Modest proposal: Use GPS to track truant Wisconsin teachers and state senators!

Schools in Anaheim, California are now using GPS to track students who cut classes.
Four strikes and you’re hooked up:
Students with at least four unexcused absences will be given a handheld device with a GPS signal to verify their location, which officials hope will cut down on truancies.
Anaheim School District Director of Safe Schools Rick Martens says participating students would be required to check in electronically five times a day by entering a text message.
What’s good for the students should be good for public school teachers and state senators, don’t you think? *SARCASM ALERT for the sardonically-challenged. “Modest Proposal” = Satire.*
As I noted yesterday, the Runaway Dems could be gone “for weeks.”
And public school union members in Madison, Wisconsin will be ditching classes for the fourth straight day tomorrow — screwing kids out of nearly a full academic week and screwing parents out of money that must go to child-care expenses or days off work to care for their families.
Here’s the announcement from the Madison school system via the MacIver Institute:
Monday and Tuesday, Feb. 21 & 22, 2011
Due to substantial concerns about significant staff absences in Madison, the Madison School District is again forced to close all of our schools to students on Monday, February 21, 2011.
However, we have received assurances that staff members will return to work on Tuesday, February 22. Therefore, all Madison School District schools will be open to students on Tuesday and will resume with their regular daily schedule.
We understand that managing a fourth day off will be a significant hardship for families and do appreciate your tolerance in these unusual times. We are heartened that schools will be open on Tuesday.
Despite closing to students on Monday, all MMSD staff members are expected to report to work.
We will continue to communicate with you on any new developments on this issue.
If it walks, talks, and quacks like an illegal strike, call it what it is, for crying out loud:
Peter Davis, legal counsel with the Wisconsin Employment Relations Commission, which administers the state’s collective bargaining laws, declined to say whether the action — in which 40 percent of the Madison union’s 2,600 members called in sick as of late Tuesday — amounted to a strike since his organization could be called on to make that judgment in any complaint against MTI.
But in general, Davis said, a strike includes any concerted work stoppage by municipal employees, any concerted interruption of operation of services, or any concerted refusal to work or perform normal duties for the purpose of enforcing demands on a municipal employer.
Looks like Madison teachers with a conscience were brow-beaten into collective submission over the fourth sick-out day. Persuasion of power in action:
At one point, the membership was so evenly divided on a vote to return to work Monday, they were asked to exit the meeting room and re-enter through two separate doors so an exact count could be taken. The vote was 741-731 to return Monday, but a later, more overwhelming vote to return Tuesday won the day.
Kristin Voss, a social studies teacher at Memorial High School, said she attended planning to vote to return Monday because she worried that public opinion was turning against teachers. But she changed her mind after hearing concerns about how reduced pressure on the Legislature could defeat the movement.
“If we don’t continue with similar action, the real change that needs to be done, won’t be done,” Voss said.
Madison Teachers Inc. urged its members to call in sick last Wednesday to attend rallies at the Capitol, which resulted in the district canceling school. The sick-out continued Thursday and Friday as other districts around the state faced similar action from employees.
Madison Superintendent Dan Nerad said the district will have to discuss how to make up the four missing school days and what repercussions there will be for teachers who have not reported to work.
You can bet the “discussion” will amount to debating whether the lying teachers will get a slap on one wrist or two.
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They’re getting nervous: “Mary Bell is president of the Wisconsin Education Association Council. She said on Sunday that it’s time for her members to return to work. For districts that do not recognize Monday as the President’s Day holiday, she said teachers should go to work. Others should report as scheduled on Tuesday. Bell says teachers will continue opposing the proposal.”
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Uh, I’m gonna go with a big fat NO on this one.
It’s not because I don’t think the teachers deserve the humiliation (they do, in spades), but because of the really awful precedent it would set. Thanks, but no thanks.
Better to just fire their sorry arses, or, alternatively, make them wear big L’s on their foreheads.
SARCASM.
It’s really crazy in Wisconsin. The protests continue, aided by Obama’s toadies (who are bussing in folks from Chicago tomorrow!).
Every person I know who’s not in the union and a lefty is ticked off. There’s a recall effort on two of the Democratic senators who are MIA. Walker’s government plans to push through non-spending legislation this week because they only need a simple majority to do so (which they have). So we’ll probably get concealed-carry laws, voter ID, etc. without any Democrat opposition.
I have had several heated debates with friends on FB. One of whom, I kid you not, genuinely believes that if Walker kills the unions he will then take away her right to vote, her “right to [her] uterus” and her “right to free air” (by repealing the smoking ban).
She, like the rest of the liberals, doesn’t see the irony of their position. Two years ago, Obama smugly declared he won and wouldn’t negotiate. Now we have to, simply because we’re conservatives and “rights” (which are made up!) are threatened by *spending* legislation.
But I’ll remember this. I will love to see GOP minority senators run away to stall Democratic legislation. They’d probably get a posse together and drag them back to Madison. But the left here calls these AWOL idiots “brave.”
It’s a joke.
And I want to be a teacher. But you know where I would have been this week? In the classroom doing my best to educate the kids in my charge because that’s the job I’m being paid to do.
I am frankly to the point now where I want Walker to cancel this bill and just start laying people off. Let them see the reality of no pension, no insurance, and no income (after unemployment runs out). Let them struggle to find jobs in the private sector that was absolutely destroyed by our previous governor.
I’m tired of getting kicked in the teeth by people who make more money and have better benefits than 95% of the people I know.
Remove state funding for schools, reimburse all the parents and let them either hire private tutors or send their kids to private school.
OK, OK, I reacted to the headline instead of reading the post thoroughly. Sorry for the itchy keyboard finger.
(does this mean I’ll have to wear the GPS tracker now?)
I need new commenters who actually read what I write.
Turning? Sorry, honey. That tidal wave headed for you didn’t turn. It was building force as it was coming to the shore as you clowns were protesting on the beach.
Since the MIA Senators have fled across state lines to keep from being arrested by state troopers and returned to the capitol, can they be charged with interstate flight to avoid prosecution? That would be really cool if they do that.
Ya think! Did it take her entire college education to figure that one out? People who don’t go to work and lie about it get fired in the real world. The standards for who becomes a teacher has gotten too low. Fire the teachers and vote out the AWOL legislators. Where have all the adults gone? It is the beginning of the end for the greedy public employee.
You’re taking all of the fun out of it.
I’ll be opening up comment registration tomorrow. It’s been too long and many readers have been asking…so be sure to check in tomorrow morning.
been wondering when you would open up the forum –will let my friends know…
C-CS
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
Let’s just hope there are some looney leftists willing to defend global warming among the riff raff.
I wonder how interesting it would be if the students didn’t show up for classes on Tuesday …
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I understand that GPS coordinates are very useful for targeting Predator Drone strikes. Come back and vote–or else!
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A high tech offer that an AWOL dimocrat can’t refuse.
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John Bibb
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I knew my “haughty yet self-deprecating” schtick was wearing thin.
By the way, “sardonic”—love that word. But why do you want people to eat their kids, Michelle? What kind of a monster are you?
“Madison Teachers Inc.” Even the name sounds like they’re churning them off some assembly line.
See? Thin. Like my physique. Once upon a time.
Morning Michelle …
At least the WERC seems to be “calling the strike a strike” … too bad the MSM has its usual blinders on …
I think the tracking idea is a good one but I have questions which lead to another couple of tracking mechanisms that could be used … hopefully this doesn’t indicate I have watched too many episodes of CSI and NCIS …
How about pulling their phone records to see where they are calling from to home or elsewhere? …
How many WI government credit cards are being used to pay for the missing democrats hotel bills, travel costs and meals during this work evasion? …
If these weasels are using government funds to stay in hiding wouldn’t that be grounds for termination and criminal charges for fraud, embezzlement and unauthorized use of public funds? …
Does the Governor have any recourse to hold up their paychecks for not showing up for work? …
How about refusing to pay these teachers for not showing up to work? …
Since many parents had to either take off from work or pay for childcare while these non-teaching teachers were out playing around could they file a class action suit against the teachers to recover those costs?
Are there any criminal charges (kidnapping, coersion and child endangerment come to mind) that could be filed against teachers that “told” their students to show up and protest?
Did any of these underage, minor students that took part in the strikes have signed parental permission slips to participate in this off-campus non-school curriculum activity?
Any of our resident legal eagles able to provide answers to these questions?
Leaving the sarcasm aside, I’m hoping Gov. Walker will go Reagan on the union. Return to work today or you’re fired!
Great. A chance for OMU to register another half-dozen aliases.
Aren’t the Democrats the ones who want to tax CO2?
Bet they don’t even get that.
Chappy, RSS, Ilovemycountry need more company
Michelle, you have ME! Who else do you need?
Just as elections have consequences, (we have Obama and Obamacare), actions should have consequences. Fire any teacher who missed work without a doctor’s excuse, and decertify any doctor who passed out more than 5 excuses. If a doctor saw more than 5 sick teachers within his normal practice in one day, he is scamming the state of it’s healthcare dollars. You defraud the state, you lose your job. Seems simple to me.
I just pray that lgm doesn’t sneak back. However, it will be easily recognized and quickly banned if it does make it in. lgm was one of the worst trolls ever!
Tracking dogs might work–Bite em on the Butt Buddy, Bite em on the Butt!
Round them up, bring them home–tis time to cull the herd
That would be fine if we used a two pound framing hammer.
There are times when the other 3 can be just as annoying especially ILMC.
That’s true. And I remember a troll way back who was apparently a black liberal with a giant chip on her shoulder who went on reverse racism rants. Remember? Can’t think of the moniker.
Michelle, good morning and thank you for opening registration.
Who’s paying for the “legislators’” food and lodging while they are dodging their jobs?
Still debating on whose ‘job dodging’ is worse: the legislators or the teachers.
It had better be themselves. You can be sure this will be closely checked out!!
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Call me weird (and most folks do), but I kinda prefer the original “modest proposal”.
“It’s people! Soylent Green is people!”
On February 21, 2011 at 11:28 am, happyscrapper said:
Mistress Justice, I believe.
The government does track selected people via their cell phone GPS chip, and do it without warrants…this from a credible source (don’t ask).
And…Despite oaths to the contrary, cell phones with batteries intact, but turned off, can be activated, and turned into passive listening devices by “certain” government agencies, also without warrant authorization.
When unscrupulous people get in positions of power, the limits to which they will go to protect that power is off the charts. Big Brother, indeed!
I think if the AWOL dems are using a state credit card, then the cards should be made void ASAP so they foot the bill themselves for their abandonment of their posts. Plus to save money dock all teachers absent for their pay and the lawmakers who have gone astray as well. SAVE MONEY dock a Dem
Automatic bank payroll payments should be stopped for all WI legislators and paper checks issued, to be picked up at the payroll office in the WI state capitol building. Also, staffers’ time cards should have to be signed in person for them to get payed.
How and why do the teachers and legislators get away with this? If I did that I would be fired and rightly so. The right of the Wisconsin people is being thwarted by a bunch of leftist loons! They elected those clowns or are paying for them to teach and should expect to get work out of them, not for them to run away to my state or refuse to show up for work.
How about the governor doubles down with a new law requiring teachers to graduate 75% (or whatever number works) of their kids or get fired? Make it incrementaly higher standards as time goes on so that the people get something for there money.
I personally and unfortunately agree that I don’t think we can legally track them but firing or fines seems to be an acceptable solution. Whatever we can do under the law to stop actions like this from public employees is reasonable to me.
Great idea, but do you really think Holder’s Justice Dept cares? If the AWOL Dems had robbed a bank on the way out of town, then Maybe the FBI would investigate. These are loyal Dems we’re talking about
I currently work in the private sector.
People call in sick for much lesser than going to protest for something you believe in.
The fact that these people are so against teachers is very hypocritical.
If you want to help education, and help the truancy problem:
1.Have people pay taxes for at least 2-3 before they reproduce
2. Stop making teachers take the responsibility of raising YOUR children.
This whole discussion makes me sad. Wisconsin has one of the best education systems in the country. The 5 states that have ended bargaining rights for teachers have the WORST SAT/ACT scores in the country.
When Wisconsin’s education standard drops because of this, you will have no one but your narrow minded selves to blame.
Not teachers…. public service unions.
Oh it turns out she is actually more concerned by union opinion afterall.
Thanks, Happy! I am, unfortunately, able to do lots of scrapping myself since joining the ranks of the unemployed.
Madison Teachers Inc. urged its members to call in sick last Wednesday to attend rallies at the Capitol, which resulted in the district canceling school. The sick-out continued Thursday and Friday as other districts around the state faced similar action from employees.
The “Democratic Party” flees Democracy in Wisconsin. Irony alert of the year!
Isn’t it truancy when students don’t show up for class? Parents get fined or thrown in jail for truancy.
So why shouldn’t the truancy laws apply to the teachers too? Now that’s a modest proposal
“Madison Teachers Inc.”
OK, where are the typical leftists who rail against corporate control over workers? They need to rail against the corporation…..
Oh wait, these are unions, they’ll remain silent as usual.
Hello from an estatic Newbie! Thankyou, Thankyou Michelle.
OK, I got the answer to this mess (as do many others who commented). Are you ready? Wait for it…..
FIRE ‘EM ALL!
Hey that’s a great idea Malkin, did Murdoch tell you to say that? Get the American public ok with government tracking of its citizens by first employing it on a bad guy at first. You are ridiculous lady.
From Malkin’s post:
But, maybe, handyman96792, you were being sarcastic, too?
As one of the new ‘Riff-Raff’ that blew into town, I want to thank Michele for opening up registration for the site. Apparently she felt the need to infuse her blogosphere with some new genetic material. And I also thank you all for that. /sarc
She seemed a bit frustrated that no one was understanding SARCASM. I have always loved Jonathon Swift’s ‘A Modest Proposal’, probably one of histories most scathing examples of political satire.
Actually Michele I think we should feed the teachers and the Senators to the poor!
Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Some of those senators would feed a whole village for three months.
Ha Ha that is funny. They could render the fat for candles and soap.
I think I did see a blow-hole on a couple of them.
Thanks, I’ll be playing here all week…
This idea gives a whole new meaning to tin-foil hats (and other outerwear).
Hmmm. How about this? Two-Thirds of Wisconsin Public-School 8th Graders Can’t Read Proficiently—Despite Highest Per Pupil Spending in Midwest
That’s not a bug, that’s a feature. The left can’t have people being able to know how to read, that means people will actually read something other than leftist propaganda and *gasp* come up with opinions that disagree with the left.