Jobs a Trump Presidency Would ‘Save or Create’
**Written by Doug Powers
Imagine for a moment that Donald Trump is elected president next year. Sure, there would be plenty of stimulus work for the construction industry what with the new giant “TRUMP” sign that would be put up over the White House, but, as The Donald demonstrated in Las Vegas last week, think of the extra work for profanity bleeper technicians as well:
“They [OPEC] want to go in and raise the price of oil because we have nobody in Washington that sits back and says you’re not going to raise that f*****g price, you understand me?” Trump said.
He later continued his spirited speech saying, “We build a school, we build a road. They blow up the road. They blow up the school. We build another school, we build another road, they blow them up …We build again, in the meantime we can’t get a f*****g school built in Brooklyn.”
Trump, who has previous said he would talk tough with China, upped his own ante, giving the crowd a preview of his conversation with Chinese officials: “Listen you motherf*****s, we’re going to tax you 25 percent.”
That’s the last time Trump will be invited to speak at an elementary school. Just kidding… I think.
A Trump speech to a joint session of Congress would probably be bleeped so many times you’d think you were watching an episode of Jerry Springer except without the dignity. But the 2012 election will be all about the jobs, and to give the profanity bleeper industry a huge boost, vote for Donald F*****g Trump!
Here’s ABC’s PBT hard at work:
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Trump lied. He is no conservative. And he is not presidential material. Period.
Let the ‘Noseplugger’ name calling in 5..4..3..2..1
I sure don’t plan to vote for ‘the donald’. Agree happyscrapper, he is no conservative. He swings with the wind as to how it will benefit ‘the donald’ and that makes his about as low as bho, IMO. Both lie and if you can’t trust someone to tell the truth why the heck vote for them?
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A vote for Donald would be as bad or worse than if it were for Obama. I also believe he is part of the Democrat’s plan: Everytime the Dems can’t get their own people to turn out in droves, a big-shot third party candidate just pops out of nowhere! Convenient isn’t it?
Now ‘the donald’ is getting it handed to him from those who want more information on him. jarrett said she would not allow bho’s college transcripts released, so does ‘the donald’ have to release his medical records? Amazing how people can find out stuff on people, but no way on bho!
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/04/30/medical-deferment-allowed-trump-dodge-vietnam-war/
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They found this out about his Daddy
i used to joke about trump buying the cubs, because it meant gold urinals, and leather bleachers. too bad donald does not know how oil is priced, perhaps both he and o’reilly need some economics lessons on world oil pricing.
A caller to yesterday’s The Dana Show mentioned something about a connection between Trump and George Soros when Trump was near bankruptcy. I haven’t taken the time to look into it, but any connection between them is a BIG concern.
In regard to third party candidates, I’ve mentioned it before and I’ll say it again, Robin Carnahan was heard on audio stating to a crowd that she thought third party candidates would chip away at Roy Blunt’s lead, allowing her to win. It worked for her brother Russ against Ed Martin.
I’m sure the Dems will unleash their full arsenal of dirty tricks to recapture control in 2012.
Sorry, Trump. Trying to use the favorite curse word of “the blacks’” Samuel L. Jackson, won’t undue the mess you’ve created with the “was this guy smart enough for Harvard” BS.
Poor baby, looks like he’s losing some of his support. I weep for him.
Candidly until yesterday, I thought Trump was a serious candidate, one that I thought of supporting. But after that display yesterday, and assuming that Trump is no idiot and is aware of the consequences of his public speech, I believe he intentionally made a spectacle of himself to draw away possible voters from him. Perhaps he felt he was becoming a little more popular that he anticipated. Guess he is in it for the pub afterall; just another idiot looking out for himself.
The Donald has served a valuable purpose…exposing the issues that no one else dared (for some reason!) talk about! So, let him take the hit for bringing this stuff up. As long as it gets out into the public eye. As for running for POTUS, I have a feeling he WON’T! He is too smart for that and knows he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance. At his stage in life and with his wealth, he certainly doesn’t need the aggravation!
I mentioned this a few weeks ago, and am posting it again. It’s a link to a Yale class lecture (2007) on Game Theory and in this one and the next one he talks about voting and positioning. (Aside – the lectures are around 1 1/2 hours long, and you may need to watch previous ones to catch up.) You don’t need to be a Game Theory expert to understand why Trump is positioning himself the way he is, and choosing the issues he discusses. (And it may well be accidental on his part to some extent).
Obama is trying to portray himself near the middle – annoying his lefty base – but it’s a smart move. People know better but branding everyone else as a right-winger helps. (“Thanks Karl Rove – your golf invite is in the mail!”)
People also know Trump for who he is – but he has picked middle-of-the-road winning issues that resonate with voters from the far right, through the middle, and into the moderate left. Trump the candidate may be suspect but he has picked winning issues and is busy trying to shove Obama back into the far left position where we know he belongs.
It’s a winning position and strategy – and fairly begs for someone else to seize the day. Where is this someone else?
It’s enough to make Boehner cry.
It’s been fun watching the reaction to Trump.
He ‘s not really going to run.
Sure has gotten a bunch of undies in a knot, though.
Some jobs in the next 18 months for private investigators for all kinds of Obama and his family’s records. Thanks OKLoyalist #6. The liberal press won’t do it, but they are losing jobs. Least likely to get jobs are Journalism-school kids. If nothing else, Trump has employed P.I.’s.
Perhaps our resident lawyers will know … is a marriage (Stanley Dunham’s) legal if done in the US to a man who already has a wife in another country? I guess bigamy and trigamy is OK in Kenya and Muslim countries, the Prophet had many wives at a time. But Hawaii?
Was it his mother’s youth (under 18 at conception) or his bastardy that kept the record sealed?
Since he first appeared from obscurity, I’ve hoped someone could “follow the money.” Were his Kansas grandparents wealthy enough to afford an elite prep school in Hawaii? And the private, exclusive Occidental College in Pomona? Certainly summer jobs organizing communities couldn’t pay for Columbia University… a very pricey place. Whose money? Just like BubbaClinton, who paid for his trips to Sweden and Czechoslovakia while studying in England?
Was the big O at Columbia on a basketball scholarship?
Really? Does Hillary know you’re calling her Samuel L. Jackson?
Herman Cain is in the running. He needs more name recognition. But he is definitely working on it!! Get his name out there! The media (yes, even FOX), seems to be ignoring him and I don’t know why. He is definitely conservative, a successful businessman, smart, articulate, everything we are looking for! Oh, and did I mention, he is black? So this time, we can play the race card right back at them!
Good point.
On April 30th, 2011 at 2:30 pm, AlohaGuy said:
I’ve never heard Hillary roll out with m’ efer. It probably sounds horrible coming from her.
But nobody can make that fun word flow, quite like a brotha.
Samuel L Jackson says it best right now.
Richard Pryor said it better than anybody.
I truly believe that Trump is a democratic plant to make the conservatives/republicans look bad and put odumbo back in the White House. He has given too much money to democrats for my liking and isn’t it interesting that the birth certificate was released after the Donald starting making a big deal over it…could it be a set up?
Have you noticed that odumbo is out there campaigning and we have NO conservatives or republicans doing the same? We need someone to go up against Barry and hit him hard on the issues and we need it now.
Bret Bair Fox news has had Herman, along with many others who might run for president on his show to get their views. Cauvto has him on his show many times also. Neal Boortz has him on his radio show, so Herman is getting some exposure. The msm probably won’t have him on for whatever reason they can come up with. I really like Herman, but I hate to say I don’t think he will be able to win. It would be a hoot to have Herman debate bho on economic issues, Herman would eat bho’s lunch!
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So what is worse, a filthy mouth or a dope smokin, coke snortin POS?
Hey, you get both with Richard Pryor!
Sadly, #17, Cain’s phone number is not even in the RNC’s address book let alone on speed dial. He doesn’t fit the mold. No political office on his resume’. Doesn’t suck up to the media. The list goes on.
Has the RNC produced anyone worthwhile in the last 4 years ?
Cain/West
West/Cain
Who’s going to jump off a Clydesdale to hop onto a jackass just before a big battle?
DT is like a bull in the china shop. Getting things all stirred up. I’ve heard that bulls have very large cajones. It is gonna take an R with a large sack full to win in 2012.
Right now, the Obama machine is raking in the money with which they can use to buy a large set of snips to neuter any R that comes into view.
Your are right #19, where the hell is the GOP?
Aloha Guy has pegged it. Trump is trying to appeal to a broad demographic, and it’s working to a certain extent.
O’Really said on his show yesterday, something like, “Can you picture any other President saying that? I mean, behind closed doors, sure, but in public?”
That is what people are finding appealing. Trump appears to say what he thinks in front of We, The People, not in back rooms making deals behind our back without our consent. Almost everybody of all political stripes is tired of the disconnectedness of the government.
And, as I say so often, context is everything. He’s not saying “m-f-” just for shock value in the middle of a sentence. He’s saying it as an insult to the Chinese, in comparison to the emasculated policy we have toward them currently (the policy O’Really advocates).
He’s sounding masculine and aggressive, and that is resonating like a faint echo of President Reagan.
There’s an old Warner Bros. cartoon, where Bugs poses as Teddy Roosevelt and says, “I walk softly and carry a big stick.”.. Yosemite Sam comes up and, brandishing a larger club, shouts, “Well I talk LOUDLY and I carry a BIGGER stick!”
Trump is trying to be Yosemite Sam.
Michele Bachmann still has my vote, for now.
This is one big BLEEPing deal
Oh wait, we already have a politician in the white house who we have to bleep too.
So how will Trump be a change?
Hey, is there any law that says a person can’t run for two offices at once?
Then WaterBoyz signs could be either:
West/West
or
Cain/Cain
With Trump having made the phrase “YOU’RE FIRED” famous, I wonder how many jobs people will actually have in his presidency?
At least if you’re laid off you can collect unemployment, but fired means significanly less chance of even having that.
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I guess you’re not a fan of the great Richard Franklin Thomas Lennox Pryor III. Oh well.
But, um, I think you actually mentioned 3 issues.
And what does POS stand for?
Nevermind. I don’t wanna jack this mutha—–n tread!!!
I don’t know why not, if the conservatives and the Tea Party get behind him!
I agree with everyone, though, that the conservatives better jump on the bandwagon very very soon!!! They are wasting time and we are running out of it. I know why no one wants to declare. This is going to be a cat fight and the conservatives are going to get scratched up very badly.
Obama
How would the Trump presidency create or save jobs?
This is a guy who’s famous for making the words “YOU’RE FIRED” a household term.
At least if you’re laid off you can collect unemployment benefits.
But if you’re fired, there is singifantly less chance of that happening
I smile when I try and think of Barry dropping the MF bomb during an appearance. I don’t think he can pull it off.
Whoever contributes to the most unemployment INSIDE the Beltway is going to get my vote.
Let me stipulate that I do not appreciate crude language. Our frail sensitivities aside, what was Donald Trump up to last night?
Donald Trump knew today was a tough day to squeeze into the news cycle. There was the weather tornado sucking up homes and attention, a space shuttle launch (cancelled), another Obama publicity stunt to pretend he cares, and a massive wedding that nearly melted the internet. Trump understood he needed a hook to wiggle his way into the news
Trump knows Big Media wants to squeeze him out of any and all news programs. Big Media wants the narrative that post-birth certificate Donald Trump is no longer a player. Donald Trump knew he had to squeeze into today’s news cycle or else he would be consigned to oblivion.
Bill Clinton had the same problem in 1992 as his campaign for president faded to third place behind Ross Perot and George H. W. Bush. Bill Clinton, in a widely mocked (by Big Media) publicity stunt, put on some shades, grabbed the saxophone, and wailed that wild sax on the Arsenio Hall show. Bill Clinton got attention and fought his way into the news cycle and the presidency.
Donald Trump needed a publicity stunt to get in the news cycle too. It was a tough news cycle to bust a move in but Trump managed it. In ’sin city” Trump dropped the dreaded F-bomb. Trump got into the news cycle and on coveted spots in the network evening news.
Attention for bad behavior, true, but Pravda didn’t succeed.
I dunno. I wish the other more “refined” candidates were as candid and reactive as Trump. (for me once the closest was Fred Thompson). It’s his demeamor that’s the pits, otherwise I wouldn’t mind having a proven bounced-back-billionaire having a go at the WH these awful job/energy times, especially in light the GOP’s current lackluster crop, which is well staring a 2nd term OB in the face…
James Greenidge
Queens NY
Trump may not be a ‘conservative’, but can anyone tell me which republican is? I sure as heck can’t deal with anymore conservatives in the vein of Bush or McCain. With conservatives like that who needs liberals?
Trump is not a real conservative. Herman Cain all the way. He is a true conservative who can do the job.
I’m beginning to wonder this too. I would be interested in a possible Soros/Trump connection. Didn’t Immult (sp?) from GE get some huge tax breaks from King Hussein? Is Trump looking for a sweetheart tax deal too? I don’t put anything past political corruption in this country anymore. Trump was trying to woo the tea party? He knows they are made up of professionals who would not appreciate that kind of behavior.
I think it as a strong possibility that McCain was paid to campaign for BHO while he was pretending to run for president in 2008. Trump maybe is this next election cycles McCain.
Three F-bombs in a stump speech. Why not use four or five S-bombs next time? How about his draft dodger past or present day germophobia? Seriously, I think the only thing Trump has ever driven around a block for is money — money, money, MONEY.
Another bonehead politician (I guess that’s what he is now) who doesn’t have a clue about economics. He’ll do well
That’s two of of us, now if she would like all the other hopefuls, make a stronger stance on illegal immigration. she is the best so far with a B-, not nearly enough for me.
This is fun on a boring Saturday afternoon…
(I had more Moby Dick quotes, but I didn’t want a visit from the FBI just for the sake of amusement, so much has America become Soviet…)
Take me to Room 101 today. I will never love Big Brother.
sigh Time to get back to work.
People are impressed with how Trump went after Obama on the BC subject and how repubs need to hammer Obama in a similar manner.
Two points on that.
The MSM made sure the subject was always brought up thinking it would make him look silly. It backfired instead.
Republicans can not go after Obama and his policies they way Trump can. The MSM will not give them the same face time as Trump.
I say its bout time we had someone who spoke honestly, I don’t care if he curses, most of our past and greatest presidents weren’t smooth talking boot lickers. And I didn’t see one thing he said up there, that wasn’t true. Most likely will kick off WW3, but I’ld rather go out with a bang than a socialist whimper, and who knows might just win, or some forced isolationism, may force us off of the thrid world teat, and back into farming and home grown industry.
He might not be a huge conservitive, but he’s more honest than Romney, smarter than Palin, and not as bat s**t crazy as Ron Paul.
Who else do we have? Sure maybe its a sour win, but we get the system we deserve.
I thought Trump looked about as Presidential as a 15 year old stuck on himself.
Obama looked about as stupid.
Dick Morris must have been really thick skinned.
Patton swore like a sailor, but we couldn’t have won the war in Europe without him. He was the most competent general we had in-theater.
We had Eisenhower for supreme allied commander, and later President. He was known for his ability to schmooze. I hate to think of the damage his “coalition building” did during the war and after, particularly in the precedents it set.
Given a choice of a leader, I’ll take Patton and his cussing any day of the week over any Eisenhower-type.
I don’t want to go all conspiratorial, but I tend to agree with your logic. The biggest problem I can see right now is the fact that the same ole tired faces are showing up for the campaign. Cynicism on my part tells me it’s ‘someone’s turn’ to get the nod.
The Mainly Socialist Media™ picked McAmnesty for us in 2008. This primary business needs to be changed too. McAmnesty was bottom on the totem pole, out of money, no one interested (when I went to bed). Next morning, voila! McAmnesty is our man. Soros really works fast… but I digress.
The socialists know they are between a rock and a hard spot if the GOP finds someone with enough gumption to get in Obama’s face. Otherwise, it’s ‘Look at the shiny object here!” Dims are relying on the short attention span and just plain apathy of voters to win this next election. They also have SEIU/ACORN and all the other union organizations they are beholding to in order to raise the dead to vote.
This is why I say Bust the unions, starve the money laundering arm of the socialist democrat party!
Or ‘knickers in a twist’ as they would say in Jolly Ole…… you know the rest.
I’m pretty sure his corpse (not to be confused with corpseman) would politely refuse the offer to campaign.
Is Moochelle Obama running?
A Very insightful observation….
White House Correspondent’s Dinner= Gold this year. Obama’s sense of humor > The Donald’s
more like waddling…
That’s not fair. I’ve never seen her move faster than a
lurchshamblewalk.The POS POTUS acted like a spoiled, vindictive child, using the bully pulpit to make mean-spirited remarks and extending them far far past anything resembling good taste. They were also not one bit humorous, nor were they intended to be by this man…but he did laugh at his own so-called jokes. Sigh.
As for Meyers…he is the most UNFUNNY “comedian” I have ever heard! That crap is done for shock value, not laughs. Most of the laughter was uncomfortable and embarrassing.
How far we have fallen, where this kind of humor is acceptable at a very expensive dinner filled with “journalists” and others who are supposed to be a bit more dignified.
By the way, the dinner’s purpose has always been to “roast” the POTUS. Instead, he was given compliments and the only person roasted was Donald Trump. Classless, tasteless, infantile.
Have I made myself perfectly clear?
I thought he was POSOTUS
Trump can use whatever language he wants. I honestly don’t give a s***. For the bottom line, I’m with Scrappy …
Of course, neither is anyone else seeking the nomination. Unless conservatives change and refuse their votes to non-conservatives, America as the Founders intended it is dead.
I hope the wake-up call comes in time.
RWR
http://www.rightwingrocker.com
FIFY
Obeyme tried to be funny…glad I missed it.
Or me? I know I’m not a politician, but I do love to mofo out sumbody ever’ now & then.
Nigga’s got spunk.