrupt. “The booze and wine flowed freely” at taxpayer expense is an obscenity that should never be allowed to happen.

    Our Public Servants all too often confuse themselves with Czar, Emperor and King. Queen Nancy needs her office moved to somewhere near Manassas and given a bus pass.
    ===
    God Bless America
    Except for the blue states ;)
    “Botox! Botox! Botox!”

  6. #6
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:19 am, Roland said:

    Only $101,429?

    Frankly, I’m surprised it was so “small.”

    But 90,000 miles in just 9 months? Her carbon footprint from just that air travel is bigger than my entire life.

    If Democrats were not lying hypocrites, they would be speechless.

  7. #7
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:19 am, cabrerski said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:14 am, mchristian said:
    … Might as well just fly Southwest.
    After all, bags fly free.

    LMAO…sweet…thanks.

  8. #8
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:20 am, Virginia Patriot said:

    She should be in jail for submitting fraudulent eligibility documents for The Won. Hawaii would not certify that he was eligible, so Pelosi did. Hawaii changed their nominating certification and dropped the language that had been used for previous forms that stated candidates were Constitutionally qualified. Pelosi used a different form for Hawaii that did include the language asserting Constitutional qualification, but left it off those going to the other 56 states.

  9. #9
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:21 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:11 am, cabrerski said:
    Of course, what makes this worse is that Pelosi and her ilk hate the military. They want to use them as serf/slave labor – while doing what they can to obstruct the votes of the military members.

    Yeah, and don’t forget using the military for social experiments.

  10. #10
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:21 am, AlohaGuy said:

    he documents, uncovered by political corruption watchdog Judicial Watch, reveal that the US taxpayer was billed for $101,429 (£64,000) in Mrs Pelosi’s in-flight services over a period of two years.

    Essentially $1000 a week for in-flight goodies.

  11. #11
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:23 am, 123upnorth said:

    Pelosi should start her own porn website. Guys like me who have a thing for dames like her could donate money and gifts to supplement her taste for the finer things in life.

  12. #12
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:24 am, RedDog said:

    Documents obtained from the U.S. Army include correspondence from Speaker Pelosi’s office requesting an Army escort and three military planes to transport Pelosi and other members of Congress …

    Who the hell does she think she is to request anything like this much less expect to get it. And why did the military comply? Did no one challenge these absurd requests?

  13. #13
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:26 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    Guys like me who have a thing for dames like her …

    I just got sick a little bit…

  14. #14
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:26 am, RedDog said:

    Incidentally, the signal for Pelosi’s fighter escort to take off was initiated with the order “Botox! Botox! Botox!”

    No, that was her coded message to the White House when ObamaCare was passed. “The surprise attack on America has succeeded.”

  15. #15
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:29 am, 123upnorth said:

    Who the hell does she think she is to request anything like this much less expect to get it. And why did the military comply? Did no one challenge these absurd requests?

    It’s all about raising the minimum level of what is considered acceptable.

    When Pelosi’s enablers comply with her request and create a new lavish standard of extras, they set up their own future perks. Everyone uses each other as their reference group and each benefits from belonging to the privelaged class.

    It is very similar to executive compensation boards, made up of other executives in a peer group, who reward each other with rich compensation packages. After they sit on a board that decides to give a multi-million dollar package to executive ‘x’, they then use this compensation package as the new norm with which to argue for their own golden parachute.

  16. #16
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:29 am, rambler said:

    Nancy should be forced to pick up the tab for her excesses.

  17. #17
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:34 am, Speakup said:

    Me me-me me..me, me, meee..me me me me me me…me, me, meee.

  18. #18
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:34 am, RedDog said:

    Really and truly, the Congress should be forced to approve or deny these ridiculous perqs. If not then there should be a hard policy on what perqs House and Senate leadership is accorded going forward. The IRS should be forced to send her a bill just for the record.

  19. #19
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:34 am, hawkeye54 said:

    Essentially $1000 a week for in-flight goodies.

    I’d bet that what goodies that weren’t consumed in-flight were taken off in doggie bags by Pelosi and her fellow travellers.

  20. #20
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:35 am, thejim said:

    Watch out, I suspect that she will continue her extravagances at our expense. Remember, they are all in it. The “Ruling Class” believe that she remains entitled.

  21. #21
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:35 am, 123upnorth said:

    Come on guys, I would like some others on here who see Pelosi’s beauty to come out of the woodwork and admit to the truth. I can’t be the only person on here to think that she is GILFY, was MILFY 20 years ago and was smoking hot in her 20′s and 30′s. You have to look past her current age and see what she used to represent, that which age stole from her.

  22. #22
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:40 am, hawkeye54 said:

    I can’t be the only person on here to think that she is GILFY, was MILFY 20 years ago and was smoking hot pot in her 20′s and 30′s.

    I sure that’s what you meant? Yes?

  23. #23
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:46 am, AlohaGuy said:

    rambler said:

    Nancy should be forced to pick up the tab for her excesses.

    Well it’s $18 trillion and rising…

  24. #24
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:48 am, spaceycakes said:

    that which age stole from her.

    Well, you actually have it reversed. She has been added to by Satan. Like the story from ‘Swamp Thing’.

  25. #25
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:48 am, Truesoldier said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:24 am, RedDog said:
    And why did the military comply? Did no one challenge these absurd requests?

    Just remember, it is the House that writes the budget. The military was not about to bite the hand that feeds them.

  26. #26
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:48 am, AlohaGuy said:

    123upnorth said:

    Come on guys, I would like some others on here who see Pelosi’s beauty to come out of the woodwork and admit to the truth.

    One of Canada’s problems is miles of nothing but snow, hours of nothing but darkness and a loneliness that crushes human reason.

  27. #27
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:49 am, Virginia Patriot said:

    I’d need something stronger than pot to think she was hot….

  28. #28
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:51 am, flmom said:

    Come on guys, I would like some others on here who see Pelosi’s beauty to come out of the woodwork

    Worms come out of the woodwork too.

  29. #29
    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:52 am, txvet2 said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:35 am, 123upnorth said:

    You’re one sick puppy, 123.

  30. #30
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:07 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Come on guys, I would like some others on here who see Pelosi’s beauty to come out of the woodwork and admit to the truth.

    You’d better lay off the Molson’s for a while.

  31. #31
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:14 pm, TigerLady said:

    123upnorth said:

    WWTMI—Way, Way Too Much Information.

  32. #32
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:14 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    This is just ANOTHER example of the largesse extended to these worthless bureaucrats in DC and why they spend a million bucks to get a job that pays $175K. They KNOW how to game the system and steal, yes steal, from the hard-working taxpayer. I just can’t believe that We The People can’t put a stop to lobby group’s bribery, and all the other crap like using military aircraft for personal benefit. I hope Americans remember in November ’12.

  33. #33
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:19 pm, Roland said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:29 am, 123upnorth said:

    Yep. She was hot 40-50 years ago, as long as you didn’t have to hear her talking.

  34. #34
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:26 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Clearly, Pelosi didn’t run up a 100K tab on egg salad sandwiches…

    There must have been something else on the menu.

    We need to replace Congressional elections with a lottery system. Citizens need to be randomly drafted for a two year period and sent to Washington to govern.

    Oh, and the draftee legislators will have to present a valid birth certificate before they get on the commercial flight to Washington.

  35. #35
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:33 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    We need to replace Congressional elections with a lottery system. Citizens need to be randomly drafted for a two year period and sent to Washington to govern.

    I’ve thought the same. It should be like jury duty. Then it would REALLY be ‘the People’s House’.

  36. #36
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:35 pm, Hangfire said:

    I love ya, 123upnorth.

    Seek help immediately.

  37. #37
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:37 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    When I was in the Navy, we’d hop rides on planes going somewhere close to where we wanted to be – a “perk.” However, you sat in the plane with NO HEAT, had to wear EAR PROTECTION, and sometimes a PARACHUTE. Couldn’t talk without screaming.

    Yeah, I’m sure she had something like that when she rode military jets. / sarc/sarc/sarc/sarc

  38. #38
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:39 pm, Hangfire said:

    I’d rather cough up a yak hairball than sit next to Nancy on a plane.

    Let her keep the USAF plane. I recommend a C-130, C-119, or C-124.

  39. #39
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:41 pm, Hangfire said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:37 pm, babiesgrandma said:
    When I was in the Navy…….

    Ever hear of a Haggy-Bag contest?

  40. #40
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:57 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    Hangfire said:
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:37 pm, babiesgrandma said:
    When I was in the Navy…….
    Ever hear of a Haggy-Bag contest?

    Uh, do you have another name for it? Not sure what is/was.

  41. #41
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:02 pm, Hangfire said:

    Maybe it’s just a bubblehead thing.

    We used to get a bunch of single sailors together, and each throw 20 bucks into a whitehat.

    The person that showed up at the Submarine Ball/Ship’s Picnic/Navy Ball etc. with the ugliest girl would win the hat. Of course, this was pre-Tailhook.

    I dunno, but this thread on Nancy Pelosi suddenly made me remember it.

  42. #42
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:04 pm, cabrerski said:

    123upnorth: “I’ve seen horrors… horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a pervert. You have a right to slap me. You have a right to do that… but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror… Horror has a face… and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror is a friend, like Pelosi. If they are not your friends, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies…

    …the horror…the horror…”

  43. #43
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:09 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    babiesgrandma and Hangfire,
    Yeah, I don’t have a problem letting her fly Space-A. A webbed troop seat along the side wall with your knees up against a pallet of cargo still gets you there. As long as she doesn’t bump off any active-duty on leave, dependents on emergency trave1, or retirees flying just for the heck of it.

  44. #44
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:15 pm, reshas1 said:

    In otherwards, we are paying for her b’day strawberries.. And the BEE ATCH can afford her own freaking strawberries.. GOOD GOD.. We shouldn’t even have to be paying for her HEALTH CARE AND RETIREMENT….
    Sickening.

  45. #45
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:16 pm, Hangfire said:

    Flying Space-A is a lot better than it used to be. I was always afraid of being bumped.

    You could take a week’s leave, catch a hop out of McGuire heading for Frankfurt, and wind up spending your leave at a MAC terminal in Greenland or Goose Bay, Labrador.

  46. #46
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:18 pm, reshas1 said:

    War Eagle, it’s called BOOZE.. She was boozing it up with all her aides, family and friends..

  47. #47
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:19 pm, cabrerski said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:09 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    Yeah, I don’t have a problem letting her fly Space-A.

    Yeah…and then in midflight, the pilot can retard the fuel, causing the engines to backfire and start missing. The crew chief can tell the panicked Pelosi and staff they may not be able to land. There are enough parachutes for them…but there is little time for them to ponder…if the plane dives, no one will get out. Those VIPs will don those chutes so fast, they wont even recognize that they are rucksacks with the crew’s inflight baloney sandwiches…GERONIMO!!!!!!

    Man, I sure love my fantasies…

  48. #48
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:19 pm, txvet2 said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:39 pm, Hangfire said:

    Here you go:

  49. #49
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:24 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:39 pm, Hangfire said:

    Let her keep the USAF plane. I recommend a C-130, C-119, or C-124.

    C-54

  50. #50
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:26 pm, Hangfire said:

    Much too good for Madame Speaker, txvet.

  51. #51
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:26 pm, Hangfire said:

    Actually for Nancy’s ego you need a C-133.

  52. #52
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:45 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    ‘It’s the speaker’s B-Day tomorrow so we’re also asking for something like chocolate covered strawberries (dark chocolate preferred)…’

    The strawberries reminds me of another disaster, Caine Mutiny:

    Captain Queeg: Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers…

    Great performance by Humphrey Bogart.

  53. #53
    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:49 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    I once took a MedEvac training flight from Rhein Main AFB to Rota Naval Staion once and it was very comforable. We were the only 4 people on the plane and the air crew were very nice to us.

    We didn’t get egg salad sandwiches or 100K of liquor but you can’t have everything…

  54. #54
    On January 27th, 2011 at 2:05 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    She has subverted the Constitution by swearing to the eligibilty of an ineligible man. Treason in my book. Jail time should follow swiftly.

  55. #55
    On January 27th, 2011 at 2:09 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:20 am, Virginia Patriot said:

    She should be in jail for submitting fraudulent eligibility documents for The Won. Hawaii would not certify that he was eligible, so Pelosi did. Hawaii changed their nominating certification and dropped the language that had been used for previous forms that stated candidates were Constitutionally qualified. Pelosi used a different form for Hawaii that did include the language asserting Constitutional qualification, but left it off those going to the other 56 states.

    I agree.
    Not enough people know that truth.

    A post I wrote before Obama was inaugurated, and Pelosi was still Speaker…
    OK, Speaker Pelosi, How Did the DNC Certify Obama’s Eligibility?

  56. #56
    On January 27th, 2011 at 2:45 pm, Truesoldier said:

    We need to replace Congressional elections with a lottery system. Citizens need to be randomly drafted for a two year period and sent to Washington to govern.

    I would much rather have a more informed and involved elecotorate. The problem I foresee with a lottery is that we would get a bunch of people that would try to take advantage of the time they have in Congress without having any fear of the voter. It would be a lamed duck Congress all the time.

  57. #57
    On January 27th, 2011 at 3:08 pm, wren said:

    And let’s not forget that Madame Pelosi is STILL using taxpayer money to pay the $18,736 per month rent on her San Francisco office.

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has more than quadrupled the rent on her San Francisco district office, making the $18,736-a-month cost of her new South of Market space the highest in the House, according to a new report.

    The rent – part of Pelosi’s budget, which is funded by taxpayers – is nearly double the next-highest rent in the House: Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., pays $10,600 a month for his Manhattan office, while representatives from Sacramento, Boston and Los Angeles pay nearly that much, the report said.

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/06/15/BABD1DV3H5.DTL

    She sure knows how to spend our tax dollars quickly!

  58. #58
    On January 27th, 2011 at 3:16 pm, right_on said:

    Public officials should be required to pay for everything that is above and beyond what is normal or necessity!

    Who has the cajones to bill her for these excesses? And, would she refuse to pay? Imagine that? A liberal multi-millionaire not paying her fair share!

  59. #59
    On January 27th, 2011 at 3:18 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Ooooh….space A stories. Back in the day, caught a flight out of Peterson AFB in Colo Springs trying to get out to California. Ended up on a Marine Bird with two crazy pilots and an AF Academy Cadet who threw up for 2 hours. Landed at Santa Rosa Naval Air Station and flew to San Fran with a contingent of Marines. One of the best times I ever had and I earned the name “Legs” from those lovely men. Whoa, what fun living large in the military!!

  60. #60
    On January 27th, 2011 at 3:30 pm, prendad said:

    I used to fly these snobs around when I was in the military. We treated them like they treated us. Many were quite nice and appreciative.
    Whenever we got the super-snobs I could always arrange to have their food overcooked, their coffee cold, their baggage crushed, and the flight oh so bumpy.
    So sorry for all that.

  61. #61
    On January 27th, 2011 at 3:42 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    You haven’t really experienced Space-A until you and your family spend 4 nights sleeping in the floor of the Dover AFB USO while trying to get a flight back to Germany. Every few hours you have to be ready with your bags in case you get called for a flight.
    Builds character. Or something.

  62. #62
    On January 27th, 2011 at 4:02 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Hey, prendad and Dex Alarius - flew out of Rhein-Main on emergency leave strapped into a webseat with my feet up against a warhead. Yeah, first class all the way and a dose of character thrown in just for the hell of it! Sure appreciated the ride home to my Dad’s funeral.

  63. #63
    On January 27th, 2011 at 4:09 pm, prendad said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 4:02 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Glad to see you got home for it.

  64. #64
    On January 27th, 2011 at 6:16 pm, Hangfire said:

    Five Days

    MAC Terminal

    Armpit of the Pacific —> GUAM

  65. #65
    On January 27th, 2011 at 7:19 pm, eCurmudgeon said:

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Speaker Boehner needs to lay down the law and require Republican legislators to fly Southwest exclusively. Better yet, strongly encourage ‘em to sit in the last-row middle seat on all flights…

  66. #66
    On January 27th, 2011 at 7:23 pm, eCurmudgeon said:

    …and while I’m at it, can’t the House come up with some sort of rule to force Democrat legislators to travel exclusively on Amtrak?

    After all, they’re such big fans of passenger rail, they should be promoting it whenever possible…

  67. #67
    On January 27th, 2011 at 10:02 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 11:14 am, mchristian said:

    Why would you want to fly around on a private jet if you couldn’t get a few goodies? Might as well just fly Southwest.
    After all, bags fly free.

    Stupid enter key. Stupid finger. Stupid combination thereof.

    Seems pretty clear at least one bag was flying free…or at least at taxpayers expense.

  68. #68
    On January 28th, 2011 at 9:10 am, WarEagle82 said:

    I spent a week at McGuire AFB one night…

    On January 27th, 2011 at 3:42 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    You haven’t really experienced Space-A until you and your family spend 4 nights sleeping in the floor of the Dover AFB USO while trying to get a flight back to Germany. Every few hours you have to be ready with your bags in case you get called for a flight.
    Builds character. Or something.

  69. #69
    On January 28th, 2011 at 11:42 am, walterc said:

    I once flew a Space A from Hickham to Guam on a KC135 packed with cargo. Long day, but the box lunch with wondermeat wasn’t bad if you put enough mustard on it.

    That’s how Congress should have to travel.

    Actually the trip from Travis to Hickham wasn’t bad, C141 with actual seats (although they faced backwards), and the same box lunch.

    But as others have mentioned, as long as military on leave and dependents don’t get bumped in favor of someone in Congress.

  70. #70
    On January 28th, 2011 at 11:47 am, walterc said:

    Dexter Alarius said:

    You haven’t really experienced Space-A until you and your family spend 4 nights sleeping in the floor of the Dover AFB USO while trying to get a flight back to Germany. Every few hours you have to be ready with your bags in case you get called for a flight.
    Builds character. Or something.

    Or a week at Travis trying to get back to Guam after burying Grandma. At one point we were finally picked to fly, and then someone noticed that by the time I got to Guam I’d be two hours AWOL. So we were bumped until I could get my leave extended . . . it was 3 more days before we got another flight.

  71. #71
    On January 28th, 2011 at 12:51 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Still, guys and gals, traveling Space A was a great way to meet all kinds of other military people and their families. Took me 3 days to get out of McGuire in NJ, but spent a lot of that time with a great Army lady and her civilian spouse who was a little overwhelmed by all of the stuff that goes on in a MAC Terminal. He got an education about what service people have to endure, even when they are traveling on official orders. Fond memories of great places like Mildenhall, UK.

  72. #72
    On January 29th, 2011 at 7:30 am, JohnnyD said:

    On January 27th, 2011 at 1:24 pm, Flyoverman said:
    On January 27th, 2011 at 12:39 pm, Hangfire said:

    Let her keep the USAF plane. I recommend a C-130, C-119, or C-124.
    C-54

    Hah! If it was still in the inventory, I’d recommend a JN-4 Jenny. Then she could have all the free booze she wanted or as much as the pilot would allow for take-off.

    No more non-stop flights for her, unless she used a broom.

  73. #73
    On January 29th, 2011 at 8:49 pm, rocketman said:

    ***
    HI 123UPNORTH–#11. Step away from the bong! Or Mescal, Pulque, or Sotol, Tequila, or Peyote. Too much cactus juice stuff can cloud your mind, vision, or thinking.
    ***
    I know it gets cold and lonely in 15 feet of snow during all winter alone in a small Canadian cabin. Even the bears must start looking pretty good.
    ***
    But just imagine SanFranNan warming up her broom for another environmentally friendly flight from The City to D.C. If she still looks good in your dream when she reaches the Capitol–see your oculist–STAT!
    ***
    John Bibb
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