Pelosi the Most Humble
**Written by Doug Powers
The gavel is gone, but the conceit lives on…
From Politico:
The Democratic National Committee wanted to honor Nancy Pelosi Thursday — but its praise wasn’t good enough for the House minority leader.
When the DNC’s Resolutions Committee brought up a resolution commemorating Pelosi’s years as speaker of the House, Pelosi’s daughter sought to alter the proposal at her mother’s behest, adding some of the accomplishments that the elder Pelosi felt the committee had overlooked.
“I have some friendly amendments,” said Christine Pelosi, a political strategist, at the committee’s session during the DNC Winter Meeting at the Marriott Wardman Park hotel Thursday afternoon. She is a member of the committee.
“You think I’m kidding,” Christine Pelosi added, to surprised laughter from the room. The proposed changes, she indicated, came out of a discussion with her mother.
The Committee really didn’t mind because it distracted Pelosi from noticing they forgot to remove the blue M&Ms from the bowl as the minority leader ordained.
No mention anywhere, though, of how many thousands of unborn babies have been terminated in San Francisco thanks to her decades-old tireless support of “women’s reproductive health rights” aka abortion.
Well, she didn’t want to brag too much. That would have been in violation of “The Word.”
**Written by Doug Powers
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Did the pelosi kid happen to bring up the millions dear nan stuck the taxpayers with for her jets and food for her and the family flying all over the world?
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Well, she didn’t want to brag too much. That would have been going against “The Word.”
I have a word for Nancy, LIAR!
All the commies do it.
I don’t think anyone is surprised by this. She was, after all, “The Queen.”
She’s at that point in her life where her age will catch up to her…she’s already delusional.
Of all her noteworthy accomplishments, my favorite is her adding “former” to her Speaker title. And I wish to honor her for accomplishing that same addition to her Representative title. SOON.
And who can forget the millions of jobs she created through unemployment compensation extensions!
Nancy, why couldn’t they just pass the resolution and then you could see what was in it?
You love, you really, really love me and I’m going to tell you 1000 ways why.
She’s a legend in her own mind.
Well, judging from the last election, she thought she was leading a charge while she was actually being chased by a mob.
And the dems were dim enough to make her minority leader.
Even the DNC can’t take the Nanster seriously.
Speaking about abortion, it just occurred to me. Has anyone actually looked into whether there have been fewer back alley abortions since Roe v Wade? There weren’t many to begin with so it is entirely plausible to suspect that legalizing abortion has had no affect.
Why didn’t Nancy just author the resolution in the first place? She’s the only one smart enough to do it right in the first place. Eliminate the middle men.
Wishful thinking. Those goobers will elect her for three terms after she dies.
… and the millions of jobs she created at the unemployment office, and bankruptcy lawyers, and home repossesors, and car repossesors, and….
Nasty Pelousi is the kind of woman that made me switch in the first place.
And yes, I went there.
Regards,
Peter H.
“Hello, my name is Nancy, and I’ve been humble for
3072 dayshalf an hour.”ALL: “Hello, Nancy!!!!!”
If Nancy Pelosi will lie about what the Bible says,
she’ll lie about ANYTHING!
WOW…..Her and Charlie Sheen should get together. Can you imagine the fun those two EGO maniacs would have?
This is the woman who filed fraudulent documents asserting only to HI that Owebowmao met Constitutional requirements for President. The documents filed with the other 49 states (or 57 if you believe BHO) left out the wording indicating Owebowmao met Constitutional requirements. This is evidence that she knew he was ineligible.
The reason she included it on HI’s was they would not attest to his Constitutional eligibility as required by HI law. They deleted that wording from the nominating documents submitted to the national party, because they knew he wasn’t eligible.
She belongs in prison for treason!
NANCY, WHO IS BARRY SOETORO?
Madam Pelosi is a textbook narcissist, so this shouldn’t come as much of a surprise…besides, I think it’s best that she puts forth all of her supposed accomplishments herself, and thereby make it easier to point the finger at her directly when all the destruction she has caused starts to become more evident! Of course she initially deny it all…and then blame it all on Bush!!
Weaker Pelosi,
How cool is it that Pelosi wrote put her name on a ghostwritten book called, “Know Your Power“, but now finds herself powerless as MINORITY leader in the House (where the minority has no power at all)?
————
How cool is it that the hardcover of self-written
Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue is #1,744 in Books (and in the top 20 in Books > Biographies & Memoirs > Leaders & Notable People > Political)
…while the hardcover of ghostwritten
Nancy Pelosi’s Know Your Power is #862,427 in Books?
————
Sarah Palin’s books are phenomenally more successful than Pelosi’s.
But don’t worry, Nancy, “your” book is in the top 20 in
Books > Biographies & Memoirs > People, A-Z > ( M ) > Marx, Karl!
Oooooooooooo, that’s a b!tch slap.
(welcome peter h)
Astounding! The apples don’t fall far from the dementia tree, do they Christine!
Thanks, VA Patriot! Glad to be among like-minded folks.
(Take THAT, Chapstick.)
Regards,
Peter H.
“You think I’m kidding,” Christine Pelosi added, to surprised laughter from the room. The proposed changes, she indicated, came out of a discussion with her mother
Now THAT, is astroturfing!
I was lucky. Lost mine in Puerto Rico to a beautiful local girl.
So, I don’t mind a moustache, but it’s got to be on a chick.
rasmblingman #13 how will they know when she dies?
On February 25th, 2011 at 3:33 pm, Virginia Patriot said:
I agree 100%.
OK, (Former) Speaker Pelosi, How Did the DNC Certify Obama’s Eligibility?
Trivia Question: Who said, “Obama was born in Hawaii” first?
a) Dr. Fukino
b) Nancy Pelosi, via H.Res.593
Oh, that’s rich!
Reminds me of the “Run Hillary Run!” bumper stickers.
Yeah, I had mine on the front bumper.
Regards,
Peter H.
fair enough.
That’s funny, I don’t care who you are!
Regards,
Peter H.
On February 25th, 2011 at 3:52 pm, Peter Hughes said:
Interesting question. Perhaps her laugh will finally be silenced, evidenced by the return of several dogs to her neighborhood. Or maybe they’ll know when her gavel droops. Or maybe when her body temp rises (but who would want to check that?)
Why wait? Just pour a bucket of water on her.
Oh, I get it, Hangfire; you give rides.
WIN!
Plus, that Nancy likes really looonnng documents… she just wasn’t comfy with something that could actually be read all the way through in one sitting.
This entry should answer your question
…except, I suppose, that it wasn’t really “back alley”…
That’s NOT the ‘stache I was referring to.
You guys are always trying to get me tossed.
Oops, I just said “tossed” with Peter H. in the room.
Waddya think? I’m a submarine sailor, right?
that’s what she said!
Indeed. I confess to Nanzi Pelousy Derangement Syndrome. More than any other female politician, this one makes me gag.
And the really bad part is that she isn’t really gone and may even come back. If the U.S. electorate was dumb enough to vote in zer0 in ’08, it could be dumb enough give the House back to the dims in ’12 or ’14.
Which means unlike Van Halen, she liked the brown M&Ms, but were they really M&Ms?
Like a salad.
Ah yes, Nancy Pelosi. Can’t think of her with thinking of this from a while back:
“Palomino!”
“It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.”
On February 25th, 2011 at 4:30 pm, MisterElephant said:
The Democrat[ic Socialist]s won in 2006 an 2008 because they successfully marketed themselves as the more fiscally responsible party. But once they gained control of the Presidency and filibuster-proof Senate, America got to see them for the Democratic Socialists that they are.
As long as we have honest elections in 2012, we wil win more seats in the House and Senate, as well as win the White House.
On February 25th, 2011 at 3:42 pm, Hangfire said:
So, I don’t mind a moustache, but it’s got to be on a chick.
HA! Go Ugly Early HangFire! (only way to be sure)
Hey, it doesn’t bother me a bit. Unlike libtards, I actually have a sense of humor and know when a joke is a joke.
Unlike Nazi Pelousy, who is always angry because someone dropped a house on her sister.
Sorry, couldn’t resist – especially after Hangfire’s “water bucket” comment.
Regards,
Peter H.
Peter Hughes #32 – Your comment really had me laughing!
Hangfire – you were drinking some of that Puerto Rican rum, weren’t you?
With the GOP’s history of nominating losers like McCain, I’m having a hard time being optimistic.
Who’s turn is it?
You’re on a roll, Peter @56! Between you and Hangfire, I can’t think straight.
Me neither! (rim-shot)
Sorry, couldn’t resist. You should see what I said to Chapstick on the other thread.
Regards,
Peter H.
Well, Hangfire. It ain’t that we don’t like you. It’s that….well…..we just don’t like you.
Ditto.
“On February 25th, 2011 at 3:15 pm, right_on said:
I don’t think anyone is surprised by this. She was, after all, “The Queen.”
She’s at that point in her life where her age will catch up to her…she’s already delusional.”
Today, delusional. Tomorrow, demented.
On February 25th, 2011 at 4:30 pm, MisterElephant said:
“As long as we have honest elections in 2012, we wil win more seats in the House and Senate, as well as win the White House.”
Nothing from recent Democrat history gives me any confidence that we will have an honest election in 2012. After the thrashing they took in 2010, they will want revenge.
Yep, Nancy is so humble. I think we could whip up some mighty fine humble pie for her and if she couldn’t eat it all, we could help her finish it…as long as it takes.
Luckily for us, there is a higher law that has not been perverted and destroyed by the progressives and the statists down here on Earth. When I get all upset about ‘folks’ like her I just remember that she’ll come face to face with “The Word”, eventually.
I think she should be nominated for the Margaret Sanger Lifetime Achievement award. She did it for the CHILLLLDRENNNNN!
I also wonder if she was excommunicated when she had her ‘audience’ with the pope. Eternal pergatory would suit her nicely!
“Nothing from recent Democrat history gives me any confidence that we will have an honest election in 2012.”
I agree. That’s why we must get involved with,(for instance),Independence Caucus’ efforts to train volunteers in every district to watch for, expose and curb voter fraud. http://www.icaucus.org
Picking a good candidate and making sure everyone gets to the polls to vote for that candidate would help too!
How about Allen West for President?
I like what I’ve seen/heard of him.
I like him, a lot, he’s strong and honest now that would be a Change and give me real Hope.
VP have you seen this? He very well be what we need in 2012 and beyond.
Yes, that’s only the latest example of why he may be the man we need now. Really impressive.
Back on topic…
It’s kinda nice not having to see San Fran Nan on the tube on a nightly basis.
I was absolutely sickened seeing her treat the office like her own personal entitlement. I don’t know that having to pay for her own plane tickets has had an effect on her since her old man has more cash than even she can go through (is that possible?). But just the fact that she can’t run the show in the House tickles me to no end.
VaPat-
I like the way you think.
I’ve kinda taken your tag line as mine.
Hope you don’t mind.
I believe that it is a question that people need to ask themselves.
Who is Barry Soetoro?
You are correct. In fact, 2012 may be even less honest since its a presidential election. The Dem election fraud will be in overdrive.
Not at all. Other people are doing it too. That was my intent.
It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people’s minds.
Samuel Adams
You got that right. I’m convinced that Harry Reid was elected with the non-citizen vote. Owebowmao will pull out all the stops to get reelected. He needs the foreign vote, too. We need Voter ID. In every state.
Right on. We’re getting it in Texas, thanks to the GOP-led legislature.
The only ones opposed to it are Hispanic Dhimmicrats and LULAC. Go figure.
Regards,
Peter H.
They breed? Tis worse than I thought.
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Who is this Nancy Pelousy of whom you speak?
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Out! Out! Out!–damned spot! Out! Stick your broom where the sun don’t shine and fly back to Frisco. Your 4 years in the sun are over.
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John Bibb
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C’mon man! You know she can’t answer that!
When is dear Nan – the gift that keeps on giving – going to get on her broom & fly back to whatever rock she came out from under?
Thank you so much DNC for your proposal of a National Queen Nancy Day…but maybe you could take the word Queen out. It makes me look a little conceited.
Her daughter is a political strategist?? Isn’t that code word for “politician” in training? I thought some animal species ate their young…..
You should see them scatter when you turn on the lights.
“All right, Mr. De Mille, I’m ready for my closeup”
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-2/nancy-pelosi-scary.jpg
Ooops, newbie mistake…
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/_Splinter_/nancy-pelosi-scary.jpg
I think she takes SW airlines now, instead of sticking us with the astronomical bills. On SW, bags fly free
It is nice not to see her putrified ugly mug on TV every night. Now, if we could just get rid of barry as easily.
On February 25th, 2011 at 11:03 pm, Virginia Patriot said:
Indeed… I was flipping channels on election night and watched this happen live:
Virginia Patriot said:
Yes. We need to start working RIGHT NOW to pass laws at the state level that require proof of identity at the voting site, and clear out voter registrations of anyone who cannot prove that they are a U.S. Citizen.
This woman is incredible. And she doesn’t get it, that half the country thinks she’s nuts! Expensive nuts, but nuts just the same. Only the Far Left love you, Nancy, the rest of us are laughing at you!!
Well, if she can fit under the seat, she can fly.
That is, unless her broom is in the shop.
Regards,
Peter H.
Is she still there? I figured by now she would be gone. Losing her gavel as Madam Speaker should have worn on her by now. Don’t these ex-Speaker of the House generally exit stage right after a few months in the wasteland of being in the minority? Take a hint, Nancy, it’s time to leave.
Nancy P., “Who is Barry Soetoro?” Do you truly know?
Nancy has directly or indirectly contributed to the fiscal disaster that the USA now faces. She has got to go and she can take that slug Reid with her. She should be tried for high crimes and misdemeanors. She spent so much time kissing Omam Obeyme’s hinder quarters that if she stays around until 2012, the country will be in even worse shape. Don’t be misled, she is powerful in Demoncrat circles.