Attaaaaack Waaaaaaatch; Update: The laughter continues

This is simply brilliant.
Ezra Dulis and Misfit Politics with Brandon Morse cranked out a quick, hilarious rejoinder to Obama’s 4th Brigade of Snitch.
Humor is always the best revenge.
Watch Attaaaaack Waaaaaatch. YouTube gold:
The Obama 4th BoS will never live this down.
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More Attaaaack Waaaaatch fail via The Hill:
A new Twitter hashtag designed to help fight misinformation against President Obama appears to have backfired in early use on Wednesday.
…The hashtag was already in heavy rotation by Twitter users by Wednesday morning, but many users are conservatives such as columnist Michelle Malkin, who offered up her own daily column as an example of an Obama “attack.”
The website is meant to be “the first line of defense against a barrage of misinformation,” according to an email from Obama’s campaign manager announcing the launch on Tuesday.
More on Obama’s laaaaaaughingstock:
Obama for America national field director Jeremy Bird told ABC News that the site’s goal is to offer “resources to fight back” against attacks. Mostly, that means fact checking statements from the likes of GOP presidential contenders Mitt Romney and Rick Perry and conservative commentator Glenn Beck and offering evidence to the contrary. The site is designed in bold red and black colors, and uses statements like “support the truth” and “fight the smears.”
The response to the site has been less than stellar.
On Twitter, where the Web site has an account to help Obama supporters submit evidence of “attacks” on the president using the hashtag #attackwatch, nearly every tweet about the site has ridiculed it.
“There’s a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob,” an Arizonan tweeted. “In less than 24 hours, Attack Watch has become the biggest campaign joke in modern history,” a contributor to conservative blog The Right Sphere wrote.
Commenter Fuzzy: “Notice how WAPO’s article on this, “Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site to ‘fight smears,’ becomes laughing stock of the Internet” is NOW called “Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site to ‘fight smears,” becomes laughing stock OF CONSERVATIVES”? Gee, I wonder what happened there? Luckily, we all have the original title screen grabbed, tweeted, and/or in our readers.”
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Update: Readers and friends are sending their Attack Watch poster designs. Obama can finally claim success — the Hilarity Stimulus is working!
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To the left, telling the truth is lies, love of country is hate.
If you wish to preserve the United States by enforcing the laws against the fraudulently documented foreigners flooding our country and bankrupting us, you’re a hater.
It is a rather ominous looking site……
Himmler would approve.
Attack Watch is virtually already over before it even started. Drudge is running a WaPo blog post from Elizabeth Flock saying it instantly became a laughing stock of conservatives.
Unsurprisingly, ZERO mention of any of it on HuffPo, (I’ve been hanging out there lately…).
You just go out to the site and register. Then just a matter of turning in your neighbors to the regime in the same manner that then little George Soros did to his innocent Jewish neighbors.
I would imagine if you turn in a 100 of us, you may earn enough points for your own iPhone. Use it with pride.
But wait…there’s MORE! Turn in 50 and your very own Obama Chia Pet is on its way to YOU!
P.S. Ota Benga, you get bonus points for ratting out white males veterans and certainly any black conservatives.
I only lasted 30 seconds at the Twitter site.
Something I learned today:
It’s impossible to read a computer screen when you’re laughing hysterically.
Kerry lied about Kerry. (Remember, the opposite of what they say, is the truth.)
Kerry: “I earned these medals!”
Kerry: “I saw soldiers committing atrocities!”
Kerry: “I was awarded the Purple Heart for wounds I received in combat.”
Eh…y-e-a-h….
Hmmmm…bad name….bad motives….bad timing….bad politics……..bad PR….blame Conservatives….and especially blame George Bush.
I imagine a female conservative, who is home-schooling, would fetch you a grand prize.
Don’t forget that is an iPhone loaded with all the Obama’s speeches looping endlessly for you listening pleasure!
and you get more bonus points if you recruit a friend. And you earn more points when that friend earns points. And if that friend recruits a friend and that firend earns points you and your original friend earns points.
BullCalf @ Hillbuzz…
I literally laughed until my eyes watered when I read “the guy who came up with this idea is curled up under his desk in the fetal position”.
“I was forced to submit a copy of my birth certificate with my passport application. The state department is obviously racist. ”
“Hey #attackwatch I just looked at a map of the U.S. Someone has stolen 7 of the 57 States!”
“Gibson Guitars are 100% American made..have DOJ raid them..oops u did that already”
iowahawkblog David Burge : “2008: Bush is destroying our civil liberties! 2011: REPORT SUSPICIOUS OPINIONS TO THE STATE, CITIZEN”
“Pssst, #attackwatch , I think someone is trying to subvert the United States by usurping our Constitution! Any suggestions? Ken-ya help me?”
jimmiebjr Jimmie
“Dear #AttackWatch. I noticed you used Media Matters and Think Progress as trusted sources. May I also recommend Dr. Seuss and peyote?”
ExJon Jon G.
“#AttackWatch There’s a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob: @AttackWatch”
gadsdenista Amelia
“Dear #attackwatch ~ People keep saying Obama is a Keynesian, even though he was totally born in Hawaii!”
GeL #116,
Thank you so much ! Now that that`s out of the way, I can fix and eat supper “spew free” !
I got my email invite to join Attackwatch, so I sent a response:
I received a nice thank you and request to send money, but I am not holding my breath that they actually address the items listed.
I saw Goody Palin with the devil, I saw Goody Bachmann with the Devil, I saw Goody Perry with the Devil, I saw Goody Romney with the Devil.
Thanks to all for the laughs. BO has been Alynskyed….so much fun..bet the DNC still hasn’t found its sense of humor….got mine back today…LOL
Ota Benga - C’mon over. You’re going to get quadruple bonus points at my house.
Thanks, Flyoverman, for your posts.
On September 14th, 2011 at 1:14 pm, hawkeye54 said:
Just remember: Oceania has always been at war with Solyndra!
Great, so that means that we would have cut and run from Iraq, the place would have descended into mass mutual genocide, and al-Qaeda would have had a brand-spankin’ new base right in the heart of the Middle East from which to spread the jihad wave.
OK, back to the subject: it’s certainly possible for any public figure to defend himself from “smears”, especially one as adored by the MSM as Obama, without creating a Stasi-lite.
What’s even funnier is that WaPoo changed the headline, but kept the “internet” in the URL for their story. Whoops:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/attack-watch-new-obama-campaign-site-to-fight-smears-becomes-laughing-stock-of-the-internet/2011/09/14/gIQAspHDSK_blog.html
Memory hole FAIL.
This attackwatch.com is so embarrassing, and I mean for the country, you have it wonder if perhaps that was the point. Probably not, but still. Even Bush at his lamest wasn’t that bad.
I was trying to come up with something equally crazy and the best I could come up with was this: recall the “Mission Accomplished” banner that Bush/Rove did? Imagine that they had also launched a website with it, appealing to the citizenry to report anyone who had doubts about whether in fact the mission had truly been accomplished. There would be names and rebuttals and that sort of thing.
Conservatives & Republicans would still be enduring taunts about it. How could Obama, supposedly a political genius, be so obtuse?
Did someone turn in MM? The web page stays blank. I’m on the iPhone app right now.
Bush/Rove did not do that banner. That was a specific ship accomplishment.
TeeHee I turned in the jackbooted thugs who raided Gibson Guitars.
Ota? I want names!
I’m a hatah…
Hatah…. I just love this demento pop-culture lingo.
But Kerry did what you ask. He lied about himself all the time.
Attaaaaack Waaaaaaaatch!
I love that commercial.
Expect the site to be taken down quietly and with no fanfare in about three weeks. By then the hoorah will die down.
I tried to sign up with attackwatch.com
so I could throw my sabot into the works, but alas, I’ve found that the Borg have adapted! You must now PAY to snitch on your friends and neighbors.
“Thoughtcrime does not entail death: Thoghtcrime is death.”
George Orwell 1984
I’m going to report The New Republic for saying bad things about Teh Won’s “jobs bill.”
I guess these are bad things??
Consider the optics of ‘ATTACK WATCH.’
The name is too eerily close to the Right Wing group ‘JIHAD WATCH ’ and the anti-Semitic group ‘JEW WATCH.’
Can this be coincidence?
I think not.
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Somebody stole my lunch out of the work fridge. There’s gonna be HELL to pay, America. Attack Watch, here I come.