Attaaaaack Waaaaaaatch; Update: The laughter continues

This is simply brilliant.
Ezra Dulis and Misfit Politics with Brandon Morse cranked out a quick, hilarious rejoinder to Obama’s 4th Brigade of Snitch.
Humor is always the best revenge.
Watch Attaaaaack Waaaaaatch. YouTube gold:
The Obama 4th BoS will never live this down.
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More Attaaaack Waaaaatch fail via The Hill:
A new Twitter hashtag designed to help fight misinformation against President Obama appears to have backfired in early use on Wednesday.
…The hashtag was already in heavy rotation by Twitter users by Wednesday morning, but many users are conservatives such as columnist Michelle Malkin, who offered up her own daily column as an example of an Obama “attack.”
The website is meant to be “the first line of defense against a barrage of misinformation,” according to an email from Obama’s campaign manager announcing the launch on Tuesday.
More on Obama’s laaaaaaughingstock:
Obama for America national field director Jeremy Bird told ABC News that the site’s goal is to offer “resources to fight back” against attacks. Mostly, that means fact checking statements from the likes of GOP presidential contenders Mitt Romney and Rick Perry and conservative commentator Glenn Beck and offering evidence to the contrary. The site is designed in bold red and black colors, and uses statements like “support the truth” and “fight the smears.”
The response to the site has been less than stellar.
On Twitter, where the Web site has an account to help Obama supporters submit evidence of “attacks” on the president using the hashtag #attackwatch, nearly every tweet about the site has ridiculed it.
“There’s a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob,” an Arizonan tweeted. “In less than 24 hours, Attack Watch has become the biggest campaign joke in modern history,” a contributor to conservative blog The Right Sphere wrote.
Commenter Fuzzy: “Notice how WAPO’s article on this, “Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site to ‘fight smears,’ becomes laughing stock of the Internet” is NOW called “Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site to ‘fight smears,” becomes laughing stock OF CONSERVATIVES”? Gee, I wonder what happened there? Luckily, we all have the original title screen grabbed, tweeted, and/or in our readers.”
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Update: Readers and friends are sending their Attack Watch poster designs. Obama can finally claim success — the Hilarity Stimulus is working!
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They need to stop beating around the bush (no pun intended) and register the domain name “ThoughtCrime.com”
I wonder when bho will have the teachers union thugs ask kids to start telling them things their parents say about bho? This is getting a bit too much like another guy who did the same thing in his country over 65 years ago! NOT cool bho!
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LOL Clearly inspired by Powerthirst, another YouTube favorite of mine.
if they want us to report lies, can we report obama lies?
WOW. A bit extreme, but so is Omar of Egypt (Obama) and his staff of elitists.
One of the most offensive aspects of the Obama regime is the myth that he and they are so politically savvy. It’s one political absurdity after another from these morons.
LOL–’because you still wanna hate George Bush, right?’
I need my brown shirt in an XL. Thank you very must muchly.
It just goes to show how far they’ll go to control his public image. Remember back when Obama wore mom jeans to throw out the first pitch? Today Drudge has a story about Justin Bieber wearing women’s jeans. Coincidence? I think not.
Barack Obama – Trendsetter!
ROFL… ATTACK WAAAAAAAAATCH!
This one is going over like flag@whitehouse.gov did. The twitter feed is hilarious.
This is just an email address harvesting operation. I wonder how much they are going to charge for a copy of the list?
I guess I have to register and report myself
I was just in the restroom and all my rear end kept saying was Obama this and Obama that
At least that is what it sounded like to me
With an ego as big as Obama’s, it must really bug him when so many are laughing at him.
Was it trying to be perfectly clear?
Their server will crash every time OweBowMao opens his mouth.
What an amazing coincidence. MM’s website is the first line of defense against a barrage of misinformation FROM Obama.
You are right and some at the big jobs bill address before congress some were snickering at bho also. He is a laughing stock, but what he is doing to our Republic is not one bit funny!
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Michelle I am so proud of you for being patriotic and turning yourself in! Thank you for being a leader–I shall henceforth report myself.
perhaps some enterprising individual can start an obama jokes website?
I went to AttackWatch and submitted the websites of whitehouse.gov, democrats.org and barackobama.com .
Flood them.
I just found that a bit ago and have been linking the heck out of it! Video GOLD! How much you wanna bet barry’s goon’s remove it from YouTube.
Someone should save it on another vid site, just in case!
It’s so fun this morning, what with the 2 GOP wins, and now this massive fail! Barry must be really depressed today, he might have to go on suicide watch.
I just sent them this:
I saw 6 ATM’s in an alley, killing a job. It looked like a hate crime!
Hey, Petee @19 – there is already an Obama Jokes website – it is the comments section on Ms. Malkin’s website. Heh–and it is the highlight of my day, especially the posts in response to ILoveMyDerangedMind’s insipid offerings. Keep it up, Ms. Malkin…make Obeyme’s lapdogs work to try to improve his image.
You mean thoughtcrime.gov part of the media wing of Barky’s Ministry of Propaganda.
“the first line of defense against a
barragebarak of misinformation”Fixed it. Use where necessary.
James Clavell’s “The Children’s Story“.
I think the Obama Administration needs to think outside the box.
Here is a vision:
The Obama Administration partners with Mayor Bloomberg to install solar powered, battery back up “telescreens” all over NYC. These are jointly sponsored by DHS and Attack Watch. The built in cameras could be used to spot any potential terrorist or anti-Obama activity that may occur in the city that warrants an immediate response from either DHS or the Obama campaign.
The TV portion can provide continuos facts on the terror threat while countering all of the “lies” about the “Dear Leader.”
Since “See Something, Say Something” is the motto of both DHS and Attack Watch, there is a real win-win-situation, while creating Green Jobs.
If this proves sucessful, this can be expanded to other cities like Boston, Chicago, Detriot,
Dearborn,Miami, LA, Denver, etc. etc.I guess you really nailed it, oldcollegeguy1980, but it isn’t the headwinds that Urkel warned us about; it’s the TAILWINDS.
Wow, thanks. That was eye opening!
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You’re right about the .gov, hawkeye54, but it’s the “Ministry of Truth.”
We are probably already there in some schools.
THIS is making my day!! Stranger than fiction strikes again…and again it backfires! FLOOD IT, Baby!! I reported myself on the “fishy” flag site…I’ll Attack Watch moi again. These people deserve a Darwin Award (Too STUPID to Live)!
I plan to be a diligent apparatchik, so I emailed this:
I saw a family eating at McDonalds. The kids were eating fries rather than the apples. Please advise.
Of course. We find ourselves living in in Orwellian universe. And people thought “1984″ was merely fiction. It just took a few extra decades for it to come to life.
Big Sis and the Obama DHS considers non Obama voters to be the biggest terror threats to America.
Wouldn’t a better handle be killthefirstamendment.com?
I noticed both your tweets earlier today – gold!
Not to mention, McDonad’s tables and chairs were appallingly unable to accomidate the exceptionally girth challenged, per the ADA!!!
LOL. I just spewed my arugula all over the screen….
@Let
What makes you think this isn’t already the case?
Both public and private outbursts of scepticism and criticism of TEH WON will not be tolerated!
Even now, Federal Re-Education facilities are being prepared as we write.
That was great! The best way to highlight absurdity, is with absurdity. This works…you know, Obama’s plan to get America’s comedians back to work, full time.
This stuff is making my day.
You inspired me to do a post about this, MM.
http://amusingbunni.blogspot.com/2011/09/rumor-has-it.html
I really think the obummer brain trust is channeling old monty python skits for re-election ideas.
Hmmmm…Is this going to be like Jihad Watch, where you can go and SEE the supposed “attacks” and “smears” that occur, or is it just a snitch site?
I’m no Joe Biden, both were re-tweets by other funny conservatives. I just figured I’d actually send some of the good ones directly to attack watch.
I’m probably being IP tracked at this very moment. I fully expect to be rounded up by the Obama brownshirts for a thought crime.
If I disappear, just remember I love you all.
Someone turn me in.
Obama is Hannibal Lecter
http://www.businessinsider.com/obama-sends-out-creepy-email-sometime-soon-can-we-meet-for-dinner-2011-9
This is seriously spooky.
I saw someone spending his own money today. Does that count?
The question is, can we re-direct Target’s Missoni traffic to this web site?
On September 14th, 2011 at 1:14 pm, hawkeye54 said:
If Carter had won re-election in 1980, then 1984 would have been just about right on schedule.
Reagan turned back the clock about three decades by appointing conservatives to judicial nominations and cabinet positions. With the Democratic Socialists winning the House, filibuster-prof Senate, and Presidency in 2008, they put us on a bullet train to national socialism.
2010 was about putting the brakes on that train. But it’s going to take 2012 (and maybe even 2014) to get conservative control of the House, filibuster-prof Senate, and Presidency in order to turn this ship of state around.
Only if he did it without permission.
Rumor:
Obama is an idiot.
Now, would someone please snitch on me so they’ll send an Obama operative to my front door to “clear things up”.
Just saw this tweet, had to send it to attack watch:
People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that’s not allowed is it?
They should go retro and produce 2012 Attack Swatches for their drones.
The Obamacistas are going down hard.
Well, now we know what happened to ‘lgm’.
At least he’s got a job.
Rumor:
Obama flunked out of Occidental.
Now, would an Obama operative please release his transcripts to “clear things up”?
“Dearest AttackWatch, I’m sorry, I’m having impure thoughts about our leader’s abilities. I know they are wrong but these thoughts just keep coming. Sometimes I even question his motivations. I will try to re-educate myself but please keep this excellent and tr…emendously clever website up so that if I need help I can get it.
P.S. Just so you know, I think my neighbors might be republicans, maybe you could “help” them see their errors
“
Weren’t the Nazis fond of the Red and Black motif?
The twitter responses are hilarious though.
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good . . .” Huh? No I’m not singing about Santa, that’s the Obama 2012 campaign theme song.
Obama’s campaign team are in full panic mode right know. They lost NY, though they would score a home run on AttackWatch, and it backfire in a matter of minutes. The wheels have fallen off the Canadian buses.
I guess I should report myself now.
f’n hillarious.
Report me for laughing.
Wow. I don’t know whether to laugh at this website or gasp in fear! And I concur with walterc about the red and black! Can you EVEN imagine if Bush had done something like this? There would be swastikas everywhere! I notice on the site the list of “attackers” is Romney, Perry and Beck. Maybe after the next Republican debate the list will expand to include other potential Republican challengers to dear leader??? Can’t wait for the Attack Watch Lies website!
Amateurish?
Childish?
Clueless?
Whiney?
Thin-skinned?
Idiotic?
Paranoid?
Resentful?
Revengeful?
At least they only thought George W. Bush was stupid.
I recently read at an “attack website” the smear that Col Obama uses a social security number issued to a dead person in CT.
Dear Attackwatch,
I’ve been such a baaaad bitter clinger.
The real rumor is that Barky never even attended any classes at Occidental. Just hung around campus to give the impression he was a student there.
You kidding? They absolutely knew Bush was stupid.
They know Perry is stupider, mostly because Bush at least attended an Ivy League university.
Self-Snitch:
I own guitars made with imported woods.
Come and pry them out of my cold, dead hands.
Y’all are hilarious! Thanks for making my afternoon fun : )
It’s not so scary to me as it is confusing – what does the Regime plan to do with the info they collect? Will they send out their civilian army to “re-educate” all the citizens that are snitched on at the site? Seriously – I’d love to know what the plan is. Say there are 20 million American citizens that get reported (or report themselves – haha) – will they “create” jobs going door to door to speak to the 20 million citizens to glean more info from them? Will they round them all up and send them to “camps”? I’m genuinely curious about what they would do with the information.
Is this maybe their most recent attempt at the Fairness Doctrine? Someone please advise if you have any ideas. Thanks!
I asked for another vacation and was turned down by the company I work for – please help me Attack Watch, this company says I have to work another year to accrue the time I wish to take and i feel like I am being discriminated against. They actually told me to work.
Hello, Attack Watch?
I heard this today:
A clear case of disloyalty! Oh, and Senators Webb and Landrieu said some nasty things, too.
You’re welcome.
Interesting to note that there are precedents for this; three of which are Nazi Germany, the Stasi in East Germany and of course the Soviet Union. If I recall correctly, those three failed and no longer exist. The only difference between Communism, Nazisim and Socialism is the spelling. I think BHO and his handlers should read a bit more on History.
Whats next – the mandatory Picture of Sock Puppet and Big Booty in every home?
CODE FINK!
Don’t most govt. depts already have their very own SWAT teams now? A few select publically reported raids and perse, er, prosecutions should be effective enough to keep most people in line without the need of expensive re-education for the moment anyway.
I can visualize SWAT teams ordered into action, once they find out where we all live.
Dear Attack Watch,
I heard Joseph Goebbels has a couple million to report. IM Joey ASAP.
I’m expecting a huge bronze statue of Teh Won we can pull down next November and beat with our shoes.
We can expect that to come if he get re-elected.
Fine portrait of TEH WON, exquisitly framed for prominent display in every household, $1000.00, tax not included.
I turned in my parents for not eating their peas!
Again, that will be erected in front of the White House just as soon as he wins re-election as our President for Life, next November.
Minature replicas of it will be also be required for each household ObamaShrine for daily worship.
Wow. Joe McGinniss, the sleaze-bag that moved in next door to ‘research’ Sarah Palin, has released his book.
Unbelievable tripe he’s alleging.
You can smell their fear of her.
I LOVE IT!
I drove past a car trying to back out of a ditch a few days ago. Didn’t think much of it at the time. Looking back, I think I literally dodged a bullet there. I wish I’d gotten the license plate number.
One thing I remember about the driver—he was sippin’ on a Slurpee.
Hello, Attack Watch?
There’s a new website out there that makes Obama look like a thin-skinned paranoid megalomaniac. You should investigate.
Pressure does reveal character, doesn’t it?
I heard a rumor that if you turn in 10 people to attack watch, you’ll get a free Obama bobblehead.
Turn in 25 and get an attackwatch.com hoodie.
While supplies last.
Uh oh. My neighbor was watching me through her kitchen window while I was sitting on my porch cleaning my guns. I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. C’mon snitches, come and get me.
President Queeg, steel balls in hand, contemplates the actions of his enemies…the strawberries, yes, that’s where he has them cold…the strawberries…with diametrical precision he will dissect their treasonous treachery…fool him…just try…
If Kerry were as aggressive at going after haters and liars as Obama, we wouldn’t have had 4 more years of Bush. Screw the aloof “above it all” crap. I want my candidates to defend themselves, zealously, against any and all smears.
How do I join Attack Watch?!?!
You just did Ota Benga.
Notice how WAPO’s article on this, “Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site to ‘fight smears,’ becomes laughing stock of the Internet” is NOW called “Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site to ‘fight smears,” becomes laughing stock OF CONSERVATIVES”?
Gee, I wonder what happened there?
Luckily, we all have the original title screen grabbed, tweeted, and/or in our readers.
Sure does, even more so, when you have no character.
That would be the NEA, teachers union, the left’s 1st line of offense.
Who lied about Kerry?
It’s still in the Memorandum cache, too.
attack we much.
which ones again?
will they call it ‘steely dan’?
Dead pool: How long before Obama’s campaign flushes Attack Watch down the toilet?
Not only are major papers running headlines about the site becoming a laughingstock, even respected liberals are admitting that they would have flipped out had Bush tried something similar. Place your bets: How much longer can the PR beating go on before someone throws in the towel? Ace thinks it’ll be gone — or at least substantially overhauled to rid it of the “snazzy Gestapo color scheme” — by 6 p.m. ET. I’m thinking they’re going to stick with it for the long haul for the reason MKH gives here:
Design regression from Fight the Smears to #AttackWatch is metaphor for Obama 08 vs. 12. Same product, subtract style, sprinkle desperation.
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/09/14/dead-pool-h…
Ok now . . . who hated and who lied. Please list chronologically.
I’m pretty sure the cyber attacks on MM are coming from operatives of the Regime. Bastards wiped out my hard drive!
I just know someone’s going to turn me in to His Fraudulency for my impertinent comments……..