Maybe a Scar Czar Can Get to the Bottom of This

By Doug Powers  •  April 12, 2011 11:00 AM

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The question of whether or not there’s a scar on President Obama’s head gained wide attention several days ago due to an article in the UK Daily Mail, where they asked the question: Has the president had brain surgery?

Unless there’s some new mobile neurosurgery unit that operates at the turn on golf courses, this is unlikely to have happened recently.

If there is an anomaly there and it’s not a Photoshop of some kind, I’m leaning towards it being a problem with the consistency of his Touch of Gray treatments. There are several other possibilities for what it could be, including another nasty basketball injury, a map of the 8th fairway at Andrews AFB’s south course, or I suppose it’s possible the Associated Press and/or Reuters botched a halo implant.

A couple of years ago I might have thought the alleged scar was a zipper that George Soros used to climb in and out of his Obama suit, but now that Gitmo’s still open, wars are ongoing, there are secret prisons in Afghanistan and the Patriot Act as well as 2001 tax cuts have been extended and deals with Republicans are being made, Obama’s rapidly diminishing base is theorizing it’s a zipper George Bush uses to climb in and out of his Obama suit.

Here’s Anderson Cooper’s take:

(h/t The Blaze)

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  1. #201
    On April 14th, 2011 at 9:29 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    Zipperhead will never release his records unless forced to and the GOP will never force him to because they are complicit in the fraud.

    Both parties, the media, Congress, the judiciary have enabled an ineligible usurper to assume the office of the President. The precedent has now been set for any child of illegal aliens to become Commander-In-Chief.

    Forebearers please forgive us…..

  2. #202
    On April 16th, 2011 at 8:27 am, George said:

    Back door lobotomy

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