Eco-zealous feds target Gibson guitars, antique piano sellers; Updated: Gibson explains, exposes DOJ overreach

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 26, 2011 10:28 AM

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The real endangered species?

I’ve seen a lot of enviro-nitwittery over the years, but this takes the cake.

US Fish and Wildlife officials have raided the famous Gibson Guitars. And the instrument-maker isn’t alone. Antique piano dealers are also in the crosshairs. Why? Because rare, beautiful instruments made of ecologically incorrect materials must be sacrificed at the green altar. Talk about hitting a sour note.

Eric Felten at the WSJ reports:

Federal agents swooped in on Gibson Guitar Wednesday, raiding factories and offices in Memphis and Nashville, seizing several pallets of wood, electronic files and guitars. The Feds are keeping mum, but in a statement yesterday Gibson’s chairman and CEO, Henry Juszkiewicz, defended his company’s manufacturing policies, accusing the Justice Department of bullying the company. “The wood the government seized Wednesday is from a Forest Stewardship Council certified supplier,” he said, suggesting the Feds are using the aggressive enforcement of overly broad laws to make the company cry uncle.

It isn’t the first time that agents of the Fish and Wildlife Service have come knocking at the storied maker of such iconic instruments as the Les Paul electric guitar, the J-160E acoustic-electric John Lennon played, and essential jazz-boxes such as Charlie Christian’s ES-150. In 2009 the Feds seized several guitars and pallets of wood from a Gibson factory, and both sides have been wrangling over the goods in a case with the delightful name “United States of America v. Ebony Wood in Various Forms.”

The question in the first raid seemed to be whether Gibson had been buying illegally harvested hardwoods from protected forests, such as the Madagascar ebony that makes for such lovely fretboards. And if Gibson did knowingly import illegally harvested ebony from Madagascar, that wouldn’t be a negligible offense. Peter Lowry, ebony and rosewood expert at the Missouri Botanical Garden, calls the Madagascar wood trade the “equivalent of Africa’s blood diamonds.” But with the new raid, the government seems to be questioning whether some wood sourced from India met every regulatory jot and tittle.

Where are the waiver-dispensers when you need them? How about some relief for these American employers and small businessmen, President Obama?

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Someone needs to rewrite that “United breaks guitars” song and update it to “Obama raids guitars:”

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Update: The ObamaFail blog has transcribed an interview with Gibson Guitar’s CEO Henry Juszkiewicz exposing DOJ overreach and mis-enforcement of other countries’ laws… Make sure you click through to listen to the entire interview.

As the ObamaFail blog explains:

The core issue is Gibson’s purchase of wood for use in guitar fingerboards. The wood is not raw, nor is it finished. Juszkiewicz explains that the wood is purchased from Madagascar when it is “two-thirds of the way” finished. Once purchased, the wood is brought to America, where it is finished by American workers. According to the Obama administration, purchasing unfinished wood is a violation of Madagascarian law…

But as Juszkiewicz said:

“So the government’s contention is that because American workers are working on that and finishing it, that it is not a finished product and, therefore, initially Madagascar law – and now I guess they’re contending Indian law – says you can’t remove unfinished product from the market. So in other words, if a person in Madagascar had completed the work on that blank, it would be legal. But the fact that American workers are finishing the work in the United States, makes it illegal, as far as their concerned.”

“The government’s position is, that is the law of the land in Madagascar and they are saying that is the law of the land in India. That is not the case. The fact is, we have affidavits from numerous government officials – and this court case, specifically now, is forMadagascar wood. We have affidavits from virtually every govt official saying that it is legal, that their definition of what is legal is a fingerboard blank and its been exported within every certification that is necessary. So they have the arrogance to interpret Madagascar law differently than the people of Madagascar.”

So the jackboots in the Obama administration are wrongly enforcing other countries’ laws and preventing American workers from doing their work here.

Typical DOJ: Ignore American laws. Foolishly enforce foreign ones at American companies’ expense.
Just wow.

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  1. #1
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:36 am, BOB said:

    My Chinese made drum set is made of some kind of mystery wood…should I be watching for the jack-booted thugs at my door?

    Ebony Wood does sound like a nice name for a black jazz singer.

  2. #2
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:41 am, Pasadena Phil said:

    Racism! Why pick on ebony? Why not crack down on white pine too to strike the right enthic balance?

  3. #3
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:45 am, letget said:

    Just when you don’t think it can get any more insane with our fed agencies, they never disappoint do they with stuff like this? How about going after real illegal stuff, illegal aliens here in America?
    L

  4. #4
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:45 am, hawkeye54 said:

    My Chinese made drum set is made of some kind of mystery wood…should I be watching for the jack-booted thugs at my door?

    Yes, you should.

  5. #5
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:47 am, SkyePuppy said:

    I’m so glad they’re not going after mandolins too. I have an old “The Gibson” mandolin circa 1924 or something, with ivory tuning knobs. No idea what kind of wood, but I’m sure some of it must be racist. Or colonialist. Or some other kind of incorrect “ist.”

    It just hurts to think of what our hard-earned tax money is being used for!

  6. #6
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:48 am, Doug Powers said:

    Jimmy Page’s Gibson double-neck must make eco-weenies twice as wiggy.

  7. #7
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:49 am, peteee said:

    rabbits, raw milk, goat farmers, and now guitar makers. are they going to go after old pirates next, and check that thier wooden legs are made out of environmentally correct wood, and thier parrot was not smuggled into the country?

  8. #8
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:49 am, RedDog said:

    Hoping that they would go after America’s enemies with such zeal, and I am not just talking about foreign enemies.

  9. #9
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:53 am, hawkeye54 said:

    Federal agents swooped in on Gibson Guitar Wednesday, raiding factories and offices in Memphis and Nashville, seizing several pallets of wood, electronic files and guitars.

    And if Gibson is cleared, ya wanna bet they don’t get this material back, or some of its missing of what they do get back?

    How about going after real illegal stuff, illegal aliens here in America?

    Nah, ….better to shake down honest and profitable businesses to show ‘em whose boss and collect some revenue.

    Ironic that on the side bar is advertising for “Brand Guitars from China”. I’m sure the materials in them comply with USF&W policies.

  10. #10
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:55 am, RedDog said:

    Who actually makes the decision to investigate such things much less execute a raid? I really want to know this jackas*’ name. I’m sure the green light came from Holder but who are the apparachiks who complied?

    This is a ludicrous waste of public money. Another example of Leftists selectively enforcing “laws” and regulations they agree with.

  11. #11
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:56 am, RedDog said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:53 am, hawkeye54 said:
    And if Gibson is cleared, ya wanna bet they don’t get this material back, or some of its missing of what they do get back?

    Not missing. It will end up on Ebay.

  12. #12
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:57 am, passingruffian said:

    Now we know why that girl got fined for saving a woodpecker.

  13. #13
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:57 am, izoneguy said:

    More fodder for the Perry campaign

  14. #14
    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:59 am, hawkeye54 said:

    rabbits, raw milk, goat farmers, and now guitar makers. are they going to go after old pirates next, and check that thier wooden legs are made out of environmentally correct wood, and thier parrot was not smuggled into the country?

    Our zealous leftist led agencies will aggresively go after anyone and anything they can so they can regulate and tax to feed their craving for manipulative power and control.

  15. #15
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:02 am, singlemalt_18 said:

    The over reach of an intrusive power-grabbing government is achieved thru the long-arm of the laws it passes.

    The more laws that are passed, the more law-breakers there will be. Even George Orwell never imagined that makers of musical instruments would become the target of government thugs.

    Is this the real day the music died? Will the marching band still refuse to yield?

    We can only hope…

  16. #16
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:03 am, spaceycakes said:

    Lawzy, if they’re after the ebony, how long before they go after the ivory?!

  17. #17
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:03 am, hawkeye54 said:

    Not missing. It will end up on Ebay.

    yeah, by seller FWS enviro-nazi

  18. #18
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:05 am, BobonStatenIsland said:

    Justifying their overpaid jobs. Absolutely rediculous. And Rock & Roll is FULL of LIBS who would otherwise vote for Obama AGAIN. Just lost some of those votes (we can only hope).
    I own a 1980 Gibson SG (similar to the one in the photo). Mine has a rosewood neck…..uh oh! Maybe I should turn it in. NAHHH. Nor can they have my Smith & Wesson.

  19. #19
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:05 am, gitarfan said:

    pssst….I have a conflict wood Les Paul for sale.

  20. #20
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:16 am, thejim said:

    Potential GOP candidates should be asked if they will shut down idiotic federal agencies if elected president. If they fail to loudly confirm that they would do so on day one, they should be passed over as just another do nothing constructive, big government, professional politician.

  21. #21
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:16 am, peteee said:

    singlemalt_18 said:
    Is this the real day the music died? Will the marching band still refuse to yield?

    We can only hope…

    hey, not only will american made guitars skyrocket, brass instruments have too, have you seen the price of brass lately?

  22. #22
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:17 am, flameinhair said:

    OUTRAGEOUS! The EPA and the Eco-Feds needs to GO! My husband has a Gibson, are they gonna come to our home and TRY to take it? BRING IT ON! What a bunch of CRAP!!!!

  23. #23
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:17 am, Iowa Guy said:

    US Fish and Wildlife officials have raided the famous Gibson Guitars.

    Didn’t know Gibsons were made of fish and/or wildlife…

  24. #24
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:23 am, hawkeye54 said:

    Where are the waiver-dispensers when you need them? How about some relief for these American employers and small businessmen, President Obama?

    Say, I’m certain something can be worked out between American employers, small businessmen and the Pretender in Chief. Their concerns can be worked out easily with him. All they need to do is visit http://www.barackobama.com and have a generously loaded pre-paid debit card handy, follow the easy on-line instructions, and in a few days Barky might get back to them to see what he can do.

  25. #25
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:25 am, hawkeye54 said:

    Didn’t know Gibsons were made of fish and/or wildlife…

    Well, some people I knew, back when, that played Gibsons, were certainly into wildlife, or wild living, or something.

  26. #26
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:25 am, eCurmudgeon said:

    I’m waiting for the federal program to develop a workable hemp-fiber guitar in order to avoid this entire unfortunate scenario once and for all…

  27. #27
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:31 am, greenfairie said:

    With this kind of harassment, no wonder so many American companies are expanding overseas. I wouldn’t blame Gibson if it packed up shop and moved to China. Or perhaps that’s what Obama-Fuhrer wants. I believe it is his mission to not only redistribute wealth from productive Americans to the non-productive, but also to redistribute American weath, resources, and jobs to the Third World.

    That said, a commenter on Gateway Pundit did an OpenSecret.com search on the Gibson CEO’s political contributions. He’s given to both parties but the GP commenter noted that one of the recipients was Rep. Darrell Issa. You know, the guy who’s putting the heat on “My People” Holder. Hmm…

  28. #28
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:33 am, happyscrapper said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:57 am, izoneguy said:
    More fodder for the Perry campaign

    The next Conservative candidate MUST talk specifics about the run-away laws and regulations. They need to bring out the absolutely ridiculous lengths the thugs are going to so they can put their boots on our necks! The American People need to hear this…over and over until they understand what we are dealing with here. If they don’t, the “jack-booted thugs” will win and we will be cowering in our homes without our weapons and they will come in at will and confiscate anything they want. That will be the end.

    Do not comromise with evil!
    Do not give up your guns!
    Do not give up your 1st amendment rights to freedom of speech and freedom of religion!

    We have to take a stand…the time is now. They want us to be confused about what is legal and what isn’t so they can do whatever they want and we will be afraid of going to jail. This is another tactic.

    The more we understand their TACTICS, the more we can fight them.

  29. #29
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:34 am, tiredofit2012 said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 10:36 am, BOB said:

    My Chinese made drum set is made of some kind of mystery wood…should I be watching for the jack-booted thugs at my door?

    Ebony Wood does sound like a nice name for a black jazz singer.

    Or a Blues guitarist.

  30. #30
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:38 am, PhredE said:

    Wow.

    Meanwhile, while they weren’t paying attention… The Emerald Ash Borer continues to devastate millions of valuable Ash Trees in the upper midwest. Since they are the “Fish and Wildlife Service” shouldn’t they worry more about what exotic critters are doing to our own native forests here at home?

    Ironically, Ash wood is used for/to, among other things: furniture, bows, baseball bats, and oh yeah, electric guitar bodies (well, historically — not so much anymore). In fact, Fender used to rely upon nearly exclusively upon a supply of good sized/quality Ash slabs to make the famed Stratocaster and Telecaster (and other) models. Oh yeah, don’t tell the enviro-eco-nitwits, but I can say for certain, it makes pretty good firewood too (hehehe).

  31. #31
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:39 am, tre said:

    Any illegals who happened to be working there were given amnesty, but, those pallets of boards were arrested and deported.
    Crazy!

  32. #32
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:41 am, cheapseat said:

    This is why companies are moving out of the U.S. I expect to see Gibson go offshore soon, as this type of governmental harrassment is one of the driving forces of companies leaving. The design, the wood, and the name CAN’T be replaced, the artisans who shape the wood CAN.

  33. #33
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:45 am, malkin_fan said:

    So it’s OK to cross the border illegally and destroy our culture, just don’t bring any wood.

    Holder should be in jail.

  34. #34
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:46 am, Papa Louie said:

    Where are the waiver-dispensers when you need them?

    The waiver-dispensers are waiting for the right amount of campaign donations to be made. Obviously, Gibson Guitars hasn’t been donating enough. For Obama to reach his goal of raising a billion dollars, a little pressure is needed. Why else would anyone donate to Obama’s campaign in this economy?

  35. #35
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:46 am, squeaker1 said:

    Ebony Wood does sound like a nice name for a black jazz singer.

    Isn’t that what Obama gets every time he steps on the private sector? /sarc

  36. #36
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:48 am, hawkeye54 said:

    Since they are the “Fish and Wildlife Service” shouldn’t they worry more about what exotic critters are doing to our own native forests here at home?

    No, the exotic critters are illegal aliens, which we all know, are being given waivers by the current WH. Strictly hands off by FWS.

  37. #37
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:48 am, bodfish said:

    “Ebony and Ivory” now officially out of tune, what about “Norwegian Wood?”

  38. #38
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:51 am, Truesoldier said:

    “United States of America v. Ebony Wood in Various Forms.”

    It wasn’t just about the enviornment. Holder saw that they were enslaving Ebony Wood (you know that has to be code for something racist) and he has made it his mission to free the slaves from the master know as Gibson!

  39. #39
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:53 am, spaceycakes said:

    eCurmudgeon said:
    I’m waiting for the federal program to develop a workable hemp-fiber guitar

    I wanna be around when the guitarist sets it on fire a’la Hendrix.

    Duuuuuuude

  40. #40
    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:54 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    But with the new raid, the government seems to be questioning whether some wood sourced from India met every regulatory jot and tittle.

    Every jot was met. There are several tittles still under investigation, however.

  41. #41
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:02 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 11:45 am, malkin_fan said:
    So it’s OK to cross the border illegally and destroy our culture, just don’t bring any wood.

    Holder should be in jail.

    He will be, malkin_fan…he will be!!

  42. #42
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:03 pm, AmericaFirst said:

    I pray a new President will wipe all federal cabinets clean of these liberal infested terrorist squads. I don’t necessarily blame the law enforcement agencies. I blame the administrators, policy interpreters and decision makers. Those names should be published so we can have them removed from office. Post their photos and names on the entrance windows of the Gibson factories. Post them above the time clocks. Put them in with their paycheck stubs. A reminder how a few liberals will terminate your job in a heartbeat. Intimidation is a third world policy. We’ve become a third world nation under Obama and Democrat legislators.

  43. #43
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:06 pm, Wade said:

    I am afraid to wake up with wood now.

  44. #44
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:07 pm, Darthnoob said:

    “The wood the government seized Wednesday is from a Forest Stewardship Council certified supplier,”

    I wonder how much extra the wood costs just for that certification? It sounds like a private organization. It’s Madagascar’s own business which trees they want to cut down, if they let the wood out of the country what right does THIS government have sticking their nose into it.

  45. #45
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:08 pm, Wade said:

    Al Gore announces wood credits.

  46. #46
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:10 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:06 pm, Wade said:
    I am afraid to wake up with wood now.

    I think you’re okay. Morning Wood doesn’t appear to be on the endangered list.

  47. #47
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:12 pm, cabrerski said:

    The DOJ siezed it and now Holder’s got wood.

  48. #48
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:16 pm, rambler said:

    Gov has gotten totally out of control. It fails to control what is supposed to control and then wants to micro-manage everything else. Tyranny has arrived.

  49. #49
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:16 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    I dare a federal agent to seize MY wood!

  50. #50
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:17 pm, Truesoldier said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:16 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    I dare a federal agent to seize MY wood!

    Better be careful Ilovepullingmypud is lurking around this morning.

  51. #51
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:18 pm, Darthnoob said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:16 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    I dare a federal agent to seize MY wood!

    That’s what Qaddafi said (while clutching his Condi scrapbook) . . .

  52. #52
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:20 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Better be careful Ilovesmegmaonatrisket is lurking around this morning.

    I believe you still need an IQ greater than your shoe size to be a federal agent.

  53. #53
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:22 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    I believe you still need an IQ greater than your shoe size to be a federal agent.

    If only that were true for politicians.

  54. #54
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:24 pm, happyscrapper said:

    What’s next? Seizing cast-iron products? From my cold, dead hands!! And yes, it does take two hands to lift it!

  55. #55
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:24 pm, bodfish said:

    Working for the Wood Czar as leader of SWAT Assault team 14, she bragged to leader 15 of her successful morning: “I bet I got more wood than you did!” The Wood Czar originally dictated that captured contraband be fed to only our native species of termites to save them from extinction, of course. Ebony has proved too dense even for the new shipment of Chinese wood-chipper machines. So a new Department is ordered with a new blue-ribbon commission of noted philologists and other community organizers to investigate just what insects will eat ebony in whatever countries it comes from… and get some over here pronto. Guitars are piling up, and there are destruction quotas to maintain.

  56. #56
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:29 pm, Darthnoob said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:24 pm, happyscrapper said:
    What’s next? Seizing cast-iron products? From my cold, dead hands!! And yes, it does take two hands to lift it!

    Ohhhh Happyscrapper! Been meaning to tell you. If you’re every in Tenn you need to hit the Lodge factory store. They have a WHOLE ROOM of half price cast iron. We’re a three dutch oven family now! Bought my 11yo his own little 8 inch dutch oven for scouting. It’s adorable. and dangerous too!

  57. #57
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:32 pm, hadsil said:

    I cannot take government environmentalism seriously until they finally tackle the problem of dihydrogen monoxide. Even this weekend New York City is expected to suffer the consequences of the stuff that pollutes the atmosphere. Hurricanes exacerbate the problem because of the high winds.

  58. #58
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:42 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    If you find it impossible to hide your wood when federal agents come probing, it’s probably best to avoid friction.

  59. #59
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:48 pm, guitarguy said:

    Hundreds of thousands of illegals about to be deported?
    Give ‘em a pass!

    Own a Gibson Guitar?
    You have the right to remain silent!

  60. #60
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:50 pm, John Deaux said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:16 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    I dare a federal agent to seize MY wood!

    The TSA finds your offer acceptable.

  61. #61
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:53 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Since when do our federal agents enforce foreign laws?!
    KinderEggs are LEGAL in Europe. How about enforcing that law?

  62. #62
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:53 pm, Soul said:

    On a serious note, awful to read, and bizarre logic from the administration. On a less serious note, there have been times where I wouldn’t mind if Fish and Wild Life confiscated my Fender guitar! Thing can drive me nuts.

  63. #63
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:58 pm, spaceycakes said:

    LOL@John Deaux

  64. #64
    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:59 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:29 pm, Darthnoob said:

    Thanks for the heads-up, Darth! I have only been in TN once, back in 1963. A far different state back then, when they still had “whites only” gas stations and drinking fountains. I bet it is a beautiful state today and I would visit it…if you can promise that the stench of manbearpig has been erradicated.

  65. #65
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:00 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    Gibson is hardly “clear cutting” and leveling huge swaths of forests to attain these highly desirable and select exotic woods.

    The avg. player simply can’t afford the $7 to $12k price tag. ( I know I can’t ) These are “Special Order” items.

    MM said:

    nitwittery

    So stealing that.

  66. #66
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:01 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:42 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    If you find it impossible to hide your wood when federal agents come probing, it’s probably best to avoid friction.

    This could very well qualify as the post of the day!! :roll: :lol:

  67. #67
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:05 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    One of the players in our band knows an R&D tech at Gibson. They are constantly seeking out new species and are even working on bio-engineering ones in order to take a pass on all the ‘enviro-nitwittery’.

    Bammie done messed w/ the wrong damned company! Gibson is one of our oldest and most beloved of American brands. Even people that can’t play the intro to Stairway To Heaven know and revere the Gibson brand.

    Way to go. Schmucks.

  68. #68
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:06 pm, NavyGal said:

    The EPA should issue regulations against hurricanes forming; tornadoes, too, all that dust, you know.

  69. #69
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:10 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Gibson is one of our oldest and most beloved of American brands.

    Well, right there is the problem Barky and his admin has with it.

  70. #70
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:12 pm, T-Bone said:

    I feel a blues song coming on.

    I make good guitars
    With sweet sounding wood
    I source it from places
    I know that I should
    But the gubmint started hassling
    With Oblamos new czar
    They soon came a knocking
    to take my guitar

    I got the Oblamo guitar blues
    His czar came a knocking
    Demanding his dues
    Now he’s blaming guitar wood
    For all his bad news
    Sweet rosewood and maple
    Thats all that I use

    This song has some good news
    It’s only a ruse
    Oblamo likes rappers
    Not guitars and blues
    But he’ll soon be defeated
    Four years is now two
    The guitars will win
    and Oblamo will lose

    I got the Oblamo guitar blues
    Watch out for pianos
    Start drinking your booze
    His numbers are tanking
    He blames all of youse

    I got the Oblamo guitar blues.

  71. #71
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:13 pm, puhiawa said:

    No American manufacturing concern is safe with Obama and his nuts.

  72. #72
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:17 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:12 pm, T-Bone said:
    I feel a blues song coming on.

    FANTASTIC!! +2000

  73. #73
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:18 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 12:50 pm, John Deaux said:
    The TSA finds your offer acceptable.

    Going through the security line I’m not usually hiding any wood for them to seize. I just have my junk.

  74. #74
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:18 pm, rightisright said:

    Looks like Odumbo’s civilian force at work, after all every government agency needs their own swat team.

    I have to ask myself have these field agents no sense of honest to be doing this kind of work. More zombies and sheeple, perfect government workers.

  75. #75
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:24 pm, drbage said:

    This is such an outstanding example of what is truly lacking in Sodom and Gamorrah on the Potomac: COMMON SENSE! A couple more examples–in a recently passed funding bill for the military they had to go back and add an amendment to allow U.S. troops to fire their weapons to defend themselves in Afghanistan. Oops!
    The IRS raided a small family-run business in St. Louis for back taxes. A plane was chartered from Washington to St. Louis, pilot and co-pilot, and 3 members of IRS enforcement. So, they paid for the charter, the fuel, salaries for all aboard, 5 hotel rooms, and meals. Oh and how much money in back taxes did this company owe–3 cents

  76. #76
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:26 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    T-Bone said:

    Now he’s blaming guitar wood
    For all his bad news

    Sing it T-Bone, SING it!

    Some time back I brought up the story of Maxam Neutraceuticals in Hood River, OR that fell victim to an unwarranted FDA raid of similar injustice.

    Our local non-troll TROLL dismissed the whole raid as “defending a snake oil salesman”. An ISOLATED incident.

    Well… kentroyals5..? Whay say you NOW. On second thought, I was right, you were WRONG. Deal with it.

  77. #77
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:35 pm, Flyoverman said:

    This is what a country is subjected to when those given the power and responsibility to enforce the law, foresake their oath and use the power they have been granted for political coercion, not law enforcement.

  78. #78
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:44 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    puhiawa said:

    No American manufacturing concern is safe with Obama and his nuts.

    Obama doesn’t have any… – oh, you mean the nutty people who work for him….

  79. #79
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:46 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    Flyoverman said:

    and use the power they have been granted for political coercion, not law enforcement.

    Yahtzee! I suggest a Government Takeover of the Musical Instrument Industry. As Michelle suggests, we can call it The Dept. of Sour Notes.

  80. #80
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:46 pm, sbw999 said:

    I feel so much safer now.

  81. #81
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:49 pm, prendad said:

    I heard that they were after “rare rosewood”.
    Whew!
    I almost bought a load of rosewood flooring on sale a few years ago from a local Memphis Home Depot store.
    Man, they would have been in here ripping up my floors.

  82. #82
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:49 pm, T-Bone said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:35 pm, Flyoverman said:
    This is what a country is subjected to when those given the power and responsibility to enforce the law, foresake their oath and use the power they have been granted for political coercion, not law enforcement.

    If they spent some time on enforcing the work status requirements of our country, we would be in better shape.

    How do all these illegals work without supplying a valid I-9? My business is required to collect and verify that our employees are allowed to work in this country. Why is that law not enforced? Politics? That would be corrupt to selectively enforce laws for political gain.

    They do it. Why does the average citizen not have a remedy available to stop the corruption and get our laws enforced?

  83. #83
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:52 pm, ted said:

    Ebony fretboards are superior to all other woods for playing rock music. The necks of violins, cellos, basses have ebony fretboards too.

    I suppose the enjoyment of those who make REAL music and listen to REAL music should suffer so no more beautiful trees have to die. They probably want us all to start listening to hip-hop because it’s more “green” to produce… sounds ridiculous, but it’s not all that far-fetched. :)

  84. #84
    On August 26th, 2011 at 1:54 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Hmmm – one alternative for Madagascar ebony is Macassar ebony. From Obama’s homeland – Indonesia. Soetoro is simply helping out his fellow Indonesians.

  85. #85
    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:02 pm, stoptheinvasion said:

    yes, folks, this Regime ARE really NAZIS, and they are waging total war against America and her people and any semblance of sanity or decency. any doubt left now?

    confiscating our property and that of instrument makers on fake nonsense pretexts, thank you Barack Himmler.

    lawless dictators can go to Hell. their thugs can go to Hell. I don’t obey the dictates of lawless despots, and that means you BHimmlerO mmm mmm mmm! F U, scumbag. in a year and a half your Marxist ass will be a bad memory, b_itch.

  86. #86
    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:02 pm, greenfairie said:

    Could it be because Gibson’s non-union?

    http://ibdst.blogspot.com/2011/08/gibson-blues.html

  87. #87
    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:07 pm, AmericanGirl30 said:

    Can there be any doubt now that we are living in a tyranny?? Our Founding Fathers fought a WAR over this kind of thing! I don’t want to fight a hot war…but something needs to be done. We need a leader. Whether we like it or not, the other side is waging a war against us.

  88. #88
    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:20 pm, BOB said:

    n August 26th, 2011 at 1:49 pm, T-Bone said:

    How do all these illegals work without supplying a valid I-9?

    Don’t know about the others, but apparently Obama was exempt from having to fill one out.

  89. #89
    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:48 pm, right_on said:

    I just think that some at DOJ like looking at black wood in the morning!
    (Yeah…I have a smirk on my face.) :)

  90. #90
    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:53 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:02 pm, greenfairie said:
    Could it be because Gibson’s non-union?

    http://ibdst.blogspot.com/2011/08/gibson-blues.html

    Yes, it definitely could! This is blatant mafia tyranny. The unions are corrupt and don’t hesitate to take what they want. They are doing it to Boeing and are probably doing it to Gibson. What is truly frightening, however, is the close tie between this administration and the unions! They feed on each other, have money, power, and millions of rabid regressives in their pockets. And YET, we beat them in Wisconsin! There IS hope. But this is going to be a tough and bloody fight. They are violent and won’t give up. That goes for the unions and it also goes for the regressives and the thug in the WH.

  91. #91
    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:54 pm, Wade said:

    Holder is Woody Wood Pecker

  92. #92
    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:59 pm, martin.musculus said:

    cabrerski says:
    The DOJ siezed it and now Holder’s got wood.
    Posted on August 26th, 2011

    That’s probably the only way he could.
    As for Stinky, his boss — well, look at the thing he married!

    /rant on
    That’s something I’ve really been trying to figure out since Clinton. What is it about Progressives? Look at their “leaders” – btw you can tell which ones are the leaders by looking for the most dishonest and arrogant degenerate among them – almost without exception they’ve married the most false-and-phoney, crone-ish, coldhearted, dictatorial, greedy, grasping shrew within 500mi. Moooo-shell is the is an iconic representative of the type. And unfortunately those are her most redeeming features.

    I think I finally understand Stinky. She’s the American he knows best… no wonder he hates us! If I had to wake up next to that everyday, I’d also take it out on the country that produced it!
    /rant off

    Sorry about that… sometimes the chemo causes me to want to vent, and I dump diplomacy. I could have said that nicer. It might be OT, but I don’t know, maybe Stinky wouldn’t push The Destruction so hard if he had a pleasant person to come home to? My wife is exceedingly pleasant, (though she can be Steel when necessary…[grin],) and I know if not for her I’d be unbearable to everyone around me!
    Perhaps a do-it-yourself divorce kit would cure the entire Progressive Movement?

  93. #93
    On August 26th, 2011 at 2:59 pm, T-Bone said:

    I suppose the enjoyment of those who make REAL music and listen to REAL music should suffer so no more beautiful trees have to die.

    I thought it was the trees being cut down but after readiing MM’s update, it is actually because Madagascar law forbids the selling of unfinished wood. Gibson buys wood that is 2/3s finished so Obama is trying to enforce Madagascar law which that country even says is not the intent of the law.

    Obviously, the intent is so the finishing is done in Madagascar using their own labor. Its an economic protection scheme, not an environmental one. That makes Obamas blundering all the more ridiculous and more suspect that its based on something else like union labor or political targeting.

  94. #94
    On August 26th, 2011 at 3:04 pm, NotTheMama said:

    He and the DOJ should not upset the music industry.

    The musicians may start writing bad songs about them and playing them on their (to be) inferior guitars made with substandard wood.

    Here old Blue, you’re a good dog you.

  95. #95
    On August 26th, 2011 at 3:10 pm, AmericaFirst said:

    Ok, these S.O.B.’s at Eric Holder’s Justice Department need to be held accountable. Which RINO presidential candidate will bring up this absurd case to the American people? Which Republican or Democrat in Congress will bring this up during a live open door committee? I know, let’s not hold our breath. Eric Holder is hell bent on destroying as much as he can before Obama loses office.

    No raids on Taylor Guitars? Probably not since GE Capital (Obama’s friend GE CEO Jeffrey Immelt) finances their operations as per this commercial. Anyone knows if Taylor Guitars is a union shop? Where do they get their materials?

  96. #96
    On August 26th, 2011 at 3:13 pm, wckelly60 said:

    What’s the big deal here? The guitar is made from wood. PLANT MORE TREES. Problem solved.

    I think I’m going to chop down a nice big redwood, throw out 99.9% of the wood (help yourselves to some) and build myself a four-string bass. If the Fish and Wildlife folks have a problem, they can bring it up with my assistants, Smith and Wesson.

  97. #97
    On August 26th, 2011 at 3:13 pm, Straight_Talk_Luigi said:

    So they have the arrogance to interpret Madagascar law differently than the people of Madagascar.”

    I knew it!

    Here is just another example of some idiot First-World government or NGO thinking they know better than the locals because they got a dopey piece that says COLLEGE DEGREE: Cal State XYZ or Harvard.

    What a joke!

    The foresters I have worked with ALL agree that the environment is best preserved when LOCALS have control because they ulimately have the most to lose or gain by it.

    In other words, it’s called PRIVATE PROPERTY and the FREE MARKET!

    Who’d have thunk that conservatism is better for the environment than rank and file feel-good lefty activism?

    I’m an environmental scientist, and a multitude of people involved in the wood industry use what are called forest-certified products. Sometimes, though, you have to request them because they are not always in demand, no thanks to the hypocritical eco-zealots who make my job harder.

  98. #98
    On August 26th, 2011 at 3:19 pm, Straight_Talk_Luigi said:

    bobonstatenisland

    Justifying their overpaid jobs. Absolutely rediculous. And Rock & Roll is FULL of LIBS who would otherwise vote for Obama AGAIN. Just lost some of those votes (we can only hope).

    Actually, quite a few of those dudes, like Lynard Skynard and Pat Boone, are pretty darn conservative.

    I think a lot of hippie rock and rollers are turned off by a lot of what Obama has done. I’m sure a few hardcore people will still vote for the bamster once the GOP nominee is picked, but you’re really talking about a group of people that aren’t interested in politics lest they are drafted into a war.

    The enthusiam gap between people who don’t like Obama’s policies and people who do is significant.

    Hippie rock and rollers won’t bail out Obama by any stretch of the imagination.

  99. #99
    On August 26th, 2011 at 3:29 pm, orlandocajun said:

    Well, we can’t blame Obama’s guys…they can’t bother with securing the border and killing drug smugglers…they have jobs to kill!

  100. #100
    On August 26th, 2011 at 3:39 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    I’m more of a Stratocaster man, but I may have to get a Les Paul after this… assuming I can convince Mrs. Acclaim.

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