Is Chris Matthews Writing Headlines at Politico These Days?
**Written by Doug Powers
From Politico by way of Weasel Zippers:
In addition to 420 seconds in heaven, well-behaved reporters will even get their very own autographed halo to take home. It’s like the Burger King kids crown except covered in Hope & Change instead of fry grease and ketchup (**Disclaimer: Heaven & halo offer void for certain reporters from Texas).
Here’s the appointment book for access to heaven today:
President Obama has more interviews with local reporters scheduled on Tuesday so he can talk about the deficit. He’ll sit down in the Map Room with reporters from a handful of politically important states — Georgia, Ohio, Virginia and Michigan. The White House says Obama plans to “discuss his vision for reducing our debt and bringing down our deficit, based on the values of shared responsibility and shared prosperity.”
“Shared prosperity”? Yikes. Heaven can wait.
**Written by Doug Powers
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His vision. Please protect us from this mans vision.
Obowmao: Here, make youselves comfortable, just let me clear out these March Madness brackets!
More like the 7th circle of hell.
He needs glasses if that’s his vision…
youselves = yourselves (slap!)
I bet these slugs will just be all a tingle to get to be with bho! I wonder if one of the things they must do and sign a certified oath they will not ask bho a hard question?
L
Translations:
Shared Responsibility = Bush’s Fault
Shared Prosperity = wealth redistribution
I believe the affliction is called “pinko eye”.
Let me guess, he is going to use the map room to show the reporters all 57 states….
Whose ‘values’? Not mine, mofo!
Jumble the words a bit:
…based on the shared values of responsibility and prosperity.’
and it sounds like a really good idea. But we know its the furthest thing from a good idea.
oh re-he-heallllyy? He hasn’t talked about it yet. What kind of dim bulb did you guys elect?
The man has figured out yet, that he looks through the wrong end of the telescope.
Isn’t this a quote from Das Kapital?
When you think you’re God…everyone can wait.
It’s a prerequisite of Whitehouse interviews.
His vision is the same as his mother and father’s vision. World communism and Islam as the only religion.
This goes far beyond mere eyesight.
Seven minutes with Obama in front of a TV would be heaven for me.
You should see my list of questions…..
It would be the longest seven minutes of Obama’s life, I guarantee.
Likely….probably signed using a pen filled with their own blood.
fella can dream, can’t he?
Shared prosperity: “Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz all my friends drive….
That’s Newspeak for:
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need
Translation:
“You taxpayers can share the responsibility of providing for the shared prosperity of my family, closest friends and associates and me.”
Obama plans to “discuss his vision for reducing our debt
by increasing spending
and bringing down our deficit,
by increasing spending
based on the values of shared responsibility
except for the 47% that don’t pay taxes
and shared prosperity
except for evil rich people.”
oh, alright..
/sarc
sheesh
John, you called it right. That’s exactly what he’s saying.
Thanks, RC, for setting this up for me.
Maybe they will have to sign a pledge to not ask “O” a hard question, vote and work for “O” in ’12 and hand over their firstborn child.
Shared responsibility = flat 15% income OR sales tax for everyone, no exemptions, no deductions.
Shared prosperity = deregulation and the abolition of EPA, TSA, DHS and the rest of the alphabet soup of regulatory agencies.
And let him finish his answer.
Shared Prosperity .. There is a socialist in the WH.
OT somewhat. Sounds like a campaign op to me. Word is that Barry wants to raise a billion bucks for next year’s campaign. Opponents won’t need to spend even a fraction of that. We just remind people to take a look at the price of gasoline posted on signs in front of the “fueling” stations as they walk by with empty pockets or strolling through the grocery store and gazing at the items they can no longer afford. Point them to the TV where Barry and Moochie are living it up on their dime. That should be all the opposition needs to spend.
With everything Doh’bama says, you need to filter it through an Orwellian translation device:
Shared Prosperity:
White unemployment rises from 4% to 8%,
Black unemployment riss from 8% to 15%.
The logic used is that everyone is equally prosperous in decline.
Yup. These local interviews are nothing but a political tactic for Team Tingle. They know that most of these reporters will not dare say anything confrontational in what is likely their one and only presidential interview.
Ironically though, it would be the reporter that asks the tough questions and demands answers that would get the most notoriety from their interview.
But instead they’ll ask questions like…. “What’s it like to live in the White House?” and “What’s your golf handicap these days?”
Speaking of handicaps, after all these golf rounds the Usurper-in-Chief has played since Usurpation Day, has his game improved any at all ?
and definitely allow the king to answer the question, don’t be cutting him off…unless your a reporter from Texas.
We will never know. bho lies about everything so he probably lies about his golf score too.
L
ChapBix said:
100% Agree! Go ahead and do what you do best P’BO. Shake contributors down for campaign $’s. Probably why he has pal BA out there softening the LSM for foreign donations. No one here is going to give him a dime. Well said, great observations.
(Thanks for clearing that up for us Sir! ) Lol
I’ll bet his score is pre-determined before the first swing:
Obummer to Secret Service agent (acting as caddy) before teeing off:
“Lesse, what am I shooting today?”
Agent, glancing at breifing, “For this course and 9 holes, today it’ll be 33, Mr. President.”
Aaarghh….seven minutes of misery, listening to the Pretender in Chief talk about how we all get to share equally in the misery.
Classic one Rogue. Maybe some of my special ointment gently applied with a hammer will help clear that up.
To listen to him drone on for any lenth of time is beyond misery.
Teh One is now falling back on “managing the public’s expectations”. Gone are the daze of H & C, now he’s down to “It would’ve been f’d up no matter ‘who’ was on watch.
Stuff it Mr. Prez.
“pinko eye”
Best description EVER.
Rogue should have a television show.
Maybe 5pm on Fox?
The Obama administration is trying to make gas prices even worse. Hugh Hewitt (attorney specializing in defending property owners against endangered species lawsuits) has a post on the US Fish & Wildlife’s attempt to add a lizard to the endangered species list. This lizard just happens to live in SE New Mexico and in the two West Texas counties that produce most of the state’s oil. If the lizard is listed, it will mean NO DRILLING there for at least two years.
But I’m sure that’s just a coincidence and not an overt attempt by Obama to share the prosperity with his South American oil-producing friends…
/sarc
I’d watch, as long as he doesn’t dress like Marcel Marceau & pretend to climb a rope
LOL *shivers*
Wait. Chris Matthews can write?
**shivers again**
What we need, then, is a massive number of skilled hunters to hunt down and kill off that lizard species. As soon as it’s extinct, we can drill.
Developers joke in Southern California:
If you find a kangaroo rat knawing on an Indian bone, take both of them and dump them in the ocean out past Catalina Island.
Otherwise, you might as well take the money you invested in the property and dump it in the ocean.
Who knew he could write? The larger question would be: Would it be worth reading? The answer is self-evident.
Ha! I knew you like to watch! Save the shivers for my “naked man locked in a box” routine, it’s a nailbiter!
Late Breaking Headline:
Pat Paulson announced that he’s running for President in 2012.
Oh… wait… I misheard… Ron Paul.
Go Ron Paul!
Oh Rogue,
Please no, not Ron Paul ! He has a few good ideas, but he makes sense for only a little longer than it takes to say, “Ron Paul makes sense” ! He`s a protectionist and off the reservation ! Noooooo !
Considering how bad “Tingle’s” ratings are he’s probably had to take a 2nd job.
LOLOLOL
you’ve done it again–everyone at work thinks I’m mental…
(insert joke here)
Talk about off topic—picture it…Rogue naked in box! Aaargh…not for family viewing!