Al Sharpton: Resist Pie We Much

By Doug Powers  •  November 23, 2011 11:55 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

Al Sharpton has a new “Lean Forward” promo for MSNBC in which he explains how Republicans have ruined the economy and deny the obvious. President Obama’s “car in a ditch” analogy was too technical for non-economists to follow, so here Sharpton simplifies it in terms of blueberry pie:

Hard to believe MSNBC is having so much trouble catching up in the ratings.

Here’s a video of some young Republicans in training.

Speaking of pie, we’re on pins and needles at my place. We’re hosting dinner tomorrow and haven’t yet received this year’s official pie waiver from FLOTUS. As a result, what, if anything, is for dessert is still totally up in the air.

**Written by Doug Powers

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  1. #1
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:03 pm, letget said:

    Doug, maybe mo will give us a ‘pardon’ on our pie eating tomorrow as bho did for the turkey’s today? I don’t pay any attention what mo says or wants me to eat or not eat. It is none of her business.
    L

  2. #2
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:03 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    so here Sharpton puts it in terms of blueberry pie:

    What, you don’t like blackberry pie?

    I like pie.

  3. #3
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:05 pm, ACHefty said:

    Cheese. Have a large plate of cheese standing by. Gouda. Edam. Cheddar. Brie. Colby. After all, it’s healthy, right Rogue Cheddar?

  4. #4
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:07 pm, badbait said:

    Contributing an upside down pear cake, baked in a dutch oven powered by charcoal, to the family potluck. Veerrry unhealthy, but delicious.

  5. #5
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:08 pm, rightisright said:

    now who says liberals aren’t mentally sick and/or stupid, Sharpton proves it everytime he opens his mouthy.

  6. #6
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:09 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    I forged ahead and jumped the *gun* for Thanksgiving last night and made puff pastry cherry pie turnovers. DELICIOUS!

    Handcuff me if you must, but it was good, especially with the Very Vanilla ice cream on top of those piping hot turnovers. Resist we much didn’t.

  7. #7
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:09 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:05 pm, ACHefty said:
    Cheese. Have a large plate of cheese standing by. Gouda. Edam. Cheddar. Brie. Colby. After all, it’s healthy, right Rogue Cheddar?

    Absotively! Although the Camembert is a little bit on the runny side.

  8. #8
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:12 pm, stuckinIL4now said:

    There will be no pie waiver cuz there’s no need for one–FLOTUS already scarfed ‘em all down herself–like how the leftistproglibtards have devoured all our hard-earned cash. Nuthin’ left for the rest of us!

  9. #9
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:15 pm, SHoward said:

    So, if the pie is all over the repubs’ faces, what’s that all over the dems’?

    BTW: There is always enough pie (economically), as long as one is willing to bake….

    PS: I hear Michael Moore ate quite a bit of pie….

  10. #10
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:16 pm, J S Ragman said:

    So basically, the Reverend Al has been lying since he was a kid. That’s my takeaway from the ad.

  11. #11
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:20 pm, NavyGal said:

    Is his organization still having tax issues?

  12. #12
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:23 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Is this the Occu-Pie movement?

  13. #13
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:24 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Republicans have ruined the economy and deny the obvious.

    Well, I’d agree with that in the sense that the Republicans ruined the economy by not stopping the Democrats from ruining the economy.

    And, they do deny the obvious, which is that you shouldn’t compromise with ‘wrong’.

  14. #14
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:25 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Al Sharpton claims:

    That’s what happens when I look at the GOP. They talk about the economy’s bad, and “We didn’t do it! We were the ones fightin!”

    But they got the blueberry all over their face. They were the ones eatin the pie!

    The economy is bad in large part because of:
    – the Democrat deficits since January 2007,
    – the Fannie-Freddie contagion, and
    – the utter disrespect for the rule of law by DemonRats.

    As to Fannie-Freddie, it’s easy enough to see
    who was fighting the corruption and
    who has “blueberry all over their face”…

    … Just watch the C-SPAN tape.

  15. #15
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:29 pm, ACHefty said:

    On November 23, 2011 at 12:09 PM, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:05 pm, ACHefty said:
    Cheese. Have a large plate of cheese standing by. Gouda. Edam. Cheddar. Brie. Colby. After all, it’s healthy, right Rogue Cheddar?

    Absotively! Although the Camembert is a little bit on the runny side.

    I don’t care how @&$)(;:/- runny it is. Fetch hither the fromage de la del France — mmmmoushhh!

  16. #16
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:32 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    AlohaGuy said:
    Is this the Occu-Pie movement?

    HA HA – good one. +100 HappyScrapper scale.

  17. #17
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    If you use a cake pan, I guess you could say that the ‘pie are squared’.

  18. #18
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:40 pm, SkyePuppy said:

    I like pi.

    It helps me know how much pie there is. :P

  19. #19
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:49 pm, happyscrapper said:

    Looks like FLOTUS already ate up every pie in the country, probably to save us from ourselves.

    My contribution each year is a special green Jell-O salad, baked corn, and sometimes Nana’s Banana Bread.

    I plan to stuff my face and my belly too. Take that, Moochelle! Maybe Barack can sneak out for a snack at the same time he takes a few illicit puffs. He just better not get caught. I hear he sleeps on the couch a lot because he snores and wakes up stinky.

  20. #20
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:51 pm, drbulb said:

    Kinda like pi are squared rather than pie are round SkyePuppy? ;)

  21. #21
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:52 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:15 pm, SHoward said:
    So, if the pie is all over the repubs’ faces, what’s that all over the dems’?

    Pie thats been previously et.

  22. #22
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:54 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Another liberal progressive socialist demented professional crook politician trying to explain why Obeyme is such an utter failure—pppffft!!

    We don’t resist pie much at our house…starting in this order:
    1. Pumpkin
    2. Apple
    3. Cherry
    4. Blueberry
    5. Not sure, but with nuts.

    Happy, happy Thanksgiving to all the wonderful, funny, clever, witty posters here on Ms. Malkin’s blog.

  23. #23
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:55 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:40 pm, SkyePuppy said:
    I like pi.

    It helps me know how much pie there is.

    Careful there, or you might start one of those famous “slide-rule whipitout!” contests with the other math nerds.

  24. #24
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:02 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    If you use a cake pan, I guess you could say that the ‘pie are squared’.

    Pie squared = Pop Tart

  25. #25
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:04 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    How did Congress recognize Thanksgiving in 1777?

    This is the text of the Continental Congress November 1, 1777 national Thanksgiving Day Proclamation, as printed in the Journals of Congress.

    Forasmuch as it is the indispensable duty of all men to adore the superintending providence of Almighty God; to acknowledge with gratitude their obligation to him for benefits received, and to implore such farther blessings as they stand in need of; and it having pleased him in his abundant mercy not only to continue to us the innumerable bounties of his common providence, but also smile upon us in the prosecution of a just and necessary war, for the defense and establishment of our unalienable rights and liberties; particularly in that he hath been pleased in so great a measure to prosper the means used for the support of our troops and to crown our arms with most signal success:

    It is therefore recommended to the legislative or executive powers of these United States, to set apart Thursday, the 18th day of December next, for solemn thanksgiving and praise; that with one heart and one voice the good people may express the grateful feelings of their hearts, and consecrate themselves to the service of their divine benefactor; and that together with their sincere acknowledgments and offerings, they may join the penitent confession of their manifold sins, whereby they had forfeited every favor, and their humble and earnest supplication that it may please God, through the merits of Jesus Christ, mercifully to forgive and blot them out of remembrance; that it may please him graciously to afford his blessings on the governments of these states respectively, and prosper the public council of the whole; to inspire our commanders both by land and sea, and all under them, with that wisdom and fortitude which may render them fit instruments, under the providence of Almighty God, to secure for these United States the greatest of all blessings, independence and peace; that it may please him to prosper the trade and manufactures of the people and the labor of the husbandman, that our land may yield its increase; to take schools and seminaries of education, so necessary for cultivating the principles of true liberty, virtue and piety, under his nurturing hand, and to prosper the means of religion for the promotion and enlargement of that kingdom which consisteth in righteousness, peace and joy in the Holy Ghost.

    And it is further recommended, that servile labor, and such recreation as, though at other times innocent, may be unbecoming the purpose of this appointment, be omitted on so solemn an occasion.

    Hat Tip: Wallbuilders

  26. #26
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:12 pm, TigerLady said:

    I’m going to resist making a snarky comment. I like pie. We’re having lots. Pumpkin and pecan in the oven as I write. I’d better get back to the kitchen or we’ll be eating charred pie.

  27. #27
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:26 pm, SHoward said:

    Maybe the repubs weren’t eating the pie.

    Maybe they were attacked by Al-Pieda.

  28. #28
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:31 pm, happyscrapper said:

    #27On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:26 pm, SHoward said:
    Maybe the repubs weren’t eating the pie.

    Maybe they were attacked by Al-Pieda.

    Groan!! :grin:

    My favorite pie…pumpkin with tons of whipped cream!! The real stuff!

  29. #29
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:32 pm, SHoward said:

    Thinking about my Al-Pieda comment, I can’t help but think that maybe there’s a lot of truth there.

    Over the last 50 years or so the Dems have done a masterful job of destroying the economy, yet they have been able to lay it largely on the shoulders of the repubs. I know the repubs aren’t totally blameless, but we know the dems gave us the mess we’re in today and now successfully blame wall street and the repubs.

    Now that the mess is fully involved, many in the general public still think it was the repubs and are ready to let the Dems proscribe a cure. I know people that believe this completely, and are ready for the Dems’ ‘solutions.’.

    Cloward and Piven would be proud.

  30. #30
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    If you like to burn Greek letters, does that make you a πρ maniac?
    (nerd-alert!)

  31. #31
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:52 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    πρ maniac

    :-D

  32. #32
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:57 pm, Truesoldier said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:03 pm, letget said:
    Doug, maybe mo will give us a ‘pardon’ on our pie eating tomorrow as bho did for the turkey’s today?

    We could take a play from the Democrat playbook and point out that because Obama pardoned the turkey’s some poor family will have to go without a Thanksgiving dinner….

    I did see that Obama used the pardoning of the turkeys as a way to mock Congress:

    Declaring “we can’t wait to pardon these turkeys,” President Obama Wednesday gave two birds the traditional presidential reprieve from a sentence to be the centerpiece at a Thanksgiving dinner table.

  33. #33
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 1:58 pm, Southpaw said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:55 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:40 pm, SkyePuppy said:
    I like pi.

    It helps me know how much pie there is.
    Careful there, or you might start one of those famous “slide-rule whipitout!” contests with the other math nerds.

    Heh….

    http://seemslegit.com/_images/1be5807839772d38f66e002e553f7baa/122%20-%20i%20math%20math-jokes%20pi.jpg

  34. #34
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:07 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    Al-Pieda! Too good. Anyone remember this Pepto commercial from the 60′s?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i4OW8Z81HI

    Kinda’ looks like Al in his youth?

  35. #35
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:15 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Liberal Math.

    Remember your algebra: What you do to one side of the equation, you must do to the other.

    Let’s say x and y both equal 1.
    so:

    x=y
    multiply both sides by x
    x^2 = xy
    Subtract y^2 from both sides
    x^2 – y^2 = xy – y^2
    Factor
    (x+y)(x-y)=y(x-y)
    Divide both sides by (x-y)
    x+y = y
    Since x and y both equal 1 that means
    1 + 1 = 1
    or
    2 = 1

    This is how they computed the “savings” from Obamacare!

  36. #36
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:20 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    Declaring “we can’t wait to pardon these turkeys,” President Obama Wednesday gave two birds the traditional presidential reprieve from a sentence to be the centerpiece at a Thanksgiving dinner table.

    So oblamo gave us the bird? Hmmmm. Has anyone seen the Front Page on Drudge today? Russian news announcer supposedly gave “the bird” to oblamo. I don’t read Russian, so can’t prove it by me. . .

  37. #37
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:22 pm, letget said:

    My favorite holiday pie is real mincemeat. Sad fact, not too many places make them the old fashion way. It takes gobs of time to make a real one from scratch. My mouth is watering just thinking about one!
    L

  38. #38
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:26 pm, Cameron said:

    Hey Al, I have an idea for you with your analogy: Why not get a real job, save up some money and buy the ingredients for a pie? Why wait around for the government to provide it for you?

    See, that’s the difference between you and Conservatives. People like you insist that there is no more wealth anymore. People like us see opportunities to earn it. Now go away until you’re relevant.

  39. #39
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:26 pm, Southpaw said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:20 pm, babiesgrandma said:
    Has anyone seen the Front Page on Drudge today? Russian news announcer supposedly gave “the bird” to oblamo. I don’t read Russian, so can’t prove it by me. .

    It’s about all I have left to say to Doh’Bama.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7jKKZTpzh4

  40. #40
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:29 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    ITTRP said:

    Shocking Video Unearthed Democrats in their own words Covering up the Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac

    If you hadn’t posted it certainly I would have. What says Dems-R–Bogus quite like that little bubble blogger video montage? Barry Ritholtz has recently tried to debunk the contribution of the CRA but he should know better!

    Barry, “markets are made at the margins”. Home ownership percentages going from 68% to not quite 70% was all it took to tank the system. There’s a reason not everyone should own a home.

    Is it just me or are the Trolls on paid holiday? Been off all week!

  41. #41
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:45 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    According to Barry Ritholtz, ( who’s getting loonier by the day ) CRA was not a factor in facilitating the Greatest Bubble of All Time?

    http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2011/11/charts-facts-economic-crisis/

    Of course exhonerating Dem’s, disparaging Republicans and patting himself on the back in one fell swoop. Greasing the move-up market ( can you say phantom demand? ) was easily one of the biggest contributors to the bust. But it doesn’t fit their narrative.

    To wit, you can have a $700k home in Compton, yeah, Compton, borrow against it, buy 10 spec homes in Phoenix, Vegas wherever, then let those go back to the bank and sound the hasty retreat to your primary home in Sacramento, wherever.

    Apologies in advance to Pasadena Phil for the liberal Cali exploitation! Barry, ever hear of Casey Serin? Poster child for the Bubble?

  42. #42
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 3:07 pm, John Deaux said:

    I prefer sweet potato pie. I much eat it.

  43. #43
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 3:38 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    Marshall_Will said:
    Is it just me or are the Trolls on paid holiday? Been off all week!

    Maybe they are Occupying ILoveMyPupTent’s basement this week. Busy banging the drum slowly, and making hot cocoa.

  44. #44
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 5:09 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 2:22 pm, letget said:
    My favorite holiday pie is real mincemeat. Sad fact, not too many places make them the old fashion way. It takes gobs of time to make a real one from scratch. My mouth is watering just thinking about one!
    L

    I’ve never had mincemeat in my life! What is it?

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 3:38 pm, babiesgrandma said:
    Marshall_Will said:
    Is it just me or are the Trolls on paid holiday? Been off all week!
    Maybe they are Occupying ILoveMyPupTent’s basement this week. Busy banging the drum slowly, and making hot cocoa.

    I think the little hermit-crab-like creatures have skittered under their beds. They know their free lunch is almost over and they are skeered!!

  45. #45
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 5:49 pm, letget said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 5:09 pm, happyscrapper said:

    It is so so good. Put lots of real whipped cream on top when it is warm, and your mouth will have a wonderful feeling. Below is a recipes on how to make it, lots and lots of time to do so.
    I like pecans added to mine. This is just one you can do, not really the one I would use making. Check out bing or google for more recipes.

    http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Old-Time-Mincemeat-Pie/Detail.aspx
    L

  46. #46
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 7:35 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 5:49 pm, letget said:

    YUMMMM !!!!!

    My favorite too.

    As a kid, we called it Mousemeat. Mom used to buy it at church Bazars and we figured church mice were tastiest. ;)

  47. #47
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 8:36 pm, Blackstone said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:05 pm, ACHefty said:

    Cheese. Have a large plate of cheese standing by. Gouda. Edam. Cheddar. Brie. Colby. After all, it’s healthy, right Rogue Cheddar?

    What? No Wensleydale?

  48. #48
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 9:17 pm, happyscrapper said:

    Thanks, Letget! And have a wonderful, delicious Thanksgiving everyone!!

  49. #49
    On November 23rd, 2011 at 9:31 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Wallace: Cracking good toast, eh Gromit?

  50. #50
    On November 24th, 2011 at 12:13 am, BK said:

    so here Sharpton puts it in terms of blueberry pie:

    He doesn’t like blackberry pie? RAAAAACIST :P

    But since he likes union thugs, he does like “black and blue” berry pie then?

  51. #51
    On November 24th, 2011 at 6:48 am, SDN said:

    Pie thats been previously et.

    Dems prefer “recycled pie”.

  52. #52
    On November 24th, 2011 at 7:01 am, sport02 said:

    Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

  53. #53
    On November 24th, 2011 at 9:04 am, Paratus said:

    Pot pie? OWS would like some.

  54. #54
    On November 24th, 2011 at 9:24 am, stillontheroad said:

    Dems prefer “recycled pie”.

    They like their pie via the indirect path -

  55. #55
    On November 24th, 2011 at 11:02 am, Peter Hughes said:

    Being a proud Southerner who watched both Mama & Daddy cooking in the kitchen, I am fixing my annual dessert contributions to the family table: sweet potato pie and chocolate-pecan pie.

    Can’t stand canned mincemeat, though. The only time I ever had a good one was traveling in Great Britain during the Christmas season and was given a complimentary slice after a dinner in Salisbury. Now THAT was a mincemeat! But sadly, the Brits don’t export their brand.

    PS – What is it with Dems and pies? If they’re not trying to con a piece from you, they’re using them to attack conservatives. Stuck in childhood is my guess.

    Anyways, Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  56. #56
    On November 24th, 2011 at 11:24 am, letget said:

    All here on MM, God bless and have a wonderful Thanksgiving. I thank God for our wonderful men and women serving in our military.
    L

  57. #57
    On November 24th, 2011 at 9:14 pm, TonkAZ said:

    Looks like Big Al caught me- we had three pies AND a cheesecake for dessert, preceeded by a mammoth turkey, a standing rib roast and more side dishes than a Michael Moore midnight snack attack. I didn’t just eat until I was satisfied, or until I was stuffed; I ate until I was exhausted.

  58. #58
    On November 24th, 2011 at 9:20 pm, ACHefty said:

    On November 23, 2011 at 08:36 PM, Blackstone said:

    On November 23rd, 2011 at 12:05 pm, ACHefty said:

    Cheese. Have a large plate of cheese standing by. Gouda. Edam. Cheddar. Brie. Colby. After all, it’s healthy, right Rogue Cheddar?

    What? No Wensleydale?

    Normally, yes. Today the van broke down.

  59. #59
    On November 25th, 2011 at 12:52 am, Blackstone said:

    On November 24th, 2011 at 11:02 am, Peter Hughes said:

    What is it with Dems and pies? If they’re not trying to con a piece from you, they’re using them to attack conservatives.

    Both figuratively and literally (as a number of conservative speakers on college campuses can attest).

  60. #60
    On November 25th, 2011 at 11:14 am, Flar said:

    Normally, yes. Today the van broke down.

    Lucas electrics?

  61. #61
    On November 26th, 2011 at 8:49 am, Rufus Levin said:

    “I found the DNC Shill….
    On Blueberry Hill……”

    la la la

    Ah, Tawana…we Hardly Knew Ya!

  62. #62
    On November 27th, 2011 at 12:48 pm, corkie said:

    Conservatives are trying to make bigger and bigger pies – enough for everyone.

    But liberals are only concerned with how many pieces they can get for themselves.

  63. #63
    On November 28th, 2011 at 3:21 pm, spackle said:

    The fact that Al Sharpton has managed to be taken seriously by anyone or anything other then the town drunk is one of the great mysteries of mankind. The man has still not mastered the English language. “Blueberry be all over our face”. Be all over our face huh? Welcome to the cultural sinkhole that is contemporary America where race hustling buffoons in tracksuits dine with the nations “elites”. Call me crazy but I think separation or secession is our only hope.

  64. #64
    On November 29th, 2011 at 1:51 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Wow; I can’t believe I missed a whole thread on pie

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