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1. #1
   On February 1st, 2011 at 10:43 pm, theloneranger said:

   I think it’s pretty obvious by now that AlGore is an idiot and “global warming” is a total hoax. The charlatans and their junk “science” have been exposed.

2. #2
   On February 1st, 2011 at 10:54 pm, cicerokid said:

   scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe

   The people who can’t give an accurate forecast for next Friday?

3. #3
   On February 1st, 2011 at 10:56 pm, WarEagle82 said:

   Gore is one of the most despicable people on the planet. I think he and Michael Moore are twins separated at birth.

   That ANYBODY listens to this moron is amazing…

4. #4
   On February 1st, 2011 at 11:02 pm, Blackstone said:

   In fact, scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe.

   File under: Quick! Rewrite the official party history!

5. #5
   On February 1st, 2011 at 11:10 pm, shimauma2 said:

   He must’ve been reading my daughter’s comic

6. #6
   On February 1st, 2011 at 11:10 pm, cicerokid said:

   I think he and Michael Moore are twins separated at birth.

   More like the mutant growing out of that dude’s belly in ‘Total Recall’.

7. #7
   On February 1st, 2011 at 11:11 pm, shimauma2 said:

   YES, ZOMBIES CAN FEEL THE COLD!!!

8. #8
   On February 1st, 2011 at 11:11 pm, Mister P said:

   I think it’s pretty obvious by now that AlGore is an idiot and “global warming” is a total hoax. The charlatans and their junk “science” have been exposed

   An idiot that has made 200 million dollars on the scam. He should be in jail.

9. #9
   On February 1st, 2011 at 11:17 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

   And then this summer we’ll have a couple of weeks of heat waves and they’ll be saying the same…”See? See? See how hot it is????”

   Yeah, it’s called seasons for a reason.

10. #10
    On February 1st, 2011 at 11:21 pm, rightisright said:

    Bill who’s show? Bill Ohreally? The guy I stopped watching about 3 years ago?

11. #11
    On February 1st, 2011 at 11:32 pm, madmonkphotog said:

    Blame Bush, blame Republicans, blame Jews.

    These are the Three Pillars of fascist indoctrination.

12. #12
    On February 1st, 2011 at 11:33 pm, bjc said:

    *As I always say, “man made global warming, the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind”; And it will never be topped by anything else!
    *In a less civil era of humanity, say in the days of Newton, Spotted Owl Bore would have become extinct by way of a tall tree and a short rope; Billions of dollars have been wasted on this scam, not to mention the scam that is green energy!

13. #13
    On February 1st, 2011 at 11:34 pm, love2rumba said:

    Without Morality, even science becomes corrupted.

14. #14
    On February 1st, 2011 at 11:36 pm, thutmose18 said:

    Herp derp, 90% of scientists are stupid!

15. #15
    On February 1st, 2011 at 11:50 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    On February 01, 2011 at 10:36 pm, thutmose18 said:
    

    Herp derp, 90% of scientists are stupid!

    This is not so much about science as it is office politics. Anyone who bucks the consensus is punished.

    I suspect the number of scientists who are true believers in AGW (those who don’t just believe because they’re told to) are MUCH rarer.

16. #16
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 12:05 am, Straight_Talk_Luigi said:

    At what point do the laws of science alter enough so that the global warming causes hotter weather instead of snow?

    Whenever it fits the human secularist, liberal social agenda.

17. #17
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 12:25 am, mchristian said:

    It is now 0 degrees Fahrenheit. The wind is blowing from the north at 29 mph with gusts up to 40.

    No sale, Al. You are denied.

18. #18
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 12:49 am, Republicanvet said:

    On February 1st, 2011 at 11:11 pm, Mister P said:

    I think it’s pretty obvious by now that AlGore is an idiot and “global warming” is a total hoax. The charlatans and their junk “science” have been exposed

    An idiot that has made 200 million dollars on the scam. He should be in jail.

    Unfortunately, unless some of his “investors” sue him, and they likely are as big of scam artists as he, I doubt he will ever see any penalty for running his scam.

19. #19
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 1:02 am, Socratease said:

    When will SOMEBODY call up Al Gore to ask him: Just what kind of weather would be inconsistent with man-made global warming?

    Such an obvious question, yet nobody in the media ever thinks to ask it.

20. #20
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 1:20 am, irving said:

    Actually Al did a bit of sleight of hand there. Even if you believe his explanation, he only explained how Global Warming causes more snow. He didn’t explain how it makes it colder.

    Wonder why that is?

21. #21
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 1:51 am, TomB said:

    When will SOMEBODY call up Al Gore to ask him: Just what kind of weather would be inconsistent with man-made global warming?

    I heard someone pose that very question to a warmist (not algore). The response? Something to the effect that if climate stopped changing then the “theory” would be disproved. The problem, of course, is that when the climate stops changing what will be proven is that the Earth has lost its atmosphere.

22. #22
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 3:42 am, tbear44 said:

    I wonder what temperature Al would like it to be? Wouldn’t cooling be a bad thing? There are good and bad things associated with warming or cooling. The solution is simple and as old as mankind: ADAPT. This whole “redistribute wealth to change the climate” is really getting old.
    Meanwhile, Gore laughs all the way to the bank. I hope you have a lot of that cash stashed away somewhere safe, Al.

23. #23
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 3:58 am, glockomatic said:

    I think it’s pretty obvious by now that AlGore is an idiot and “global warming” is a total hoax. The charlatans and their junk “science” have been exposed.

    Hoax it is, yet AlGore has been laughing all the way to the bank on it. What’s his net worth these days, a billion or so? I can’t stand the guy, but frankly he’s brilliant at fleecing the dumb masses this way. Hardly an idiot.

24. #24
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 6:55 am, Ralph Gizzip said:

    Up is down. Cold is hot. We’ve always been at war with Oceania.

    Your “Two-Minutes Hate” brought to you by PMSLSD. “You know you’re angry. We’ll point the way.”

25. #25
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 7:53 am, tre said:

    Hey Al! Can you do something about the couple feet of Global Warming that has Oklahoma City and Tulsa shut down?

26. #26
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 7:54 am, wildcat84 said:

    I hear that massage parlors are a leading cause of global warming.

27. #27
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 8:45 am, stillontheroad said:

    ManBearPig crawls out from ManBearPig cave to fart, burp and pick off a few fleas before returning to cave.

28. #28
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 8:52 am, Lindsay said:

    Gore is done and he knows it during a few conscious moments. Tipper knew it and left him to the massage ladies. Meanwhile, he sits in his 10,000 sq foot mansion burning carbon.

    Just returned from a week of skiing in Big Sky, Montana. The snow there must be from the warming as well, and there is a lot of the white stuff and it is cold. The ski resorts like the warming, Al. It is called “winter.”

29. #29
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 8:56 am, Flyoverman said:

    The success of Al Gore is a testimony to the premise that the majority of humans do not want to think on their own, want to be told what to do, and do not mind being enslaved, because they prize a false sense of security over freedom.

30. #30
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 8:58 am, bear1909 said:

    But it is now called Climate Change. Doesn’t it change all the time depending on where you go in your private jet?

    Someone please corner the orange fabric market to begin making a jumpsuit big enough to fit this mentally stunted sex addict.

31. #31
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:09 am, WarEagle82 said:

    If “global warming” can cause hotter weather and colder weather and wetter weather and dryer weather and advancing glaciers and retreating glaciers and rising sea levels and falling sea levels and more Polar Bears and less Polar Bears, then how will you know when “global warming” started or when you have stopped it?

32. #32
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:12 am, John Deaux said:

    Okay, so if there’s no snow it’s because of global warming and if there is snow it’s because of global warming.
    Got it.

33. #33
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:12 am, spaceycakes said:

    the earth is seasonally challenged!

    please file complaints to:

    G-d
    Heavens
    7

34. #34
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:16 am, RedDog said:

    Funny that none of the Warmers predicted any of these latest weather events throughout the last ten years. Their theory is constantly evolving, presumably to conform to the latest weather patterns in hopes their politics will gain traction. It really makes fools of the scientists. I almost feel embarrassed for them.

35. #35
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:23 am, rambler said:

    Doesn’t he have something better to do, like looking for chakras.

36. #36
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:30 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    “Algore says we have ten years left to save the planet from a scorching. Okay, we’re going to start counting. We will begin the count, ladies and gentlemen.”

    - Rush Limbaugh, January 27, 2006

    Well, we’re now officially past the halfway mark of that 10 year window.

    Anyone feeling even half-way scorched yet?

37. #37
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:34 am, nail49 said:

    the earth is seasonally challenged!

    Today’s quiz: Owl Gore is:

    a) ethically (There is no controlling legal authority…) challenged

    b) mentally (global warming causes snow) challenged

    c) socially (massage THIS!) challenged

    d) morally (see a & c) challenged

    e) scientifically (warmth causes cold) challenged

    f) all of the above

38. #38
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:36 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Nobel Peace Prize Laureates include:

    2009 Barack H. Obama

    2007 Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) , Albert Arnold (Al) Gore Jr.

    2005 International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) , Mohamed ElBaradei

    2002 Jimmy Carter

    That award doesn’t mean what it used to mean, does it?!?

39. #39
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:45 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Gore-Bull Warming = Lots of Snow

40. #40
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:47 am, Pasadena Phil said:

    And here in Pasadena, we are suffering through yet another winter of endlessly moderate weather. Pray for us.

41. #41
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:49 am, nail49 said:

    That award doesn’t mean what it used to mean, does it?!?

    ITTRP: Not when Yasser Arafat has one as well!!

42. #42
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:52 am, 123upnorth said:

    Yesterday, just outside of Toronto, is was -21 degrees Celsius or -5.8 degrees Farenheit. If global warming causes it to get any colder, I won’t be able to go outside ever again.

    And to that prospect the fact that the Canadian internet providers are starting to charge for internet use based on the amount of data downloaded from the internet – i.e. Netflix movies, porn, tmz video etc., and I will be in a catch 22 if there ever was one, not being able to go outside and not being able to use the internet to my liking. Oh, what will I do?

43. #43
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:54 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    Did you know that Al Gore not only invented the Internet, but the computational logic behind it?

    That’s why it’s called “AlGorithm”.

44. #44
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:03 am, zeeman said:

    Yea, I have 4 feet of global warming on my lawn in Mass.

45. #45
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:03 am, Savage24 said:

    Would love to stick Algore head first into one of these snow drifts and leave him there for a week or so. It just might tighten up that perfect sphincter.

46. #46
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:10 am, Pasadena Phil said:

    Al Gore is so certain that global warming has arrived that he has hunkered down in Mendecino which will be one of the first places to be inundated when the sea levels rise. I wonder if that mansion floats?

47. #47
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:15 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:49 am, nail49 said:

    That award doesn’t mean what it used to mean, does it?!?

    ITTRP: Not when Yasser Arafat has one as well!!

    Indeed.

48. #48
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:16 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On February 2nd, 2011 at 9:54 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    That’s why it’s called “AlGorithm”.

    Ouch.

49. #49
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:17 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:10 am, Pasadena Phil said:

    Did you forget already? When Obeyme was nominated, that was the day the seas stopped rising. Get with the program!

50. #50
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:17 am, babiesgrandma said:

    Once again, a timely message (written around Christmas):

    Gore-bull Warming Song
    (sung to the tune of Let it Snow!)

    Oh, the weather outside is warming,
    And the fear is so alarming,
    We haven’t a place to go –
    Where’s the snow, where’s the snow, where’s the snow?

    Oh, what’s that white stuff falling?
    It seems we need some hauling…
    To help get rid of the snow,
    Where’d Al go? Where’d Al go? Where’d Al go?

    When we finally crank up the heat
    So we don’t freeze our Christmas ba!!s off
    As we try to make sense of this,
    We’ll sit around the fire and scoff!

    Oh, the global warming crowd is hiding
    But I bet we’ll hear some chiding
    The proof of warming, you know,
    Is the snow, Is the snow, Is the snow!

    By Babiesgrandma

51. #51
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:22 am, nail49 said:

    That’s why it’s called “AlGorithm”.

    How do you blog a rimshot?

    That quip is worthy of one….

52. #52
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:25 am, walterc said:

    Greatest snake oil salesman in history.

    I used to think Ron Popeil was the greatest when he was selling his hair in a can and that in the shell egg beater. But Al Bore beats Ron hands down.

53. #53
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:28 am, nail49 said:

    Ron Popeil

    Ah, yes, who could forget the Bass-O-Matic on SNL?

54. #54
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:39 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    How do you blog a rimshot?

    Like this…

55. #55
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:45 am, nail49 said:

    Like this…

    Ooops — blocked at work.

    Don’t know why….

56. #56
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 10:54 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    nail49…

    Ooops — blocked at work.

    Don’t know why…

    It’s a YouTube link to a 3-second long audio recording of a rimshot…

    (“Ba Dum Tisssh!”)

57. #57
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 11:06 am, nail49 said:

    It’s a YouTube link

    That’s why I can’t get it.

    Thanks anyway.

58. #58
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 12:19 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    Rolling blackouts in Texas this morning because of global warming.

    Houston could see a very rare inch of snow tomorrow night.

    Global warming is hell…

59. #59
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 12:20 pm, Mister P said:

    Of course the dimwits keep putting articles in our paper, saying that global warming is causing this and it is causing that. Always with the air of Truth, which they can’t substantiate, but it is settled science you know.

60. #60
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 12:29 pm, dan708 said:

    One thing that’s been obvious about Gore and his -bots for a very long time is that they never read “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”. They keep trying to convince us again and again that the climate-change wolf is at our door, about to eat us all. Sorry, fellas; as soon as the Norwich Univ. emails were uncovered, the wizard’s curtain was pulled back for us all to see.

61. #61
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 12:32 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    If the man-made world-wide heat continues to rise, we’re all going to freeze to death!

62. #62
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 1:20 pm, txvet2 said:

    On February 2nd, 2011 at 12:19 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    Rolling blackouts in Texas this morning because of global warming.

    Meanwhile, instead of building another power plant, San Antonio’s CPS is building a solar power facility and buying windmill power. A single coal fired plant built a couple of years ago instead (or the additional reactor at STNP) would have prevented the blackouts.

63. #63
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 2:52 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    This guy is so NOT getting a holiday card from Algore next year!!!

64. #64
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 3:20 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    , Pasadena Phil said:

    Al Gore is so certain that global warming has arrived that he has hunkered down in Mendecino which will be one of the first places to be inundated when the sea levels rise. I wonder if that mansion floats?

    Tiny correction – Montecito. And it’s uphill from Santa Barbara which would disappear first. Knowing how Al thinks, he’s hoping his place will end up waterfront…

65. #65
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 3:55 pm, ackvil said:

    Last year Gore claimed that we would never see snow again, that winters would be warmer than ever. The trouble is that once again the global warming alarmists are taking inconsistent positions in order to advance their cap and trade agenda.

    Today I listened to Joe Bastardi, Chief Long Range Forecaster and meteorologist from Accuweather.

    According to Bastardi, “This winter is on track to become the coldest for the nation as a whole since the 1980s or possibly even the late 1910s” What’s more, Bastardi predicted three or four out of the next five winters could be just as cold, if not colder. See http://www.accuweather.com/blogs/news/story/45220/bastardi-three-of-next-five-wi.asp. Bastardi thinks that not only will the next few winters be colder than normal for much of the U.S., but that the long-term climate will turn colder over the next 20 to 30 years.

    But, hey, Gore wouldn’t have gotten as rich as he is by telling the truth!

66. #66
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 4:29 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    That award doesn’t mean what it used to mean, does it?!?

    See this.

67. #67
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 4:32 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    (“Ba Dum Tisssh!”)

    RedPill, that sounds like a Kevin Murphy quote from a RiffTrax.

68. #68
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 4:35 pm, SpeakEasy said:

    So lets see: The Earth gets hotter so it cools itself to compensate?

    Sounds like not even the Earth has need of Al Gore. buh-bye, now.

69. #69
    On February 2nd, 2011 at 5:55 pm, txvet2 said:

    &%$@&?# GLOBAL WARMING!!!! My water pump froze up and it looks like I’ll be spending the next few nights at a motel.

70. #70
    On February 4th, 2011 at 1:50 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Al Gore – major bore – is, actually, a very fine salesman. He convinced a whole bunch of people (mostly those who support Obeyme)that he knew what he was talking about. Oh me, I’m laughing my you-know-what off.

71. #71
    On February 5th, 2011 at 7:41 am, kurthanson said:

    Al Gore is gone past pathetic, he is just sad sack. does he not see what a fool and laughing stock he has become?

72. #72
    On February 5th, 2011 at 7:45 am, kurthanson said:

    Michael Crichton said it best:

    You think man can destroy the planet? What intoxicating vanity. Let me tell you about our planet. Earth is four-and-a-half-billion-years-old. There’s been life on it for nearly that long, 3.8 billion years. Bacteria first; later the first multicellular life, then the first complex creatures in the sea, on the land. Then finally the great sweeping ages of animals, the amphibians, the dinosaurs, at last the mammals, each one enduring millions on millions of years, great dynasties of creatures rising, flourishing, dying away — all this against a background of continuous and violent upheaval. Mountain ranges thrust up, eroded away, cometary impacts, volcano eruptions, oceans rising and falling, whole continents moving, an endless, constant, violent change, colliding, buckling to make mountains over millions of years. Earth has survived everything in its time.

    It will certainly survive us. If all the nuclear weapons in the world went off at once and all the plants, all the animals died and the earth was sizzling hot for a hundred thousand years, life would survive, somewhere: under the soil, frozen in arctic ice. Sooner or later, when the planet was no longer inhospitable, life would spread again. The evolutionary process would begin again. Might take a few billion years for life to regain its present variety. Of course, it would be very different from what it is now, but the earth would survive our folly, only we would not. If the ozone layer gets thinner, ultraviolet radiation sears earth, so what? Ultraviolet radiation is good for life. It’s powerful energy. It promotes mutation, change. Many forms of life will thrive with more UV radiation. Many others will die out. You think this is the first time that’s happened? Think about oxygen. Necessary for life now, but oxygen is actually a metabolic poison, a corrosive glass, like fluorine.

    When oxygen was first produced as a waste product by certain plant cells some three billion years ago, it created a crisis for all other life on earth. Those plants were polluting the environment, exhaling a lethal gas. Earth eventually had an atmosphere incompatible with life. Nevertheless, life on earth took care of itself. In the thinking of the human being a hundred years is a long time. Hundred years ago we didn’t have cars, airplanes, computers or vaccines. It was a whole different world, but to the earth, a hundred years is nothing. A million years is nothing. This planet lives and breathes on a much vaster scale. We can’t imagine its slow and powerful rhythms, and we haven’t got the humility to try. We’ve been residents here for the blink of an eye. If we’re gone tomorrow, the earth will not miss us.