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Jobs a Trump Presidency Would ‘Save or Create’

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By Doug Powers  •  April 30, 2011 12:42 PM

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Imagine for a moment that Donald Trump is elected president next year. Sure, there would be plenty of stimulus work for the construction industry what with the new giant “TRUMP” sign that would be put up over the White House, but, as The Donald demonstrated in Las Vegas last week, think of the extra work for profanity bleeper technicians as well:

“They [OPEC] want to go in and raise the price of oil because we have nobody in Washington that sits back and says you’re not going to raise that f*****g price, you understand me?” Trump said.

He later continued his spirited speech saying, “We build a school, we build a road. They blow up the road. They blow up the school. We build another school, we build another road, they blow them up …We build again, in the meantime we can’t get a f*****g school built in Brooklyn.”

Trump, who has previous said he would talk tough with China, upped his own ante, giving the crowd a preview of his conversation with Chinese officials: “Listen you motherf*****s, we’re going to tax you 25 percent.”

That’s the last time Trump will be invited to speak at an elementary school. Just kidding… I think.

A Trump speech to a joint session of Congress would probably be bleeped so many times you’d think you were watching an episode of Jerry Springer except without the dignity. But the 2012 election will be all about the jobs, and to give the profanity bleeper industry a huge boost, vote for Donald F*****g Trump!

Here’s ABC’s PBT hard at work:

**Written by Doug Powers

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