Spinning Weiner: “I can’t say with certitude” that the package is mine; Update: Jokes to female reporter about being “a little stiff,” more lewd jokes for the press; Update: Weiner and CNN, take two

By Michelle Malkin  •  June 1, 2011 02:05 PM

Scroll for updates…another press interview w/CNN expected in 4pm Eastern hour…

I’ve been tasked with talking about Weiner-gate on Hannity tonight. If you tune in, make sure your kids aren’t watching. It’s getting lewder and cruder by the moment.

NBC’s Luke Russert asked the tweetaholic congressman point-blank this morning if the crotch shot was his, and his Clintonesque answer was:

“I can’t say with certitude” that the pic is mine.

Click on the image above for the video clip from RCP.

How do you not know what your own, er, junk looks like?

Perhaps his many other tweet-hearts can shed light?

Ick.

***

Fun fact: Per Debra J. Saunders, Fox notes this morning that former GOP Rep. Christopher Lee’s Craigslist fiasco received three times more coverage than Weiner-gate.

I think that’s rapidly shifting.

Another Weiner train-wreck press conference is expected later this afternoon.

Drinking-game participants: Take a shot every time he says “debt ceiling,” “Clarence Thomas,” and “jackass.”

***

Update: Washington Times reporter Emily Miller was part of a group of journalists who tried to question Weiner on Capitol Hill.

She writes on Twitter:

I asked Anthony Weiner if there are photos of him half-dressed out there. He said “if you’ll forgive me, I was a little stiff yesterday…”

Anthony Weiner made about six penis jokes while talking to reporters, standing outside the House floor. He has NO RESPECT for the office.

He said “is there a Weiner joke that hasn’t been made in this case?” I said to him, “YOU are making them all!” I need a shower.”

***

Update: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer is no Megyn Kelly, unfortunately.

Weiner sat down with the anchor for mostly softball questions and few hard follow-ups.

1) Weiner says directly that he did not send the pic to Seattle college student Gennette Cordova and she did not receive it. Refuses to confirm that the pic is of him.

2) Blitzer: “You would know if this is your underpants.”

Again, Weiner worms out of direct answer. “Sometimes these things happen…When you’re named Weiner, it goes with the territory.”

Interesting word choice. Weiner now refers to the photo as “spam.”

Blitzer: “Have you ever taken a picture of yourself like this?” Rep. Weiner: No answer.

Describes lewd photo as a “randy picture.” Brags again about the number of followers on Twitter he has gained.

Blitzer asking about Weiner ‘s #thats545inseattle hashtag. “Pure coincidence.” Can’t explain why he picked Seattle.

Blitzer asks about porn star Ginger Lee, who has received direct messages from Weiner. Weiner called the message “pro forma.”

Blitzer asks about Weiner deleting all his photos on public photo-sharing service yfrog.

Weiner’s answer is incomprehensible. Hesitates before denying that he asked anyone to delete photos on his behalf.

Blitzer: “Are you protecting anyone.”

Weiner: “Yes, my wife.”

Maybe a little late for that.

Next: Weiner refuses to apologize for calling CNN producer a jackass.

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  1. #101
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:07 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Hey Michelle, maybe you could get Hannity and the gang to sing this:

    I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
    That is what I truly wish to be
    cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner
    everyone would be in love
    oh everyone would be in love
    everyone would be in love with me

  2. #102
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:09 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    NBC’s Luke Russert: If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?

    Anthony Weiner: Tumescent!

  3. #103
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:09 pm, jsr said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 3:41 pm, Lindsay said:

    I am expecting Weiner to flee in a white Bronco any moment now…

    LOL!. Maybe he will also announce that he is personally going to supervise a search for the perpetrator of this hacking, er, prank and will not rest until justice is done.

  4. #104
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:12 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    Thanks every body for sending me the link to the picture. NOT!

    Finally found it via ACE of Spades…

    nuttin about nuttin …

  5. #105
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:22 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Rogue Cheddar said:
    NBC’s Luke Russert: If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?

    Turgid!

  6. #106
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:26 pm, spaceycakes said:

    he’s fortunate that Chris Hansen wasn’t on the other end of the twit-chat. We’d be seein’ weiner on Dateline!

  7. #107
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:27 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:22 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Engorged!

  8. #108
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:28 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:00 pm, Flyoverman said:
    @Happyscrapper,

    I think the newly married Mrs. Weiner is in need of one of your skillets.

    I doubt at this point she will need the Book of Instructions.

    :grin:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:12 pm, GladzKravtz said:
    Thanks every body for sending me the link to the picture. NOT!

    Gladz…I would have linked it for you if I had remembered where I saw it! I just thought it would be everywhere by now. Apparently, it shrank from view.

  9. #109
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:31 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    cicerokid said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 3:04 pm, NJ-Aviator said:
    max said: #39
    Yes. I hope that point is made. What the hell is an elected official doing taking snapshots of his package????

    Erected. Erected official.

    LOL.. good one.

    Oh the hits keep on coming.

  10. #110
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:33 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    Gladz…I would have linked it for you if I had remembered where I saw it! I just thought it would be everywhere by now. Apparently, it shrank from view.

    Know you would have Happy.
    A file size that small is easy to misplace – on the internet.

  11. #111
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:33 pm, sd6104 said:

    Wieners latest press conference here:

    Summary:
    Q: Was that your junk in the picture?

    A: “I can’t say with certitude” I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know if that is my junk, if that indeed wasn’t my junk. Even if it wasn’t my junk I would have to know it was. That’d mean I’d really have to know that is was my junk.

  12. #112
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:42 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:07 pm, prendad said:
    Hey New York City Citizens, this guy wants to be your mayor!!! Aren’t you excited. . .he sure is, and he’ll be glad to show you via twitter.

    So, this guy wants to be Mayor of NYC. I remember Guiliani, I was a friend of Guiliani, and Tony, you are no Guiliani! You are just a weiner. Kiss that job goodbye. Ain’t gonna happen.

  13. #113
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:48 pm, sicoit said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 3:46 pm, GladzKravtz said:
    Of course, there’ll be no pressure for him to resign and have a special election. Such things are only for Republicans.
    That’s why I stick to something I said on another thread that the next time a Repub. is accused of any misdoing, before they even think about resigning they need to state that they will resign when people like Weiner, Waters, Rangle etc.. hit the road with them.

    T.H.I.S.! Well said GladzKravtz, well said and I heartily agree!

  14. #114
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:51 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Rogue Cheddar said:
    NBC’s Luke Russert: If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?

    Musth!

  15. #115
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:56 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    sicoit said:

    Thx sicoit!
    Every once in a while I can R-TIC-U-LATE.

  16. #116
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:57 pm, Sly2017 said:

    “Please….. That’s like claiming someone broke into your house and stole all of your cotton balls.”

    Well, I don’t know about cotton balls but everytime I do laundry someone breaks into my dryer and steals one sock.
    O>:~}

  17. #117
    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:58 pm, sicoit said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:42 pm, happyscrapper said:
    So, this guy wants to be Mayor of NYC. I remember Guiliani, I was a friend of Guiliani, and Tony, you are no Guiliani! You are just a weiner. Kiss that job goodbye. Ain’t gonna happen.

    I don’t know about that happyscrapper, there are some mighty weird weiner/rangel/bloomberg (need I go on?) lovers in the city…..as far as they’re concerned, the weirder the better. Ugggghhhhhhh

  18. #118
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:00 pm, sicoit said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:56 pm, GladzKravtz said:
    Thx sicoit!
    Every once in a while I can R-TIC-U-LATE.

    And you talks real good too! :-)

  19. #119
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:01 pm, Green eyed Lady said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 3:50 pm, happyscrapper said: I’ve seen the picture, but I can’t remember where!!

    Here you go…
    http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/05/gen

  20. #120
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:03 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 4:42 pm, happyscrapper said:
    So, this guy wants to be Mayor of NYC. I remember Guiliani, I was a friend of Guiliani, and Tony, you are no Guiliani! You are just a weiner. Kiss that job goodbye. Ain’t gonna happen.

    Ahh…. I don’t know. NYC is full of loons. Depending on who he’s running against, he could potentially win. Pelosi would easily win here.

  21. #121
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:05 pm, passingruffian said:

    I was wondering why the Wreckovery thread died so quickly. Now I know. Wiener talk is back!!!!!!!

  22. #122
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:05 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    Well, I don’t know about cotton balls but everytime I do laundry someone breaks into my dryer and steals one sock.

    Some of y’all should be writing for SNL etc. … um, ???

  23. #123
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:08 pm, 123upnorth said:

    I don’t see the importance of finding out whether Weiner did or didn’t send a picture of his weiner to the university student. He obviously did, but so what?

    Obama raised online donations by having his campaign turn off the visa/mastercard address/indentity verification safety measures. That received much less attention that a picture of a guy’s package!!

  24. #124
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:10 pm, passingruffian said:

    Russert: is that your weiner, Weiner?

    Weiner: That depends on what the definition of weiner is.

  25. #125
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:11 pm, spaceycakes said:

    yeah, 123, it’s not like it was bukkake or anything…

  26. #126
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:12 pm, Hangfire said:

    Maybe Weiner could do a special for the Discovery Channel.

    Maybe a special about salt-water fishing?

    You know, a cod piece.

  27. #127
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:12 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    123upnorth said: Obama raised online donations

    Wait!!
    123, are you saying Weiner was thinking about using the picture to get online donations for his run for NYC mayor???

    oh..

  28. #128
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:12 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Erected. Erected official.

    Is mandarin your first language?

    It’s e – l – e; not e – r – e.

  29. #129
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:13 pm, Hangfire said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:11 pm, spaceycakes said:
    yeah, 123, it’s not like it was bukkake or anything…

    Ewwwwwwww.

    Mustard or relish, but not icing, please!

  30. #130
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:14 pm, passingruffian said:

    Maybe Ted Baxter and Tanya Whatshername should do a body language segment on this.

  31. #131
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:15 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Spacey – you’re so bad, especially considering your age. I had to google bukkake to find out what it meant. My virgin eyes are stinging! Oh, how will I unsee what I have just seen?

  32. #132
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:16 pm, sicoit said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:12 pm, 123upnorth said:
    Erected. Erected official.
    Is mandarin your first language?

    It’s e – l – e; not e – r – e.

    Oh no you di-int! Seriously??????

  33. #133
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:21 pm, spaceycakes said:

    you’re so bad, especially considering your age

    I don’t know how to take this.

  34. #134
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:21 pm, lariviere said:

    I’m seriously starting to wonder if he has psychological problems.

  35. #135
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:22 pm, Green eyed Lady said:

    I’ll be watching tonight, Michelle.
    If anyone can expose this nasty, little weiner it’s you.

    Hate to see him become Mayor of NYC. Why
    are we paying these perverts to represent us in Government?
    Weiner is unworthy of ANY office, and it is time the American Taxpayer booted out ALL immoral and unethical politicians , regardless of party.

  36. #136
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:23 pm, Ellyk said:

    Tiger suits and pup tents… those dems sure have some real weiners.

  37. #137
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:24 pm, Hangfire said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:15 pm, 123upnorth said:
    I had to google bukkake to find out what it meant.

    Don’t google it. Answers.com it.

    Read the Boy Scout Manual or a “Little House” book to ease the pain. Your eyes, while no longer virgin, will begin to recover.

  38. #138
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:30 pm, 123upnorth said:

    I don’t know how to take this.

    I have one of the most advanced palettes for viewing pornographic material, I used to visit sps, and have had multiple girlfriends (up to 7) at the same time during different points in my life, but even I am not impressed with the notion of bukkake films. That type of sexual play is just plain disrespectful toward women.

    Now, if someone like me finds it inappropriate, a woman like yourself, in her 50′s or so, and I might add, of strong Christian faith, should definitely not have watched or even be aware of the existance of such a thing.

    Please go back to being a nice, respectful, Christian lady. I want to know that there is still some good in the world today.

  39. #139
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:30 pm, max said:

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/06/01/flashback_weiner_pursued_young_hill_staffers_in_2001

    The next day [in the immediate aftermath of 9/11], New York’s Anthony Weiner finds the time to hunt down Diana’s E-mail address. He writes that he hopes they might meet again. Diana is overwhelmed that he’s managed to think of her on a day that must be heavy with import and emotional intensity. Last night he mentioned that he’d be going to Manhattan to inspect the World Trade Center wreckage with the president. They’d be traveling together on Air Force One.

    This Weiner is a true dick.

  40. #140
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:37 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Just because I know what it is doesn’t mean I like it or take part in it. I was being facetious anyway.

    How dare you call me a Christian lady?!

  41. #141
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:38 pm, 123upnorth said:

    I was half joking as well. It’s okay. I am FULLY aware that it is always the quiet and shy ones that are the real sex-dynamos.

  42. #142
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:41 pm, John Deaux said:

    Isn’t it weird that all the special erections in New York’s are all about the Democrat?

  43. #143
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:42 pm, Ellyk said:

    I have one of the most advanced palettes for viewing pornographic material, I used to visit sps, and have had multiple girlfriends (up to 7) at the same time during different points in my life, but even I am not impressed with the notion of bukkake films. That type of sexual play is just plain disrespectful toward women.

    mhm… yeah, so just to be clear, dear 123 the bukkake business (I don’t even want to know) doesn’t exactly make your 7 timing more respectful, lol.

  44. #144
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:42 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Isn’t it weird that all the special erections in New York’s are all about the Democrat?

    What is this? Invasion of the Mandarin speaker’s thread?

  45. #145
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:45 pm, 123upnorth said:

    I had 7 girlfriends at the same time so that when any one of them got fed up with me and dumped me, I wouldn’t be without female companionship going forward. I always, always get dumped by women, so I like to have ‘insurance’ to tide me over during rough patches.

  46. #146
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:46 pm, spaceycakes said:

    fwiw–I never watch pornography.

    That said, I am not naive nor ignorant.

    My abstinance is not because it ‘degrades’ women (both sexes willingly take part in it)–but because it calluses a very specialized part of the brain that is reserved for…well, the best married sex anyone can have.

    Just sayin.

  47. #147
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:47 pm, spaceycakes said:

    sorry; spelling s/b abstinence

  48. #148
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:52 pm, fred5676 said:

    Blitzer: “Have you ever taken a picture of yourself like this?” Rep. Weiner: No answer.

    Damning non-answer. I certainly know that I have never taken a pic of my junk — why doesn’t he? Or maybe that is a daily ritual for him.

    Blitzer asks about porn star Ginger Lee, who has received direct messages from Weiner. Weiner called the message “pro forma.”

    More damning evidence.

    This weiner is cooked.

  49. #149
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:57 pm, Hangfire said:

    I’m just surprised that he sent the pic to a female.

    I know he’s married, but it might be a smokescreen.

    I don’t know if he’s gay. I do know that, if I were to go trolling for gays , I would throw Weiner on a treble hook and cast him off the transom.

  50. #150
    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:59 pm, kentroyals5 said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:57 pm, Hangfire said:

    I’m just surprised that he sent the pic to a female.

    He’s a democrat, not a male republican.

  51. #151
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:02 pm, Hangfire said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:59 pm, kentroyals5 said:
    He’s a democrat, not a male republican.

    There you go, apologizing for Democrats again.

  52. #152
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:05 pm, Ellyk said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:57 pm, Hangfire said:
    I’m just surprised that he sent the pic to a female.

    I know he’s married, but it might be a smokescreen.

    I don’t know if he’s gay. I do know that, if I were to go trolling for gays , I would throw Weiner on a treble hook and cast him off the transom.

    loooool

  53. #153
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:08 pm, Hangfire said:

    I’m not questioning his masculinity. He’s every bit as masculine as our President.

  54. #154
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:09 pm, kentroyals5 said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:02 pm, Hangfire said:

    There you go, apologizing for Democrats again.

    How you came to that conclusion, from my comment, is baffling.

  55. #155
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:11 pm, Ellyk said:

    #141On June 1st, 2011 at 5:45 pm, 123upnorth said:
    I had 7 girlfriends at the same time so that when any one of them got fed up with me and dumped me, I wouldn’t be without female companionship going forward. I always, always get dumped by women, so I like to have ‘insurance’ to tide me over during rough patches.

    Oh okay, that makes total sense~ >.>

  56. #156
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:12 pm, Hangfire said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:09 pm, kentroyals5 said:
    How you came to that conclusion, from my comment, is baffling.

    Well, I guess I just Google Earth‘d your head from about 37,000 ft.

  57. #157
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:14 pm, kentroyals5 said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:12 pm, Hangfire said:

    Well, I guess I just Google Earth‘d your head from about 37,000 ft.

    Right. Your comment had nothing to do with what I posted. I wish you’d at least remain on topic here. Calling me bigoted or sexist or claiming I’m apologizing for Democrats when I’m not makes you look ridiculous.

  58. #158
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:16 pm, Hangfire said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:11 pm, Ellyk said:
    Oh okay, that makes total sense~ >.>

    I guess he makes more money than I do. I don’t make enough to take care of the wife I have.

    Her coupon holder is the size of a Wells Fargo mailbag.

  59. #159
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:17 pm, T-Bone said:

    A file size that small is easy to misplace – on the internet.

    It would probably fit on a flash drive.

  60. #160
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:17 pm, Hangfire said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:14 pm, kentroyals5 said:
    Calling me bigoted or sexist or claiming I’m apologizing for Democrats….

    What’s the difference?

  61. #161
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:18 pm, ChapBix said:

    There are some things it’s best not to know about. This is one of them for me.

    If NY voters elect this guy for mayor, they deserve what they get.

  62. #162
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:19 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    Hey, Weiner, is that a picture of yourself in your pocket, or are you just happy you tweeted me?

  63. #163
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:29 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Hangfire said:
    What’s the difference?

    hahaha

  64. #164
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:37 pm, stillontheroad said:

    Anthony Weiner starring in
    “Freeing Willy” A One Man Two Headed show.

  65. #165
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:43 pm, BrianNY said:

    My current theory:
    Tiger Woods’ wife nearly beat him into the after world when she discovered her husband’s history of sexual relations via his cell phone.

    Most photos I’ve seen of Weiner’s wife/beard show her to be quite proficient at matters of personal technology and social media (she has been Clinton’s personal assistant for years now.)

    Could Weiner’s wife have discovered her husband’s social media connections with college coeds and porn stars, and instead of beating him unconscious with a golf club, have extracted digital revenge on him by single-handily destroying his NYC mayoral ambitions?

    Weiner seems to be acting like he has been backed into a box by a non-enemy (someone he is obligated to protect.)

  66. #166
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:43 pm, puhiawa said:

    Wolf Blitzer again demonstrates he is a Democrat whore.

  67. #167
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:50 pm, BrianNY said:

    #162 s/b “single-handedly,” sheesh.

  68. #168
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:51 pm, ShoreDor said:

    Live by the Weiner, Die by the Weiner.

    Couldn’t happen to a more obnoxious little twerp.

  69. #169
    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:56 pm, yaymm said:

    Weiner is very fortunate he’s he’s got the rep for being a smart a** and a banty rooster. That gives him cover for not being forthcoming with the media. They seem to be catching on though.

    He’s a democrat though, so nothing will happen to him, even if it’s proven he sent the photo. It’ll die a slow death and Weiner might quietly pay the woman off to forget about it.

    123, you must admit, the Mandarin has a certain quality to it. Weiner velly rucky he is in erected position of power. Is it not so?.

  70. #170
    On June 1st, 2011 at 7:09 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    I have one of the most advanced palettes for viewing pornographic material, I used to visit sps, and have had multiple girlfriends (up to 7) at the same time during different points in my life, but even I am not impressed with the notion of bukkake films. That type of sexual play is just plain disrespectful toward women.

    This is the kind of cognitive dissonance in a paragraph that could rend the fabric of the space/time continuum. Just sayin’ is all.

  71. #171
    On June 1st, 2011 at 7:12 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Captain ThreadJack Sparrow: “Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.”

  72. #172
    On June 1st, 2011 at 7:15 pm, spaceycakes said:

    poofie! yeasty?

  73. #173
    On June 1st, 2011 at 7:17 pm, spaceycakes said:

    123 said: I am FULLY aware that it is always the quiet and shy ones that are the real sex-dynamos.

    you have no idea Jerry!

  74. #174
    On June 1st, 2011 at 7:21 pm, sd6104 said:

    CNN= Certainly Not News

  75. #175
    On June 1st, 2011 at 7:28 pm, Marc said:

    Anthony Weiner is making Barney Frank look like the Bowery Boys. I recall the good ole days when Barney got into trouble for fixing parking tickets for a “significant other” named Gobie. At least Barney didn’t expose us to his private parts.

  76. #176
    On June 1st, 2011 at 7:37 pm, Splinter said:

    Weiner sat down with the anchor for mostly softball questions and few hard follow-ups.

    Ahem………

    So the Moyel, in an effort to reassure an impatient Mrs. Weiner during “little” Antony’s bris…
    “It wont be long now”

  77. #177
    On June 1st, 2011 at 7:46 pm, rocketman said:

    ***
    This geeky looking Weiner clown is really lucky he is an influential Congress Critter. Otherwise–he couldn’t get laid in the poorest cathouse even if he had a couple of $100 dollar bills taped to his forehead!
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  78. #178
    On June 1st, 2011 at 8:04 pm, John Deaux said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:43 pm, BrianNY said:

    Weiner seems to be acting like he has been backed into a box by a non-enemy (someone he is obligated to protect.)

    Blitzer: “Are you protecting anyone.”

    Weiner: “Yes, my wife.”

    However, Occum’s Razor says he’s just a horny Congressman lacking common sense. You know, the Kennedy Syndrome.

  79. #179
    On June 1st, 2011 at 8:57 pm, Elm Creek Smith said:

    Didn’t see the photo, not did I need to. Just went down to the Coney I-lander and saw all the little wieners on the grill.

    ECS

  80. #180
    On June 1st, 2011 at 9:49 pm, happyscrapper said:

    141On June 1st, 2011 at 5:45 pm, 123upnorth said:
    I always, always get dumped by women,

    No kidding? Go figure!

  81. #181
    On June 1st, 2011 at 9:53 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:43 pm, BrianNY said:
    Could Weiner’s wife have discovered her husband’s social media connections with college coeds and porn stars, and instead of beating him unconscious with a golf club, have extracted digital revenge on him by single-handily destroying his NYC mayoral ambitions?

    Weiner seems to be acting like he has been backed into a box by a non-enemy (someone he is obligated to protect.)

    To be honest, this explanation makes the most sense to me! If his wife did this, she would have access to the picture, etc. He could be protecting her by getting a private investigator instead of going to the FBI. Although he is still a scumbag for his twitter daliances…if he is protecting his wife, I can have a certain amount of begrudging admiration for that.

  82. #182
    On June 1st, 2011 at 10:19 pm, Ray said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 5:57 pm, Hangfire said:
    I don’t know if he’s gay. I do know that, if I were to go trolling for gays , I would throw Weiner on a treble hook and cast him off the transom.

    Bingo!

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:43 pm, BrianNY said:
    My current theory:

    Weiner seems to be acting like he has been backed into a box by a non-enemy (someone he is obligated to protect.)

    You win the Million Dollar Jackpot!

  83. #183
    On June 1st, 2011 at 10:33 pm, Ray said:

    Anthony’s Vienner
    For those inquiring minds.

  84. #184
    On June 1st, 2011 at 10:39 pm, retiredairforce said:

    Sort of reminds me of the movie “Porkys” where Ms Ballbricker (a teacher), after catching the women’s shower room voyeur says to the principal during interrogation of the suspect, “I have seen that tallywacker, I know that tallywacker anywhere”…..

  85. #185
    On June 1st, 2011 at 10:41 pm, retiredairforce said:

    Sort of reminds me of the movie “Porkys” where Ms Ballbricker (a teacher), after catching the women’s shower room voyeur sticking his male member through a hole in the wall says to the principal during interrogation of the suspect, “I have seen that tallywacker, I know that tallywacker anywhere”…..

  86. #186
    On June 1st, 2011 at 10:46 pm, Flyoverman said:

    If heescapes this heshould change hisname to Houdini. Game over; he’s toast; stick a fork in him.

    Watching the MSM turn itself into a pretzel is most entertaining.

  87. #187
    On June 1st, 2011 at 10:57 pm, retiredairforce said:

    Just shows this arrogant, elitist and far left wing Stalinist lover’s cognitive dissonance infected tiny brain is in the the head of his tiny…….As retired military with 24 years service, combat and disabled I am deeply offended by this Constitution eschewing America hating socialist jackass having the unmitigated gall to wear an American flag on his lapel which represents everything he is trying to usurp.

  88. #188
    On June 1st, 2011 at 10:58 pm, J-Bone said:

    I personally think everybody’s being too hard-on Weiner, but I suppose it didn’t help that Weiner stiffened under pressure. Granted, four days of probing questions would give anybody a migraine. I bet Weiner’s head is throbbing right now. It’s no wonder that Weiner spewed at the CNN producer. I’m surprised Weiner didn’t slap his face.

  89. #189
    On June 1st, 2011 at 11:47 pm, retiredairforce said:

    J-Bone, are those double entendres you are using? /sarcasm switch on…….

  90. #190
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 12:51 am, Ota Benga said:

    Dang. I wish SNL’s season didn’t end.

  91. #191
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 12:58 am, OK_Loyalist said:

    Reminds us why we would care Old Bengay?

  92. #192
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 6:06 am, Confutus said:

    The Congressman’s recent behavior conveys the image of a guy backed into the corner of a cage trying to make jokes with the hungry man-eating tiger that is slowly advancing on him, licking its chops.

  93. #193
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 6:35 am, Flyoverman said:

    “Nice kitty, nice kitty, good kitty.”

  94. #194
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 7:50 am, floridaobserver said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:19 pm, babiesgrandma said:
    Hey, Weiner, is that a picture of yourself in your pocket, or are you just happy you tweeted me?

    Good one!

  95. #195
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 8:57 am, BadIdeaGuy said:

    I wonder if this story is a phallusy?

    Sorry, this would all be really funny if our nation wasn’t being ripped apart at the seams by malicious fools like Weiner.

  96. #196
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 9:22 am, mondamay said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 9:53 pm, happyscrapper said: if he is protecting his wife, I can have a certain amount of begrudging admiration for that

    If he is protecting his wife, it is only to protect himself. I’m reasonably sure she has access to a great deal of information that would put him out of office for good.

  97. #197
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 9:29 am, Beukeboom said:

    Just how deep of a hole can the congresscritter dig for himself?

  98. #198
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 9:34 am, happyscrapper said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 10:58 pm, J-Bone said:
    I personally think everybody’s being too hard-on Weiner, but I suppose it didn’t help that Weiner stiffened under pressure. Granted, four days of probing questions would give anybody a migraine. I bet Weiner’s head is throbbing right now. It’s no wonder that Weiner spewed at the CNN producer. I’m surprised Weiner didn’t slap his face.

    Excellent, J-Boner! EXCELLENT! And your moniker adds to the fun!!

  99. #199
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 9:37 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    NBC’s Luke Russert: Is it true you are a member of the Castrato and could you sing for us?

    Anthony Weiner: No, but I could probably hum something for you.

  100. #200
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 9:45 am, happyscrapper said:

    Good Morning, Cheddar! Here we go again!

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