Paul Krugman’s Suggestion to End the Economic Slump: Mobilize for a Space Alien Attack
**Written by Doug Powers
Yesterday, Paul Krugman, Nobel laureate and columnist for the New York Times, appeared on CNN’s “Fareed Zakaria GPS” and had an out of this world idea to turn the economy around:
PAUL KRUGMAN, NEW YORK TIMES: Think about World War II, right? That was actually negative social product spending, and yet it brought us out.
I mean, probably because you want to put these things together, if we say, “Look, we could use some inflation.” Ken and I are both saying that, which is, of course, anathema to a lot of people in Washington but is, in fact, what the basic logic says.
It’s very hard to get inflation in a depressed economy. But if you had a program of government spending plus an expansionary policy by the Fed, you could get that. So, if you think about using all of these things together, you could accomplish, you know, a great deal.
If we discovered that, you know, space aliens were planning to attack and we needed a massive buildup to counter the space alien threat and really inflation and budget deficits took secondary place to that, this slump would be over in 18 months. And then if we discovered, oops, we made a mistake, there aren’t any aliens, we’d be better–
Oddly enough, after this interview was over, space aliens did show up, but it was only to cancel their subscription to the New York Times. Unfortunately though, the aliens were exposed to our Krugmanized economic atmosphere for too long, which resulted in three of them getting laid off before they could make it back to the spaceship.
Noel Sheppard at Newsbusters ran some of the numbers on the off chance anybody outside select pockets of liberal academia took Krugman seriously:
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OMG… he wasn’t speculating about an alien invasion from space!
Just found this Video capture of space invaders back in 1978!
Good thing we already had defenses in place.
Here’s a more recent video from just last year of alien invasion.
Oh the humanity!
Ah but they don’t so your whole point is moot. Man we could do a lot of things if only other things didn’t get in the way. Of course, those other things are because we did what we did so…
Liberal spin cycle.
That’s what she said!
What, exactly are you successful at?
I’m not betting on cognition or comprehension.
You left out the big payoff, namely Yassur Arafat!
The New Deal did not end the Great Depression, nor did WW II ( http://www.thefreemanonline.org/columns/what-ended-the-great-depression/ ):
“Let’s be blunt. If the recipe for economic recovery is putting tens of millions of people in defense plants or military marches, then having them make or drop bombs on our enemies overseas, the value of world peace is called into question. In truth, building tanks and feeding soldiers—necessary as it was to winning the war—became a crushing financial burden. We merely traded debt for unemployment. The expense of funding World War II hiked the national debt from $49 billion in 1941 to almost $260 billion in 1945. In other words, the war had only postponed the issue of recovery.”
It is now well understood that the minimal interference of the government during the time from our founding to the New Deal is what enabled the incredible growth of the United States. We’ve even seen that cutting government works here. After Calvin Coolidge sharply cut taxes, the roaring 20’s occurred ( http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id=3015 ). The Heritage Foundation’s Index of economic freedom ( http://www.heritage.org/index/ ) shows this quite clearly.
If you want to restore prosperity, it would be wise to see what has historically worked and what is working, around the world, now. This administration is repeating the policies of the 30s and wondering why the results they’re getting are pretty much the same. The insanity of spending ourselves into national bankruptcy is one reason for my sig:
Atlas Shrugged was supposed to be a warning, NOT a newspaper!
The unheeded warnings of yesterday become the headlines of today
I dunno about now, but we were still training on and using M-14s in the Navy in 1994 when I said Aloha. Not sure about the skimmers, but the subs kept them in their small arms lockers. Great for shark watch on the bridge during ‘swim call.’
I could see that in Afghanistan, but in Iraq the close combat is what you deal with most of the time. As a matter of fact we were very happy to have our M4 of the M16 as the collapsable stock made it really great in tight quarters. The combat mostly occured in the city areas as the insurgents had more places to hide. The other thing about the M4 we loved was the weighted barrel. This helped to compensate for the recoil in 3 round burst.
This is in practice, only instead of the M14 most fire teams have the M240B in them.
The maximum effective range of the M240B is 1800 Meters (6 times that of an M16) The M14 had a maximum effective range of 500 meters I beleive. The M14 is still in use today as a sniper rifle by the Marines (and led to the Army’s M21 sniper rifle). Here is more info on the M14 and its variations for anyone interested.
The liberals swear by Krugman – he is the go-to guy on everything involving economics. I don’t claim to know a lot of economics, but hell, I had to read this 3 times to make any sense of it at all. And this guy is teaching students to think like he does.
Indeed, there is a growing body of academic studies, including one from Romer (and her husband) showing that tax cuts would be a more effective economic stimulus. The magical-thinking establishment media will let the debate pass largely unnoticed, keeping their eyes on the skies.
Yet, when Christina Romer worked in the White House for Broke Hussein Obama, she was his official advocate and most prominent spokesperson for the Stimulus Bill. She knew it was the wrong thing to do, that it would inhibit and damage the economy, she did it anyway.
http://patterico.com/2011/08/15/paul-krugman-phone-home/
Dwaaahhh? Also, if your house is on fire, pour some acetone on it quick! Ya know, it’s actually kinda nice that a delusional schizophrenic psycopath with hallucinogenic drug addictions can have a nice life writing OpEds for the NYTitanic. Can you type? Got an opinion? Yer hired.
Weellll, if they follow Greenspud’s dopey directive to just print mo money – Krud-man could have his precious inflation right there.
oh, and the one that went to Nelson Mandela.
Krugman is just praying for the MotherShip to land to take him (& Teh Won) home to the planet of his (their) birth.
OT
Aha – you’re the guy I need to ask. My little M4 came without a rear sight and I was going to get a low profile 40L sort of thing, when along came the same-plane low-profile… Any suggestions? Or something else amazing?
Thanks – sorry, not trying to threadjack.
On the second sheet, after more than 6 hours?
I don’t consider anything threadjacking after 4 hours, or 100 comments, whichever comes first.
Unless, of course, it’s one of our snipers.
Krugmann overlooks the fact we were a producing country in those days. Oklahoma had oil wells sticking up all over the place, steel mills were humming, and the government wasn’t stopping every business from doing business. Also “Green” described the day after a great drunk and not a job.
Is Mr. Krugman for real?
This guy is nutz & CNN,(Commie News Network), is crazy for putting him on.
Mr. Krugman you REALLY need to seek help.
Krugman better watch out. Alan Moore is going to be coming after him for stealing the plot of Watchmen.
Oh, my, you’ve revealed the true identity of ILovetosmellmydirtygymshorts.
This kind of thinking is like the irrational “reasoning” of a mental patient.
Hey – we have some real alien threats on our southern border.
Krugman has gone around the bend…..
Space aliens?
It was even funnier when Ronald Reagan used the same theme in front of the UN General Assembly.
Alan Moore, who borrowed it from a 1963 episode of “The Outer Limits”.
Wait, I thought ol’ Prez Owetrillions was ratcheting down the “space” program. But, okay, in the enduring spirit of compromise, we can agree to mobilize for a space attack on ONE condition: Omoonbat MUST agree beforehand that after the alien insurrection is crushed, he will be a passenger on the rocket he wants to land on an asteroid by 2025.
No chickening out, either.
Yeah, I know but Alan Moore’s beard is scarier than anyone who ever worked on “The Outer Limits.”
And this drivel is from a Nobel prize laureate?
Proof positive of the Nobel committee’s infatuation with pseudo-intellectual hacks as well as terrorists and unworthy heads of state.
The President has already adopted the Krugman economic plan as part of his new Reinvigorated Focus-Like-a-Laser on Jobs Campaign and Midwest Bus Tour. Check out the story, and the new White House video promoting the program at Pundit Pete.
You might also like to see the promotional video it replaced.
Now I really know why both Krugman and Obama received Nobel Prizes – the awards committee is staffed by aliens!
Not just the Watchmen, but the Outer Limits and “Architects of Fear”. If it’s a Harlan Ellison episode, he’ll sue the crap out of Krugman.
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/08/15/watchmen-paul-krugman-alien-invasion/
Also:
http://thepatriotperspective.wordpress.com/2011/08/16/paul-krugman-keynesian-idiot/
The Nelson Mandela Nobel was at least defensible
Why was that funny? Reagan didn’t say anything about the economy.
get caught trying to blow up parliament & other terrorist activities, spend 30 years in jail & voila!
Poor thing, let’s give him a peace prize.
Ah yes! One man’s “freedom fighter” is another man’s “terrorist”.
The fight against apartheid (in America it was called “Jim Crow”) was universally recognized as a “just cause”; except by Republicans, of course.
Is there no inappropriate way to fight for a just cause? How could you seriously not realize you were going to get asked this?
I can only speculate to the fate of publications like the Times, Time Magazine and Newsweek if it weren’t for doctor/dentist waiting rooms and libraries that also subscribe to everything else under the sun.
so, I don’t get it–are you calling me a Boer or a Republican?
Why mobilize for a space alien attack?
WW2 was the end of the first Great Depression.
Why not finish WW2 and end the second Great Depression? We haven’t defeated all the Nazis yet.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/816232/posts