Top 10 Obama Birthday Party Games

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 3, 2011 01:49 PM

Twitter is blowing up with Obama 50th Birthday Party Games.

The hashtag #obamabirthdaypartygames is now trending across the U.S.

Here’s my top 10 list:

10. Jenga: U.S. economy edition

9. Tic-Tax-Toe

8. (Getta) Clue

7. Monopoly: Spread the Wealth edition

6. Barrel of Soros Monkeys

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Your Paycheck Right Over

4. Duck Duck Responsibility

3. Pin the Debt on the Children

2. Scavenger Hunt — for a job

1. Unfollow The Leader

Leave your suggestions!

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Update:

Runners-up:

- Musical Czars

- (I’m Not) Sorry!

- (I’m Numero) Uno

- Pin the Fail on the Elephant

- (Truth) Twister

- Bobbing for Bailouts

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  1. #201
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:32 pm, DanMan said:

    Granny55 said:
    Hey Michelle how about a blog post version of songs

    I thought the same thing. Let’s do that one the day the first singer in the Fast and Furious deal targets the administration and gets a response.

  2. #202
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:34 pm, Truesoldier said:

    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:32 pm, DanMan said:
    Granny55 said:
    Hey Michelle how about a blog post version of songs
    I thought the same thing. Let’s do that one the day the first singer in the Fast and Furious deal targets the administration and gets a response.

    Or movie ripoffs I mean spoofs.

  3. #203
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:35 pm, redgrandma said:

    No-More-Candyland.

    or the lighter Moochelle version…
    Sugar Free, Fat Free, Candyland

  4. #204
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:37 pm, DanMan said:

    Hangman

  5. #205
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:43 pm, Flyoverman said:

    O/T but Article of the Day.

    Debbie “The Gift That Keeps on Giving” Wasserman-Schultz on the economy. She and ILMC need to hook up.

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/08/02/debbie_wasserman_schultz_weve_really_begun_to_turn_the_economy_around-comments.html

  6. #206
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:45 pm, BOB said:

    101 excuses for Barry sealing his past.

    How to pay reparations under a different name.

    How to use Alinky to neuter “conservative” talking heads.

    How to scare Fox News into becoming “controlled opposition” to dictatorship.

  7. #207
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:47 pm, ted said:

    How about Michelle Obama’s “Hungry Hungry Hippo-crites”

  8. #208
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:49 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Has anyone metioned “Hide and Go Seek My College Records?”

  9. #209
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 4:56 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    How many Social Security Numbers You Got Game?

  10. #210
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:07 pm, ted said:

    Joe Biden’s “Spiro-gaffe”

  11. #211
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:08 pm, ted said:

    John Kerry’s “Yacht-zee”

  12. #212
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:15 pm, ted said:

    “Chinese Exchequers”

  13. #213
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:17 pm, ted said:

    “Mad Libs”

  14. #214
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:19 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    No Truth and No Consequences

    Who Wants to be a $250,000-aire?

  15. #215
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:20 pm, reptevye said:

    How about

  16. #216
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:20 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    The $64,000 Trillion Dollar question

  17. #217
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:22 pm, sicoit said:

    Okay, old timers coming in:
    Frisk em Steal em Robots (Rockmsockm robots) I know, I know, it’s been a loooooooooong day for me. :P

  18. #218
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:22 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    The Reggie “Love Connection”

  19. #219
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:23 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    Biden: “Name that Gaffe”

  20. #220
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:24 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    Don’t Press Your Luck! No Whammies! keep birth records hidden.

  21. #221
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:24 pm, americaJack said:

    “ACORN-hole”

    Cornhole is a beanbag toss game, I’m not just making up games :)

  22. #222
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:27 pm, reptevye said:

    How about a drinking game? Whenever Obama gives a speech or press conference and every time he says the word “I” in reference to himself and some amazing feat he does like single-handedly building the great wall of China with brick and mortar and self discipline, everybody takes a drink. By the end of the speech everybody should be having a blast. Just a suggestion…

  23. #223
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:27 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, Chinese Check . . . ers??!1

  24. #224
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:27 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    For the Birthday Party:

    the $35,000 Pyramid [scheme]

  25. #225
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:35 pm, americaJack said:

    “Stupid cops and robbers”

  26. #226
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:42 pm, squeaker1 said:

    Spin the Message

    Bobbing for Donations

  27. #227
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:46 pm, BigRedFan said:

    Chutes and Sewer Drains

  28. #228
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 6:20 pm, Hiraghm said:

    The Taxman Always Charges Twice

    The Tea Party, the Democrats and Obama
    (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)

    Tax Wars episode IV: A New Hope
    Tax Wars episode V: The Democrats Strike Back

    Tax Wars episode VI: The Return of the RINO

  29. #229
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 6:21 pm, Hiraghm said:

    I have to leave movie entries at those few… I go into “movies they show at Obama’s b-day party” and I’ll overload the server…

  30. #230
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 6:33 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    One last card game I’d like to see Oblunder play: Solitaire-y Confinement

  31. #231
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 6:38 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    The new Monopoly board game: “Monetize the Debt” [the Bernanke Gold Standard Edition]

  32. #232
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 6:41 pm, Mister P said:

    Whack-a-POTUS

  33. #233
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 6:45 pm, bodfish said:

    Would Obama-partiers play a raaaaacist game?

    Tour de Fence

  34. #234
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 6:45 pm, hadsil said:

    Cashforclunkersonne

    Empire Destroyer

    Cosmic Blunders

    Dominion: Government Expansion

    Terroristchu

    No Power Grid

    St. Obamasburg

    Seven Liberals

    Sarah Palin Poke Her Tournament

    Backwardsgammon

  35. #235
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 6:48 pm, bodfish said:

    #190 Stacey babies conceived during holidays?

    So in 1961, Ramadan was in December?

  36. #236
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 7:02 pm, Truesoldier said:
  37. #237
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 7:24 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

    Parsleezy

  38. #238
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 7:28 pm, bodfish said:

    237 OK – Loyalist

    Funny. Simple, tradition, apt, and funny!

  39. #239
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 7:35 pm, Bigfoot said:

    Three-legged race card

  40. #240
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 8:05 pm, Khyris said:

    Bigfoot, see #70 =P GMTA!

  41. #241
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 8:31 pm, jsr said:

    Make Me Laugh

    plus the new Age of Obama version

    Make Me Cry

  42. #242
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 8:32 pm, Divapalooza said:

    Michelle….you’re giving Dave Letterman a run for his money with your most excellent top 10!! Happy F’ing Birthday NOBAMA!!

  43. #243
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 9:04 pm, timmytango said:

    Forgive me if this has been posted – I haven’t had time yet to read all 240+ posts.

    Nile Gardiner gives it to Barky and his birthday bash with both barrels. Too bad we need to go to the UK for opinions – not ever stated in our LSM.

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100099548/obama-feasts-while-rome-burns-do-america%E2%80%99s-ruling-liberal-elites-think-they-are-the-new-emperors/

    (This is a long link – if it doesn’t work:
    http://tinyurl.com/3h8o99f )

  44. #244
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 9:36 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

    OT/

    Scandal-plagued Rep. David Wu (D-Oregon) resigned from the House of Representatives on Wednesday.

    A statement from Wu’s office said the congressman had notified both Oregon Gov. John Kitzhaber (D) and House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) of his resignation, which will be effective as of 11:59 p.m

    CYA Tigger Wu !!!

  45. #245
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 10:41 pm, teachem2 said:

    Prisonball

  46. #246
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:02 pm, mondamay said:

    On August 3rd, 2011 at 5:27 pm, reptevye said:
    How about a drinking game? Whenever Obama gives a speech or press conference and every time he says the word “I” in reference to himself and some amazing feat he does like single-handedly building the great wall of China with brick and mortar and self discipline, everybody takes a drink

    I had considered something like that, but as often as O says “I”, there would be mass alcohol poisonings.

    “Let me be clear” would be my suggestion.

  47. #247
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:17 pm, Flyoverman said:
  48. #248
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:21 pm, havok said:
  49. #249
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:30 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:17 pm, Flyoverman said:

    My upbringing says I discriminate with great prejudice anyone that wants to park it in my @$$… color me anything but rainbow or tuti fruiti :lol:

  50. #250
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:33 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:30 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

    On a related note, one of my favorite posters is the one that has a picutre of every possible handgun entitled “Celebrate Diversity.”

    A classic.

  51. #251
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:38 pm, SignPainterGuy said:

    Chutes and Ladders – negotiating the mountain of debt edition

    UNO – the “I won ‘once’ ” edition

  52. #252
    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:41 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

    On August 3rd, 2011 at 11:33 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On a related note…

    ROFLMAO

  53. #253
    On August 4th, 2011 at 1:26 am, BaldEaglet said:

    Koran-dy Land

  54. #254
    On August 4th, 2011 at 1:39 am, BaldEaglet said:

    Trivial Pursuit of Happiness
    Chinese Checks
    War

  55. #255
    On August 4th, 2011 at 1:50 am, puhiawa said:

    I think every one has had about enough of this incompetent dolt.

  56. #256
    On August 4th, 2011 at 7:16 am, wckelly60 said:

    On August 3rd, 2011 at 6:48 pm, bodfish said:

    #190 Stacey babies conceived during holidays?

    So in 1961, Ramadan was in December?

    Actually, it was on February 27 in 1960(the year he would have been conceived) and February 16th, in ’61.

  57. #257
    On August 4th, 2011 at 7:23 am, jlhudg23 said:

    Pin the tail on me!!! — The O

  58. #258
    On August 4th, 2011 at 7:37 am, Dave said:

    On August 4th, 2011 at 1:50 am, puhiawa said:

    I think every one has had about enough of this incompetent dolt.

    If only he were incompetent. The marxist sonofab!tch is doing precisely what he intended from the start.

  59. #259
    On August 4th, 2011 at 7:57 am, NY Andy said:

    Johnny ride the taxpayer

  60. #260
    On August 4th, 2011 at 8:31 am, stuckinIL4now said:

    I hear the name of the Aragon Ballroom had to be changed after Obirthdayboy’s appearance. It’s now know as the ARROGANT Ballroom.

  61. #261
    On August 4th, 2011 at 8:34 am, swede said:

    Charades: Three words.

    First word: Sounds like grow…
    Second word: Sounds like duck…
    Third word: Sounds like blourself…

  62. #262
    On August 4th, 2011 at 2:13 pm, MaverickThrowback said:

    How many food stamps will be collected for his price of a photo op?

  63. #263
    On August 4th, 2011 at 3:12 pm, GOPGin said:

    To (Not) Tell the Truth

  64. #264
    On August 4th, 2011 at 3:13 pm, GOPGin said:

    Has anyone suggested the game “A**hole?”

  65. #265
    On August 4th, 2011 at 3:15 pm, GOPGin said:

    Scene It Coming

  66. #266
    On August 4th, 2011 at 5:09 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Swede – #262: How Original!

    Charades for Obamites:
    Rhymes with Swiss
    Sounds like Why
    Sounds like Bass

    …..heh

  67. #267
    On August 4th, 2011 at 7:56 pm, bodfish said:

    Sorry to Stacy of Lib. and/or #257′s
    wckelly60

    I was being flip, sarcastic, that to be conceived during a Moslem Holiday might fit the approximate time of Obama’s conception. According to Wikipedia and Time Magazine cited and referenced:
    http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1729685-3,00.html

    Stanley Ann Duham was 17 when she first Met Obama Sr. She was married 2 Feb. 1961 and was “…three months pregnant…” at the time of the ceremony. Ms. Dunham’s birthday might have been the occasion of conception or several days either way. She was born in Kansas 29 Nov. 1942. So to be 50 years old today, early August, the 4th, he was conceived in 1960, possibly when his mother was 17 or just 18. Unmarried pregnancy in those days was scandalous… and marriage to an African was only legal in about 1/2 of US States… of which Hawaii was one. Barack Sr. might, in some states been afoul of ‘sex with minors’ laws. So, pappa Obama was not a very observant Moslem. Sex with a minor, who was Christian, not married to him was more than unusual for the Muslim faith. Time also reports he drank beer with the other infidels– college classmates. They were divorced in 1964, if they were ever legally married. I wrote here before, that I think this bastardy and the youthfulness of his mother were why he did not produce birth papers. As we have now seen, the age and single status of Stanley Ann are obvious. This is nothing to do with any controversy over language of citizenship in the main Constitution and later the 14th Amendment. I’ll stay as an agnostic on all of that. But… little Barack must have been embarrassed when kidded ’bout “who’s your Daddy?” Strange psychology indeed that the boy identified with the father, African checked on the 2010 census form, an anti-colonialist possibly a Marxist even before father and son went to Harvard. Identifying with the Father who treated his mother so diffidently and shamefully is twisted psychology and personality. Yet, the work ethic of his white grandparents and indeed of his mother and her intellectual curiosity are traits he seems to have missed as he pursued the “Legend” of his father. Senior died of chronic alcoholism, driving drunk at age 46.

  68. #268
    On August 5th, 2011 at 9:19 pm, jrgdds said:

    USA downgraded to AA+. Once again, Happy Birthday Mr. pResident!

  69. #269
    On August 6th, 2011 at 9:46 am, CMSGT said:

    Horse#$*(shoes) – close enough for handgranades and government work.

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