Does Obama Think I Drive a Bugatti Veyron?
**Written by Doug Powers
Here’s an item fresh from the “what if Bush had said this” file, courtesy of Debra Saunders:
At Friday’s news conference, President Obama tried to connect with the common man coping with rising gasoline prices. Instead, the president left little doubt that he is clueless about cars.
“You may want to buy a fuel-efficient car,” quoth Obama, “but you may not be able to afford it. And so you’re stuck with the old clunker that’s getting 8 or 10 miles a gallon.”
Eight to 10 mpg? Which clunker would that be? I wondered. An old Hummer? Your father’s father’s Oldsmobile? A late-model Lamborghini? It takes a luxury brand, a boat-sized machine and/or a few decades to approach those dismal mileage numbers.
Is there a “Cash for Clunkers II” on the horizon to get the rest of our mythical 8 mpg cars off the road so we can afford the $50,000 golf carts we really want?
Resident White House economic comedian Austan Goolsbee must have helped the president assume that people getting 8 to 10 mpg at $3.50 to $4-plus a gallon would be less inclined to switch to a more fuel efficient car instead of more.
On the average weekday I drive about 70 miles. Gas here right now is about $3.65 a gallon. Assuming my car was getting 10 mpg and throwing some weekend driving in the mix, there is little doubt that a monthly fuel bill of $500 to $750 would be enough to get me to scrap a vehicle that’s furiously sucking up more gas than a Beano tab in Michael Moore’s gut for one that gets much better mileage.
That said, due to the fact that the basic tenet of Obamanomic theory is that people are, first and foremost, incredibly stupid, assuming a consumer has a modicum of common sense isn’t an option when developing action/reaction projections with preconceived outcomes in the land of Hope & Change.
Update: Just for some added material, fuel efficiency has been on a steady rise for decades (h/t John S).
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Ate at a restaurant outside of Nairobi. Unisex restroom had a 6″ square hole in the middle of the floor, and a pile of banana leaves in the corner. #1 was fairly straight forward – but after getting the hersheys – which every African traveler does sooner or later – this became a true test of skill, balance and endurance.
Sobamatoro’s heritage likely gives him certain amazing skills.
I lived in the South of France in the late ’70′s and a lot of public facilities had the hole in the floor models. Wasn’t easy being female there.
It would definitely be a test to narrow one’s spray; it takes a certain taterhole-mind coordination I don’t think I have.
Try South Africa next time; I needed to be indelicate whilst there, but their toilets are just like ours! Yay!
The answer is NO, obama has never owned a car of his own. He has NO appreciation of the American value of loving muscle cars.
obama has never owned a car. He has never taken a girl to make out in his car.
Apparently he has never had a girlfriend in his entire life, other than his wife. Not ONE single woman has come forward to talk about ever dating obama. Not a single one.
obama has never chopped firewood. obama has never gone fishing. He has never mowed his own lawn. He has never fixed or repaired a leaky faucet, toilet, or unclogged a drain.
He has never ridden a motorcyle. He has never painted the outside of any home or apartment. He has never given up a saturday to help a buddy move out of an apartment.
He has never lifted anything over 50 pounds in his entire life, except his wife’s giant ass. And that was just to push her off him.
He is the ultimate squish. He may or may not have been born in the United States, but he is definitely not an American man.
Necessity soon focuses the mind, you could do it Spacey, I believe in you.
On Korean train from Jin Hae to Pusan, went to bathroom inside passenger car.
The bathroom, unisex, had NOTHING but a nine inch hole in the floor. You could see the tracks whizzing by, and I felt a 35 knot wind blowing in from the hole. I was afraid to drop my drawers, because no lock on the door, no paper, and it was so cold I didn’t want to “prairie-dog” so I went back to my seat and waited till I got to Pusan.
NOTICE: This is NOT a 4-Yorkshiremen setup. It really happened, and that’s the truth. Brrzzzzzzp!
With appologies for the tragectory of the thread – necessity is the mother of retention. Sorry.
Don’t sugar-coat it, Thunder. Let it all out! Tell us how you really feel!!!
They (not conservatives) elected the idiot…we’re all suffering together…as it should be.
Elections don’t have consequences…electing liberals has consequences.
Thunderhawk – I couldn’t have said it better myself. But I think this holds true for ALL liberal men. They only know how to deal in emotion and feelings because they have been emasculated to the point of being women with male equipment.
I’m not afraid to whiz in a hole in the floor, but they don’t have toilets? Seriously?
And I’m supposed to believe it when lefty’s claim the French (and Europeans, in general) are so much more advanced and civilized than the regular American?
Puh-leeze!!
ThunderHawkk #105′
Barry Soebamatoro MAY have owned his own car at one time…..remember back year before last when he was talking about car insurance; he said he crashed his Nissan, went to his agent to get it fixed, they wouldn`t because, as we realized, he had bought only liability ins, not the whole comprehensive package !? Just sayin` !
The rest of your list + more of his “has never`s” I`m in agreement with !
That was back in the old days, maybe they do now, but hey, I was young, poor and drove a rusty old Fiat, so I knew no different.
ROFLMAO!! Literally LMAO!!
In what car was he sitting when he got a BJ for blow?
And the Libs are saying that Americans are soooooo obese and eat more than Europeans.
Excuuuuuuuuse Meeeee! I’ve been to Germany and Italy. Some of those Hausfrauen and Mamas are visible on Google Earth.
I am humbled by your belief in me, but at my age, I think there may need to be some recalibration of certain parts…
c’mon, Hangfire–tell the truth. You were afraid the plums would get bruised on the tracks!
well…….
…..It was narrow gauge.
I’m not gonna give up my 2000 Silverado with 160,000+ miles on it. The gas milage may be only fair-ta-middlin’, but it’s paid for.
Also, it was my first brand new vehicle. When I married Mrs. Tre, I drove her home in it. We went on our honeymoon in it.
Most importantly, I drove both of my children home from the hospital in it.
So, I’ll fork over about $60 to fill it up. Since it’s getting warm now, I can ride my Sportster to work more.
nope, couldn’t get one, no social security card.
Yeah, my Dad stayed at a 4 star Hotel in Turkey in the late seventies. When he got to his room, he had to ask where the bathroom was. He was told it was the door at the end of the hall.
Yes, a common wash basin filled with water for everyone to use and a hole in the floor. I think he said there were magazines scattered around for “paper”.
Americans must have stolen their bathrooms. I think about that often when I am taking my morning shower. How lucky I am.
Um, does that make Michelle the man in the yellow hat?
I remember all the flak George HW Bush took over his supermarket scanner comments circa 1991. Yet, no mention in the leftist media of Obama’s 8-10mpg gaffe?
Thirty-plus years ago I drove a 1969 Mercury Marquis (looked quite a bit like that Lincoln in the pic). It got about 10mpg. Even Hummers get better mileage than that (and they aren’t clunkers).
This is more evidence of the Marxist agenda that the elitist left loves.
My 67 plymouth GTX will get 15 mpg if you keep it under 55 .
I used a hole-in-the-floor bathroom on the Greek island of Santorini. Like most places in Europe, you have to pay to relieve yourself. But instead of a turnstile with a coin slot, there was an attendant, whom you paid for the paper.
Doug,
Your pic you used reminds me of the Chameleon XLE
Absolutely mind boggling how po’ black folk continue to vote for elitist liberal snobs who have no clue what real life is like.
I heard BMW is going to start making the Isetta again. I hope so, Barry would look right in place in one cause he looks so much like Steve Erkel:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z92/69malibu3speed/urkel.jpg
Who is Barry Soetoro?
Wow, you read Greek?
“Soetoro? I have pieces of corn in my stool bigger than him.” Jack Palance
Here ya go BOB … http://www.whirlingpool.com/isetta/soopercool/Isetta.jpg
They should of slammed it!
My wife and I just traded our 2008 Subaru WRX that got 24 MPG on premium gas for a 2011 Subaru Forester that gets 26 MPG on regular. We weren’t suprised when the dealer told us ours was the second WRX being traded in this week. (The WRX is turbo-charged and requires the no-knock formula of the more expensive premium, higher octane, gas.)
A 1953 Hudson Hornet got better mileage than that.
Ah, Santorini, the highlight of the day was a donkey ride up the hill and then back down. Beautiful island.
Thunderhawkk #105:
One of the best Comments ever!
Even the 2 Bush Presidents ran businesses of a sort, and owned things. Certainly they had to sign a paycheck to an employee and even knew what a P & L sheet was. Each could pitch a baseball, too.
Folks forget that after a so-so Yale career W Bush got in to Harvard Business School and graduated. He, at least, understood a lot of real-world things.
Carter ran a small business, and might even have ridden a tractor. Seems to know how to hold hammer. Clinton is so much closer to Obama, the more I think on it. Yet he owned cars and “possessed” many of the girls. Never had a real job; shared experience with The One as a purported Law Professor — actually an Adjunct Instructor at politically connected law schools. Clinton had mysteriously funded trips from England while a Rhodes Scholar (never completed his program) to Sweden and toured by himself all through places like Czechoslovakia, then off limits to ordinary US folks. Obama attended a posh prep school, 2 years at an exclusive California college, Occidental in Pomona, left with reasons unknown and no reports of papers or transcripts, wound up in NYC at Columbia. Both schools very expensive! No transcripts publicly available from Columbia either. On to Harvard Law, which does seem to be officially verified. Billy-Bub Clinton went to Georgetown which is very pricey, too. His mother was an itinerant nurse/anaesthetist who couldn’t have afforded that or Yale Law.
Both men had mothers attracted to lots of men, married some of them, and both men have half-siblings. Clinton’s are uncountable? Biological and adoptive fathers missing/absent.
That’s cool, but this Isetta would really get the green weenies panties in a wad:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z92/69malibu3speed/BMW-Isetta-Drag-Version-3.jpg
This is the Isetta the Dems will let you own:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z92/69malibu3speed/DemocratEnergyPlan.jpg
But he is otherly-experienced. He has ridden a bicycle, had his credit card declined, and ordered lots of his buddies to move out of Gitmo.
What? They haven’t left yet?
Well, ya gotta give him credit….
Unfortunately, those “dismal 8mpg vehicles” are not so mythical. That is exactly what my 04 Dodge Ram pickup has been getting. Of course I rarely drive it anymore – favoring our sons 2011 Sonata that gets in the 30′s on the highway and 20′s around town.
Then again I’m pretty much stuck with the damned thing because no sane individual would BUY it!
My second car was a 1981 Subaru station wagon. Front wheel drive, horizontally opposed 1.6 liter, no air conditioning. Got 40 hwy, 35 city. You didn’t get going fast, but it got you there.
The only person I ever knew who owned an Isetta was the Fuller Brush man from the late 50s – early 60s ! Aqua and white as I recall.
I thought it looked too dangerous even at that young age !
BMW Isetta. Only car I ever saw flip over onto its front.
Hangfire,
Frontwards ?
OT: Who is Barry Soetero?
Given that polls which have tested this question the last year show that an increasing proportion of the population do not believe Obama’s story, the NYDN poll may also reflect these larger numbers.
Laughably, Obama’s continued need to try to defend the indefensible usurpation of the Presidency of the United States is not working. He can joke all he wants, and the so called media will continue to be his ‘depends’, making sure every leak is caught or spun as sweet smelling diapers.
But Americans know the truth. It is a fight for the very existence of our country, and it must be fought with stealth, strategy, and precision. The death of a thousand cuts to this regime is appropriate…and necessary.
http://drkatesview.wordpress.com/2011/03/15/the-pathetic-pretender/#more-5693
Yep. In Germany, ’62 or ’63. At a railroad crossing, two fat German gentleman in an Isetta were passing a slow tractor on the right. Coming up to a RR crossing, the two front tires hit the rails where the shoulder wasn’t to grade. They went from 40 mph to 0 in the blink of an eye. The door (front) was between the two rails. When they opened the door, they had to push the back of the car over to the left. The engine weight helped. My dad was hysterical.
Ha ha ha, I can just see it ! Open the car, the door and steering wheel stay put !
Our Fuller Brush man said he was always afraid his might tip over, stopping on a steep hill…..he had lifted the rear wheels !
We have some pretty steep streets here. One is actually called, Steep Street.
How many MPG does his Limo get? I would bet is is in the single digits.
With his concern for the environment you would think he would want to limit the use of his SUV filled motorcade. As with all liberals, green is just for us, not them.
On the clunkers gas milage thing, as well as the American Man thing, my first car was a 77 Buick LeSabre, 231 OddFire V6. That car could get 28 or better on the highway, carry 8 party-revelers up and down the strip 200 times any given Saturday night, and still fire up the next day. Not to mention, a whole lot of American Steel between me and anyone else on the road at any given time.
Most of us can relate. Our President, I believe, can not.
Even my first car: 289 V-8-powered 1965 ragtop Mustang (ahhh to be young, in college in San Luis Obispo in the late 70s, and at the wheel of my baby, again) got better mileage than that.
My ’04 Dakota – ehhh, even that gets 16mpg. It doesn’t get much use, admittedly. At least not when the primary transportation for Ms Flying Tigress (aka… “Daylight”) gets 38-42mpg -her “900#/1800cc of stealthy Honda motorcycle engineering”
At the risk of triggering a 4 Yorkshiremen exchange, I’ll submit that I would have preferred a hole in the floor of a speeding train to some of the facilities I witnessed in the U.K.
I guess the president thinks that those of us who cannot afford to buy a fuel efficient car are all stuck driving hemi cudas and hemi roadrunners.
Clueless! My first car (’63 Renault Dauphine) got around 30 mpg when fuel was 29 cents a gallon. Put in 2.50 and drive all week.
I’m fed up with this moron in a monkey suit. Or is it a monkey….
Anyway, to all who voted for this simpleton, I hope you’re loving it. I’m well off, so I don’t care much about the price of gas. But I know many who are hurting because of it. This idiot has to go. And 2012 is not coming soon enough.
GM big block (496ci/8.1L) powered trucks and SUVs commonly only get 8 to 10 mpg in the city.
I’ve owned four Jeep Grand Cherokee Limiteds…won’t drive anything else, and this last one has the wonderful HEMI in it….I do it out of spite because I dislike Obeyme and his ilk. I love to say eat my dust when I pass a Prius.
Back when “Cash for Clunkers” was still around, I was visiting my father and driving his old Ford Explorer. I had several people tell me that I should trade it in under cash for clunkers. I politely replied that the MPG on it is far too high for that. Just because it’s big they think it sucks gas…..
It’s interesting that where gas is really highly taxed, there are very few gas cars. They drive deisel cars, because they get twice the mileage! We get almost 60MPG on our Turbo Deisel Audi A4. For some reason you don’t see them in the US.
By the way, in Italy it Deisel is close to $8/Gal and it takes close to $100 to fill the tank. It’s all taxes……
The Republican Party and/or TEA Party should come out with a program for;
CLUNKER POLITICIANS!