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Superman to Renounce US Citizenship

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By Doug Powers  •  April 28, 2011 10:22 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

Just over two years ago, we were promised by now that the world would be holding hands together and singing songs around a warm, carbon neutral campfire. Instead, even our fake superheroes are giving up Hope:

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DC Comics must have opened a store just down the street from UN headquarters in Manhattan. Expect a big run on the frightening “Lex Luthor gets tried at Gitmo” issue.

In case you’re wondering, after Superman leaves the country, if Jay Carney has his way, Clark Kent’s reporter duties at the Daily Planet will be taken over by Frank Rich.

Jim Treacher at the Daily Caller has the spin of the day:

We all know what this is really about. It’d be one thing if Superman renounced his U.S. citizenship under The Evil George Bush. But we put a black man in charge, and all of a sudden the Man of Steel heads for the exits? Nice try, Kracker-El. You might as well trade in that red cape for a white hood and join the Kryptonian Klux Klan.

Bob Schieffer would like a word with you, Superman.

**Written by Doug Powers

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