More incompetent boobs advising Obama on immigration

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 28, 2011 05:26 PM

President Obama is getting serious about border security and immigration. Rilly. Rilly. Serious. He’s called in the heavyweights to help him forge a policy breakthrough.

The heavyweights include night-time soap opera actress Eva Longoria and other ethnic starlets:

President Barack Obama is enlisting Hispanic celebrities, including actresses Eva Longoria, America Ferrera and Rosario Dawson, today to help push plans to overhaul U.S. immigration laws.

The president listed a revamp of the immigration system as one of the top issues on his agenda in speaking to supporters last night at fundraisers in New York.

Emilio Estefan, the husband of singer Gloria Estefan, and Eddie Sotelo, a Los Angeles radio show host, also were among those invited to this afternoon’s White House meeting.

Oh, well. We’ve already got incompetent boobs in charge of homeland security. What’s a few more, eh?


Photoshop credit: Another Black Conservative

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FYI: I’ve tweeted some border security study material to @evalongoria — and I’m offering free copies of Invasion to all of Obama’s new Hollyweird immigration advisers.

BTW: Guess who still hasn’t received White House invites to discuss border issues?

Yeah. Border governors. Because actual experience coping with immigration chaos has nothing on…that:

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  1. #101
    On April 29th, 2011 at 1:16 pm, cheapseat said:

    Obie goes to the experts on everything. College profesors who wouldn’t be employed if colleges didn’t have tenure. Hollywood mensa candidates like Babs ond Whoopi. And Oprah on anything.

  2. #102
    On April 29th, 2011 at 1:55 pm, Phileosophos said:

    I normally agree with you, Michelle, but Eva Longoria is so smoking hot I can’t seem to focus right now. Wait, what were we talking about?

  3. #103
    On April 29th, 2011 at 2:38 pm, JerseyRed said:

    Immigration reform
    Step 1: Build the damn fence!
    Step 2: Operation Wetback
    Step 3: Repeal any and all laws allowing anchor babies.

  4. #104
    On April 29th, 2011 at 2:44 pm, right_on said:

    I used to think that Eva Longoria would only be good for one thing, and it wasn’t acting. But, since her husband, decided to explore other worldly bodies, I can only assume that my initial thought was wrong. She apparently wasn’t good enough at it to keep him faithful. And, there it is.

  5. #105
    On April 29th, 2011 at 4:05 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Some people are never satisfied.

  6. #106
    On April 29th, 2011 at 4:31 pm, Hiraghm said:

    On April 29th, 2011 at 1:07 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    I do not care about Eva’s cleavage, her boobs, or her position on any important issue of the day. It cost my friend 5 years and $7,000 to get her husband to the U.S. with a green card from Mexico(this does not include having to pay some people in Mexico a couple thousand more to process a paper). He is still trying to gain US Citizenship after three years and is a highly skilled master stonemason who speaks English.

    I haven’t laid in 10 years, and I’ll put my skill up against his any day of the week, fat and out of shape as I am. “Master” indeed. I’ve encountered hundreds of alleged stonemasons from Mexico over the years, and every one was a boot. Of course, they came here illegally.

    I’m glad she managed to get him in though… we have such a shortage of construction workers in the U.S.

    I would like to know, however, where they got the money. Oh, and what would it have taken for her to immigrate to Mexico, instead?

  7. #107
    On April 29th, 2011 at 8:38 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Hiraghm #106:
    My friend is a born and raised US Citizen. She is married to a man who happens to be Mexican. He refused to enter the country illegally and waited until he could enter LEGALLY. He has worked for his father and two brothers for almost 40 years. He is terrified of the drug cartels who have threatened his brother because he refused to help them. The brother had to run in the dead to night and could not tell his own family where he was going. My friend married this man at age 50 after they had known each other since grade school. I don’t appreciate your condescending tone about “alleged” stonemason since I have seen this man’s work–so stop blowing smoke. Oh, where did they get the money. Both he and she saved their salaries FROM WORKING TWO JOBS to pay off corrupt Mexican immigration officials. Oh, by the way, why do you think an American wants to emigrate to Mexico with their (and about to be our) DRUG WAR. Gee, you one one patronizing, condescending judgemental jerk.

  8. #108
    On April 30th, 2011 at 1:03 am, Hiraghm said:

    I don’t appreciate your condescending tone about “alleged” stonemason since I have seen this man’s work–so stop blowing smoke.

    Who are you to judge the quality of his work? I am qualified. I’m a fifth generation master MASON, not just stonemason. I’ve seen hundreds of Mexican construction workers who claimed to be “master stonemasons”. “Buried” more than a few, too.

    He is terrified of the drug cartels who have threatened his brother because he refused to help them. The brother had to run in the dead to night and could not tell his own family where he was going.

    Really? Why doesn’t he go to the police? Oh, they’re corrupt too? Why is he coming to my country? When the drug cartels take over the U.S., what country can I run to for asylum? Canada?
    When the war comes here, I’ll have to take a stand and fight. He can do the same and fight for his country.

    Oh, where did they get the money. Both he and she saved their salaries FROM WORKING TWO JOBS to pay off corrupt Mexican immigration officials.

    More money out of the country.

    My friend married this man at age 50 after they had known each other since grade school.

    Really? How did they meet? How did they conduct their romance? Visas?

    Oh, by the way, why do you think an American wants to emigrate to Mexico with their (and about to be our) DRUG WAR.

    About to be our war because we didn’t seal our border and give people like him no choice but to fight for his country.

    I didn’t ask if an American wanted to emigrate to Mexico; I asked what it would have taken for her to emigrate to Mexico? Would it have been cheaper? Sooner? Is her issue being with this man, or being in the U.S.? Which is more important to her?

    Sorry, I’m not emotionally involved in the situation, so I don’t see where we need him in our country.

  9. #109
    On April 30th, 2011 at 7:06 am, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, Was Dora the Explorer not available??!! What a dope(s)

  10. #110
    On April 30th, 2011 at 11:19 am, MaverickThrowback said:

    So the plan is to keep place Longoria on the other side of the fence, hence the flow of traffic will stay on their side ?

    O I C

  11. #111
    On April 30th, 2011 at 11:28 am, Virginia Patriot said:

    We the People of the United States of America have the right to have our borders and our laws respected and enforced.

    Citizens of other countries illegally in our country have no right to demand anything from our government. They most certainly have the right to petition the governments of their home countries for change if they are unhappy with their home country. If they want to be Americans, we have a path to citizenship, more generous than any other nation, and it starts in their home country.

    We need to insist on the equal protection, application and enforcement of the law or devolve into anarchy. Our Republic only functions if everyone follows the same rules. We should not change the laws to accomodate those breaking them.

    If America annouces to the world “We can’t stop you, so come on in” with another amnesty, the deluge will be overwhelming. If 3,000 a day didn’t get your attention, then wait until it’s 10,000 a day. We cannot sustain this influx and survive as a nation. We must speak up and speak to each other about this and not let false claims of racism or bigotry be used to intimidate us into silent assent. America is not Congress’ to give away. America belongs to We the People. Speak to your neighbors, speak to your coworkers, but please speak up to your Congressmen and Senators. It’s O.K. for us to enforce our laws, no really, it is.

    Someone please tell Sen. McCain.

  12. #112
    On April 30th, 2011 at 2:43 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Gee, you one one patronizing, condescending judgemental jerk.

    #108 seems to confirm your suspicions… ;)

  13. #113
    On April 30th, 2011 at 5:00 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    AlohaGuy: Sometimes it’s a waste of time to even try to reason with someone, know what I mean?

  14. #114
    On May 1st, 2011 at 1:47 am, Hiraghm said:

    On April 30th, 2011 at 5:00 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    AlohaGuy: Sometimes it’s a waste of time to even try to reason with someone, know what I mean?

    After that discussion with you I certainly know what you mean…

  15. #115
    On May 1st, 2011 at 4:12 pm, rightwingrocker said:

    No one who voted for Obama or McLame has any credibility in complaining about this issue.

    F.E.T.E.

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com

  16. #116
    On May 1st, 2011 at 8:51 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    On May 1st, 2011 at 4:12 pm, rightwingrocker said:
    No one who voted for Obama or McLame has any credibility in complaining about this issue.

    You’re right, that’s precisely why I didn’t.

    If the RNC manages another amnesty candidate, they’ll lose again.

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