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Out: ‘US Government’ — In: ‘Federal Family’

By Doug Powers • August 29, 2011 03:44 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

“The good hands people” and “like a good neighbor” were already taken, so it was the next obvious choice:

But before Irene fizzled, the Obama White House wanted to make sure that Irene was no Katrina and that, in fact, the president and his aides would be seen in compassionate command of the situation.

Hence the introduction of what may be the most condescending euphemism for the national government in its long history of condescending euphemizing: “federal family.”

This new phrase was supposed to, Power Play supposes, make anxious East Coasters feel the love of a caring federal government — tender squeeze from the Department of Homeland Security, a gentle embrace from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. The phrase was a centrally distributed talking point, appearing in op-eds, press releases and statements from across the administration.

So keep in mind that even if the storm is a category 1, you can expect a caring category 5 embrace from your federal family:

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If my “family” was $14 trillion in debt I’d put myself up for adoption. Oh, and the “federal family” member who would have normally caught the spelling error in “preperations” was out tending to family, so we can forgive that oversight.

This has helped soften the image of the federal government to such a degree that the IRS is now considering referring to themselves as America’s “little audit buddies.”

**Written by Doug Powers

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#1

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:47 pm, DonkeyHoatie said:

I have the right to tell my deadbeat biological relatives “NO” when they ask for more money.

I think I should be able to do the same for my deadbeat Federal relatives, too, yes?
#2

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:48 pm, rambler said:

If the gov is family, I want a divorce! No more nanny state cr@p! Who wants a family that can’t balance a budget, can’t live within its means and acts like a shopaholic.
#3

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:48 pm, desertdweller said:

Queue the “Family Feud” theme in 3 … 2 … 1 …
#4

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:49 pm, Flyoverman said:

The same Federal Family that sends a Department of Education SWAT team with automatic weapons storming into my home conducting a no-knock assault endangering my young children are, because my estranged wife did not pay her student loan?

I feel the love already.
#5

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:51 pm, sb36695 said:

The ONLY way they could be my family is by blood. And since I have a choice, NO THANKS!
#6

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:53 pm, Iowa Guy said:

In that case…I’ll be lookin’ for a birthday present.
#7

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:55 pm, Porkbevr said:

So sad, what this once proud nation has fallen to. This would be laughable if it weren’t so pathetic. But at least we caught illegal alien Uncle Onyango Obama(sp)?!! Now we can pay his court costs while he fights deportation like Aunt Zeitunya, who is still here on the govt. dole.
How in Hades did this family of mouthbreathers get in the White House?
#8

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:55 pm, peteee said:

i want a dna test, no way they are related to me. my family would never call me a racist terrorist, like that one did.
#9

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:58 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

The dumber our government gets, the more the more they talk like characters from Sesame Street.
#10

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:59 pm, Hiraghm said:

That team includes the entire federal family, state, local and tribal governments,

Uhh… a “federal family” government would, almost by definition, be a tribal government.
#11

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:00 pm, Iowa Guy said:

If we have to invite Crazy Uncle Plugs for Thanksgiving…could we make him sit at the kiddie table?
#12

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:02 pm, John Deaux said:

Webster’s clarifies:

a unit of a crime syndicate (as the Mafia) operating within a geographical area
#13

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:13 pm, tiredofit2012 said:

Off topic: fed judge put temp hold on AL immigration law…more legislating from the bench?

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ALABAMA_IMMIGRATION_LAW?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-08-29-15-04-10
#14

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:17 pm, swede said:

OK, you’re in da family. You wanna stay healthy?

1. Never “rat out” any family member. Never divulge any family secrets. Even if threatened by torture or death.

2. Obey orders, no matter what.

3. Provide assistance to any other respected or befriended family faction.

4. Any attacks on family members must be avenged. “An attack on one is an attack on all.”

5. Avoid contact with the authorities.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open kid and you’ll do good.
#15

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:17 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

Maybe now they will handle the federal budget the way families do: living within one’s means.
#16

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:18 pm, cabrerski said:

In my family, reaching for the last pork chop could result in being stabbed in the hand with a fork, leading the onsuing brotherly fight. Come on, Ja-No! Reach for that chop…I double-dog dare ya.
We also put the youngest (who could walk and talk) in charge of entertaining the senile grandpa, so I guess Turbo Tax Timmy is gonna have to hang with Ol’ Plugs.
#17

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:18 pm, peteee said:

John Deaux said:

Webster’s clarifies:

a unit of a crime syndicate (as the Mafia) operating within a geographical area

the united states(all 57 of them) is a geographical area, isn’t it?
#18

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:18 pm, AZBabe said:

Doesn’t anyone spell check the federal web sites? They spelled preparations…”preperations”.

Sorry, bad spelling in professional situations is a pet peeve of mine.
#19

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:24 pm, Hangfire said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:18 pm, AZBabe said:
Sorry, bad spelling in professional situations is a pet peeve of mine.

Mine two.

Not to mention sin tax errors.
#20

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:26 pm, madshark said:

Being referred to as a family reminds me of the story of a news reporter interviewing a Czech shortly after the Soviet invasion in 1968. He was asked if he considered the Soviets as “friends” or as “brothers”. The journalist was quite impressed when the citizen said the Soviets were like brothers, but then the citizen went on to clarify “We get to choose our friends.”

Use of the word “family” seems to fall into the same category.
#21

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:29 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

Out: ‘US Government’ — In: ‘Federal Family’

Wow! Talk about your dysfunctional families!
#22

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:34 pm, walterc said:

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your family. You can however choose which family members to talk to and which to ignore at Thanksgiving dinner.

In 14 trillion dollars, nobody thought to install a copy of spellcheck?
#23

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:35 pm, Marshall_Will said:

TROPICAL STORM IRENE: Overview of Federal Family’s Preparations and Response
Release Date: August 28, 2011
Release Number: HQ-11-157

Sunday, August 28, 2011 3:00 pm eastern

The administration, coordinated through FEMA, is committed to bringing all of the resources of the federal family to bear to support the states and territories that have already been affected by Hurricane/Tropical Storm Irene and the states that are preparing for the storm.

Actually dumb enough to put that socialist cr@p in writing! Makes a guy feel all warm and fuzzy don’t it?
#24

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:41 pm, Paratus said:

‘Federal Family’ yeah like I really want to get a big kiss from ‘Big Brother’ or , ‘Big Sis’. More like the kiss of death from a ‘Godfather’.
#25

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:43 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

Errah a LGBT disfunctional federal family. . . . PUKE!
#26

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:44 pm, Hangfire said:

Great.

This means that it is incest now when the feds ……….. never mind.
#27

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:45 pm, RedDog said:

If you are good, Father Obie will let you live in his land.
#28

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:46 pm, babiesgrandma said:

Kith and kin

The gubmint can kith my ath.
#29

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:48 pm, RedDog said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:18 pm, AZBabe said:
Sorry, bad spelling in professional situations is a pet peeve of mine.

What’s the big deal? They have parsed the Constitution into meaningless gibberish. What’s the harm in making up new words and terms to suit their nefarious aims?
#30

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:51 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

Errah, Just like a 250K a year Millionaire/Billionaire, this Administration continues to ba$tardize the definition of everything whether its a terrorist, marriage, illegal alien or a tropical storm/hurricane. I think I heard a muffled explosion of Daniel Webster’s cranium!
#31

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:52 pm, SILVER BULLET said:

Is one of the federal family members big brother?
#32

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:53 pm, RedDog said:

Federal Family = Ruling Elite = Politburo Committee = Benevolent Overseers = Shepherds of the Proletariat = Slave Masters
#33

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:59 pm, ladykrystyna said:

I was thinking that Hollywood never has to worry about doing a remake of “1984″. With all the Newspeak flying around this country for the past decade, we’re already living the “remake”. I’m sure it will have the same happy ending, too.
#34

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:03 pm, spaceycakes said:

kith, kin and kine, from the looks of that photo.
#35

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:04 pm, Ron said:

La Familia Federales, huh? Conjurs up all sort of things not to like.
#36

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:06 pm, orlandocajun said:

“In: ‘Federal Family’”

I’d bet that Karl Marx wish he had thought of that one!
#37

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:10 pm, Whirled Peas said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 3:48 pm, desertdweller said:

Queue the “Family Feud” theme in 3 … 2 … 1 …

You’re a bit late to the party. The ‘Family Feud’ has been going on for decades!

It’s just like liberals to ‘change the language’ to suit their agenda. I didn’t get along with a lot of my blood family members and I don’t know why the US GOVERNMENT would think I would get along any better with FEDERAL FAMILY members.

I would disown the deadbeats and kick their butts out into the blowing snow and bitter cold. I have no time for people that don’t pull their weight. But, that’s just me!
#38

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:11 pm, AlohaGuy said:

Pasadena Phil said:

The dumber our government gets, the more the more they talk like characters from Sesame Street.

When you’ve become the Nanny State, the Nanny-in-Chief feels he needs to soothe the Sucklings.
#39

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:13 pm, AlohaGuy said:

Pasadena Phil said:

Maybe now they will handle the federal budget the way families do: living within one’s means.

Sadly they are all Children in the Basement. “Mom, I’m hungry and my chamber pot needs emptying!”
#40

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:21 pm, Ditkaca said:

I first read that as “Feral Family”
#41

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:22 pm, swede said:

babiesgrandma said:

Kith and kin

The gubmint can kith my ath.

Laughed hard & needed that. Thnx
#42

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:24 pm, BK said:

I want my Uncle Sam to move out and go to another country.
#43

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:27 pm, hawkeye54 said:

Maybe now they will handle the federal budget the way families do: living within one’s means.

More like my sister-in-law….living ~~within~~ beyond everyone else’s means.
#44

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:29 pm, in_awe said:

That is just plain creepy. I don’t need that old lech Uncle Sam giving me a hug.
#45

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:30 pm, rplat said:

Dear government,

I already have a family and I don’t want to be part of your “Federal Family” or your parasitic nanny state. So, from this moment on I officially opt out.
#46

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:33 pm, hawkeye54 said:

That is just plain creepy. I don’t need that old lech Uncle Sam giving me a hug.

Yeah, its bad enough the old fella’s had his hand in your wallet for years.
#47

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:41 pm, Hangfire said:

in this family, 47% of the kids are supporting the parents AND the other 53%.
#48

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:44 pm, et said:

This federal family has a lot of incestuous hanky panky going on.
#49

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:45 pm, babiesgrandma said:

swede said:

babiesgrandma said:

Kith and kin

The gubmint can kith my ath.

Laughed hard & needed that. Thnx

You are welcome. I can’t take too much more of their nannyism.
#50

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:46 pm, Whirled Peas said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:46 pm, babiesgrandma said:

Kith and kin

The gubmint can kith my ath.

HAHAHAHA you have thuch a ‘way’ with wordth!

But thaying that, you are thilly!
#51

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:48 pm, Marshall_Will said:

Teddy Kennedy said:
Errah, Just like a 250K a year Millionaire/Billionaire, this Administration continues to ba$tardize the definition of everything whether its a terrorist, marriage, illegal alien or a tropical storm/hurricane.

Then why not ‘family’? Isn’t Truesoldier already ponying up for extra school supplies for all the less fortunate members of his extended and unwanted family..?

Spot on Teddy.
#52

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:48 pm, squeaker1 said:

No suprise there…

They have already included themselves in the will through the “Death Tax”,

They repeatedly nag us about what we eat,

They want to have a say as to what kind of cars we drive,

Hell, they are either in-laws, or outlaws.
#53

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:49 pm, Whirled Peas said:

P. eth. Grandma…. you thouldn’t make fun of people that thpeak with a lithp. It’th not thivilithed.
#54

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:52 pm, Hangfire said:

Lisp is such a cruel word, anyway.

People with a lisp can’t say it.
#55

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:53 pm, hawkeye54 said:

P. eth. Grandma…. you thouldn’t make fun of people that thpeak with a lithp. It’th not thivilithed.

Daffy Duck: “Well, thufferin thuccotash!!”
#56

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:56 pm, squeaker1 said:

Must be a typo, they meant to say “feral family” as out of control as this bunch is.
#57

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:00 pm, hawkeye54 said:

Must be a typo, they meant to say “feral family” as out of control as this bunch is.

Or maybe they meant “Fuedal Family”. They are the the lords, we are the serfs attached to their lands.
#58

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:01 pm, Whirled Peas said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:53 pm, RedDog said:

Federal Family = Ruling Elite = Politburo Committee = Benevolent Overseers = Shepherds of the Proletariat = Slave Masters

Correct and factual when it all boils down.

The in progress attempt at a UN Gun grab and increased taxes on ammo are indications that make people get just a bit nervous about what’s just over the horizon.
#59

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:03 pm, Whirled Peas said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:53 pm, hawkeye54 said:

P. eth. Grandma…. you thouldn’t make fun of people that thpeak with a lithp. It’th not thivilithed.

Daffy Duck: “Well, thufferin thuccotash!!”

I thought that was Thylvethter the Cat.
#60

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:06 pm, Whirled Peas said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:33 pm, hawkeye54 said:

That is just plain creepy. I don’t need that old lech Uncle Sam giving me a hug.

Yeah, its bad enough the old fella’s had his hand in your wallet for years.

Squeezing your butt while yanking your wallet. Or is it the other way around?
#61

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:10 pm, passingruffian said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 4:46 pm, babiesgrandma said:

Kith and kin

The gubmint can kith my ath.

How do you top a car???

Tep on the brake, tupid.
#62

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:14 pm, hawkeye54 said:

I thought that was Thylvethter the Cat.

‘thlaps head’, Yeth, it thertainly is!!!

A thimple mixup of toons!
#63

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:16 pm, hawkeye54 said:

Federal Family = Ruling Elite = Politburo Committee = Benevolent Overseers = Shepherds of the Proletariat = Slave Masters

Shouldn’t it be ruthless overseers? I don’t recall the Politburo being terribly benevolent.
#64

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:18 pm, redgypsy said:

Kith, kin, kine, all part of a feral family.
But NOT MINE.
#65

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:18 pm, redgypsy said:

I want a waiver!!
#66

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:19 pm, swede said:

Thufferin’ thuckatath – thop thith thilly thwead potht hathte! We got bigger fith to fwy!
#67

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:20 pm, Whirled Peas said:

It just struck me that there isn’t an attic big enough to keep all the crazy old awnts, uncles, brothas, sistahs, moms and pops chained to the wall (or roof). I guess it’s time to reinstate the mental hospitals so they won’t be a danger to themselves or others.

Liberals… be forewarned, the men in the white coats(not REAL docs, just unemployed people in lab coats) and butterfly nets are on the prowl. Strait jackets are by request.

We’re coming to take you away!
#68

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:22 pm, Whirled Peas said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:19 pm, swede said:

Thufferin’ thuckatath – thop thith thilly thwead potht hathte! We got bigger fith to fwy!

Refer to #67
#69

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:24 pm, AmericanGirl30 said:

The Propaganda machine is working overtime in this administration.
#70

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:24 pm, Whirled Peas said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:14 pm, hawkeye54 said:

I thought that was Thylvethter the Cat.

‘thlaps head’, Yeth, it thertainly is!!!

A thimple mixup of toons!

I’m juth thowing my age… not my ath!
#71

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:25 pm, JHSII said:

“Federal Family” huh? Ok, I finally believe in abortion.
#72

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:29 pm, Hangfire said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:19 pm, swede said:

Thufferin’ thuckatath – thop thith thilly thwead potht hathte! We got bigger fith to fwy!

Bahney Fwank is a MM member?
#73

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:30 pm, Whirled Peas said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:24 pm, AmericanGirl30 said:

The Propaganda machine is working overtime in this administration.

Along with the printing presses at the Fed. SOMEONE that has access should be pulling the plug on both of them.

Where is O’Mulligan with the bankrupting of coal companies when you need him? Cut the power (in more ways than one) to DC…. Brown outs, black outs, I don’t care… just do it! Where’s Irene when you need her? Slackin’ at Mawtha’s Vin Yard I would suspect.
#74

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:32 pm, Whirled Peas said:

the Fed probably has a backup generator to prevent an interruption in power. OOoops maybe I shouldn’t have said that. Ding, Dang, diggity!
#75

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:40 pm, hadsil said:

I’m surprised you didn’t make the connection.

Obama is from Chicago.
The government is “The Family”.
#76

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:41 pm, cabrerski said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:14 pm, hawkeye54 said:
I thought that was Thylvethter the Cat.
‘thlaps head’, Yeth, it thertainly is!!!
A thimple mixup of toons!

Both Daffy and Sylvester used the phrase, but it became Sylvester’s signature line. Sorry to get precise and factual…now back to our usual Loony Tune behavior.
#77

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:43 pm, letget said:

I guess dear sis is getting us primed for bho’s 9/11 we need to do community service on that date?
A family? My family helps those in need, not what the feds say I need to help? It seems the family is taking funds from states/red, that need funds to deal with things that have happended for months but get zero press? Floods, fires, no rain for months. Is the family somewhat the same that happended over 60 years ago with one who said do for the greater good?
L
#78

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:50 pm, BobStevenson said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:18 pm, redgypsy said:
I want a waiver!!

Funniest comment on a great thread!
#79

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:05 pm, ChapBix said:

Doug Powers: “This has helped soften the image of the federal government to such a degree that the IRS is now considering referring to themselves as America’s “little audit buddies.””

Reminds of the Skipper addressing Gilligan as “little Buddy”.
#80

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:22 pm, CO2 Producer said:

And the American taxpayer is treated like the red-headed stepchild.

There’s a familial ovine analogy that could be made here, but you’re not allowed to think it because you might be labeled as…something.
#81

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:24 pm, cabrerski said:

Does this make Ja-No my brother…er…uh…sister?
#82

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:25 pm, hawkeye54 said:

Both Daffy and Sylvester used the phrase, but it became Sylvester’s signature line. Sorry to get precise and factual…now back to our usual Loony Tune behavior.

No worrieth. Thankth for thetting uth thrait.
#83

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:26 pm, PApatriot said:

EEEEEWWWWWW!! I have a Fedophile in my family!! Get thee away from me, Satan!!
#84

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:32 pm, TigerLady said:

If we have to invite Crazy Uncle Plugs for Thanksgiving…could we make him sit at the kiddie table?

Do you really want the kids learning that Thanksgiving is a big “F”ing deal from Uncle Plugs?

I didn’t think so.
#85

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:35 pm, sbw999 said:

OHHHHHHHHHH…its not a huge tyrannical government run by marxists that is killing our Country..it’s my federal family!!! Well geez, that’s a horse of a different color. How stupid of me. I loveeeee my federal family. Obama in 2012!!!!!!
#86

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:44 pm, happyscrapper said:

Sorry, I have a family and we have plenty of insane regressives already. Don’t need any more!! And that attempt at softening the term Big Brother, or Nanny State has fallen as flat as the back of Odumbo’s head.
#87

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:50 pm, mattm said:

One very big inefficient family that can’t keep track of anyone or anything else except for their specialty.
#88

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:56 pm, flmom said:

More like my sister-in-law….living ~~within~~ beyond everyone else’s means.

Oh, you have one of those too. They say misery loves company, consider us company.
#89

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:56 pm, Hangfire said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 7:35 pm, sbw999 said:
Well geez, that’s a horse of a different color.

Try ‘media whores’ of a different color.
#90

On August 29th, 2011 at 8:01 pm, happyscrapper said:

So, is that why the government thinks it can vaccinate our kids any time they want, and let them get abortions without parental consent? Cause we are just one big happy family? I’m taking my immediate family and moving…perhaps to a witness protection program so the federal family can’t find us!
#91

On August 29th, 2011 at 8:11 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

On August 29, 2011 at 05:41 pm, cabrerski said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 6:14 pm, hawkeye54 said:
I thought that was Thylvethter the Cat.
‘thlaps head’, Yeth, it thertainly is!!!
A thimple mixup of toons!

Both Daffy and Sylvester used the phrase, but it became Sylvester’s signature line. Sorry to get precise and factual…now back to our usual Loony Tune behavior.

Considering that both were voiced by Mel Blanc. They were the same voice, only Daffy was higher pitched and faster.
#92

On August 29th, 2011 at 8:13 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

On August 29, 2011 at 06:35 pm, sbw999 said:

Well geez, that’s a horse of a different color.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist!!!!!
#93

On August 29th, 2011 at 8:17 pm, T-Bone said:

Stuff like this makes me wish there had been a cat5 hurricane so that people could see the governemnt can not take care of the situation. Obama would have many of the same troubles Bush had with Katrina, if not more because of the big cities involved.

Obama can now say, look at how good I did and if this was a cat 5, look at how good I would have been.

Similar to jobs saved. Obama has done great at these non events that nobody can dispute because they never happened. Plus he did a great job of keeping us out of that World War with Mexico. Whew. That was a close one. Thanks Obama. You are great.
#94

On August 29th, 2011 at 8:21 pm, rambler said:

Ok, federal family….. I’m cutting off your allowance!
#95

On August 29th, 2011 at 8:27 pm, SgtSchultz said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 5:52 pm, Hangfire said:

Lisp is such a cruel word, anyway.

People with a lisp can’t say it.

Be it the the speech impediment or compute language, it’s indecipherable either way.
#96

On August 29th, 2011 at 8:35 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

On August 29th, 2011 at 8:27 pm, SgtSchultz said:

I thought you knew nothing!
#97

On August 29th, 2011 at 9:18 pm, EROWMER said:

Is this like having a sister in a whorehouse?
#98

On August 29th, 2011 at 9:47 pm, BK said:

I think we should kick out Uncle Sam out of the house. He’s mooching too much.
#99

On August 29th, 2011 at 10:18 pm, rowsdower said:

I think I’d rather take my chances with the Manson family.
#100

On August 29th, 2011 at 11:10 pm, prendad said:

“Obama’s playhouse”. The series that should have been cancelled a long, long, time ago but due to the huge infusion of crony left-wing dollars it lives on and on and on and . . . . .