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1. #101
   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:04 pm, Marshall_Will said:

   SPG said:

   Details, I need details !

   Transparency..? Nah..! Been my experience most thieves try to blend in. Working a wedding, bring a tux. Whatever the case, I’m pretty sure no one on the Right is willing to face jail time for a pResident that’s derailing just fine all on his own.

   I’d like to see a few more high profile defections over the next few weeks. ValJa or whatever.

2. #102
   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:07 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

   kentroyals5 said:
   If they only had the Blank Panther guys guarding this truck…tisk tisk.

   On October 18th, 2011 at 12:49 pm, babiesgrandma said:
   More like the Pink Panther …

   On October 18th, 2011 at 12:50 pm, Marshall_Will said:
   Does your Telepromter bite!?

   I love that scene…

3. #103
   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 pm, Ilovemycountry said:

   People just want stuff touched by Obama – I bet there’s a huge market for his stuff all over the world.

   suck it bigots!

4. #104
   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:23 pm, Yumpin Yoda said:

   Troll alert
   No talking or feeding the troll is allowed.

5. #105
   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:26 pm, Flyoverman said:

   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 pm, Ilovemycountry said:
   People just want stuff touched by Obama – I bet there’s a huge market for his stuff all over the world.

   suck it bigots!

   Doug, once again you have expressed Progressive lunacy to a “T” through your alter ego, ILMC. Your need to personify ILMC with a life history. I could see a book based on ILMC’s life. I’d buy it.

6. #106
   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:27 pm, SignPainterGuy said:

   M_W #101,

   “Desertions” maybe, but defections reeks of coming over to our side. I for one don`t want Val without an Act of God conversion of Biblical proportions ! Know what I mean ?!

7. #107
   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:28 pm, Marshall_Will said:

   I bet there’s a huge market for his stuff all over the Socialist world.

   Those of us w/ the misfortune to be forced into dealing with the wake of his experimentation have plenty of momentos. ( Trillions actually..? )

8. #108
   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:29 pm, Flyoverman said:

   Yoda, we have concluded ILMC is actually Doug Powers doing a dead on parody of an unhinged, totally clueless, immature, wanna be Progressive poster.

   Beautiful.

9. #109
   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:29 pm, kentroyals5 said:

   On October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 pm, Ilovemycountry said:
   People just want stuff touched by Obama – I bet there’s a huge market for his stuff all over the world.

   He has quite the Midas touch. I sure don’t want the economy his hands are all over.

10. #110
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:30 pm, SignPainterGuy said:

    ILMC #103,

    P.T.Barnum was on the mark when he said, “There`s a sucker born every minute.” You prove it with every comment !

11. #111
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:33 pm, SignPainterGuy said:

    Flyoverman,

    If you are correct, Doug has it nailed !

12. #112
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:35 pm, Green eyed Lady said:

    Dems. don’t want to be seen with Captain Dumb@ss:
    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hujYBEGedoQM3_y-UPP4QGEMUpkA?docId=b60b024af5fa49daa0f4c1312f09bd48
    ***
    People just want stuff touched by Obama

    “Hey Doug, quit kidding around. We know it is you.”

13. #113
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:36 pm, stillontheroad said:

    Doug, what therapy do you use to rid yourself of the ILMC persona at days end?

14. #114
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:36 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    SPG said:

    but defections reeks of coming over to our side.

    Defections, desertions, kicking it David Carradine-style w/ bizarre auto-erotic insertions..? Just whatever OK!?

15. #115
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:36 pm, SHoward said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 pm, Ilovemycountry said:

    Yeah, the scrap metal and firewood markets are really going strong.

16. #116
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:38 pm, tre said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 pm, Ilovemycountry said:
    People just want stuff touched by Obama – I bet there’s a huge market for his stuff all over the world.

    I have some of his used toilet paper I’ll sell you.

17. #117
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:38 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    IlovemySpongeBobJammies said:
    People just want stuff touched by Obama – I bet there’s a huge market for his stuff all over the world.

    suck it bigots!

    Where’s the punctuation police? Isn’t there supposed to be a comma after ‘it”?

18. #118
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:39 pm, SHoward said:

    I could see a book based on ILMC’s life. I’d buy it.

    There probably is a book based on his life. I’d say The Hobbit, but ILMC is no Bilbo Baggins…. might be an Orc, though….

19. #119
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:42 pm, Flyoverman said:

    “All warfare is based on deception.”

    Sun Tzu, 514 B.C.

20. #120
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:44 pm, cabrerski said:

    Hey, maybe Istewinmyownjuices may be on to something…

    I bet an used Obama kleenix would be worth 2, maybe 3 tossed-out Big Macs taken from the dumpster next to the OWS playground in NYC.

21. #121
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:45 pm, stillontheroad said:

    “I could see a book based on ILMC’s life. I’d buy it.”

    I did see in the “They will pay you to take this book” section of Borders when it went out of business the one called;”Turd in a Punch Bowl, the ILMC Story”
    Borders could not pay enough to have people take it so this tome eventually found its way to a landfill, plastic lined of course.

22. #122
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:50 pm, right_on said:

    I bet there’s a huge market for his stuff all over the Socialist world.

    So true. The uber-lefties from SF want a piece of his a$$, though I am confused as to exactly what they mean by that…is it figuratively, or literally?

23. #123
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:50 pm, cabrerski said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:38 pm, babiesgrandma said:
    Where’s the punctuation police? Isn’t there supposed to be a comma after ‘it”?

    ILMC: Commas? We don’t need no steeeking commas? (off microphone) Pssst. Hey, what’s a comma?

24. #124
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:50 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    SHoward said:

    Yeah, the scrap metal and firewood markets are really going strong.

    Ha! Every where I go see more signs of individuals and businesses at the end of their ropes. Stooping to acts and measures they’d never imagined they’d be reduced to.

    I’m sure pResidential Memorabilia like those supah cool Inaugural Plate offerings are a real must have on their list.

25. #125
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:51 pm, Roland said:

    …ILMC is no Bilbo Baggins…. might be an Orc, though….

    Ilovemyprecious is Smeagol.

26. #126
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:52 pm, right_on said:

    There probably is a book based on his life. I’d say The Hobbit, but ILMC is a Dildo Bagman…. might be an D’Orc, as well….

    FIFY

27. #127
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:54 pm, cabrerski said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:50 pm, right_on said:
    The uber-lefties from SF want a piece of his a$$, though I am confused as to exactly what they mean by that…is it figuratively, or literally?

    If the statement is coming from the Castro District, then they are being figuative. They would rather just dive right in.

28. #128
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:56 pm, stillontheroad said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:50 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    Sock Puppets legacy is well written here – i drive about 30 miles to get home and the empty business parks, half built malls – housing neighborhoods 3/4 empty with for sale signs rotting away,looks like something from the Black Blizzard days. It is worse than sad -

29. #129
    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:57 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 pm, Ilovemyzitsquirts said:
    People just want stuff touched by Obama

    I want the pen he uses to sign his resignation letter!

30. #130
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:02 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    stillontheroad said:

    I did see in the “They will pay you to take this book” section of Borders when it went out of business the one called;”Turd in a Punch Bowl, the ILMC Story”

    “My Name Is Mook”

    An update, call it “Mook Like Me” where a 20-something that actually has his head screwed on straight dons Mookwear, dyes hair complete w/ lick & stick tat’s then records how the very same people treat him ‘differently’?

31. #131
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:02 pm, Yumpin Yoda said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:29 pm, Flyoverman said:
    Yoda, we have concluded ILMC is actually Doug Powers doing a dead on parody of an unhinged, totally clueless, immature, wanna be Progressive poster.

    Wow! Doug, did you have to go back to college for indoctrination or join a Union to learn from the Neanderthals? I mean, there’s no way you could sound like the galactically stupid otherwise.

32. #132
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:09 pm, stillontheroad said:

    This just in – President responds to critics TOTUSLess:
    “I’m not the Democratic president or the Republican president. I’m a one man pair of Clown Shoes that beep,” Obama said. The Sock Puppet finally admits what we have known all along.

33. #133
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:14 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    suck it bigots!

    Hey, how come Obowmao is only picking up the white kids, or is he just shaking them down for loose change?

34. #134
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:15 pm, Ilovemycountry said:

    My Word!

    All of you are so clever!

    How does that work?

    Let me see, if I sit in a trailer park in Alabama all of my life, I guess I would become clever like you people.

    But, back in the real world, you folks can be of help to me – what’s a good moonshine recipe, what does coon pie taste like and do colleges accept home schooled children?

    Thanks,
    ILMC

35. #135
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:21 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:15 pm, Ilovemycountry said:

    Doug, you are on a roll. You make me want to strip off the shoes and socks, break out the bib overalls, and get the banjo!

36. #136
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:21 pm, Yumpin Yoda said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:15 pm, Ilovemycountry said:
    what’s a good moonshine recipe

    Two ounces of turpentine.
    Four ounces of battery acid.
    One ounce of rat poison.
    Over crushed ice.
    Shaken, not stirred.
    Drink all in one gulp.
    Bon appetit.

37. #137
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:24 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:21 pm, Yumpin Yoda said:

    Ice? When did you get electricity? And a refrigerator? WOW! We can only dream of such things here.

38. #138
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:26 pm, swede said:

    Ilovemydeadmousie said:

    Dude! You forgot your tin foil hat again. They’re telling you to say things-do things… Your thoughts are not your own. You have been assimilated. They’re coming even now. Lotsa luck, shmuck.

39. #139
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:26 pm, cabrerski said:

    Come on, IlovebreathinginmyownBO,

    Come on down to the trailer park…getting out of your Mom’s basement may help put a little color back into your skin. Here put on these sunglasses…these cloudy days could be awfully bright to a mole man’s sensitive eyes.

40. #140
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:28 pm, Yumpin Yoda said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:24 pm, Flyoverman said:
    Ice? When did you get electricity? And a refrigerator? WOW! We can only dream of such things here.

    What electric?
    We had a big hail storm last night.
    Our outhouse went to the next county.

    Hail = crushed ice.

41. #141
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:31 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Hey everybody, I finally figured out what I lovemywildebeastscatmoonpies looks like! ILMC at home.

42. #142
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:36 pm, swede said:

    BTW – I’ll bet 100 Pesos the amigos pulled the TOTUS caper and are using it to negotiate for a ’78 Impala and a truckload of Jose Cuervo. Pure evil.

43. #143
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:39 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    La Raza strikes again!

44. #144
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:41 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    Don’t laugh, awhile back Doug mentioned on PTB he had an old email acct. he’d closed for almost a year.

    One of the trolls that hounded him on the site had been sending him the most vile disgusting emails for the better part of a year. Wouldn’t you think after a YEAR of No Response these dimwit trolls would throw in the towel..?

    Evidently not! Must be what Conservative Bloggers do when they get together. Compare Hate-mail.

45. #145
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:47 pm, SHoward said:

    Yoda, you forgot brake lathe shavings in your recipe. The battery acid brings out their flavor.

46. #146
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:48 pm, FilAmWIguy said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 2:39 pm, SHoward said:

    I could see a book based on ILMC’s life. I’d buy it.

    There probably is a book based on his life. I’d say The Hobbit, but ILMC is no Bilbo Baggins…. might be an Orc, though….

    The book is found in the bathroom aisle of your local grocery store.

    Doug forgot to put the words in to fill in the back story so the book comes cheap.

    Doug, Doug, Doug. You gotta fully get into the ILMC part. Any good character requires a personal history page.

47. #147
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:48 pm, SHoward said:

    do colleges accept home schooled children?

    Yeah, Harvard. See current white house resident.

48. #148
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:49 pm, swede said:

    Rogue Cheddar said:

    Hey everybody, I finally figured out what I lovemywildebeastscatmoonpies looks like! ILMC at home.

    I see no good reason to demean the naked mole rat species.

49. #149
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:55 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    FilAmWIguy said:
    The book is found in the bathroom aisle of your local grocery store.

    Don’t try to return that book: it’s been “flagged.”

50. #150
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:55 pm, flmom said:

    Rogue Cheddar said:

    Actually, that picture bears an amazing resemblance to Henry Waxman.

51. #151
    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:56 pm, Yumpin Yoda said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 3:47 pm, SHoward said:
    Yoda, you forgot brake lathe shavings in your recipe. The battery acid brings out their flavor.

    Doh!
    This is what happens when you try to be in a helpful hurry – you forget the all-important seasonings.

    Note to ILMC – add two pinches of shavings, but only after your have shaken the drink. You’ll appreciate the noticeable improvement in flavor.

52. #152
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:04 pm, mondamay said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 1:58 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Did anybody see Brady pull one out his hat this week?

    That wasn’t his hat.

53. #153
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:06 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    FilAmWiguy said:

    Doug, Doug, Doug. You gotta fully get into the ILMC part. Any good character requires a personal history page.

    Inclined to agree. If the OWS/ADD Crowd refuses to define who they are and what they’re about we can oblige.

    What made Dim-Paid Trolls somewhat effective leading into ’08 was they were a) doggedly persistent, b) skilled in the art of annoyance, obfuscation and semantics and c) seemed to be everywhere!

    We need to put a face on Mook Teh Wun. And what self-respecting girlfriend is going to let her guy revel in Mook-fest unbathed for a month plus after their Unemployment has run out?

54. #154
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:07 pm, FilAmWIguy said:

    But, back in the real world, you folks can be of help to me – what’s a good moonshine recipe, what does coon pie taste like?

    Thanks,
    ILMC

    Doug, are you channeling your inner Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane or Deputy Enos Strate?

    Yeeeeeehaaaaaw!!! Let’s go General Lee!!

55. #155
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:10 pm, Ilovemycountry said:

    What in the world is a yumpin yoda?

    I really have to get to the hills of west virginia to see what you folks look like.

    Maybe I should go on google and search for people who marry their siblings.

    So, no descriptions of coon pie?

    Thanks for nothing.

56. #156
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:22 pm, Yumpin Yoda said:

    There’s no way I would marry my sister Doug – she’s ugly.

    I married Mom after Dad left.
    She’s still sitting in her rocking chair in the upstairs bedroom – been there now for close to 12 years. Won’t talk to me no more and won’t give me her coon pie recipe. All Mom’s fault, not mine.

    I gotta go now – just saw some fresh canoeing tourists coming down the river – seems to be a nice fat one that just suits my style.

57. #157
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:27 pm, swede said:

    Ilovemyabrasivesuppositories said:

    Thanks for nothing.

    ‘Welcome.

    OT News flash: This just in…. my inbox – from Michelle Bachmann

    Dear [swede],

    I have an exciting announcement: Tonight, Donald Trump will join me for a national tele-townhall — and you’re invited.

    Would you like to discuss the election and my campaign with Donald Trump and me at 8:00 p.m. ET today? Click here to register. It’s free and will only take a minute.

    I know I’m eager to hear Donald Trump’s thoughts about the race so far and why he thinks retiring Barack Obama is atop priority for our businesses and families.

    This is huuuge! Somebody wake up Phil pronto. I wonder if she knows I jumped ship and am supporting Cain now. Guess I should break it to her. Maybe later.

58. #158
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:45 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:22 pm, Yumpin Yoda said:
    There’s no way I would marry my sister Doug – she’s ugly.

    Doug is unaware that a Yumpin Yoda is a Swedish Jedi Master? I guess he assumes a ficticious leftist would not now that.

59. #159
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:46 pm, Ilovemycountry said:

    Hey yumpin Yoda – that was a good reply (gotta give credit where it’s due).

    Thanks for the laughs.

    ILMC

60. #160
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:51 pm, SHoward said:

    Maybe I should go on google and search for people who marry their siblings

    No need to find the google on the interwebs, ILMC. I have a feeling they’re closer than you think….

61. #161
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:53 pm, swede said:

    Doug is unaware that a Yumpin Yoda is a Swedish Jedi Master?

    More likely Norwegian methinks. And Lutheran.

62. #162
    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:58 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Thanks for the laughs.

    ILMC

    Anytime Doug. We love your alter ego.

63. #163
    On October 18th, 2011 at 5:01 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:53 pm, swede said:

    More likely Norwegian methinks. And Lutheran.

    Unfortunately, his parents could not spell.

    If it was “Yumpon: or “Yumpen” we would know, if he was Swedish or a Norsky.

64. #164
    On October 18th, 2011 at 5:05 pm, Hangfire said:

    Ja, shoor, ya betcha!

65. #165
    On October 18th, 2011 at 5:15 pm, Yumpin Yoda said:

    May those who love us, love us.
    And those that don’t love us,
    May God turn their hearts.
    And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
    May he turn their ankles.
    So we’ll know them by their limping

    Trained as a Jedi Master in the Ring of Kerry, Ireland with leprechauns and short swords.

66. #166
    On October 18th, 2011 at 5:16 pm, tre said:

    Let me see, if I sit in a trailer park in Alabama all of my life, I guess I would become clever like you people.

    I live in Oklahoma, but, yes. Rednecks have a lot of practical knowledge.

    But, back in the real world, you folks can be of help to me – what’s a good moonshine recipe

    Mix some corn and yeast and wait.

    what does coon pie taste like

    That’s RAAACIST!

    and do colleges accept home schooled children?

    Yes. Mostly because they know proper grammer. The previous statement should read, “How does coon pie taste”.

67. #167
    On October 18th, 2011 at 5:16 pm, Hangfire said:

    Yumpin O’Yoda?

68. #168
    On October 18th, 2011 at 5:19 pm, Hangfire said:

    Good catch, tre.

    I thought IlovethelittlebunnyrabbitsGeorge wrote Moon Pie, not Coon Pie.

69. #169
    On October 18th, 2011 at 5:33 pm, fred5676 said:

    What’s next? Finding Air Force One up on blocks?

    Waiting for the photoshop!!!

    PLEASE!!!! Anyone?????

70. #170
    On October 18th, 2011 at 5:33 pm, BK said:

    TOTUS has been stolen?

    HOW will Obama speak now?

71. #171
    On October 18th, 2011 at 5:49 pm, jsr said:

    So, no comment from Obama on the missing teleprompters yet?

72. #172
    On October 18th, 2011 at 6:10 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    jsr said:
    So, no comment from Obama on the missing teleprompters yet?

    He’s at a loss for words……

73. #173
    On October 18th, 2011 at 6:27 pm, ChapBix said:

    I’m thinking the podiums, audio gear and TOTUS were re-possessed for lack of payment or late payment.

    What’s that? They have been recovered? Somebody paid something on the nation’s debt? Wow, I’m impressed! Wonder where that came from?

74. #174
    On October 18th, 2011 at 6:32 pm, rocketman said:

    ***
    IOWAHAWK gets A+ on the video. That Comrade Obama (PBUH) is sure great when TOTUS goes on the fritz.
    ***
    Good thing the Sarah’Cuda bailed before she had to meet that brilliant silver tongued orator Comrade Obama on the debate battlefields. The Messiah would have blown her away with His awesomeness. TOTUS or no TOTUS–she would have been toast.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

75. #175
    On October 18th, 2011 at 6:59 pm, Hangfire said:

    Barry speaking without the TOTUS is comparable to the Flying Wallendas working without a net.

76. #176
    On October 18th, 2011 at 7:02 pm, ChapBix said:

    AF-1 on blocks? Maybe we can find a reliable Piper Cub J-3 to fly him from campaign stop to campaign stop. With a Secret Service agent/pilot at the controls, he is good to go and cleared for takeoff!

77. #177
    On October 18th, 2011 at 7:16 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On October 18th, 2011 at 4:10 pm, Ilovemycountry said:
    What in the world is a yumpin yoda?
    I really have to get to the hills of west virginia to see what you folks look like.
    Maybe I should go on google and search for people who marry their siblings.

    It’d be quicker to just talk to your Mom instead.

78. #178
    On October 18th, 2011 at 7:16 pm, Art Fold said:

    TOTUS staged it’s own kidnapping prior to it commiting suicide. It just…couldn’t…take it…anymore…

79. #179
    On October 18th, 2011 at 8:19 pm, ChicagoFlip said:

    “Grand Theft TOTUS: Obama’s Prompter, Presidential Seal and Podium Stolen”

    ****************************************

    A seriously deficient, adolescent and amateurish administration.

    Buffoonery at its finest.

80. #180
    On October 18th, 2011 at 10:26 pm, Republicanvet said:

    I haven’t read all the comments unfortunately, but I bet all here are just having fun, making jokes and just not taking this heinous crime as serious as you should.

    I am scared spitless!

    The pResidency is totally incapacitated with these vital machines missing.

    Hey! Isn’t there a provision for removing politicians due to incapacitation?

    But then, I guess that would only pertain to the R party, so I won’t get my hopes up.

81. #181
    On October 18th, 2011 at 10:35 pm, Republicanvet said:

    “On October 18th, 2011 at 9:48 am, Flyoverman said:
    If you can break into the truck and steal TOTUS, you can break into the truck and replace him with one filled with explosives and a remote detonator.
    This is not funny folks. Some heads need to roll.”

    …Or they could replace them with center/independent sounding words to replace the commie/marxist sounding ones to try fool more people in time of 2012.

    Never work. Too late.

82. #182
    On October 19th, 2011 at 12:20 am, Republicanvet said:

    “Let me see, if I sit in a trailer park in Alabama all of my life, I guess I would become clever like you people.
    But, back in the real world, you folks can be of help to me – what’s a good moonshine recipe, what does coon pie taste like and do colleges accept home schooled children?”

    Gee Doug, it must suck to have to go to HuffPoo every day to get these cliches down pat.

83. #183
    On October 19th, 2011 at 9:39 am, spaceycakes said:

    I bet there’s a huge market for his stuff all over the world.

    I heard it wasn’t that big, but if you know something, do tell.

84. #184
    On October 19th, 2011 at 10:46 am, Ty85719 said:

    When asked to comment, Obama was speechless

85. #185
    On October 19th, 2011 at 12:26 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Maybe, just maybe, the psuedo-president will miss his TOTUS so much and those podium signs, he will run away. We can only hope.

86. #186
    On October 19th, 2011 at 11:08 pm, martin.musculus said:

    Just resurfaced, haven’t had time to catch up on all the news, yet!
    I did notice the squib on the bottom of the thumbnail for this item.

    I’m so sorry to read that the President’s equipment has been stolen!

    Even though we’re world-views apart, I want to extend my warmest sympathies to the first lady, I’m certain the president’s “snore-y, stink-y” condition not-withstanding, him being without his equipment must provide quite a trying time for her.

    Only one thing perplexes me – why did he leave his equipment on the truck? It seems an uncomfortable thing to do…

87. #187
    On October 21st, 2011 at 8:06 am, floridaobserver said:

    Just took time to read this.

    It was actually a breakout!!! TOTUS has been held against it’s will and it’s friends were just coming to the rescue. Remember, TOTUS I leaped off the stage to commit suicide. This TOTUS waa trying to escape!