Obama Plans Midwest Bus Tour
**Written by Doug Powers

Taking a page from Sarah Palin’s rolling menace, President Obama will this month go on a bus tour of the midwest, which is expected to immediately “save or create” one temporary bus driving job:
President Obama is planning a bus tour through the Midwest this summer in a trip intended to shore up political support in battleground states.
The president will embark on the bus tour, a rare mode of travel for a sitting president, later this month, a White House official said Wednesday. The tour will be run by the White House, not Obama’s reelection campaign.
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The trip is being cast as an opportunity for Obama to shift back to the issue of jobs and the economy, according to The New York Times, which first reported on it.
Should we plant the idea in the media that this is only happening because Tea Party hostage takers swindled posession of Air Force One as part of the budget deal?
It’s been just over a year since Sheriff Joe went on his “Recovery Summer” tour, jetting in style from location to location promoting what great things the stimulus had in store for America. That the president is doing a follow-up tour in a bus is either accidentally symbolic or his way of sharing some of the sacrifice with the rest of America.
No specific stops have been scheduled, but Ross’ Restaurant in Bettendorf, Iowa might want to stock up on Magic Mountain ingredients just in case.
Update: There’s a reason the White House will organize this campaigning bus tour instead of Obama’s campaign organization — because it’s going to be charged to taxpayers instead of Obama’s campaign donors.
A presidential motorcade just from an airport to a venue a few miles away is quite an expensive undertaking, but how much does one that gallivants around an entire section of the country cost?
**Written by Doug Powers
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I didn’t think bho could move his bus, he has thrown so many people under it since he was elected there are bodies everyplace!
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Call it the 2011 Golf Course Tour.
letget — More people will fit under it now since he’s inflated the tires properly.
I think he’s doing the bus tour just to get away with eating all the Magic Mountain food cuz he can find a lot of it out there. Let me know if he leaves Michelle at home … Oh, and I’m sure there’ll be plenty of WAFFLES and he’ll be wearing his FLIP-FLOPS everyday.
I hope it’s all electric (and not a streetcar)
That’s It…we’re puttun’ up a fence.
Sure he can move his bus, custom built by GM, he’s thrown so many people off, he’s got plenty of room for his entourage. Of course, all those he’s thrown under it might make the going a tad slow.
just so ya know “puttun’” is Iowa dialect.
Forgot to mention … if he’s planning to drive through Illinois tell him to bring extra change for the soon-to-be-doubled TOLLS.
(emph mine)
does he know where that is?
Or is he just driving to Chicago?
He should stop by Whiteman & check out the B-2. But they may not let him in…
Electrified, MG towers every 100′, along the Mississippi and you might stand a chance.
Fences like that make real good neighbors.
Do you think that bus will make it to storm ravaged Joplin, MO? Probably not, in the words of Kanye West, the President hates white people.
better hope Biden doesn’t drive–he’ll take it to Hawaii.
A jobs tour – sounds like a short trip on the short bus.
Claire McCaskill and the Rev-er-and Emanuel Cleaver will make sure he stays away from us Tearrorists in Missouri.
That will be one honkin’ carbon footprint.
You can almost be sure that bho will not stop here in TX. He hates our state.
Oh, another reason bho won’t stop here, our state has made more jobs than most other states.
L
Meaning the taxpayers will be picking up the tab rather than the campaign.
Do you think the MSM will have any trouble keeping up with his bus?
Let me guess, he decided to limit the tour to the Midwest as he was having troubles finding all 57 states.
I’m guessing this ‘tour’ will last until after the first leg where there’s nothing but corn or wheat fields on either side of the highway for 5 or 6 hours.
Oh, goody…we, out here in the West, will be spared his glorious presence. By the way, “jobs tour”? That’s rich since he has destroyed the majority of them.
We didn’t see enough of him with his twice weekly campaign speeches the past month? What makes him think we want to see him in person?
They’d better not, disregarding personal safety, they must do whatever it takes to stay within sight of TEH WON. At all times. Not only that, they will be informed so as to be set up at each and every stop ahead of The Pretender in Chief’s arrival to be ready to fawn and bow down before him as he steps off the bus.
Sheriff Dupnik thinks yer gettin’ awful close to that vitriolic rhetoric…
His zeppelin sized ego.
Bill the Cat: “Thbbft!”
What a momumentally inefficient use of a President’s time.
A “BUS” tour?? The comedy writes itself, my friends.
What a joke. Does this guy have any NEW ideas or just retreads. What worked for Sarah isn’t going to work for him.
How about the Under the Bus tour?
Maybe he’ll get Stuck in a Pothole Tour.
The Magical Mystery Tour
The Bump in the Road Tour
Give this guy some LSD and a copy of Yellow Submarine to keep him busy for a while. If we’re in luck he’ll get lost in Canada on the way to Alaska.Has he booked a ferry for the drive to Hawaii? Please get lost at sea.
…and a monumentally inefficient use of the Midwestern people’s time?
Not to worry, Flyoverman. Obeyme doesn’t know what else to do….(Urkel—did I do that?)
hawkeye54 and Iowaman – you are killin’ me. Thanks for the laughs.
Nah, there noses have been sugically attached to a specific orafice of the president…
If it’s a chartreuse micro-bus, it looks we’ got us a convoy!
Only those delayed and/or otherwiseinconvenienced by the Presidential Buscade….chances are, most in attendance at his stops will be the LSM, union thugs and stooges, willing selected members of the public to stand beside the Prendenter in Chief to publicly whine about their assorted government induced situations, and those of his worshipers on the government trough, who have the time to personally grovel at the feet of their savior.
According to Nice Deb, this should be the idiotic, moronic, pathetic, self-serving, arrogant and scary tour brought to us all by the malignant narcissist, pathological liar and sociopath-in-chief. When members of bho’s own party start to see his true colors and call him names now, next year is going to be a real hoot.
As they pay people now to create illusionary “high turnout” numbers…we should see the unemployment rate go down…eh?
Locally, for about 15 – 30 minutes, or so.
Maybe I am just stating the obvious here but wouldn’t the racist thug have to have been working on the issue of jobs and economy to shift back to it? When exactly was he working on either one of those?
Another reason is that we despise him. A few years ago Clinton came to Hollywood Park (N. San Antonio) for a fundraiser. They had to park busses all along the streets to block the (media’s) view of the thousands of protesters and signs.
Seems to me it would be a nice opportunity for the tea party groups or others that care about the direction we are going to go out where he is passing and give him a big efff you.
Has he hired a digital media czar to increase the appearance of the crowds in attendance for the photos? There are only so many ACORN members available to be bussed in. Or maybe he has the bus tour czar to arrange for the ACORN and union member buses to follow him from stop to stop. Rent-a-crowd worked so well for him in the past.
Can they fit a bus on Air Force One? I’m sure he won’t be touring through the Christian Midwest without an Air Force One escape plan. Besides, unless his bus tour is scheduled to last only one day, he will have a few vacation and golf days planned during the bus tour.
if he decides to stop in MO for some butt lickin’, just take I-70 through St Louis, Columbia, and KC. They’ll stop traffic for him in all 3 places & the people will prostrate themselves before their demi-god.
So, this “bus” will probably have all the amenities that AF One has. And it will need massive limos flanking it for SS protection. Talk about carbon footprint!! And for what? This is a campaign bus. Nothing else. Jobs? He has no intention of helping us get jobs. He is purposely destroying them. Why would he want us to get them back? This is so phoney!!
Minnesota is in the upper Midwest. I bet he doesn’t know that. He will most likely skip us. Thank God.
Today, Captain “Don’t Call My Bluff” Kick-A$$ is celebrating his 50th birthday in Chi-town in that huge birthday-bash/fundraiser he’s throwing for himself. Have you ordered your $150 Barry Birthday Host Pack, yet? No?
Perhaps a more palatable alternative for those of you in the Chicago area would be the “Jobs Bash” which has been organized to counter Barry’s Birthday Bash.
WHAT: Barry plans to celebrate his big 50th birthday this Wednesday at the historic Aragon ballroom on Chicago’s north side with additional satellite fundraisers being held around the country. But the President may be in for another unexpected surprise: A “Jobs Bash” just steps away from the upscale fete in his honor.
“Barry is only concerned about one job and that is his own. He is in town for a birthday fundraiser after sending a debt limit deathblow to American businesses,” said Kelly.
To that end, Kelly is helping to organize the first Tea Party “Jobs Bash: 2011.” He is calling on the unemployed and the underemployed to come out and bring their resumes and business cards to “Job Bash 2011” and call on the President to own up to the high U.S. unemployment figures – currently at 9.2 %.
WHERE: The Green Mill (across from the Aragon Ballroom)
4802 North Broadway Street
Chicago, Illinois
WHEN: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 — Jobs Bash” reception begins at 3pm.
http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2011/08/03/report-dem-and-republican-leaders-asked-obama-to-leave-the-room-during-debt-negotiations/
My dear, you do have a way with words!
It’s uncanny FirstSkirt…those are the exact words I shouted at BHO after that ridiculous speech yesterday.
Come on happy, we know what he’ll say.
“Yes, we can bring the culture of Chicago and the economic success of Detroit to every part of the nation!”
He can feel free to drop by Madison and pick up his leftovers that are still protesting there. We can do without the singing dingbats holding batches of balloons.
happy, look out in MN. You might get jail time for feeding birds in your backyard? We all have idiots in charge in all states it seems.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/minn-man-faces-jail-for-feeding-birds-in-own-backyard/
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He has been working on them for years! He is working hard to destroy them. So now that the debt ceiling issue has been “resolved”, he can get back to his propaganda tour to try and fool America into believing he wants us to have jobs and a better economy. And he can get back to his agenda of destroying them.
Tools are for the little people. Tell me the Tollway authority will actually collect tolls on a motorcade
Oh my gosh…it has come to this??? First of all, know your neighbors, get along with them, and this kind of stuff won’t happen. Secondly, I had no idea there was an ordinance about how high your back yard feeder had to be. Are they serious??? We have 6, count ‘em SIX bird feeders and two bird baths in our back yard. We have chipmunks, squirrels, ducks, deer and foxes visit frequently. We used to have rabbits, but the foxes gotta eat, ya know. We know our neighbors, and even though they are blue dog democrats, we love ‘em. A fight over bird seed is just plain moronic. In a few months, that neighbor might wish he had some of that bird seed to cook for dinner!
I am so there…only don’t tell my mother. She doesn’t approve of that type of language.
Spaceycakes
I live in Jeff City. When past presidents or VP’s have come to town they fly into Columbia and drive the 18 miles to Jeff. The traffic disruptions go on for days with the Secret Service coming in to prep the route, and then on the actual day both lanes of 63 (a divided highway) are closed and cleared of all traffic.
How do you think people all over the country are going to react to that kind of disruption?
There’s a reason presidents don’t do bus tours. BHO seems to have missed this point as well.
Iowaman #47 – but, but, I meant that in the nicest way!!! I also said something similar after hearing Obeyme speak, but I am unable to repeat it here.
What? He needs to find people in the midwest to throw under it?
FirstSkirt…I totally know that.
However, it’s good not to repeat what you are unable to say in this forum…that violence-inciting rhetoric doesn’t go over too well with the left…unless it’s the left that’s saying it.
If obummer is driving the bus it will constantly be going hard to the left and straight into the ditch about every 10-15 feet or so. odummer will have to sit and wait for someone to come and pull him out of the ditch because he won’t have a clue how to do it. Teaching odummerer how to create jobs would be like trying to teach my dog calculus (actually I’m certain my dog is smarter than the pRez. That might be my new bumper sticker “My dog is smarter than your Harvard edumacated pResident”).
Iowa Guy - okay, I got it. The next time I use the “F” word, I’m going to claim temporary insanity – heh. Actually, I’m kinda liking the tearrorist label.
He already visited Joplin once, a few days after the tornado, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he did so again.
oh I know, believe me.
I was in Columbia when Bubba went to eat at the barbecue restaurant that is now closed down.
Kiss of death, LOL
what a cluster.
He’s not a president. He’s a presidential candidate and the election campaign is going into full swing.
I can’t help wondering what brain dead morons are advising him. A bus trip through the midwest??? Aside from the obvious Palin/copycat, what makes him think he’s going to get cheering throngs at every stop? The MSM will probably be the only ones there.
Unless his itinerary ‘leaks’ to the Hobbit terrorists who turn out in force with appropriate signs.
Let the MSM cover that.
I’m pretty sure it’ll be huge crowds in St. Louis and here in KC…
I don’t want anyone hurt. But, it would be SO sweet to see that bus in a ditch somewhere! Talk about poetic justice!
Few of the actual WORKING people in the Midwest actually like him. He’s not going to make any new friends by rolling a bus through here…
Time to get organized to make sure his bus gets a great big TEA PARTY welcome at every stop!
Errah, I hope he has a map of the 57 states on the side that he’ll be visiting. Someone better tell him they raised the toll on the bridge to Hawaii.
Obama has shifted more times than is possible on my 21 speed bicycle.
I can’t get the music of Weird Al out of my ride “Thump, thump, thump, another one rides the bus…”
Times are a changing. Teddy Kennedy is making efforts to keep a vehicle from driving off a bridge.
That must be a 4 wheel drive bus with a tall lift kit in it for the number of people he’s thrown under it since his immaculation.
Are there that many more people he wants under his bus he’s got to go on a tour to do it?
…and another thing Doug, that bus is too long to be Urkel’s bus.
LOL… After you posted #70 I thought the same thing.
Perhaps he’s looking for those still employed to see what he can do about that problem.
He didn’t miss any point. He’s such an arrogant turd he doesn’t care, and likely thinks people will be happy for the privilege of seeing him.
How nice! We in the DC area will have a break from him and his nonsense. Y’all can keep him out there if you wish.
Better yet, think “Wizard of Oz”
OK_L #69,
If we didn`t know better, it would be easy to think this is, errah, a different Teddy Kennedy !
What will the carbon footprint of his tour be? Begin green, it’s only for us, not the rulers.
I guess all the stores along the way will have to stock up on arugula!
Just remember: Don’t raise the bridge, lower the oceans. (Or for the benefit of our more pedantic types “this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow”)
So guess who gets to pay for this campaign tour? The American taxpayer, of course. And Carney Barker has to get snarky at the question.
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/taxpayers-cover-obama-bus-tour-midwest-b
I guess he’ll do more “presidential” visits in Florida, and here in Ohio, too.
Of course it’s not ‘political’!
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
One thing I’ll never understand is Democrat argument that taxes need to be raised. Who in their right mind would send Washington DC more money to screw things up worse than they are now?
BHO will have to have a heavily-armored bus, with specs similar to his limo, The Beast. That limo cost close to $500,000. How much would a Presidential bus cost? And what would it be called–Leviathan?
Find out the route and place some “how’s that change working for ya” billboards or a simple “nobama 2012″…you’d be surprised how cheap it is considering the impact.
And in case anyone is still reading this thread: I received an email from Congresswoman Lynn Jenkins that says:
Pretty “presidential” huh?
The White House released a new theme song for the Midwest Bus Tour today. The song is titled The Government Can by Tim Hawkins.
For a news article about the theme song, see the Pundit Pete Press Service.
Maybe he just doesn’t care about white people.
As Romney said: “The Magical Misery Tour”
Love the description by a poster at BB TV… Magical Misery Tour…