Brothels, Communists, and Other Things That Will Go Unmentioned at the Ted Kennedy Institute

By Doug Powers  •  March 1, 2011 11:11 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

The Edward M. Kennedy Institute will make no mention of these things, but if you ask me they’re worthy of an entire wing:

The late Sen. Ted Kennedy arranged to “rent” a brothel for a night while on a visit to Chile and other Latin American countries decades ago, according to a 1961 State Department memo obtained and published by the watchdog group Judicial Watch.

Judicial Watch released several documents said to be from Kennedy’s FBI file. The group said it obtained a cleaner copy of the State Department memo after a mostly redacted version was made public earlier.

The Dec. 28, 1961, memo described a tour of several Latin American countries Kennedy made while he was an assistant prosecutor with Suffolk County, Mass.

Traveling with a professor, Kennedy “insisted on interviewing ‘the angry young men’ of the country,” according to the memo. This included “communists and others who had left-wing views.”

Meanwhile, your tax dollars continue to be poured into a shrine to the man who spent his political life handing out somebody else’s money and taking personal credit for the philanthropy. Ted’s still managing to spend taxpayer money from the great beyond, so you might want to keep a tight grip on your wallet for the foreseeable future:

In the 2009 federal budget, $5,813,000 was appropriated to the project through the Labor Department and Department of Health & Human Services spending bill. In the 2010 budget, $13,600,000 was funneled through the from the Department of Labor and the Department of Health and Human Services and another $18,900,000 through the Defense Department spending bill.

In April of last year, Massachusetts Democratic Sen. John Kerry and Massachusetts Democratic Rep. Edward Markey attempted to insert another $8 million more in the now defunct Omnibus bill.

With $38.3 million already in the Institutes’s coffers and Kennedy’s wife Vicki pushing hard for more, Andre Lafferty and the Traditional Values Coalition are keeping a sharp eye, hoping to prevent any more federal funds from going to Kennedy’s center.

The family would use their own money for this project but they don’t want to dishonor the legacy.

Wouldn’t Ted want these tens of millions of dollars to go towards health care for the poor instead of a monument to himself? Don’t answer that.

Last year John Kerry defended the spending, saying the EMK Institute would draw tourists to Boston. That should come as great news for taxpayers in Provo, Tampa, Paducah and St. Louis who are also paying for it.

Draw tourists?

“Honey, should we go to Disneyland, Hawaii or maybe Paris this year?”

“Forget about all that — we’re going to the Ted Kennedy Institute!”

If they’d actually build a brothel wing, then Kerry might be on to something. Now that I think about it, a KGB wing could lure in tourists from Russia.

**Written by Doug Powers

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  1. #1
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:14 am, TripleD said:

    Does anyone know where that Delta 88 is. Little water damage runs like new!

  2. #2
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:14 am, ramblingman said:

    Other things to be left unmentioned – driving instructors and life preserver manufacturers

  3. #3
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:16 am, DougT said:

    Term Limits would have prevented the supposed “need” to “institutionalize” the memory of any politician.

  4. #4
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:16 am, ramblingman said:

    “Honey, should we go to Disneyland, Hawaii or maybe Paris this year?”

    “Forget about all that — we’re going to the Ted Kennedy Institute!”

    “No, Honey, that’s too much of a fantasyland, let’s keep it to Disney World. At least that’s more realistic.”

  5. #5
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:18 am, ramblingman said:

    I hear they will be including one of those swimming pools with the sunken bars that you swim up to.

    (these are just getting too easy, almost like shooting fish in a…never mind)

  6. #6
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:19 am, TooMuchTime said:

    Last year John Kerry defended the spending, saying the EMK Institute would draw tourists to Boston.

    Maybe they can use some of that money for a Super Bowl commercial.

    Announcer: Hey, Mr. Quarterback! You’ve just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do now?

    Quarterback: I’m going to the Edward M. Kennedy Institute!

  7. #7
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:20 am, stoptheinvasion said:

    Ted Kennedy was the single politician (read, scumbag) who did the MOST DAMAGE to our nation over our history. he has the record for making our society far worse for citizens and taxpayers and those who care about the rule of law, in almost every single way imaginable.

    he let all the invaders in.
    he gave amnesty to invaders.
    he constantly lied about doing that.
    he killed a woman and got away with it.
    he constantly stole from honest taxpayers to enrich his ruling class friends.
    he turned our society upside down.

    Ted The Pig never had to live a day of his life with the consequences of his actions. instead, he forced me, and all of us, to live every single day of my life with the consequences of his horrible and anti-american actions. every time I pass a pack of disgusting invader day-laborers who pollute my city, I am reminded of Ted the Pig who put them there, and called us all racists for saying NO.

  8. #8
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:21 am, AlohaGuy said:

    Brothels, Communists, and Other Things That Will Go Unmentioned at the Ted Kennedy Institute

    The Mary Jo reflecting pool is very tasteful – it has lawyers counseling you to pretend it’s not there.

  9. #9
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:23 am, TooMuchTime said:

    Does anyone know where that Delta 88 is.

    See the aquarium graphic.

  10. #10
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:25 am, AlohaGuy said:

    Other Things That Will Go Unmentioned

    Copies of his exams at Harvard that aren’t in his handwriting.

    A disheveled waitress victim of a “sandwich”.

    The “whose DNA is this” game, where a woman’s panties are examined to see how many Kennedys dated her before Ted did.

  11. #11
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:26 am, TripleD said:

    I wonder at the EMK Center will they have a Cafeteria or Resturant so they can re-create the waitress sandwhich. Sen. Dodd could use a gig and I’m sure some stew bum in a Martha’s Vineyard bar could play Little Teddy.

  12. #12
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:29 am, J S Ragman said:

    My Boston geography is a little rusty. This Institute is going to be located at which of the schools that he was kicked out of?

  13. #13
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:30 am, Iowa Guy said:

    I wonder what they will sell at the gift shop??

  14. #14
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:30 am, TripleD said:

    Thanks Too Much Time another great GM car of the past, think if was a Volt it might have saved the country a lot of pain and agony of Little Ted. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

  15. #15
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:33 am, tre said:

    The late Sen. Ted Kennedy arranged to “rent” a brothel for a night while on a visit to Chile and other Latin American countries decades ago,

    Those “scarlet ladies” are lucky he didn’t rent a car, instead.

    Right across the street from that institute, someone should build a memorial to Mary Jo Kopechne.

  16. #16
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:33 am, AlohaGuy said:

    Iowa Guy said:

    I wonder what they will sell at the gift shop??

    Model cars, aquariums and “Blondie” dolls.

  17. #17
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:33 am, AmericaFirst said:

    Will the Kennedy-Dodd Waitress Sandwich display be static or interactive?

  18. #18
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:34 am, AlohaGuy said:

    Iowa Guy said:

    I wonder what they will sell at the gift shop??

    Maybe neck braces and Harvard degrees as well.

  19. #19
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:36 am, AlohaGuy said:

    AmericaFirst said:

    Will the Kennedy-Dodd Waitress Sandwich display be static or interactive?

    In the cafeteria it’s interactive and mandatory if you want to get “served”.

  20. #20
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:36 am, swede said:

    The Mary Jo reflecting pool is very tasteful – it has lawyers counseling you to pretend it’s not there.

    Mary Jo Kopechne should recieve a poshumous medal of honor for giving her life for her country. “President Teddy Kennedy” is not a chapter in the history books. Thank you MJK.

  21. #21
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:40 am, ramblingman said:

    Last year John Kerry defended the spending, saying the EMK Institute would draw tourists to Boston.

    And while they are there, they can visit John Kerry’s boat.

    Oh, wait…

  22. #22
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:43 am, TripleD said:

    Dodd-Kennedy Waitress Sandwich display will be interactive, with lawyers, and aides rushing out of the woodwork to cover the story up and payoff as liberals love to say “anyone who was offended”.

  23. #23
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:44 am, Pasadena Phil said:

    Between his red friends, red light district vacations, and oceans of red ink, there sure was a long red streak in The Swimmer’s life.

  24. #24
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:46 am, ShoreDor said:

    Fat, Drunk and Seditious is no way to go through Life Eternity, Ted.

  25. #25
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:50 am, Pasadena Phil said:

    I know, off topic again, another black eye for Government Sachs. The insider trading charges just filed against Board Director Rajaratnam. Maybe now someone in Congress will step up and demand an investigation of the government/regulators/Government Sachs relationship and why they are allowed to operate they way they do.

  26. #26
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:51 am, granite said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:46 am, ShoreDor said:

    Fat, Drunk and Seditious is no way to go through Life Eternity, Ted.

    Excellent!
    You probably could have left “stupid” in there, too.

  27. #27
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:53 am, babiesgrandma said:

    Where’s Teddy Kennedy’s comments on this thread? Errah, Teddy? You there?

    Channeling Teddy! Channeling Teddy!

  28. #28
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:54 am, stillontheroad said:

    St Teddy the Torpid, never met a Scotch he did not like or a female he did not fondle. What a Statesman.

  29. #29
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:54 am, granite said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:20 am, stoptheinvasion said:

    Ted The Pig…

    Don’t mince words.
    Tell us how you really feel! :)

    BTW, that had been – and still is – my opinion of that individual since Chappaquiddick, when I was still in high school.

  30. #30
    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:57 am, Virginia Patriot said:

    he let all the invaders in.
    he gave amnesty to invaders.
    he constantly lied about doing that.
    he killed a woman and got away with it.
    he constantly stole from honest taxpayers to enrich his ruling class friends.
    he turned our society upside down.

    The 1965 and 1986 Immigration bills, which he was largely resposible for are what is killing this country. It was not accidental and he has had lots of help. (McCain and Co.)

  31. #31
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:00 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    Ted The Red was the first prominent Democrat to endorse The Usurper. He’s also largely responsible for us having a Communist in the White House.

    If it turns out that Obama knew he was ineligible when he campaigned and when he took the oath as President, it could be the biggest political fraud in the history of the world.
    Charles E. Rice, professor emeritus at Notre Dame Law School

    http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/abbott/110227

  32. #32
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:01 pm, granite said:

    Catchy title, Doug.
    Yes, I know that I am dating myself….

    Unfortunately, “Teddy” Kennedy was a reality – and a nightmare…not just a bad dream:

    Cowsills – The rain, the park, and other things:

    http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/c/cowsills18428/theraintheparkandotherthings506523.html

  33. #33
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:02 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:53 am, babiesgrandma said:
    Where’s Teddy Kennedy’s comments on this thread? Errah, Teddy? You there?

    Channeling Teddy! Channeling Teddy!

    He was having dinner with Saddam last night, was going to ask him if he knew who Barry Soetoro was.

  34. #34
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:06 pm, Christie said:

    You mean there won’t be at least an essay on: ‘How To Get Away With Murder’, (Involuntary Manslaughter due to intoxication)? I guess not ;-( you have to be a Kennedy or at least a very powerful politician to be able to circumvent the rule of law.
    Now that he’s ‘on the other side’ I’m sure that he isn’t circumventing anything…As my dearly departed mother used to say: “We pay the piper for ever little peep”.

  35. #35
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:06 pm, ramblingman said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 11:46 am, ShoreDor said:
    Fat, Drunk and Seditious is no way to go through Eternity, Ted.

    Shoot! There goes 40 years of Congress down the drain.

  36. #36
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:08 pm, Christie said:

    I need an editor. It’s every little peep.
    And Splash made quite a few peeps–more like blasts.

  37. #37
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:10 pm, Hangfire said:

    If Teddy had been driving a Beetle back in ’69, he might have been elected President.

  38. #38
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:10 pm, rocketman said:

    ***
    I worked with an ex Navy guy long ago. He told about how his ship rented a South American cat house when they got liberty in the port city.
    ***
    Their medical personnel checked out the girls to make sure they were clean. And provided the condoms to keep the sailors clean. A wild 3 day party–and back for six months of sea duty.
    ***
    And–none of the girls died in cars going off bridges.
    ***
    Us ex Army guys stood in awe of the Navy way of doing jobs when we heard this Navy sea story.
    ***
    Too bad Teddy Kennedy didn’t use this plan–one female assistant would still be alive. And the greenies would be happy that a few gallons of leaking gas and oil didn’t destroy Chappaquiddic forever. Win–Win all over the place.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  39. #39
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:13 pm, dan708 said:

    Will there also be a wing for those ignoramuses who kept electing him just because his surname was Kennedy?

  40. #40
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:17 pm, right_on said:

    Money buys silence…from prostitutes, and legislators.

    I wonder how many hookers got attention from Teddy’s “special” constituent services during his run as a “public self-servant?”

  41. #41
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:24 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Too bad Teddy Kennedy didn’t use this plan

    Well, he wasn’t the brightest of his clan, and certainly was never going to live up to the public reputations of his older brothers. His family evidently ridiculed him for being fatter and slower than his legendary brothers, so he must have concluded he might as well live up to the Kennedy private reputation. Also, JFK probably never let him anywhere near certain, ahem, functions that took place in Camelot, er, the White House.

  42. #42
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:33 pm, Captain Blasto said:

    And let us not forget his leading the charge to defund the South Vietnamese forces just to look good for his lefty buddies when he tried to run for President.
    I work in DC so I visit the Wall often. I don’t know what to say to those we honor there. Especially the friends I served with.He betrayed us all and facilitated a bloodbath there for his own, rotten ambition. The wrong Kennedy was assassinated.

  43. #43
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:34 pm, txvet2 said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:13 pm, dan708 said:

    Will there also be a wing for those ignoramuses who kept electing him just because his surname was Kennedy?

    No, they don’t institutionalize the insane anymore, they just let them sleep under bridges.

  44. #44
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:37 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    The wrong Kennedy was assassinated.

    Maybe his long political life was part of the so-called “Kennedy Curse”, in this case a curse on the nation as a whole for allowing the Kennedys to profit from illicit endevors which enabled them to have such a prominant role in national politics.

  45. #45
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:38 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    they don’t institutionalize the insane anymore, they just let them sleep under bridges.

    Or be elected to CONgress.

  46. #46
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:43 pm, mchristian said:

    Ted Kennedy, now sober for 18 months.

  47. #47
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:51 pm, 123upnorth said:

    It’s amazing that Kennedy visited prostitutes, conspired with communists and left an innocent woman to die at the bottom of a lake, yet he is remembered with such respect. On the other hand, an individual like Sarah Palin, whom is raising a special needs child is ridiculed beyond belief even by many ‘on the right’.

  48. #48
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:55 pm, PortiaElizabeth said:

    Is there anyone with an IQ over 70 who’s surprised to learn that Teddy was a whore in every way imaginable? Last year out of curiosity to learn what all the fuss was about Chappaquidick, I bought 3 books written on the subject back in the day. I was floored by the extent of the cover-up. It was massive and involved people at every level from the lowly ambulance driver to the halls of the US Senate. It was sickening to me that poor Mary Jo could’ve been saved if Teddy hadn’t been more worried about his reputation than he was about a human life. The diver who recovered her body said she probably lived for an hour or more under water by breathing from an air pocket. Her body was recovered with her hands still curled onto the seat and her head back as if gasping for her last breath of air.

  49. #49
    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:55 pm, Flyoverman said:

    The man is dead and no longer a threat to my way of life. I could care what Kennedy did.

    I DO CARE what Obama and Organizing for America and the unions are doing to us now.

    Battle focus folks.

  50. #50
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:01 pm, StaceyOfLiberty said:

    Based on the Harry Reid post the other day, I gathered that most people here are pretty pro-brothel. So I can see why you’re upset that they’re leaving brothels out :)

  51. #51
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:05 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    The man is dead and no longer a threat to my way of life. I could care what Kennedy did.

    Actually, as long as his legacy lives through projects such as this institute, the left still has the capacity to rewrite history, indoctrinate and remain a threat to your way of life. I care that Kennedy’s glossed over repugnant life, both private and political, will continue to be held as a shining example for generations to come.

  52. #52
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:11 pm, 123upnorth said:

    The problem with making prostitution illegal is the difficulty one has in separating the act of paying directly for sex from buying a woman ‘gifts’ in exchange for sex.

    For instance, if I visit a prostitute and pay $120 for 30 minutes of sex, it is not much different than taking another woman out on a date – dinner and a movie – and then having sex with her as a nightcap.

    In both cases, I would be spending about the same amount of money in order to ‘buy’ sex.

  53. #53
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:14 pm, StaceyOfLiberty said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:11 pm, 123upnorth said:

    The problem with making prostitution illegal is the difficulty one has in separating the act of paying directly for sex from buying a woman ‘gifts’ in exchange for sex.
    For instance, if I visit a prostitute and pay $120 for 30 minutes of sex, it is not much different than taking another woman out on a date – dinner and a movie – and then having sex with her as a nightcap.
    In both cases, I would be spending about the same amount of money in order to ‘buy’ sex.

    So if she decides not to have sex, do you ask for a refund? :)

  54. #54
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:17 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Actually, I would not want to have sex with a woman on a first date, but I am just using an anology that has been played out many times.

    Men are willing to have sex with most women in most circumstances. Women, when they are younger at least, are more selective. As women age, for various reasons, they become more like men, so your anology of a woman deciding not to have sex is less likely.

  55. #55
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:18 pm, Gorebot said:

    Nazism.

    The acquittal of OJ.

    The election of a Socialist president.

    The lionization of colossal Senatorial thieves (Byrd included).

    Public-union molestation of taxpayers.

    Individuals can be smart. But the Masses are are prone to idiocy (and the Ruling Class and its minons in the LameStreamMedia know it).

  56. #56
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:19 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Furthermore, there is no difference between a porn star and a prostitute except for the video camera.

  57. #57
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:19 pm, StaceyOfLiberty said:

    Older women are easy?!

    Sorry, I guess I’m not understanding you at all.

  58. #58
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:22 pm, swede said:

    I care that Kennedy’s glossed over repugnant life, both private and political, will continue to be held as a shining example for generations to come.

    I have to go with Flyman on this one. Leave the lid on the septic tank and move on. Just gets tedious. Once they build his “institute” no one will go there or care.

  59. #59
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:23 pm, 123upnorth said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:19 pm, StaceyOfLiberty said:

    Older women are easy?!

    Sorry, I guess I’m not understanding you at all.

    Well, you use ‘easy’ in an unflattering way, whereas I don’t. We can use the term ‘charitable’ if you prefer. So, in other words, women become more charitable as they age.

  60. #60
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:23 pm, ShoreDor said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:11 pm, 123upnorth said:
    In both cases, I would be spending about the same amount of money in order to ‘buy’ sex.

    Oh, you sweet talker, you!

  61. #61
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:28 pm, Hangfire said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:11 pm, 123upnorth said:
    In both cases, I would be spending about the same amount of money in order to ‘buy’ sex.

    Marriage is sex on an installment plan?

  62. #62
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:29 pm, rocketman said:

    ***
    HI CAPTAIN BLASTO–#42. Yes–Teddy Kennedy and his anti-American socialist / marxist / communist ilk cost many American lives. But many more Vietnamese, Cambodian, and Laotian lives were lost due to their cowardly actions in defunding the support of the South Vietnamese Government when we left.
    ***
    We didn’t cut and run. President Nixon’s and Henry Kissinger’s plan was a good one. Provide military logistics support–and stand by with B-52 and Naval strikes if the North tried a conventional invasion after we left.
    ***
    Watergate took Nixon out of the driver’s seat. And President Ford begged in vain for funding for military strikes when the final invasion of South Vietnam occurred. Teddy, John Kerry, and the American left threw millions of people into their graves.
    ***
    What country would ever trust a U.S. promise again? Defeat was snatched from the jaws of victory–and paid for in blood.
    ***
    The biggest crime was President Johnson’s failure to use whatever military force was needed to win this war quickly–within a few months.
    ***
    General Sherman had very germane comments on the nature of war when he burned his way through the South during our Civil war. “War is Hell”–and he made it so–and preserved our country.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  63. #63
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:30 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    Flyoverman said:
    The man is dead and no longer a threat to my way of life. I could care what Kennedy did.

    I DO CARE what Obama and Organizing for America and the unions are doing to us now.

    Battle focus folks.

    KNOW THINE ENEMY. Learn their hideous moves and their hidden lairs. The only way to have a clear “focus” is to know what we are on the lookout for.

    The Kennedys had their entire lives covered up for them. Can we allow that to happen again? No. Could they get away with something like this in this day and age? Maybe. But maybe not, if you KNOW THINE ENEMY. Those enemies are those who still lurk in the media, press, published “opinions,” and the like.

    Just my opinion. I could be wrong…

  64. #64
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:32 pm, Mister P said:

    I was sick the other day to hear Scott Brown praising Teddy. Two parties, one person it seems.

  65. #65
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:35 pm, ramblingman said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 12:13 pm, dan708 said:
    Will there also be a wing for those ignoramuses who kept electing him just because his surname was Kennedy?

    yes, and you get to that wing by using the door marked “exit”.

  66. #66
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:35 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    Could they get away with something like this in this day and age? Maybe.

    Who is Barry Soetoro?

  67. #67
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:38 pm, 123upnorth said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:28 pm, Hangfire said:

    Marriage is sex on an installment plan?

    I would say marriage is equivalent to buying and owning a car. First, you go out and shop for the best car you can afford, one with the most features that meets your needs. Through the first few years of ownership, the car is well enjoyed with little maintenance required.

    In years 7 – 10, repair requirments are encountered. Those that take care of their cars properly, and more importantly, those that purchased mechanically sound vehicles in the first place, get good value in the later years of ownership. Those that chose poor quality vehicles or drove them too hard without doing the proper maintenance, often find themselves either trading it in for a newer one or junking it altogether in favour of taking the bus.

  68. #68
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:40 pm, StaceyOfLiberty said:

    Hmm, I make more money than Mr. OfLiberty, but I’ve never thought of it as paying for sex. Then again, he does seem up for it any time I am, so maybe he does feel it’s his duty… ;)

  69. #69
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:46 pm, ChapBix said:

    “Mary Jo, please put on this life vest. I want to run the car through the car wash and clean the inside. You won’t need to leave the car while it is being washed. I’ll just step out for a moment. Don’t want to ruin this $2,000 suit and $1,750 imported shoes.”

    “Harry, who is Barry Soetoro?”

  70. #70
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:48 pm, Flyoverman said:

    General Sherman had very germane comments on the nature of war when he burned his way through the South during our Civil war.

    “The $&%$%^$# Germans got nothin to do with it.”
    - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

  71. #71
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:56 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I have to go with Flyman on this one. Leave the lid on the septic tank and move on. Just gets tedious. Once they build his “institute” no one will go there or care.

    With $38.3 million already in the Institutes’s coffers and Kennedy’s wife Vicki pushing hard for more

    Using tax money to build it – and they want more.

  72. #72
    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:58 pm, conservative hispanic said:

    I’m with 123upnorth: as they get older, lots of women are more generous with their goods. Beats me, but it’s been reported that in some Florida retirement communities, the STD rate is higher than in South Beach!

  73. #73
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:00 pm, Iowa Guy said:

    mchristian said:
    Ted Kennedy, now sober for 18 months.

    And 18 months trying to pay off St. Peter.

  74. #74
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:02 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:11 pm,

    123upnorth said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:14 pm, StaceyOfLiberty said:

    So if she decides not to have sex, do you ask for a refund?

    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

  75. #75
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:02 pm, granite said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:58 pm, conservative hispanic said:

    A ditty I heard re this topic some years ago:

    They don’t yell.
    They don’t tell.
    They don’t swell.
    And, they’re grateful as hell.

    Hey, ladies, don’t hate me!
    I’m not praising the composition; just reporting it….
    Been with the same wonderful gal for close to 34 years!

  76. #76
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:04 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    I would say marriage is equivalent to buying and owning a car.

    Marriage is like a pack of cards. In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts & a diamond. By the end you’ll wish you had a club & a spade.

    - Anonymous

    From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.

    -Sophie Tucker

  77. #77
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:07 pm, granite said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:04 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    Sounds familiar.
    I think that I had seen that years ago.
    Excellent!!

  78. #78
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:07 pm, conservative hispanic said:

    Flyoverman #49:

    Sorry, my man. The man might be dead and buried, but he has left several time delayed bombs for us to deal with.

    This bastard was very generous with OPM(other people’s money). but he barely gave any of his own. He encouraged Third World immigration, to the detriment of First World immigration. He wanted more dumb democrat voters, who would keep his ilk in power in perpetuity. Why do you think I want to get out of MA, even though I just got here 4 months ago?

  79. #79
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:14 pm, 123upnorth said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:02 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

    I guess shoplifting, if I had to choose between the two. Just like a retail store, the prostitute will sell you ‘the goods’ as long as you have enough money to buy them.

    They don’t really have any standards. In terms of incalls, you just have to be clean, respectful and have enough money.

  80. #80
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:36 pm, JWRutter said:

    Given that the state of Massachusetts has besmirched our country with the likes of the Kennedy clan, Thomas (Tip) O’Neil, and John Kerry; I suggest we give it back to the Indians

  81. #81
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:41 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Wait a minute…..the Kennedy’s (who have somehow been given royalty status by some dimwitted Amercans) are TAKING 38 MILLION DOLLARS of taxpayers dollars to build a SHRINE? I am so affronted by this…not just the money, but the whole idea that the Kennedy Family has the unmitigated gall to expect We The People to enshrine this B.S. Lion of the Senate. I call major B.S.

  82. #82
    On March 1st, 2011 at 2:43 pm, Merlyn said:

    Reading through these comments makes us all reaffirm our contempt for this reviled, infamous and sadly misguided American political figure. Hard to believe he was called the Lion of the Senate in his eulogy when it should have been something more along the lines of what you scrape off of your shoe when walking your dog through the park! Teddy was the typical spoiled rebellious little brat that never grew up and always had his way at other’s expense, leaving a legacy of damage and destruction to our country that will reverberate for decades to come. How could such a tyrant become so entrenched in our political system for so long, doing so much damage and yet be worshiped by his mafia-like cronies at his passing? Term limits for all of our elected representatives is the only way to prevent this from happening in the future. It is vital to protecting ourselves from corruptocrats like Teddy and defending and preserving our constitutional democracy.

  83. #83
    On March 1st, 2011 at 3:11 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Sorry, my man. The man might be dead and buried, but he has left several time delayed bombs for us to deal with.

    I fully agree. However, when compared to the other &&&& hitting the fan, it is petty cash.

    You are right in an absolute sense. Two thumbs up. But in terms of priority of effort, it’s not very high IMHO. We have so mch time and energy.

    The GAO Report is coming out this week on Government waste. We are talking; hundreds of billions in recurring expenses.

  84. #84
    On March 1st, 2011 at 3:19 pm, DougT said:

    Dead on, Merlyn.

    Term limits for all of our elected representatives is the only way to prevent this from happening in the future. It is vital to protecting ourselves from corruptocrats like Teddy and defending and preserving our constitutional democracy.

    If we could repeat that message as much as some of the other prattle, it might lead to something constructive.

  85. #85
    On March 1st, 2011 at 3:21 pm, StaceyOfLiberty said:

    In March 1st, 2011 at 2:02 pm, TooMuchTime said:
    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

    Oh, I know the answer to this one! A prostitute is still a person, so it’s still rape.

  86. #86
    On March 1st, 2011 at 3:28 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    If we could repeat that message as much as some of the other prattle, it might lead to something constructive.

    Term limits are never going to happen because politicians will not pass them. Term limits must be done by the voters at the ballot box, something we already have the ability, if not the wisdom, to do.

  87. #87
    On March 1st, 2011 at 3:47 pm, DougT said:

    I could not agree more, Virginia Patriot.

    At the federal level, it will take a Constitutional amendment to make it law.

    But most people vote party, not person. Most parties run the incumbent out there election after election. In the case of senators, after a couple of terms they become masters of bringing home the bacon. They become enshrined and nearly impossible to remove.

    Enacted term limits would prevent serving in one role as a lifetime endeavor. Political service should be temporary or varied, not lifespanning and entrenched.

    No more Ted Kennedys. No more Robert Byrds, John McCains, Patty Murrays and Orrin Hatches. Two terms in the Senate and then you gotta find new work.

  88. #88
    On March 1st, 2011 at 4:02 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    No more Ted Kennedys. No more Robert Byrds, John McCains, Patty Murrays and Orrin Hatches. Two terms in the Senate and then you gotta find new work.

    Well, you’d still get politicians like them, but we’d only have to suffer them for no more than two terms, not a 30+ year career. Political office should never be considered a lifetime career opportunity.

  89. #89
    On March 1st, 2011 at 4:14 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

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  90. #90
    On March 1st, 2011 at 4:15 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne Kopechne

  91. #91
    On March 1st, 2011 at 4:24 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 4:14 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    No worries. The Kopechnes will no doubt be getting lifetime passes to the institute.

  92. #92
    On March 1st, 2011 at 5:19 pm, DallasE said:

    But, Flyoverman, how much more “petty cash” can we let go of?

  93. #93
    On March 1st, 2011 at 5:30 pm, CalifConservative said:

    When I was growing up, my Dad always told me that Ted Kennedy’s campaign slogan was “A blonde in every pond!” Watch out for Vicky Kennedy, who will probably challenge Scott Brown and reclaim “Ted Kennedy’s seat” from the people of Mass. Rest in peace MJK.

  94. #94
    On March 1st, 2011 at 5:35 pm, Merlyn said:

    Exactly my point Doug T and Virginia patriot! Only a parasite would choose to remain entrenched in office for more than two terms,
    contrary to the intentions of the designers of our government long ago. George Washington knew this and could have remained in office until his death, setting a horrible precedent for his succesors. Like Cincinnatus, he chose to serve his country rather than hold on to power knowing that to do so would lead to the corruption of our Republic.
    One of the fundamental problems with the current political system, which has led to disasters like the Teddy saga, is that our elected representatives are not here to serve the country but to serve themselves, their families, friends, and political supporters. You can see where it all leads, to the corruption of the legislative process and a government out of control. This is clearly illustrated by the lives of Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, John Kerry and their like.
    They will not abandon power voluntarily, so we must make them leave. A constitutional ammendment limiting representatives to two terms is needed now more than ever and should be one of the top agendas of the Tea Party and our representatives currently in Congress. It’s time for the newly elected Tea Party members to set a precedent that representatives are in office to serve the country and not to enrich themselves, their cronies, and their political supporters. Lead by example, call the exterminator, and enact a Term Limit
    Constitutional Ammendment.

  95. #95
    On March 1st, 2011 at 5:59 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    Term Limit
    Constitutional Ammendment.

    I agree with the sentiment, just don’t think it will happen. First you have to get Congress to pass it, then 3/4 of the state legislatures full of wanna-be-Congressmen.

  96. #96
    On March 1st, 2011 at 6:13 pm, Blackstone said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 3:47 pm, DougT said:

    In the case of senators, after a couple of terms they become masters of bringing home the bacon.

    Senators and representatives both. But since they won’t vote themselves term limits, the next best thing we can do is get someone in the White House who’ll crack down hard on a lot of that “bacon”.

  97. #97
    On March 1st, 2011 at 6:13 pm, Merlyn said:

    I agree Virginia Patriot that the odds of this happening now are slim to none but we must strive to reform our out of control government and we have to start somewhere. Let’s hope with the 2012 election results, we have better chances of getting this done. It should be a major agenda item for the 2013 congress.

  98. #98
    On March 1st, 2011 at 6:43 pm, Hangfire said:

    The man is dead and no longer a threat to my way of life. I could care what Kennedy did.

    I guess it’s okay if they go ahead and name an aircraft carrier after him?

  99. #99
    On March 1st, 2011 at 6:46 pm, Hangfire said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 1:17 pm, 123upnorth said:
    Actually, I would not want to have sex with a woman on a first date, but I am just using an anology that has been played out many times.

    Is it okay on the last date? What if the first date and the last date coincide?

  100. #100
    On March 1st, 2011 at 6:52 pm, Hangfire said:

    On March 1st, 2011 at 5:30 pm, CalifConservative said:
    Watch out for Vicky Kennedy, who will probably challenge Scott Brown and reclaim “Ted Kennedy’s seat” from the people of Mass.

    All we need is AFK for Senate.

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