Introspective Obama: Hey, I’m not telling enough stories; Plus: “I’m all dinged up”

Double-digit unemployment. Disgruntled left flank. Rising grass-roots discontent. Economic egghead exodus. Gargantuan stimulus scandals. Bloody corruption.
Mired in failure, President Obama has once again figured out what his real problem is.
Saul Alinsky to the rescue!
Obama also said that when he reflects back on his tenure in the White House, he thinks his administration did not do a good job communicating what they were doing for the American people.
“I think that the more you’re in this office, the more you have to say to yourself that telling a story to the American people is just as important as the actual policies that you’re implementing,” he said.
He trotted out his one-trick narrative pony after the November 2010 midterm shellacking, too:
After a suffering a “shellacking” in the midterm elections, President Obama acknowledges what many have seen as his chief weakness – failing to sell the importance of several legislative milestones to the American people.
“I think that’s a fair argument. I think that, over the course of two years we were so busy and so focused on getting a bunch of stuff done that, we stopped paying attention to the fact that leadership isn’t just legislation. That it’s a matter of persuading people. And giving them confidence and bringing them together. And setting a tone,” Mr. Obama told 60 Minutes’ Steve Kroft in an exclusive interview set to air Sunday.
“Making an argument that people can understand,” Mr. Obama continued, “I think that we haven’t always been successful at that. And I take personal responsibility for that. And it’s something that I’ve got to examine carefully … as I go forward.”
So, gird your loins for more toxic plants and stage props, plus an expanding catalogue of progressive fables, as the Yarn-Spinner-in-Chief attempts to story-tell his way out of his economic and political morass.
Obama story-telling words that’ll be music to my ears:
“The End.”
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Read how Obama’s social justice mentors preach the use of “story-telling” to achieve their prog ends.
The need for the GOP to forcefully counter Obama’s false narratives is stronger than ever.
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Fresh from chastising Congressional Black Caucus members to back off, quit whining, kick off their slippers and get behind him, Obama retreated to the tonier confines of Hollywood and…whined:
If anything, we’ve got to work harder in part because it’s not going to be as sexy, not going to be as new. I’m grayer, I’m all dinged up. (audience laughs)
Those old posters, everyone’s got in their closet. They’re all dog-eared and faded.
“Mainly it’s hard because people are just tired…
Sob stories about himself while the country crumbles. Cue the world’s smallest violin.
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Actually, Mr. President, we understood perfectly your legislation, your biggest mistake was thinking we were too dumb to have figured you out.
bho, I have a sneaky feeling we American’s are well aware what you have been and still trying to do to our Republic! We don’t need your face on the tube slamming us because we DO NOT want anything you are involved in! How’s that bho?
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Oh No! Not more speeches!
Was Peter Pan black? Obowmao would make a great Peter Pan. Maybe his next job should be acting.
Homer: Gee, I like stories.
Mo’ bettah!
The Littlest Marxist needs to understand that Marxian Socialism is dead. Ruminating on 19 century absinthe-laden visions of social justice will not make the fantasy viable. It is a dangerous failure. Not even the kids want to hear that nonsense. Grow up and move on Barack.
Did BHO ever tell you about the time he was killed by a toxic waste spill, and then brought back to life by a windmill?
No? Well, he will …
No, your problem is that we know all too WELL what you want to do, and we despise your plans and policies.
This is descriptive of his entire current effort. I have long commented that Obama’s Achilles Heel is he is an ideolog; a true believer. He is not a politician like Bill Clinotn, whose motivation is to stay in office for staying in power’s sake.
Obama “mission” is fundamental transformation. He is not a politician as much as he is a crusader.
It is a trite analogy, but he is like the Doomsday Machine from the original Star Trek TV series. You can hit it, distract it, provoke it; whatever. It may turn towards you briefly, but as soon as it can, it reorients itself back to the original course.
Its course to its intended destination is relentless.
Why else when the green jobs initatives are blowing up in his face would he still be preaching green jobs, pushing for more loan approvals and promoting these ludicrous high speed rail dreams?
He is willing encased in his ideology. He is comfortable with it, believes in it, and will never abandon it. If you do not share his beliefs you are a heretic and thus an enemy.
I want to hear the birth story all the way through college days. That’s a story I never tire of hearing, because I’ve never really heard it.
I would rather bho get on the tube and tell us ALL about his and teams involvement in solyndra, F&F, and all other crooked stuff they have been doing. HOW many here thinks that would happen?
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It’s working too… for instance, the Left has been trotting out a “Bush caused Solyandra” meme…. When a lib says Bush’s energy department got the ball rolling on Solyandra and is really just as much to blame as Bambi, what is the GOP response? crickets mostly…. It can never be satisfactory. The libs will spew the lies and voters will vote accordingly.
Government deficit spending is by definition an illegal taxation on the American People because it is based on money not yet earned and therefore not yet available to be taxed.
My boss is a very successful old country boy who speaks and observes things in simple terms. “John, I know we have roads and bridges and such as that, that need to be fixed. But I want to know how they are going to pay for it. Everyone talks about spending money, they need to be talking about making money. If we aren’t making money there is no money for the government to spend. It’s real simple. They need sombody in there that understands that.”
Marxian Socialism is a self-discredited religion that must be abolished and permanently vilified in the historical record.
“Tell us again how “if we like our health insurance we can keep it.”…
“No, no, I want to hear the one where you “saved or created 2 million jobs…
O.K. but first let me tell you my favorite, er, the one about “shared sacrifice” ….
Good one Rogue. I want to listen to that tale, too.
Rock on !!! Well said.
Awwww. lighten up you Right Wingers. Barack is our nation’s own Jiminy Cricket:
Fantastic post!! Right on!! +1000
nope, they still have dumbo ears on them. this story telling, is this considered a slasher, or pure fantasy?
mmmmmmmmmm Sounds a lot like Frankenstein…. “fire goood!”
How would you like to be in a foxhole with this guy?
Will OUR candidate who runs against him INSIST on seeing his college records? Will our candidate nail him to the wall on his years in Wright’s church? Will our candidate have the courage to keep on this subject throughout the campaign? No other POTUS has EVER been so secretive about his past. This must be exposed! If it isn’t, we have lost a golden opportunity to take this imposter down once and for all and show how awful he really is. I strongly suspect, if the truth gets out, that he is hiding this for a huge reason. This man who lied his way into the presidency of the United States did not graduate from any college or university because he either screwed up, or he never went at all. Last I heard, lying on an employment application is grounds for dismissal!
Is that the same thing as The Big Lie?
I suspect he never attended a single class while on campus of any college in which he was suposedly enrolled. He eased on through, his entire caricula and college career made up, abetted by his mentors who had crystal clear vision of what Barky could do for them.
In otherwords Obama is saying he needs to do a better job at lying to the American people.
Off topic…Apparently, the WH thinks it will be just fine for the Supreme Court to go ahead and hear the case regarding Obama”care”. This scares me. Why are they NOW so willing to let the SC hear this? They were stonewalling, NOW it’s o.k.? That means the decision will be made before the election. Why do they want that unless they have something up their sleeve? I don’t trust them and I’m truly scared they are going to make a move that will screw this country…BIG TIME! Do they plan to get rid of one of the centrist/conservative judges somehow? We have to watch this very very closely.
He could be your overhead cover in the event of air bursts.
He might have employed that concept before the Great Cramdown and all of his and the Democrats’ other Statist-style unilateral actions.
Obama: Here, take this fish.
John Q. Public: We could catch our own if you’d get out of our way.
Obama: I see, you want to hear about how I caught this fish for you.
Does this mean that the MSM will stop trying to claim that this guy is the greatest orator ever or is this yet another attempt by Obama to blame someone else for his failure…..I think I will go with option 2.
I believe that the voilin might be the one that Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
I think I smell smoke…..
I used to get my butt spanked for telling stories.
Please Obama, tell us the story of your relationships with George Soros, Bill Ayers, and the other radicals you know. Tell us why you hate America. Tell us how you became a Christian and what serving the Lord means to you. Tell us more about your favorite subject – yourself.
Re: Supreme Court and Obamacare, Kagan had better recuse herself.
FIFY John
Excellent! I think Obama has flipped his gray, kinky wig!! As recently as last night, he was yelling out to his audience in California…we need to PASS THIS BILL! Is he serious? He HAS to know that bill is DOA. Dead. Kaput. NOT.GOING.TO.HAPPEN. Yet, every speech, like a programmed robot, he trots out the PASS THE BILL mantra. This is the perfect example of stuck on stupid!
Another thought on Obamacare, if the Supreme Court ruled it could stand, would that somehow prevent repeal of it?
Me too. My Mother was always saying, Oh Yeah! Tell me another one!, and then I would, and then I’d get spanked again. Good times.
Nope. It can be repealed. But if Obama, Romney, Perry or Christie in in the White House, any repeal attempt will be DOA.
Quick… someone come up with the lyrics to “I’m All Dinged Up” using Elvis Presley’s “I’m All Shook Up”… it will be pure You Tube Gold.
He’s telling lots of “stories” starting with all the lies in the books he supposedly wrote….right down to that “heckler” yesterday that called him the anti-christ. We all know o’s too STUPID to be the anti-c!
He was letting his brain addled hollywierd backers to start manufacturing even more propaganda for der furher! He’s dinged up, and F’ed and of course, wee wee’d up.
Tell us exactly what Michelle meant when she stated, “for the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country.”
Someone needs to open the zipper on his head and hit the reset button.
Mark Levin is right: Oblunder is showing signs of losing his mental stability.
If/when he cracks, let’s hope it’s during some tangential and televised campaign event, rather than something really serious — such as an attack on Taiwan, Israel, or New York.
Of course he does, he just plans on setting up Congress for him to blame (he is running out of people to blame after all). I can see Obama right before the election saying if only Congress would have passed my jobs bill I could have put 50 million men, women and children back to work. Which brings us full circle to yet another Obama story.
Did anyone else see Sheila Jackson Lee’s latest video? Sheila Jackson Lee Tells Right Media & Blogs to Shut Up and Stop Playing Racial Politics, Then Seconds Later Says Obama’s Buy American Should Be Buy African American
I hope you don’t mind, I added something to your post…
John Q. Public: No, I want to catch my own damn fish!
Obama: Call the EPA, they have “a few” regulations for you to read before you go fishing. We have to protect the environment, the supply of fish, the ramifications of eating too many fish, the number of calories in fish, how you clean, bone, and cook the fish, what days of the week you are authorized to go fishing, the type of boat you use so the impact on the shore line is minimized, the kind of lure you use…it must not be made of an endangered material, the conditions under which you prepare the fish…open fire, kitchen, etc.. There is more, but you can read it yourself. Be sure to have $1,000 for a license. The price went up because of the taxes needed to print the regulation booklets.
John Q. Public: Give me the damn fish.
Don’t hold your breath. The GOP establishment isn’t interested in defeating the Democrat agenda. They want to BE the Democratic Party. That is why they spare no opportunity to throw conservatives under the bus while reaching across the aisle to the mother ship.
No more stories, Mr. Present. We deserve the truth. And, in all fairness we’re more tired than you. We’re the ones suffering while you live like the king you think you are. You’ve made your bed, sleep well.
Jimmy Obama:Got this today very good.
A well I just don’t know
What’s wrong with me?
I can’t get everyone to side with me.
I’d better tell more stories to get folks wee weed up.
I’m beat up.
I’m all dinged up.
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
BTW, what was the point of his being a media hog every single day if not to communicate to “the people”? We can’t get away from this guy!
GK: I’d say BHO and the Dems were quite good at persuading. Here’s a couple of well known examples. And more from the same site.
Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La. — Up to $300 million in additional federal money to pay for the state of Louisiana’s share of the proposed expansion of Medicaid.
Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Neb. — A commitment that the federal government will permanently pay for Medicaid expansion in the Cornhusker State at a cost of about $100 million.
GK: Boy that would be an about face!
BHO 10/25/10: “we can’t have special interests sitting shotgun. We gotta have middle class families up in front. We don’t mind the Republicans joining us. They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back.
GK: I’ll say.
BHO 6/13/2008 “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun,”
Does anybody even listen to him anymore? sheesh…
Somehow, I imagined him more like a lost soul, comfortable in a den of thieves, taking hits off an opium pipe, having alternating visions of fantasy, and delusions of grandeur…choosing to believe that both are reality, and wanting more.
Taking yet another puff off the pipe, listening intently to malevolent demons circling about, whose numbers are legion, …ValJar, TopRahman, DaviPlou, DaAxe, BoboGibb, PeniPritz, EriHold, AustiGool, CassiButt, whispering in his ears;
Long after the effects of the opiate wears off, there is one thing we know with certainty; the line dividing reality and fantasy, for him, remains as elusive as does the disclosure of his college transcripts, and Passport records!
Good one!
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Hey!! Don’t spoil the plot of the Toxic Avenger remake starring BHO!!
Uh………you’re not supposed to like it, you know. Just sayin’.
Yes, Phil,we heard you the first thousand times you said this. How many more ways can you think of to bore us? Now, go take your meds.
Looking at that picture of Obama sitting down with a story book in front of children gave me a leg tingle, but not the kind Matthews gets. This was my last nerve giving me intense pain. HE’D BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS OR HE WILL BE VERY SORRY! Obama is so far removed from reality, he thinks he has a chance to be re-elected. Only if he can get enough goons to break enough knee caps!
This POS thinks we are so stoopid that he has to go out and try again to make us understand how great socialism is! Hey bozo…we understand all to well. We aint buying what you’re selling!
Batton down the hatches, folks. This is going to get very very bumpy.
BHO really needs to get a clue. Doing more of the same that people are sick of is not the answer.
People didn’t believe what I said = I must lie more.
People are tired of hearing me talk. = I must give more speeches and more pageant shows on national TV. Screw the ratings!
The nation is deep in debt and tired of it. = Max out the credit card and get some more!!
People are yelling about jobs and the economy. = More regulations, it is still moving!!
Re-election strategy – Lie. More speeches. Kill the economy. Run up the debt. When your approval ratings are dropping, do more of the same but with more emphasis!!
Yes we can!! Yes we can!! If at first you can’t headbutt your way through a brick wall, get a running start and headbutt again…and again…and again…got a concussion and a bloody face? Take a pill. Now again…
When is he going to learn that merely saying it out loud doesn’t make it true? Actions speak louder than words and I’ve had enough of his words. He’s nothing but smoke, mirrors, and fluff.
And begging TOTUS’ pardon – I forgot to add ‘teleprompter’ to the list. Didn’t mean to leave out the hardest working teleprompter in the land!
Barky’s past 50 so I doubt he’ll ever learn that lesson. He’s much too set in his indoctrinated ways.
Figured with Obama running on raising taxes we have to add that to his name.
This guy has a SERIOUS mental disorder. How sad that WE have to live with it. I don’t need to “eat my peas” or be told “a story”. Why doesn’t someone take him out of the White House in a straitjacket & let the healing begin!
We have heard you tell us a thousand times that you will vote for whatever liberal Democrat the GOP tells you to vote for. Ease up on those meds.
He’s all dinged up? Does that make him a clunker? Will the government pay me cash if I turn him in and get a newer, more efficient, made-in-America President?
LOL! Now that’s funny! I believe he’s also contributing to global warming with all the hot air he spews. Time for a new model.
What gets me about bho, it is all about “I,ME,MINE,” except when comes time for the blame. bho never ever takes the blame for anything. bho is a hateful worthless worm!
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Tired? He said tired? He’s tired? Oh, my sides….how many vacations has he had? How many golf outings? How can he be tired. He travels in luxury and lives in luxury. BUT, he actually is right about one thing…we are sick and tired of him. Save your stories, Obie, we’ve heard them all. And, take off your bedroom slippers, go do a real day’s work, get some more dings, grey hair, and wee-weed. Your days are numbered.
The man who had the White House, Senate and House. The man who the media swooned over and still fawns about on a daily basis. The media who has the most power of anyone on the planet to tell stories, set a narrative, and produce propaganda for a particular viewpoint and Obama says he just hasn’t got his sotry out there.
Boy, does he not get it.
Hans Christian
AndersenObama? Sounds like a good photoshop opportunity.This job is acting! From the producers of West Wing comes the story of a “gifted”, Harvard educated, Hawaii born, almost-black (but can’t speak the language), muslim-turned-psuedo-Christian (but didn’t actually hear any of the sermons),president. Stars Barry Soetero as Barcy H. Obambi.
Hey, it is really tiring flying from resort to resort, being treated like royalty all on the tax payer dime…/sarc
Seriously though, if it is so tiring for him then he co do everyone a favor (including his tired self) and resign now.
I love stories! Does it have pictures too? My favorite is the one of nazi pelousy and the dims walking and laughing with her over sized gavel while preparing to ram ozerocare down the unwilling throats of the majority of the American People!
All part and parcel of narcisism. “I am smart, I am perfect, therefore I am blameless, therefore failures around me must be because of those around me and conditions I cannot control.”
I liked that one too. Paraphrasing, “The bigger the gavel, the smaller the person”, sort of symbolic for, “the bigger the government, the smaller the person.”
Actually, I thinks he’s more like a Brother Grimm.
…administration did not do a good job communicating what they were doing
forto the American people.There.
Fixed it.
Gee, Barry. Most of us DON’T have your stupid poster in our closet all dog eared and faded….didn’t want it then and definitely don’t want it now. You’re just wishin’ we did, you conceited old fool.
Only if they send him to the junk yard to be crushed into oblivion so no one else can be harmed by him.
Obama’s Disquieting Heroic Fantasies
I have written before about Obama’s deep, almost desperate, need to portray himself as the opposite of what he is, to conceive of himself in a way that is at odds with reality. We have seen it in all sorts of areas, including claiming himself to be a voice of civility, portraying himself as a champion of bi-partisanship, lecturing others about profligate spending, and saying he is the only responsible “adult” in Washington. Now we see this habit in a new arena – this time, the president as Obama the Stoic, a man so committed to “pressing on” for the cause of social justice he just doesn’t have time to feel sorry for himself. Indeed, he has now decided to sermonize to others not to complain, not to grumble, and to “stop crying.”
This is akin to John Edwards hosting a weekend seminar on the importance of marital fidelity.
If there has been a president in my lifetime who has felt more sorry for himself – who has laid the blame for his failures on more people (George W. Bush, the Congressional GOP, the Tea Party, conservative talk radio hosts, millionaires and billionaires) and more things (ATMs, Japanese tsunamis, the Arab Spring, Fox News, Wall Street, et cetera) – I can’t think of who that might be. As the wheels on the Obama presidency come off, as his record of ineptness becomes more indisputable, Obama is becoming more intemperate, more aggrieved, more prickly, and more detached from reality.
What we are seeing is a president attempt to create, almost out of whole cloth, his own character, his own narrative, his own truth. That might work in an F. Scott Fitzgerald novel; it works less well in an American presidential campaign.
To watch a young child indulge in heroic fantasies of himself can be charming. To watch a president indulge in heroic fantasies of himself is disquieting.

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2011/09/26/obama-heroic-fantasy/
Actually, we the people are all dinged up, not Obama. He’s teflon coated because of the smitten media and the people with whom he surrounds himself.
We have taken one Liberal hit after another from this administration, his bureaucrats and sycophants. That’s why there has been no economic recovery.
While he talks about his own vision for making things better, his bureaucracy keeps making things worse!
I believe he is deluded by his own ego, which gets fed every day, one way or another. He must be realizing though, that the numbers don’t lie. He is headed down hill and will surely lose in 2012. I think he’s getting panicky.
His only salvation is those people who will not vote, or will vote for a loser Third Party candidate, rather than the mainstream candidate who is not perfect in their eyes.
Don’t let perfect be the enemy of the possible.
(yawn) That all you got? Stick it.
Rogue Cheddar, #83, I’m pulling for Herman Cain. If he doesn’t win the nomination, I’ll vote for whomever does. Four more years of Obama will be intolerable. And yes, that’s all I’ve got. “Stick it?” Surely, you can do better than that!
Heh!
I guess David Axelrod has a “sinking feeling” that Obama won’t be re-elected!
He forgot:
Rogue, I’m a bit surprised by your post. Are you on the Pasadena Phil bandwagon where you won’t vote for anyone but the PERFECT Conservative? If Herm Cain doesn’t get the nomination, are you going to vote third party? Just curious, because I didn’t think that was the case. If you do that, you do realize that we will get Obama again…right?
And Obama’s campaign is not only steering into the iceberg it is picking up speed.
You’re right. Everything about him is staged and made up. He’s a sock puppet.
I know I wasn’t the object of the post, but for my part, if you take out the word “PERFECT” you have accurately stated my position.
Cain? Sure, okay, I’m tired and I thought you were going to drag me down the LOTE VOTE LOVE CANAL for a bit there. I was just not in the mood for it.
No Happy, I don’t seek the Perfect candidate as there never is any. But I do select the one that most closely follows my ideals and that of the Founders. I do not allow the MSM to pick for me. I try to vote with the integrity the Founders implored. The chips fall where they may.
And yet he beats every Republican Presidential candidate in head to head polls. Some by 20 points or more. Its impossible for me to believe those polls but then again, we elected this poser.
Rev Wright, just my mentor who Presided over my wedding and taught my kids churchy things. I don’t really know what he was saying to my daughters all these years though. You lie!
On September 27th, 2011 at 4:00 pm, Truesoldier said:
I loved this comment over at HotAir: