Spinning Weiner: “I can’t say with certitude” that the package is mine; Update: Jokes to female reporter about being “a little stiff,” more lewd jokes for the press; Update: Weiner and CNN, take two
Scroll for updates…another press interview w/CNN expected in 4pm Eastern hour…
I’ve been tasked with talking about Weiner-gate on Hannity tonight. If you tune in, make sure your kids aren’t watching. It’s getting lewder and cruder by the moment.
NBC’s Luke Russert asked the tweetaholic congressman point-blank this morning if the crotch shot was his, and his Clintonesque answer was:
“I can’t say with certitude” that the pic is mine.
Click on the image above for the video clip from RCP.
How do you not know what your own, er, junk looks like?
Perhaps his many other tweet-hearts can shed light?
Ick.
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Fun fact: Per Debra J. Saunders, Fox notes this morning that former GOP Rep. Christopher Lee’s Craigslist fiasco received three times more coverage than Weiner-gate.
I think that’s rapidly shifting.
Another Weiner train-wreck press conference is expected later this afternoon.
Drinking-game participants: Take a shot every time he says “debt ceiling,” “Clarence Thomas,” and “jackass.”
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Update: Washington Times reporter Emily Miller was part of a group of journalists who tried to question Weiner on Capitol Hill.
She writes on Twitter:
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Update: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer is no Megyn Kelly, unfortunately.
Weiner sat down with the anchor for mostly softball questions and few hard follow-ups.
1) Weiner says directly that he did not send the pic to Seattle college student Gennette Cordova and she did not receive it. Refuses to confirm that the pic is of him.
2) Blitzer: “You would know if this is your underpants.”
Again, Weiner worms out of direct answer. “Sometimes these things happen…When you’re named Weiner, it goes with the territory.”
Interesting word choice. Weiner now refers to the photo as “spam.”
Blitzer: “Have you ever taken a picture of yourself like this?” Rep. Weiner: No answer.
Describes lewd photo as a “randy picture.” Brags again about the number of followers on Twitter he has gained.
Blitzer asking about Weiner ‘s #thats545inseattle hashtag. “Pure coincidence.” Can’t explain why he picked Seattle.
Blitzer asks about porn star Ginger Lee, who has received direct messages from Weiner. Weiner called the message “pro forma.”
Blitzer asks about Weiner deleting all his photos on public photo-sharing service yfrog.
Weiner’s answer is incomprehensible. Hesitates before denying that he asked anyone to delete photos on his behalf.
Blitzer: “Are you protecting anyone.”
Weiner: “Yes, my wife.”
Maybe a little late for that.
Next: Weiner refuses to apologize for calling CNN producer a jackass.
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Hey Michelle, maybe you could get Hannity and the gang to sing this:
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me
NBC’s Luke Russert: If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?
Anthony Weiner: Tumescent!
LOL!. Maybe he will also announce that he is personally going to supervise a search for the perpetrator of this hacking, er, prank and will not rest until justice is done.
Thanks every body for sending me the link to the picture. NOT!
Finally found it via ACE of Spades…
nuttin about nuttin …
Turgid!
he’s fortunate that Chris Hansen wasn’t on the other end of the twit-chat. We’d be seein’ weiner on Dateline!
Engorged!
Gladz…I would have linked it for you if I had remembered where I saw it! I just thought it would be everywhere by now. Apparently, it shrank from view.
LOL.. good one.
Oh the hits keep on coming.
Know you would have Happy.
A file size that small is easy to misplace – on the internet.
Wieners latest press conference here:
Summary:
Q: Was that your junk in the picture?
A: “I can’t say with certitude” I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know if that is my junk, if that indeed wasn’t my junk. Even if it wasn’t my junk I would have to know it was. That’d mean I’d really have to know that is was my junk.
So, this guy wants to be Mayor of NYC. I remember Guiliani, I was a friend of Guiliani, and Tony, you are no Guiliani! You are just a weiner. Kiss that job goodbye. Ain’t gonna happen.
T.H.I.S.! Well said GladzKravtz, well said and I heartily agree!
Musth!
Thx sicoit!
Every once in a while I can R-TIC-U-LATE.
“Please….. That’s like claiming someone broke into your house and stole all of your cotton balls.”
Well, I don’t know about cotton balls but everytime I do laundry someone breaks into my dryer and steals one sock.
O>:~}
I don’t know about that happyscrapper, there are some mighty weird weiner/rangel/bloomberg (need I go on?) lovers in the city…..as far as they’re concerned, the weirder the better. Ugggghhhhhhh
And you talks real good too!
Here you go…
http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/05/gen…
Ahh…. I don’t know. NYC is full of loons. Depending on who he’s running against, he could potentially win. Pelosi would easily win here.
I was wondering why the Wreckovery thread died so quickly. Now I know. Wiener talk is back!!!!!!!
Some of y’all should be writing for SNL etc. … um, ???
I don’t see the importance of finding out whether Weiner did or didn’t send a picture of his weiner to the university student. He obviously did, but so what?
Obama raised online donations by having his campaign turn off the visa/mastercard address/indentity verification safety measures. That received much less attention that a picture of a guy’s package!!
Russert: is that your weiner, Weiner?
Weiner: That depends on what the definition of weiner is.
yeah, 123, it’s not like it was bukkake or anything…
Maybe Weiner could do a special for the Discovery Channel.
Maybe a special about salt-water fishing?
You know, a cod piece.
Wait!!
123, are you saying Weiner was thinking about using the picture to get online donations for his run for NYC mayor???
oh..
Is mandarin your first language?
It’s e – l – e; not e – r – e.
Ewwwwwwww.
Mustard or relish, but not icing, please!
Maybe Ted Baxter and Tanya Whatshername should do a body language segment on this.
Spacey – you’re so bad, especially considering your age. I had to google bukkake to find out what it meant. My virgin eyes are stinging! Oh, how will I unsee what I have just seen?
Oh no you di-int! Seriously??????
I don’t know how to take this.
I’m seriously starting to wonder if he has psychological problems.
I’ll be watching tonight, Michelle.
If anyone can expose this nasty, little weiner it’s you.
Hate to see him become Mayor of NYC. Why
are we paying these perverts to represent us in Government?
Weiner is unworthy of ANY office, and it is time the American Taxpayer booted out ALL immoral and unethical politicians , regardless of party.
Tiger suits and pup tents… those dems sure have some real weiners.
Don’t google it. Answers.com it.
Read the Boy Scout Manual or a “Little House” book to ease the pain. Your eyes, while no longer virgin, will begin to recover.
I have one of the most advanced palettes for viewing pornographic material, I used to visit sps, and have had multiple girlfriends (up to 7) at the same time during different points in my life, but even I am not impressed with the notion of bukkake films. That type of sexual play is just plain disrespectful toward women.
Now, if someone like me finds it inappropriate, a woman like yourself, in her 50′s or so, and I might add, of strong Christian faith, should definitely not have watched or even be aware of the existance of such a thing.
Please go back to being a nice, respectful, Christian lady. I want to know that there is still some good in the world today.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/06/01/flashback_weiner_pursued_young_hill_staffers_in_2001
The next day [in the immediate aftermath of 9/11], New York’s Anthony Weiner finds the time to hunt down Diana’s E-mail address. He writes that he hopes they might meet again. Diana is overwhelmed that he’s managed to think of her on a day that must be heavy with import and emotional intensity. Last night he mentioned that he’d be going to Manhattan to inspect the World Trade Center wreckage with the president. They’d be traveling together on Air Force One.
This Weiner is a true dick.
Just because I know what it is doesn’t mean I like it or take part in it. I was being facetious anyway.
How dare you call me a Christian lady?!
I was half joking as well. It’s okay. I am FULLY aware that it is always the quiet and shy ones that are the real sex-dynamos.
Isn’t it weird that all the special erections in New York’s are all about the Democrat?
mhm… yeah, so just to be clear, dear 123 the bukkake business (I don’t even want to know) doesn’t exactly make your 7 timing more respectful, lol.
What is this? Invasion of the Mandarin speaker’s thread?
I had 7 girlfriends at the same time so that when any one of them got fed up with me and dumped me, I wouldn’t be without female companionship going forward. I always, always get dumped by women, so I like to have ‘insurance’ to tide me over during rough patches.
fwiw–I never watch pornography.
That said, I am not naive nor ignorant.
My abstinance is not because it ‘degrades’ women (both sexes willingly take part in it)–but because it calluses a very specialized part of the brain that is reserved for…well, the best married sex anyone can have.
Just sayin.
sorry; spelling s/b abstinence
Damning non-answer. I certainly know that I have never taken a pic of my junk — why doesn’t he? Or maybe that is a daily ritual for him.
…
More damning evidence.
This weiner is cooked.
I’m just surprised that he sent the pic to a female.
I know he’s married, but it might be a smokescreen.
I don’t know if he’s gay. I do know that, if I were to go trolling for gays , I would throw Weiner on a treble hook and cast him off the transom.
He’s a democrat, not a male republican.
There you go, apologizing for Democrats again.
loooool
I’m not questioning his masculinity. He’s every bit as masculine as our President.
How you came to that conclusion, from my comment, is baffling.
Oh okay, that makes total sense~ >.>
Well, I guess I just Google Earth‘d your head from about 37,000 ft.
Right. Your comment had nothing to do with what I posted. I wish you’d at least remain on topic here. Calling me bigoted or sexist or claiming I’m apologizing for Democrats when I’m not makes you look ridiculous.
I guess he makes more money than I do. I don’t make enough to take care of the wife I have.
Her coupon holder is the size of a Wells Fargo mailbag.
It would probably fit on a flash drive.
What’s the difference?
There are some things it’s best not to know about. This is one of them for me.
If NY voters elect this guy for mayor, they deserve what they get.
Hey, Weiner, is that a picture of yourself in your pocket, or are you just happy you tweeted me?
hahaha
Anthony Weiner starring in
“Freeing Willy” A One Man Two Headed show.
My current theory:
Tiger Woods’ wife nearly beat him into the after world when she discovered her husband’s history of sexual relations via his cell phone.
Most photos I’ve seen of Weiner’s wife/beard show her to be quite proficient at matters of personal technology and social media (she has been Clinton’s personal assistant for years now.)
Could Weiner’s wife have discovered her husband’s social media connections with college coeds and porn stars, and instead of beating him unconscious with a golf club, have extracted digital revenge on him by single-handily destroying his NYC mayoral ambitions?
Weiner seems to be acting like he has been backed into a box by a non-enemy (someone he is obligated to protect.)
Wolf Blitzer again demonstrates he is a Democrat whore.
#162 s/b “single-handedly,” sheesh.
Live by the Weiner, Die by the Weiner.
Couldn’t happen to a more obnoxious little twerp.
Weiner is very fortunate he’s he’s got the rep for being a smart a** and a banty rooster. That gives him cover for not being forthcoming with the media. They seem to be catching on though.
He’s a democrat though, so nothing will happen to him, even if it’s proven he sent the photo. It’ll die a slow death and Weiner might quietly pay the woman off to forget about it.
123, you must admit, the Mandarin has a certain quality to it. Weiner velly rucky he is in erected position of power. Is it not so?.
This is the kind of cognitive dissonance in a paragraph that could rend the fabric of the space/time continuum. Just sayin’ is all.
Captain ThreadJack Sparrow: “Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.”
poofie! yeasty?
you have no idea Jerry!
CNN= Certainly Not News
Anthony Weiner is making Barney Frank look like the Bowery Boys. I recall the good ole days when Barney got into trouble for fixing parking tickets for a “significant other” named Gobie. At least Barney didn’t expose us to his private parts.
Ahem………
So the Moyel, in an effort to reassure an impatient Mrs. Weiner during “little” Antony’s bris…
“It wont be long now”
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This geeky looking Weiner clown is really lucky he is an influential Congress Critter. Otherwise–he couldn’t get laid in the poorest cathouse even if he had a couple of $100 dollar bills taped to his forehead!
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John Bibb
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However, Occum’s Razor says he’s just a horny Congressman lacking common sense. You know, the Kennedy Syndrome.
Didn’t see the photo, not did I need to. Just went down to the Coney I-lander and saw all the little wieners on the grill.
ECS
No kidding? Go figure!
To be honest, this explanation makes the most sense to me! If his wife did this, she would have access to the picture, etc. He could be protecting her by getting a private investigator instead of going to the FBI. Although he is still a scumbag for his twitter daliances…if he is protecting his wife, I can have a certain amount of begrudging admiration for that.
Bingo!
You win the Million Dollar Jackpot!
Anthony’s Vienner
For those inquiring minds.
Sort of reminds me of the movie “Porkys” where Ms Ballbricker (a teacher), after catching the women’s shower room voyeur says to the principal during interrogation of the suspect, “I have seen that tallywacker, I know that tallywacker anywhere”…..
Sort of reminds me of the movie “Porkys” where Ms Ballbricker (a teacher), after catching the women’s shower room voyeur sticking his male member through a hole in the wall says to the principal during interrogation of the suspect, “I have seen that tallywacker, I know that tallywacker anywhere”…..
If heescapes this heshould change hisname to Houdini. Game over; he’s toast; stick a fork in him.
Watching the MSM turn itself into a pretzel is most entertaining.
Just shows this arrogant, elitist and far left wing Stalinist lover’s cognitive dissonance infected tiny brain is in the the head of his tiny…….As retired military with 24 years service, combat and disabled I am deeply offended by this Constitution eschewing America hating socialist jackass having the unmitigated gall to wear an American flag on his lapel which represents everything he is trying to usurp.
I personally think everybody’s being too hard-on Weiner, but I suppose it didn’t help that Weiner stiffened under pressure. Granted, four days of probing questions would give anybody a migraine. I bet Weiner’s head is throbbing right now. It’s no wonder that Weiner spewed at the CNN producer. I’m surprised Weiner didn’t slap his face.
J-Bone, are those double entendres you are using? /sarcasm switch on…….
Dang. I wish SNL’s season didn’t end.
Reminds us why we would care Old Bengay?
The Congressman’s recent behavior conveys the image of a guy backed into the corner of a cage trying to make jokes with the hungry man-eating tiger that is slowly advancing on him, licking its chops.
“Nice kitty, nice kitty, good kitty.”
Good one!
I wonder if this story is a phallusy?
Sorry, this would all be really funny if our nation wasn’t being ripped apart at the seams by malicious fools like Weiner.
If he is protecting his wife, it is only to protect himself. I’m reasonably sure she has access to a great deal of information that would put him out of office for good.
Just how deep of a hole can the congresscritter dig for himself?
Excellent, J-Boner! EXCELLENT! And your moniker adds to the fun!!
NBC’s Luke Russert: Is it true you are a member of the Castrato and could you sing for us?
Anthony Weiner: No, but I could probably hum something for you.
Good Morning, Cheddar! Here we go again!