Spinning Weiner: “I can’t say with certitude” that the package is mine; Update: Jokes to female reporter about being “a little stiff,” more lewd jokes for the press; Update: Weiner and CNN, take two

By Michelle Malkin  •  June 1, 2011 02:05 PM

Scroll for updates…another press interview w/CNN expected in 4pm Eastern hour…

I’ve been tasked with talking about Weiner-gate on Hannity tonight. If you tune in, make sure your kids aren’t watching. It’s getting lewder and cruder by the moment.

NBC’s Luke Russert asked the tweetaholic congressman point-blank this morning if the crotch shot was his, and his Clintonesque answer was:

“I can’t say with certitude” that the pic is mine.

Click on the image above for the video clip from RCP.

How do you not know what your own, er, junk looks like?

Perhaps his many other tweet-hearts can shed light?

Ick.

***

Fun fact: Per Debra J. Saunders, Fox notes this morning that former GOP Rep. Christopher Lee’s Craigslist fiasco received three times more coverage than Weiner-gate.

I think that’s rapidly shifting.

Another Weiner train-wreck press conference is expected later this afternoon.

Drinking-game participants: Take a shot every time he says “debt ceiling,” “Clarence Thomas,” and “jackass.”

***

Update: Washington Times reporter Emily Miller was part of a group of journalists who tried to question Weiner on Capitol Hill.

She writes on Twitter:

I asked Anthony Weiner if there are photos of him half-dressed out there. He said “if you’ll forgive me, I was a little stiff yesterday…”

Anthony Weiner made about six penis jokes while talking to reporters, standing outside the House floor. He has NO RESPECT for the office.

He said “is there a Weiner joke that hasn’t been made in this case?” I said to him, “YOU are making them all!” I need a shower.”

***

Update: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer is no Megyn Kelly, unfortunately.

Weiner sat down with the anchor for mostly softball questions and few hard follow-ups.

1) Weiner says directly that he did not send the pic to Seattle college student Gennette Cordova and she did not receive it. Refuses to confirm that the pic is of him.

2) Blitzer: “You would know if this is your underpants.”

Again, Weiner worms out of direct answer. “Sometimes these things happen…When you’re named Weiner, it goes with the territory.”

Interesting word choice. Weiner now refers to the photo as “spam.”

Blitzer: “Have you ever taken a picture of yourself like this?” Rep. Weiner: No answer.

Describes lewd photo as a “randy picture.” Brags again about the number of followers on Twitter he has gained.

Blitzer asking about Weiner ‘s #thats545inseattle hashtag. “Pure coincidence.” Can’t explain why he picked Seattle.

Blitzer asks about porn star Ginger Lee, who has received direct messages from Weiner. Weiner called the message “pro forma.”

Blitzer asks about Weiner deleting all his photos on public photo-sharing service yfrog.

Weiner’s answer is incomprehensible. Hesitates before denying that he asked anyone to delete photos on his behalf.

Blitzer: “Are you protecting anyone.”

Weiner: “Yes, my wife.”

Maybe a little late for that.

Next: Weiner refuses to apologize for calling CNN producer a jackass.

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  1. #201
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 9:56 am, happyscrapper said:

    Excellent, J-Boner

    Just want to make sure you caught that. It is subtle…but brilliant. :wink:

  2. #202
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:08 am, cbmi said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 12:51 am, Ota Benga said:

    Dang. I wish SNL’s season didn’t end.

    They would have only “made fun” of the situation in a such a way as to make Anthony Weiner a sympathetic figure. They wouldn’t have gone after him in any really funny way.

    When they “go after” Obama it’s only for his not being MORE Obama-like. It’s enough that they can try to claim that they do treat him like other presidents, but it’s lame.

  3. #203
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:11 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 9:45 am, happyscrapper said:
    Good Morning, Cheddar! Here we go again!

    Good Morning to you Happy. I know, what is it about Weiner we just can’t leave alone?

  4. #204
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:14 am, cbmi said:

    On June 1st, 2011 at 6:43 pm, BrianNY said:

    My current theory: ……………………………………….

    Weiner seems to be acting like he has been backed into a box by a non-enemy (someone he is obligated to protect.)

    BrianNY,

    Your theory is partially correct, but the person he feels “obligated to protect” is HIMSELF. He’s painting that potential scenario intentionally. Don’t fall for it.

    No one did this TO him. HE sent the picture and he’s trying to weasel out of it.

    If it WERE really a prank, he would have just fired whoever did it, and moved on. His problem is, he can’t find anyone on his staff willing to lie and say that they did it.

  5. #205
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:16 am, spaceycakes said:

    what is it about Weiner we just can’t leave alone?

    well, when Weiner is dejected and flaccid, we just want to reach over & give it a little peck to cheer him up.

  6. #206
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:20 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    :shock: Well, a Good Morning Glory to you too, Spacey!

  7. #207
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:40 am, happyscrapper said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:11 am, Rogue Cheddar said:
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 9:45 am, happyscrapper said:
    Good Morning, Cheddar! Here we go again!
    Good Morning to you Happy. I know, what is it about Weiner we just can’t leave alone?

    Just like my two year old grandson. Everytime I change his diaper, he grabs his weiner. It is a constant source of fascination to him!

    I am just surprised that Ilovemyweiner hasn’t shown up. This is a subject near and dear to his heart hand!

  8. #208
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:45 am, 1ConcernedMom said:

    It’s a shame that Hollywood has such a liberal bias, especially since so many conservatives here write much better material! This thread and the other related to it, while off-color, are hilarious!

  9. #209
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:46 am, J-Bone said:

    Thanks, happyscrapper.

    I’m not a deep thinker, but I’m a whiz when it comes to crude stuff. If we stick with this sort of brain-dead subject matter, I’m all in.

  10. #210
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:51 am, cheapseat said:

    Is it any wonder leftists from Europe come here and think that sexually attacking hotel maids is “merely a crude hillbilly pass”? The media deemed sexual assault by our ex-pres just a crude pass, and said “MOVE_ON”. The responsible party said, “if sticking your tongue into your staff’s mouth is cause for you to lose your senate seat, why isn’t sticking your schlong as bad? We demand our congressmen can’t have affairs, yet the other party not only condons affairs, but any manner of perversions are fine. Our congressman sends a suggestive email to a person, and he is hounded out of office for being the perv he is. Weiner sends out a picture of his underclad crotch to young women and he is allowed to BS the press and call them jackasses. Our leader has an affair and he is disqualified from being president because that offends our religious morals. No wonder we are the minority party even when we are the majority. The holier than thou crowd needs to get off their halo and quit preaching perfection as that requirement is why we only get Mitts and Tims as candidates. If a Republican ever swore under his breath and didn’t attend a CHRISTIAN church every sunday he isn’t good enough to be a republican leader. Ronald Reagan was the only republican president ever elected who was divorced, yet he was the best republican president of the last century. Ike was cannibalized because of rumors of affairs he had during 3+ years of military duty.
    I understand the Phyllis Schlaffley wing of the party, but if they keep vetoing anyone who has ever farted in church, we are doomed to be run by the republican version of Jimmy Carter.

  11. #211
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:02 am, happyscrapper said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:45 am, 1ConcernedMom said:
    It’s a shame that Hollywood has such a liberal bias, especially since so many conservatives here write much better material! This thread and the other related to it, while off-color, are hilarious!

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:46 am, J-Bone said:
    Thanks, happyscrapper.

    I’m not a deep thinker, but I’m a whiz when it comes to crude stuff. If we stick with this sort of brain-dead subject matter, I’m all in.

    I am a 68 year old quite religious grandmother. And I think this has been a hoot! Off-color, but still funny and clever. I don’t like crude jokes just for the sake of crudeness…like SNL has become! But if it is clever, I can appreciate a good down and dirty joke! :wink:

    I do, however, have to attend to some other things this a.m. so must leave. Carry on if you wish. I will check back later!

  12. #212
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:08 am, happyscrapper said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:51 am, cheapseat said:
    If a Republican ever swore under his breath and didn’t attend a CHRISTIAN church every sunday he isn’t good enough to be a republican leader.

    That is NOT an issue for me, and I suspect most of the conservatives on this blog! We want moral clarity, not a PRUDE!! Divorced? So? We all have loved ones who are divorced and we understand that happens. Cheat on your wife for 6 years, and cheat on wife number two with wife number three? That is not moral clarity! It is stupid, immoral, and bad decision-making. So a leader like that would be out of the question. A stance on abortion also is vital, considering that it is a strong conservative stance. Little transgressions…fine! Please don’t think we are perfectionists! At least, I’m not!!

  13. #213
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:10 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Please don’t think we are perfectionists!

    I agree, while I’m perfect, I don’t insist upon that burden being applied to others.

  14. #214
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:12 am, spaceycakes said:

    I have the simplest of tastes;
    I am only satisfied with the best.

  15. #215
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:13 am, spaceycakes said:

    Rogue Cheddar said:
    Well, a Good Morning Glory to you too, Spacey!

    Welcome to life under the Big Top!

  16. #216
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:16 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    Weiner is giving Pencil-Necked Geeks a bad name.

  17. #217
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:26 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:13 am, spaceycakes said:
    Welcome to life under the Big Top!

    Do you ever wonder how they get so many clowns to come out of that little car?

  18. #218
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:56 am, GladzKravtz said:

    Big Top

    With the recent comments on moral clarity, the above reminds me of that term ‘Big Tent’. There are a lot of folks who have joined against BHO for fiscal issues and become squeamish on social issues (abortion). I’m not keen on moderates so there’s my dilemma. I tend to want to leave social issues up to states (kicking can down the road?, no) but am not sure how that would work out either. Judges like to over-ride the will of the people. Oye.

  19. #219
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:57 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Silly me, I missed the posting of this particular post yesterday, and was still commenting on the May 31st post…

    I think I’ll re-post some of my comments here, since it’s likely no one will see them on the earlier post.

  20. #220
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 11:59 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    If you haven’t seen this new Twitter account, some of it is pretty funny…

    Be sure to keep srolling down to load the older tweets back through the weekend…

    http://twitter.com/#!/AnthonysWeiner

  21. #221
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 12:06 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    You Never Sausage A Place!
    (You’re always a WEINER at Pedro’s!)

    (And yes, the billboard spells it with an “ei”, not an “ie”!)

  22. #222
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 12:19 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Dec. 19, 2007
    Candidates Offer Views On Infidelity

    Katie Couric Asks Whether They Can Understand Voters Who Don’t Feel Comfortable Supporting A Candidate Who Cheated

    Couric: Harry Truman said,

    “A man not honorable in his marital relations is not usually honorable in any other.”

    Some people don’t feel comfortable supporting a candidate who has not remained faithful to his or her spouse. Can you understand their position?

    Edwards: Of course. I mean, for a lot of Americans, including the family that I grew up with … it’s fundamental to how you judge people and human character: Whether you keep your word, whether you keep what is your ultimate word, which is that you love your spouse, and you’ll stay with them.

    Couric: Do you think … what about people who use that as a way to evaluate a candidate? In other words, there have been a number of fine presidents according to some analysts …

    Edwards: Right.

    Couric: … who have certainly not been sort of exhibited the greatest moral character …

    Edwards: Right.

    Couric: … when it comes to infidelity …

    Edwards: Right.

    Couric: I guess is what I’m getting at.

    Edwards: Yes.

    Couric: So how important do you think it is in the grand scheme of things?

    Edwards: I think the most important qualities in a president in today’s world are trustworthiness, sincerity, honesty, strength of leadership. And certainly that goes to a part of that. It’s not the whole thing. But it goes to a part of it.

    Couric: So you think it’s an appropriate way to judge a candidate?

    Edwards: Yeah. But I don’t think it’s controlling. I mean, I think that, as you point out, there have been American presidents that at least according to the … stories we’ve all heard, that were not faithful, that were in fact good presidents. So I don’t think it controls the issue. But I think it’s certain … something reasonable for people to consider.

  23. #223
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 12:38 pm, Flyoverman said:

    2) Blitzer: “You would know if this is your underpants.”

    Two Points:

    “I see London, I see France……

    If Weiner resigns from Congress, he’s perfect to play Captain Underpants, if it’s ever is made into a movie.

  24. #224
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 12:38 pm, spaceycakes said:

    ITTRP; well what do you expect from a lawyer and a dimwit

  25. #225
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 1:03 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Oh, the irony!

    On Friday May 27, the same day that the newlywed Weiner was sending his crotch shot to strippers, he was mocking Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and using the tag “#ConflictsAbound”

    @RepWeiner Anthony Weiner

    Friday dump Scotus style? I’m hearing disclosures released today. #ConflictsAbound

    27 May via Twitter for BlackBerry®

  26. #226
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 1:05 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Every time you think you know how stupid these people are they prove you wrong.

    It’s official. Forrest Gump is now the leading intellectual among Democrats…

  27. #227
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 1:06 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    And Client #9 is the arbiter of morals…

  28. #228
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 1:13 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Again,
    Even Katie Couric knows that Democratic President Harry Truman said:

    A man not honorable in his marital relations
    is not usually honorable in any other.

  29. #229
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 1:17 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Harry Truman is quite possibly my favorite Democratic President. He saw his values as not just his values, but as foundational to America itself.

    Here is a quote from a speech he gave as President:

    I don’t think we put enough stress on the necessity of implanting in the child’s mind the moral code under which we live.

    The fundamental basis of this Nation’s law was given to Moses on the Mount. The fundamental basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings which we get from Exodus and St. Matthew, from Isaiah and St. Paul. I don’t think we emphasize that enough these days.

    If we don’t have the proper fundamental moral background, we will finally wind up with a totalitarian government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state.

    - President Harry S. Truman
    February 15, 1950

    If a politician said those same words today, they’d be labeled as a “right wing nut”, or “wingnut” for short.

    A little over 60 years ago, that was considered “mainstream” when spoken by a Democratic President who considered it “the fundamental basis” of our country, and who warned of the danger if those values ever ceased to be the fundamental basis of our country.

    Nota bene.

  30. #230
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 1:52 pm, happy2behere said:

    Contestant: “I’ll take Congressional Scandals for $200, Alex.”

    Alex: “And here’s the ‘Daily Double.’ The Democrat PR monster generated by the Barney Frank/Fannie Mae Scandal blending into a Congressman’s Twitter mishap.”

    Contestant: “What is FRANKENWEINER?”

  31. #231
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 2:02 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Nice!

  32. #232
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 2:17 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Weiner sent the picture. Not a staffer or a hacker. Weiner won’t deny that it is his crotch. If it weren’t his, he would say so emphatically. And how exactly would a staffer have a picture of Weiner in his underwear with an erection?

    Weiner has more than a few “fangirl” lefties who love him because he is “fighting for what they believe in”. These fangirls openly say things like:

    March 1, 2011 (Definitely before Weinergate)

    I want to have sexual relations with Anthony Weiner.

    I can’t help it. Snark+sass+sense+saying how he feels about things=sex on legs.

    On May 27th (the same day Weiner sent the crotch shot to another woman publicly, but possibly to others privately therough a Direct Message “DM”), the same fangirl who posted the coment above was addressed in a tweet by one of her friends, saying:

    @gingerlee Btw, I just saw Anthony Weiner guest on Rachel Maddow and my first thought was “You know, that’s likely Ginger’s dream threesome”

    What was Ginger Lee’s response to that friend?

    OMG yes.

    That is the same Ginger Lee to whom Rep. Weiner was sending Direct Messages, as acknowledged on March 13th…

    Ginger Lee’s tweet said: You know it’s a good day when you wake up to a DM from @RepWeiner.
    (I’m a fangirl, y’all, he’s my trifecta of win.)

  33. #233
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 pm, J-Bone said:

    Gotcha on the “J-Boner”, happyscrapper, but J-Bone was just my brother’s childhood nickname for me (I’m skinny with sharp elbows and knees), and that’s what some people call me to this day….nothing to do with anything sexual :)

  34. #234
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 3:31 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 pm, J-Bone said:

    Oh, sweet! Now I know who you are! The childhood name gave you away. You are busted!

    Just kidding!

  35. #235
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 3:58 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    The newlywed Weiner had a track record of sending Direct Messages to women who had publicly stated, “I want to have sexual relations with Anthony Weiner.”

    He slipped up when he forgot to properly make one of those messages a Direct Message, and what was meant for one of his fangirls was instead broadcast to the twitterverse.

    At that point, what he had done was immoral and unethical, but not illegal.

    When he realized what had happened, he started emulating Richard Nixon.

    He deleted the tweet.

    He sent out a new tweet claiming that the deleted tweet had been a hack.

    Again, immoral and unethical, but not illegal.

    If he filed a police report, though, knowing that it was himself that sent the tweet, not a hacker, then he would be committing a crime by filing a false police report.

    That is why he will not file a police report. And that is why he wants to avoid any situation that would require him to answer questions under oath… lying on twitter is not a crime, but lying under oath IS… i.e. perjury.

  36. #236
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 4:24 pm, Collateral Damage said:

    As the most aptly named “jackass” (their party symbol) in America, “Cocktail” Weiner needs to come clean, and resign, (actually just resigning would work just fine), and save NYC any further embarassment.

  37. #237
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 5:02 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    Having seen Hangover II this weekend

    it is my opinion after reviewing the image sent

    that Little Tony Weiner could also

    be the stunt double for Mr. Chow

  38. #238
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 5:17 pm, happy2behere said:

    Oh barf, I just heard a commentator implying that weiner isn’t denying the photo because it’s flattering. What a sickening rationalization, blech.

  39. #239
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 5:23 pm, happy2behere said:

    Someone said that was Jon Stewart…Double blech.

  40. #240
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 5:34 pm, cbmi said:

    Where is the caped defender of lefties? If there was a comment made, I missed it. This is just the type of topic where I notice his absence (mainly because this is just the type of topic from which he is absent).

    Weird. I just cannot fathom why I haven’t read a contrived story set in some far-flung hypothetical parallel universe, meant to illustrate how this scandal is, in fact, proof of right-wing paranoia and NOT misbehavior by a prominent democrat.

    I guess he just hasn’t heard about it. Yes, that’s it. It must be.

  41. #241
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 5:36 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 3:58 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    He sent out a new tweet claiming that the deleted tweet had been a hack.

    Again, immoral and unethical, but not illegal.

    It is a Federal Crime to hack into the account of a Federal Offcial. Weiner reported he had been hacked. If he was hacked, anyone in the government could be vulnerable. The investigation can kick in whether he wants it or not. Its a National Security issue.

    One has to assume Weiner is telling the truth and he was hacked. Whether he was or not is easy to determine.

    If he lied that is at a minimum an ethics violation. Then we get to the fact he at that point actually sent it.

    He’s painted himself into a corner.

  42. #242
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 5:39 pm, Flyoverman said:

    I want to have sexual relations with Anthony Weiner.

    Isn’t wanting to have sex with a ferret illegal in most states?

  43. #243
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 5:42 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Snark+sass+sense+saying how he feels about things=sex on legs.

    Gak. Really? No wonder these females are never happy.

    Big, hairy, testosterone-filled Celt that loves me & worships the ground I walk on=sex on legs

  44. #244
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 7:56 pm, T-Bone said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 10:51 am, cheapseat said:
    I understand the Phyllis Schlaffley wing of the party, but if they keep vetoing anyone who has ever farted in church,

    Confucious say Man who fart in church sit in phew.

  45. #245
    On June 2nd, 2011 at 9:15 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On June 2nd, 2011 at 5:42 pm, spaceycakes said:
    Snark+sass+sense+saying how he feels about things=sex on legs.
    Gak. Really? No wonder these females are never happy.
    Big, hairy, testosterone-filled Celt that loves me & worships the ground I walk on=sex on legs

    Not to mention the size 15 gunboats!

  46. #246
    On June 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 am, happy2behere said:

    Dont forget “bearing a designer handbag,” I love those.

  47. #247
    On June 3rd, 2011 at 10:14 am, spaceycakes said:

    Rogue; indeed. It’s really hard keeping him in socks.

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