**Written by Doug Powers

Now that Sarah Palin’s “Hey you guys dating Meghan McCain, look over here! WHOOO!” bus tour is under way, Meghan’s dating life is only bound to keep going south:

Jay Leno: Are you dating anyone?

Meghan McCain: No. I’m in, like, dating Babylon. Like, I go on dates with men and, literally, like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn’t put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin. And they just want to know gossip, and I’m just kind of taking a little hiatus from dating right now, because I just don’t want to talk about Sarah Palin.

If Sarah runs for president, McCain might as well go ahead and join a convent.

Here’s the video in its full glory. I counted 13 “likes” in the first 45 seconds — that’s one “like” every 3.46 seconds, which I do believe breaks the record held by Moon Unit Zappa. Congrats, Meghan!

Why am I guessing that it’s not the guys who mention Sarah Palin first?

(h/t Weasel Zippers)

**Written by Doug Powers

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