Captain Kinetic: Pathetic, frenetic, emetic

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 24, 2011 01:02 PM

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March 26, 2009…

Document drop: Whitewashing the “Global War on Terror” out of existence

Yesterday, the Washington Post reported on the Obama administration’s vehement denial that it is backing away from the phrase “Global War on Terror.” The phrase has long been a source of debate and rancor – not just on the left, but also on our side because it omits the important, specific context of global jihad and dhimmitude that we are supposed to be combatting.

Still, “Global War on Terror” is far superior to what the Obama White House has concocted. Despite the denials, military officials have gotten their instructions. A military source forwarded me an internal e-mail trail that illuminates the whitewashing. So long, “Global War on Terror.” Hello, [blank].

To quote from one of the messages below: “There is no ‘replacement’ term offered.”

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—–Original Message—–
From: Sholtis, Tadd Lt Col SAF/PAO
Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:22 AM
Subject: Status of “GWOT”

Sir/Ma’am-The SAF/PAO press desk has received numerous queries from the field this week about whether “Global War on Terrorism” or “GWOT” remains an acceptable term and, if not, what replaced it. At this point, I would not expect an announcement from on high that will provide clarity on this issue in the near future. We will notify you if that changes.

The story in today’s Washington Post…accurately captures the current status of the terminology debate.

About the best we can say right now is that the long decline of “GWOT” as a useful term of reference appears to be speeding up, particularly in interagency and Congressional communication; however, some kind of big announcement on an official switch is unlikely, since it tends to draw the ire of critics who insist we remain at war (recent example, http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=9116). So “GWOT” may just die a slow and quiet death.

Therefore, if units are being pushed to provide guidance to commanders, the PAO recommendation is that there’s no need to update existing documents to eliminate GWOT, but future documents should avoid or at least minimize use of the term. In addition to “overseas contingency operations”-which was an improvised term during this year’s debate on budget supplements-there are enough concise, plain-English descriptions (“current operations,” “operations in Afghanistan and Iraq,” “today’s joint fight,” “irregular warfare,” etc.) that there’s no urgent need for a new acronym. Airmen should be able to explain themselves in writing or speaking in a way that doesn’t require continued reference to either “GWOT” or an official replacement.

V/R

Tadd
Lt Col Tadd Sholtis
Deputy Chief, Current Operations
Secretary of the Air Force Office of Public Affairs

—-Original Message—–
From: Severns, John Capt USAF AETC HQAETC/PAO
Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:45 AM
Cc: AETC PA ALL
Subject: I can’t believe it’s not GWOT!

AETC PA Team,

Please see the guidance below from SAF/PA regarding the use of the term “Global War on Terror” in your products.

BLUF: You may leave the term in old or existing documents. New products should seek to use other terms. Possible terms include the popular-but-unwieldy “Overseas Contingency Operations,” as well as old standbys like “Current Operations,” “Today’s Joint Fight,” and “Operations in Iraq and Afghanistan.”

Please let us know if you have any questions whatsoever.

v/r,

John Severns

Capt. John Severns
AETC Public Affairs

—–Original Message—–
From: Woodward, George R Civ USAF AETC 82 TRW/PA
Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:50 AM
Subject: FW: Use of “GWOT” terminology

Sir–

Thought this might be of interest. We’re getting guidance to move away from use of “Global War on Terror” terminology. I left the whole trail attached, but the bottom line is that we’re supposed to stop using the term, but don’t have to pull it from existing documents. There is no “replacement” term
offered.

V/R
George Woodward
Director, Public Affairs

—–Original Message—–
From: Rosales, Rebecca A Civ USAF AETC 363 TRS/CCS
Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 11:05 AM
To: All 363 TRS Personnel
Subject: FW: Use of “GWOT” terminology

All,
//Signed//
REBECCA A. ROSALES
363 TRS/CCS
520 Missile Rd, Bldg 1025
Sheppard AFB TX 76311-2261

—–Original Message—–
From: Wilson, Stella T Civ USAF AETC 82 TRW/CCS
Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:54 AM
To: All 82 TRW Secretaries; All 82 TRW Executive Officers
Cc: Norsworthy, David W Col USAF AETC 82 TRW/CV; Mannon, Otis G BrigGen USAF
AETC 82 TRW/CC; Sallinger, Kenneth W CMSgt USAF AETC 82 TRW/CCC; Albrecht,
Bryan S SSgt USAF AETC 82 TRW/CCCE
Subject: FW: Use of “GWOT” terminology

ALCON — please see the below concerning the use of GWOT.

v/r
Stella Wilson

Now we can add “Kinetic Military Action” to the ObamaSpeak glossary:

In a briefing on board Air Force One Wednesday, deputy national security adviser Ben Rhodes took a crack at an answer. “I think what we are doing is enforcing a resolution that has a very clear set of goals, which is protecting the Libyan people, averting a humanitarian crisis, and setting up a no-fly zone,” Rhodes said. “Obviously that involves kinetic military action, particularly on the front end.”

Rhodes’ words echoed a description by national security adviser Tom Donilon in a briefing with reporters two weeks ago as the administration contemplated action in Libya. “Military steps — and they can be kinetic and non-kinetic, obviously the full range — are not the only method by which we and the international community are pressuring Gadhafi,” Donilon said.

Rhodes and Donilon are by no means alone. “Kinetic” is heard in a lot of descriptions of what’s going on in Libya. “As we are successful in suppressing the [Libyan] air defenses, the level of kinetic activity should decline,” Defense Secretary Robert Gates said in a meeting with reporters in Moscow Tuesday. In a briefing with reporters the same day from on board the USS Mount Whitney, Admiral Samuel Locklear, commander of Joint Task Force Odyssey Dawn, said, “The coalition brings together a wide array of capabilities that allow us to minimize the collateral damage when we have to take kinetic operations.” On Monday, General Carter Ham, head of U.S. Africa Command, said of the coalition forces, “We possess certainly a very significant kinetic capability.” And unnamed sources use it too. “In terms of the heavy kinetic portion of this military action, the president envisions it as lasting days, not weeks,” an unnamed senior official told CNN Saturday.

The Obama Way: Winning the future…one unwieldy, purpose-evading euphemism at a time.

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Snort. Doug Powers: “If this doesn’t work they’re going to break out the Kinetic Military Action with Kung-Fu Grip!”

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  1. #201
    On March 24th, 2011 at 8:34 pm, prendad said:

    Oh yes, it is very important here to air out the myriad rules on terminology while we are dropping bombs and shooting tomahawks at Libya. Cannot be hurting any terrorist feelings or insulting any fanatic dictators by calling them the wrong “thing”. Hey, why don’t we just tape a sympathy card onto each missile? That should do the trick.

  2. #202
    On March 24th, 2011 at 9:39 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    They can keep the GWOT acronym, just change it to

    Generous
    Wealth
    Outward
    Transfer

    or

    Good
    Wishes
    Optimization
    To Islam

    I guess that would require an extra letter GWOTI?

  3. #203
    On March 24th, 2011 at 10:59 pm, Hiraghm said:

    Operation: Oops, I Did It Again

  4. #204
    On March 24th, 2011 at 11:27 pm, swede said:

    Operation Score Indie Votes By Beating Up Depraved Despots

  5. #205
    On March 25th, 2011 at 12:29 am, Flyoverman said:

    I am wating for Obama to tell us we can have “guns and butter.”

    If you understand this comment you are dating yourself. ;)

  6. #206
    On March 25th, 2011 at 2:44 am, cabrerski said:

    Military action is to kinetic as unionized federal employee is to entropic.

  7. #207
    On March 25th, 2011 at 2:47 am, rocketman said:

    ***
    Operation Stab in the Back.
    Operation Bug Out.
    Operation Sucker Punch.
    Operation Opaque.
    Operation Al Caca.
    Operation Caliphate II.
    Operation Wag the Dog II.
    Operation Dumbo Ears.
    Operation Shining Cowpie.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  8. #208
    On March 25th, 2011 at 8:04 am, mondamay said:

    Ramblingman and Rogue Cheddar:

    Dream Theater lost their world class drummer (Mike Portnoy) in a fairly recent disagreement over tour/recording scheduling. Last I heard he is now with Avenged Sevenfold (kind of a bizarre match if you ask me). I’m sure they have the clout to get another great drummer, but it’s never cool to lose a founding member.

  9. #209
    On March 25th, 2011 at 8:31 am, Truesoldier said:

    On March 24th, 2011 at 10:59 pm, Hiraghm said:
    Operation: Oops, I Did It Again Did I do that?

    FIFY

  10. #210
    On March 25th, 2011 at 9:49 am, swede said:

    Operation Low Bow
    Operation Not Bush
    Operation American Appology
    Operation We Wanna Be Your Friend – No, Really
    Operation Remove Excessive Government Authority – No, Wait
    Operation You’ll Like Us if We Just Communicate Better
    Operation We Feel Your Pain

  11. #211
    On March 25th, 2011 at 9:59 am, Savage24 said:

    Looks like Obama had another kinetic bowel action.

  12. #212
    On March 25th, 2011 at 10:30 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On March 25th, 2011 at 8:04 am, mondamay said:
    Ramblingman and Rogue Cheddar:

    Dream Theater lost their world class drummer (Mike Portnoy) in a fairly recent disagreement over tour/recording scheduling. Last I heard he is now with Avenged Sevenfold (kind of a bizarre match if you ask me). I’m sure they have the clout to get another great drummer, but it’s never cool to lose a founding member.

    I’ve been following that, Mike Portnoy was let go from Avenged Sevenfold and will not continue to tour with them in 2011, and tried to get back in with Dream Theater, but was rejected. Dream Theater has been in recording since January with the new drummer but has not officially announced him but have stated they have a new drummer and can’t wait to announce when they can. Smart money is on Mike Mangini, who will more than adequately fill Portnoy’s shoes, even though I love Portnoy. Portnoy’s ego definitely screwed himself up.

  13. #213
    On March 25th, 2011 at 10:48 am, mondamay said:

    On March 25th, 2011 at 10:30 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    That’s a mess. I’ve been a DT fan since ’93 or so, but I kinda stopped following them the last 3 albums.

    I think you’re right about the ego.

  14. #214
    On March 25th, 2011 at 10:55 am, jlhudg23 said:

    Every time I even start to think about the empty suit in the White House, I feel the need for an anti-emetic.

    In fact, he often appears to have taken a walloping dose of the stuff himself.

  15. #215
    On March 25th, 2011 at 11:47 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On March 25th, 2011 at 10:48 am, mondamay said:
    On March 25th, 2011 at 10:30 am, Rogue Cheddar said:
    That’s a mess. I’ve been a DT fan since ’93 or so, but I kinda stopped following them the last 3 albums.

    I think you’re right about the ego.

    They flew under my radar until 2003 when my oldest turned me on to them by accident. We’ve seen them in Boston every year since. I have all their stuff including a number of DVD’s. They have everything I want for musicianship in a band. They are one of the few bands I’ve ever really devoted much time to other than the Beatles, Steely Dan and a few others. Being a musician myself it takes a lot to catch my interest.

  16. #216
    On March 25th, 2011 at 12:19 pm, mondamay said:

    Being a musician myself it takes a lot to catch my interest.

    What do you play? I used to play guitar.

    Jimmy Page and Alex Lifeson made me want to learn.

    John Petrucci and Paul Gilbert made me want to give it up as I knew I’d never be that good.

    Buckethead makes me want to invent a time machine, go back in time, and smack my younger self for even trying to play.

  17. #217
    On March 25th, 2011 at 12:25 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    I heard several comments yesterday from cable/media/paid/in-the-know? pundits that maybe BHO’s middle east approach is a good one. They cited no pictures of people burning AM flags and BHO in effigy.
    Today, drudge headlines show something different in Libya.

    Is there truth in a can of worms?

  18. #218
    On March 25th, 2011 at 12:32 pm, soxguy said:

    You will hear that stupid phrase “kinetic military action” used in every fortune 500 company boardroom by all the zombie corporate culture drones. They will turn it into one of those annoying corporate PC phrases about tackling business etc……..
    Add it to the list “out of pocket”, “moving forward”, “Switzerland”, “center of gravity(a favorite of the moron CEO of Walgreen’s)” etc…..
    Thank you Ben Rhodes for giving us another term for our American word salad……you are a purveyor of intellectual thought indeed.

  19. #219
    On March 25th, 2011 at 12:36 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On March 25th, 2011 at 12:19 pm, mondamay said:
    What do you play? I used to play guitar.

    I play bass, so I have a love hate relationship with guys like John Myung and Victor Wooten. They really piss me off they’re so good.

  20. #220
    On March 25th, 2011 at 12:42 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On March 25th, 2011 at 12:19 pm, mondamay said:
    Jimmy Page and Alex Lifeson made me want to learn.

    I ran into Alex Lifeson at a Vintage guitar show up here in the Northeast about 6 or 7 years ago. He was really nice and chatty with my buddy and me. Also got to chat with Johnny A from Boston. He’s got some good rockabilly guitar chops. It’s not fair that some seem to have great talent without even trying hard, or it appears so.

  21. #221
    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:00 pm, mondamay said:

    I almost jokingly asked if you had ever run into anyone from Boston when in Boston.

    I’ve been tempted to try bass here lately. Just been too busy with work, marriage, and school.

  22. #222
    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:15 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    Rogue, my son turned me on to a band called Tool, ever listen to them? Really talented.

  23. #223
    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:23 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:15 pm, Virginia Patriot said:
    Rogue, my son turned me on to a band called Tool, ever listen to them? Really talented.

    Oh yeah, I like some their stuff, they craft some decent songs. There are a lot of Tool clones out there now though kind of watering it down.

  24. #224
    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:25 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    While I prefer prog or prog/metal/numetal, I can appreciate the darker stuff from Tool, Opeth, Beyond The Buried And Me.

  25. #225
    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:31 pm, mondamay said:

    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:15 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    Check out “A Perfect Circle”. Maynard (Tool vocalist) was in that group as a side project.

  26. #226
    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:40 pm, mondamay said:

    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:25 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Check out Portnoy’s Yellow Matter Custard Beatle’s tribute band on youtube when you have a few minutes/hours to kill.

  27. #227
    On March 25th, 2011 at 2:15 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On March 25th, 2011 at 1:40 pm, mondamay said:
    Check out Portnoy’s Yellow Matter Custard Beatle’s tribute band on youtube when you have a few minutes/hours to kill.

    Have you got any of Portnoy’s Liquid Tension Experiment or Transatlantic stuff? All good.

  28. #228
    On March 25th, 2011 at 2:16 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    I picked up Portnoy’s Prime Cuts cd not too long ago.

  29. #229
    On March 25th, 2011 at 2:29 pm, mondamay said:

    Have you got any of Portnoy’s Liquid Tension Experiment or Transatlantic stuff?

    I have LTE 1 & 2. It’s great stuff. I’ve heard of Transatlantic before, but I need to check it out.

    I think I like Portnoy as much for his music love and the groups he has put together to pay tribute to all his influences as for his great talent.

    He’s done more side project stuff than anyone I’ve ever seen.

  30. #230
    On March 25th, 2011 at 2:37 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    For Transatlantic albums you need
    Bridge Across Forever
    SMPT:e
    The Whirlwind

  31. #231
    On March 25th, 2011 at 2:53 pm, mondamay said:

    Apparently Neal Morse is in Transatlantic as well. Must check them out, now.

    Thanks!

  32. #232
    On March 25th, 2011 at 4:02 pm, Hiraghm said:

    Well, if the theme has to be music titles, how about operation:

    “The Man with the Gun” or “Cannon Fodder” by Press Play on Tape?

    Or “Airship Pirate” by Abney Park?

    Listening to the lyrics.. “Operation Airship Pirate” may be the most accurate:

    Fires high and the airbags tight,
    foods low but the skies are bright.
    Props spinning all through the night,
    we’re low on cash but seen another target.

    Goggles down, cannons up.
    My blood starts pumping as I drain my cup.
    I give the wheel a spin and turn this girl around,
    We’re way above ground and we’re closing on our target!

    Flying Jib is filled with air
    East India ships filled with despair,
    we even up, her broadsides bare
    our cannons flair but it’s just a show of muscle.

    Steady on, she doesn’t need to burn.
    She tries to flee, she tries to turn.
    Grappling fire, we latch her hull.
    …she’s starting to roll, but we’ve got her on a leash!

    Chorus:
    With a crew of drunken pilots, We’re the only Airship Pirates!
    We’re full of hot air and we’re starting to rise
    We’re the Terror of the skies, but a danger to ourselves now.

    Expendable crew starts to reel her in.
    Our swords are sharpened and we’re ready to sin.
    I’m 3 miles up, we’re about to swing aboard.
    My tethers made of leather so I’m not about to fall here.

    A swish of air and my boots hit deck.
    No cash, no fuel, no – not a speck!
    Grape shots made this bird a wreck.
    And a glance below deck shows a crew of nuns and orphans!

    Chorus:
    With a crew of drunken pilots, We’re the only Airship Pirates!
    We’re full of hot air and we’re starting to rise
    We’re the Terror of the skies, but a danger to ourselves now.

    (bold emphasis is mine)

  33. #233
    On March 26th, 2011 at 9:30 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    If this ain’t enough reason to have stayed out of Libya then nothing is.

  34. #234
    On March 26th, 2011 at 11:02 am, Ellyk said:

    On March 26th, 2011 at 9:30 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:
    If this ain’t enough reason to have stayed out of Libya then nothing is.

    EXACTLY!

  35. #235
    On March 27th, 2011 at 1:02 am, rocketman said:

    ***
    HI BIGFOOT–#201. Back to Physics 101 class for you. Energy=0.5*(M*(V*V)). You have the equation for Momentum=M*V. Different critters.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

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