Mmm, mmm, mmm: NJ shuts down Barack Obama Elementary School

How fitting that a school named after our profligate, post-achievement president is shutting down thanks to fiscal mismanagement and non-achievement.
R.I.P., Barack Obama Elementary School (hat tip: reader Peter):
The state fiscal monitor who oversees financial operations in the school district Thursday morning ordered the closing of the Barack H. Obama Elementary School as of July 1.
Students next year will go to the district’s two other more modern elementary schools — Thurgood Marshall on the east side and Bradley on the west side.
Bruce Rodman, the monitor, made the decision after the school board in recent weeks failed to support a plan by Schools Superintendent Denise Lowe to reconfigure elementary grades to create early childhood learning centers in the district, a plan which would have kept the Obama school open.
Officially renamed early in 2010 after the president, the building was known as the Bangs Avenue School since it was built a century ago. The state School Development Authority had planned to build a new school to replace the historic building, but has pulled back and Lowe said recently the state would not build a new school.
Reader Peter adds: “Asbury Park’s school system was taken over by the state of New Jersey a few years back (along with those of other underachieving municipalities) for gross managerial incompetence. The state has, in the meantime, poured beaucoups bucks into the district. According to Education.com, the district spends nearly $36,000 per student but pulls in the lowest test rating the site offers.”
Yes they can?
Not any more.
Sing it with me: “Mmm, mmm, mmm…”
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Do they have one named after Barry Soetoro?
This is just golden! Wonder if they will re-name another school for bho? It seems anything bho is involved in goes to he!!.
This must not have been one of the schools that didn’t want bho at their elementary school graduation!
Thanks for the laugh of the day.
L
Perhaps we as a nation can make the same decision in November 2012 and close down the real article. He has earned it…
Financial and managerial incompetence. Sounds like the school was named well.
There’s a joke in there, somewhere…..
I beleive we have just identitifed the location for the Barack H. Obama Presidential Library.
What could be more appropriate?
Can you spell schadenfreude? Probably not.
In Jakarta, I think.
Kenya….. tell me what would that library would contain? All of his papers are sealed, destroyed, lost, etc…
Oh, Lawdy! What about the liddle chilluns?
Well, that’s assuming he really did have any scholarly papers in the first place….of which we have no hard evidence.
There’s a Bill Clinton joke in there somewhere!
A Nun, a ruler and half that would produce some “A” students!
Holy S%*T!!!!
That’s more than 50% of my salary! For $36,000 dollars a year, I could find some nice private schools for all of my kids — combined. And they’d get better educations, too!
His many autobiographies, and millions of close-up photos.
And a locker key to Man Country.
Hilarious. Meanwhile the new George Bush High School down the road is going gangbusters at 2,200 students here in Ft. Bend County.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bush_High_School
And after every bureaucratic and union layer gets its piece of that, by the time it gets to spending on the actual student, we’re probably talking $3.60.
Surely the school will get a bailout?
Kenya’ imagine how this must hurt Barry’s enormous ego?
Who is Barry Soetoro?
If they exist their prose will likely be similar to the prose of William Ayers.
BwwaHaHaHa!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Left-tards!
Tell me, I use to teach at St. Francis in Manoa.
BOB, just for that pun, you get today’s Blue Ribbon!
On March 17th, 2011 at 2:22 pm, Virginia Patriot said:
On March 17th, 2011 at 2:26 pm, hawkeye54 said:
Probably coming soon… at the school where his Indonesian classmates cheered:
Great school, P.
Blue Ribbon?
Sheep Dip!! On St. Paddy’s day, he gets a pint’a Guinney.
I went to a Catholic school for 1st and 2nd grades. My parents couldn’t afford it after that. Some of my friends in High School couldn’t read as well as I. Personally, I believe just those two years of phonics helped me be a better reader than my friends who only had public school.
Agreed, loved teaching there. Loved the kids and I could challenge them. I now have a nephew teaching at Damien.
Hangfire#26,
Speaking of St. Paddy’s day, bho Irish relative isn’t all that thrilled with him as president.
http://nhjournal.com/2011/03/17/president-o’bama-irish-american-relatives-id’d
L
The big (and expensive) joke in Hawaii is that many public school teachers send their kids to private schools.
God loves irony.
Apparently the missus should have been spending time volunteering there. But then that wouldn’t have been as showy would it.
Isn’t $36,000 enough to pay for a year of Ivy League education? How much does it cost nowadays to teach reading, writing and arithmatic? Isn’t there an app that can do that for much less?
Yup, because public schools in leftist held districts exist for indoctination of impressionable minds and sucking up and squandering taxpayer funding for the layers of bureaucracies. Actual, and useful, education in many public schools in blue states really isn’t a priority.
He’s doing his best to recreate a potato blight…
When I taught their I almost quit to deliver the Honolulu Advertiser. My yearly salary was $7000 and the delivery job paid $11 per hour.
I just proved I was not teaching English as I still mix up their and there
What a great pity (not).Thanks, Michelle.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! May the wind at your back not be your own or the rancid breath of a Democrat/nomad union worker.
I still remember being told by my son’s E N G L I S H teacher at Aiea H.S.:
“Meesta H……., your son stay leedle bit slow, yeah?”
12 miles due east of me! Asbury Park has been a hotbed of corruption for nearly 40 years. Was fun back in the 60′s before it went down the crapper. The Bangs Avenue (BHO) School was built before WW1. It probably should be condemned.
My kids don’t know James Madison from James Cameron, but they can tell you all about the illegal overthrow of Queen Liliuokalani, all about Princess Kaiulani, how the Haole’s stole the land from the peaceful Hawaiians, how Hawaii was a paradise until the White Man came, yada yada yada…
Hmmmm, teachers refuse to change, tons of money poured into school and no improvement, hmmmmm sounds familiar. Geese, even named the friggin school after Barry and still squat to show. Yessirreee folks, awards for everyone, no accountability, just one big party. . . . until the money runs out.
I couldn’t have said it better.
Ain’t tenure bootifull?
That’s funny! Everything Obama attaches his name to, seems to go upside-down in short order. I wonder…did the students at that school just show up to be marked present, but not do the hard work, although they had strong opinions about the lessons the teacher was offering? Heh…
Let’s hope the country, as a whole, fares better under his knowledgeable, risk-free guidance.
Mmmm mmmm mmmm, indeed.
Bill Ayers and his Marxist buddies probably have in mind a
Barack Obama Re-education Center.
And those who refuse to be re-educated will be
killed… by the tens of millions.
Everything this guy endorses fails. Global climate deal, Olympics in Chicago, political endorsements, Super Bowl picks, March Madness picks, everything. The personification of the “kiss of death”.
<emLock the doors take the canoli's
Is that like Ah-ight High School, in the Bronx?
“Yo, Homes…yo’ chil’ be failin’, ah-ight?”
Fine, then!
Fairfax County, VA spends ~$12,550 per student on average. (Operations Budget divided by number of students.) (http://www.fcps.edu/statis.htm)
There is no correlation between spending per student and achievement. Unions WANT us to believe that but it isn’t true and never has been.
Save the Republic. Take your kids out of government run schools!
Right on, right_on.
#49
That may be a good thing for us. He’s done nothing but apolgize for America and put us down, so the USA will be ok. He doesn’t like us.
Can’t we have someone shut down Barack Obama’s agenda?
If you pour a lot money in education, or have union teachers, doesn’t mean you are going to get A students.
When The B.O. declares bankruptcy, the ChiComs will close us down.
Kinda’ noticed that? Anyone remember how your stomach churned when MM first posted that feurstunkeduh video? I know ‘I’ do.
I read both stories you linked to and neither of them mentioned this school’s lack of achievement. Neither story mentioned fiscal mismanagement at this school, either.
If we had anybody that wasn’t afraid of being made fun of for pointing out HE IS INELIGIBLE!
My favorite Clinton pun is: Just because Bill and Monica ate fish, doesn’t mean that’s salmon on her blue dress.
Yeah, I spent 12 years in
purgatoryCatholic schools.“Scared Straight” should have been based on that experience.
Wow, what an interesting coincidence that this is happening.
No problem. He reverts to being a black president on Friday.
On March 17th, 2011 at 3:15 pm, WarEagle82 said:
Agree. How much do home schoolers spend per child? I have seen first-hand the result. That should be the model.
{AFLAC duck}: “Half-Black!!”
$36,000 per student? Good grief! What are they feeding them at lunch, Kobe beef and Russian caviar? Mangerial incompetence h*ll, this is grand larceny. The kids would get a better education watching TV all day or helping big brother keep track of his drug business. When can we start sending these people to jail? Please….
tettes,
( Further down )
“Not a single kid in the high school scored in the advanced category on the high school proficiency test. About 72 percent were “partially” proficient in the verbal category, which is a nice way of saying they can’t read.”
The abysmal math speaks for itself.
Midas had his golden touch.
Medusa had her gaze that turned beings into stone.
Obama has his Guided Tongue, when given license to wag, turns prosperity into calamity, and hope into dispair.
Liberal words + liberal misdeeds = the decline of a great civilization, AKA, when the lack of practical experience gets vetted!
!? Does put it in a different ‘light’ I should say? Any atty’s out there? At what point do we cross over into embezzlement?
OFF SUBJECT … Can anyone tell me which seven (7) Republicans just voted not to defund NPR??? I would love to come down on them … even though it passed ….
Jerry
We spend less than $4,000 total out of pocket to home school several kids.
Of course, the leftists would impute an income of $150,000 a year to my wife and claim we are really spending $50,000 per student per year to achieve these results and demand more taxes from us to get to that level!
I think Chappy went to Japan, carrying a briefcase full of business cards.
*Seems that P-BO’s perceived Kenyan Utopia is not working out so well; The black folks could help their cause so much more by naming a school after some truly great Americans, such as Walter Williams, Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell, and Herman Cain, just to name a few!
Don’t forget the teleprompter wing
Maybe bHO Elementary can get a Fulbright subsidy.
I say, boom boom boom now let me hear you say bHO
(bHO)
Blaming the administrators is just being politically correct.
My friend’s mother volunteered to teach inner city children.
She had a mental breakdown and now has to take meds for anxiety as a result.
These inner city kids are often just impossible to work with.
We shouldn’t always blame the teachers or the schools just because students underperform.
Love the upside-down photo, Michelle.
Here’s a better question – Have there been any schools named after World War Two hero and President George H.W. Bush?
I do not believe in coincidences. Poetic justice, perhaps? NO coincidence.
bho and mo are the kiss of death. mo wears a designer something and the designer goes out of business. bho has eliminated all sorts of jobs with the stroke of a pen. High schools don’t want to apply to win the POTUS as a graduation speaker and now a a school named after him is closing. No surprises here. If it were not for the unions, bho wouldn’t care about schools at all. To him an education is something one gets because of affirmative action or lowering the standards so minorities can feel like they have accomplished something. Maybe bho should save taxpayer money used to fund schools and just give all the students a passing report card and put them to work on his campaign. He’s going to need all the help he can get.
Excellent point, but only Liberal Blacks get buildings named after them.
No Crispus Attucks, Matthew Henson, Adm. Samuel Gravely, or J.C. Watts, but I think there’s a Doris Miller Elementary down in San Diego. I know a Navy Housing complex on Oahu is named after Doris Miller.
Don’t be surprised if the next CR is passed at an impromptu emergency session 2:30am on a voice vote. They might even attach it as a rider to a new law banning stomping puppies and kittens.
And The Stupid Party is gearig up to give him all the help they can. Last time they nominated the most despised Republican they could find, the author of the last TWO amnesty attempts. This time they’ll run Romneycare against Obamacare.
Wow. I just checked my previous post, and I am so, so happy to be wrong. Everyone but J.C. Watts has a school named after him. That makes my day!!
Yes, and Michelle, too (remember her dress designer?).
Poor teams that he picked for the final four. They just lost.
Virginia,
Watch this clip of Laura Ingraham interviewing a black conservative:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8OvIwAuUN4&feature=player_embedded
The guy is great, and she is loving what he is saying, except, at one point he says, “he isn’t even sure Obama is an American”. Ms. Ingraham kind of jumps and seems like she wants to cut him off, but he quickly goes on to something else and they continue their conversation. At the end of the conversation she tells the caller how she agrees with him, (except, she says,” the part about Obama not being an America”).
I think she was afraid she had inadvertently broke the code of silence imposed on her to prevent any discussion of Obama’s eligibility, and was making sure she cleared herself before the end of the conversation.
The caller is intelligent, articulate and makes some logical points
You will enjoy the call, and tell me what you think of Laura’s reaction to the quick birther comment by the caller.
These talking heads have all been scared…really badly by, IMO, some kind of threat.
Is the designer Hugh Jass?
Mmm, mmm, mmm: NJ shuts down Bezerk Insane Obowmao Elementary School
Pity that, how will the little ones ever learn to read a teleprompter?
Obowmao: Blame it on Rio!
There is one in Plainfield NJ. Anyone who is familiar with that city knows that it has a huge African-American population and an above-average crime rate.
The place stands out like a sore thumb,the teachers are outside having “smoke breaks” or talking on their phones many times per day.
And, if by chance you drive behind the “complex”, there are a deluge of SUV’s,Mercedes and way too many luxury cars.
BTW, on the sign, next to the BHO Propaganda, it has the symbol for the “Boys and Girls Clubs Of America”.That charitable organization must pay pretty well these days.
It is given funds by the United Way, who is cutting back on heating funds for seniors and low-income families.
How do these instructors afford such lavish automobiles?
Seems just a little screwy to me.
Well done, Governor Christie!!
Now that is the headline I want to see…
A story that brought a smile for a change. This is poetic justice.
Ahh, yes, the Unions – the AFL-CIO – the American Federation of Labor-Congress of Industri
alous OrganizationsbamaDo you think that a USS Barack Hussein Obama might not make it past the harbor buoy before sinking?
Oh, and a Happy St. Paddy’s Day to Barry O’Bama. Erin go, Brah!!
Oh, begorrah….laughing over this most delightful news. NOW, I am ready for that green beer. Any news that makes Obama look stupid is good news. As an American of Irish descent, Happy St. Pat’s Day to everyone.
Great on-site intel. Thank you. Those are the things Dim’s/Libs/Progs will fight you to the death on though!
How do you know they were the ‘teachers’ cars? Did you run the plates and check the registration? How do you know they don’t belong to their fatcat Repub. husbands? ( “the turn” )
This is why I’m so convinced this will spiral ever further down into an “island-hopping campaign” where we’ll be forced to re-take the country one cave/bunker.org at a time. Sad.
Sing it with me: “Mmm, mmm, mmm…
If Obama is eligible, so are the potential sons of foreign despots who hate this country. Take your pick. If Kim Jong Il or Osama bin Laden were to impregnate an American woman who gave birth in the US, that child could be Commander In Chief of the US Armed Forces based upon the precedent set by Obama.
http://naturalborncitizen.wordpress.com/2011/03/12/the-boston-globe-%E2%80%9Cnative-born%E2%80%9D-does-not-equal-%E2%80%9Cnatural-born%E2%80%9D-for-presidential-eligibility/