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By Michelle Malkin  •  May 16, 2011 02:37 PM


Teach Me How to Dougie!

One of the members of the rap group that came up with the 2010 one-hit wonder “Teach Me How to Dougie” died in a drive-by shooting this weekend.

He went by the moniker “M-Bone.”

The First Lady Michelle Obama was recently seen doing the Dougie at a “Let’s Move” event with kids (starts at :32 in the video) — a fact being mentioned in every one of M-Bone’s obits:

To mark M-Bone’s passing, let’s all reflect on his profound contribution to the arts and culture, most recently popularized by the First Lady. Without further ado, the uncensored lyrics to “Teach Me How to Dougie:”

Aye! aye
Teach me how to dougie (aye!)

They be like smooth (what?)
Can you teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
Cause all da bitches love me (aye)
All I need is a beat that’s super bumpin
And for you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!
Put your arms out front, lean side to side
They gonna be on you when they see you hit dat dougie right
Aint nobody fuckin wit my bro from morningside
He go by bubba and he hit dat dance like thunder
I aint from dallas but I d-town boogie
I show my moves off and everybody tryna do me
I leave da function and all da ladies tryna screw me
You just do you and imma do me(all day)
niggas love to hate so they try to screw me
bitches be stuck to me I think they tryna glue me
I make the party shine bright when it started gloomin
Dis beat was bubble gum so I had to chew it

Teach me how to dougie
Teach me teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me teach me how to dougie
Everybody love me
Everybody love me
Everybody love me
You aint messin wit my dougie!

My name is young!
For da dudes who don’t know me
I know I’m from da west but I can teach you how to dougie!
Step up in da club and all these bitches bug me
All da boys dancin and none of them know me
I hear da crowd screamin like “aye! get it brody!”
So I’m on my shoulders and I take it real low
Dey like “how we do dat?” he can dougie on the floor
And when ya nigga stop they like “dougie somemore!”
I’m like your boy kinda tired and, I pass it to da bro!
M-bone! show these cats how to do dat down south dance
Dat we learned a lil too fastand bought it to da hood
And got da whole crew askin…

Teach me how to dougie
Teach me teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me teach me how to dougie
Everybody love me
Everybody love me
Everybody love me
You aint messin wit my dougie!

Teach me how to dougie
T-teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
T-teach me how to dougie
Everybody love me
Everybody love me
Everybody love me
You aint messin wit my dougie!

Back of the party ion really like to boogie
I’m just tryna get bent and meet a thick redbone
(Mmm) she do her dougie and everyboy hatin but I’m bout
To ecsape with a bitch and head home(fuck it)
She bout to dougie and hit wit 2 hands
And I run it run it even if her legs long yaaah
She like you my hubby and I think she love me but,
I change then subject and I do my dougie
But, ion give a fuck, blow trees, get money
Leave 2 heifers feinin like sum playboy bunnies
Dey gon make us do da dougie in da middle of da dance
And when I asked for some head da bitch looked at me funny
Bye! bitch you can’t tell me nothin starr baked da beat
And I just took it out the oven, I just hit the dougie when everybody
Clubbin and I hate skinny jeans cuz da burner keep rubbin! (oh! )

***

Fellow rapper “Twista” pays tribute:

“#RIP to the homie M-bone from cali swag,your family is in my prayers. you got the whole world doin a dance thats what you call a #legacy”

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