Al Sharpton: Resist Pie We Much
**Written by Doug Powers
Al Sharpton has a new “Lean Forward” promo for MSNBC in which he explains how Republicans have ruined the economy and deny the obvious. President Obama’s “car in a ditch” analogy was too technical for non-economists to follow, so here Sharpton simplifies it in terms of blueberry pie:
Hard to believe MSNBC is having so much trouble catching up in the ratings.
Here’s a video of some young Republicans in training.
Speaking of pie, we’re on pins and needles at my place. We’re hosting dinner tomorrow and haven’t yet received this year’s official pie waiver from FLOTUS. As a result, what, if anything, is for dessert is still totally up in the air.
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Doug, maybe mo will give us a ‘pardon’ on our pie eating tomorrow as bho did for the turkey’s today? I don’t pay any attention what mo says or wants me to eat or not eat. It is none of her business.
L
What, you don’t like blackberry pie?
I like pie.
Cheese. Have a large plate of cheese standing by. Gouda. Edam. Cheddar. Brie. Colby. After all, it’s healthy, right Rogue Cheddar?
Contributing an upside down pear cake, baked in a dutch oven powered by charcoal, to the family potluck. Veerrry unhealthy, but delicious.
now who says liberals aren’t mentally sick and/or stupid, Sharpton proves it everytime he opens his mouthy.
I forged ahead and jumped the *gun* for Thanksgiving last night and made puff pastry cherry pie turnovers. DELICIOUS!
Handcuff me if you must, but it was good, especially with the Very Vanilla ice cream on top of those piping hot turnovers. Resist we much didn’t.
Absotively! Although the Camembert is a little bit on the runny side.
There will be no pie waiver cuz there’s no need for one–FLOTUS already scarfed ‘em all down herself–like how the leftistproglibtards have devoured all our hard-earned cash. Nuthin’ left for the rest of us!
So, if the pie is all over the repubs’ faces, what’s that all over the dems’?
BTW: There is always enough pie (economically), as long as one is willing to bake….
PS: I hear Michael Moore ate quite a bit of pie….
So basically, the Reverend Al has been lying since he was a kid. That’s my takeaway from the ad.
Is his organization still having tax issues?
Is this the Occu-Pie movement?
Well, I’d agree with that in the sense that the Republicans ruined the economy by not stopping the Democrats from ruining the economy.
And, they do deny the obvious, which is that you shouldn’t compromise with ‘wrong’.
Al Sharpton claims:
The economy is bad in large part because of:
– the Democrat deficits since January 2007,
– the Fannie-Freddie contagion, and
– the utter disrespect for the rule of law by DemonRats.
As to Fannie-Freddie, it’s easy enough to see
who was fighting the corruption and
who has “blueberry all over their face”…
… Just watch the C-SPAN tape.
I don’t care how @&$)(;:/- runny it is. Fetch hither the fromage de la del France — mmmmoushhh!
HA HA – good one. +100 HappyScrapper scale.
If you use a cake pan, I guess you could say that the ‘pie are squared’.
I like pi.
It helps me know how much pie there is.
Looks like FLOTUS already ate up every pie in the country, probably to save us from ourselves.
My contribution each year is a special green Jell-O salad, baked corn, and sometimes Nana’s Banana Bread.
I plan to stuff my face and my belly too. Take that, Moochelle! Maybe Barack can sneak out for a snack at the same time he takes a few illicit puffs. He just better not get caught. I hear he sleeps on the couch a lot because he snores and wakes up stinky.
Kinda like pi are squared rather than pie are round SkyePuppy?
Pie thats been previously et.
Another liberal progressive socialist demented professional crook politician trying to explain why Obeyme is such an utter failure—pppffft!!
We don’t resist pie much at our house…starting in this order:
1. Pumpkin
2. Apple
3. Cherry
4. Blueberry
5. Not sure, but with nuts.
Happy, happy Thanksgiving to all the wonderful, funny, clever, witty posters here on Ms. Malkin’s blog.
Careful there, or you might start one of those famous “slide-rule whipitout!” contests with the other math nerds.
Pie squared = Pop Tart
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I’m going to resist making a snarky comment. I like pie. We’re having lots. Pumpkin and pecan in the oven as I write. I’d better get back to the kitchen or we’ll be eating charred pie.
Maybe the repubs weren’t eating the pie.
Maybe they were attacked by Al-Pieda.
Groan!!
My favorite pie…pumpkin with tons of whipped cream!! The real stuff!
Thinking about my Al-Pieda comment, I can’t help but think that maybe there’s a lot of truth there.
Over the last 50 years or so the Dems have done a masterful job of destroying the economy, yet they have been able to lay it largely on the shoulders of the repubs. I know the repubs aren’t totally blameless, but we know the dems gave us the mess we’re in today and now successfully blame wall street and the repubs.
Now that the mess is fully involved, many in the general public still think it was the repubs and are ready to let the Dems proscribe a cure. I know people that believe this completely, and are ready for the Dems’ ‘solutions.’.
Cloward and Piven would be proud.
If you like to burn Greek letters, does that make you a πρ maniac?
(nerd-alert!)
We could take a play from the Democrat playbook and point out that because Obama pardoned the turkey’s some poor family will have to go without a Thanksgiving dinner….
I did see that Obama used the pardoning of the turkeys as a way to mock Congress:
Heh….
http://seemslegit.com/_images/1be5807839772d38f66e002e553f7baa/122%20-%20i%20math%20math-jokes%20pi.jpg
Al-Pieda! Too good. Anyone remember this Pepto commercial from the 60′s?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i4OW8Z81HI
Kinda’ looks like Al in his youth?
Liberal Math.
Remember your algebra: What you do to one side of the equation, you must do to the other.
Let’s say x and y both equal 1.
so:
x=y
multiply both sides by x
x^2 = xy
Subtract y^2 from both sides
x^2 – y^2 = xy – y^2
Factor
(x+y)(x-y)=y(x-y)
Divide both sides by (x-y)
x+y = y
Since x and y both equal 1 that means
1 + 1 = 1
or
2 = 1
This is how they computed the “savings” from Obamacare!
So oblamo gave us the bird? Hmmmm. Has anyone seen the Front Page on Drudge today? Russian news announcer supposedly gave “the bird” to oblamo. I don’t read Russian, so can’t prove it by me. . .
My favorite holiday pie is real mincemeat. Sad fact, not too many places make them the old fashion way. It takes gobs of time to make a real one from scratch. My mouth is watering just thinking about one!
L
Hey Al, I have an idea for you with your analogy: Why not get a real job, save up some money and buy the ingredients for a pie? Why wait around for the government to provide it for you?
See, that’s the difference between you and Conservatives. People like you insist that there is no more wealth anymore. People like us see opportunities to earn it. Now go away until you’re relevant.
It’s about all I have left to say to Doh’Bama.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7jKKZTpzh4
ITTRP said:
If you hadn’t posted it certainly I would have. What says Dems-R–Bogus quite like that little bubble blogger video montage? Barry Ritholtz has recently tried to debunk the contribution of the CRA but he should know better!
Barry, “markets are made at the margins”. Home ownership percentages going from 68% to not quite 70% was all it took to tank the system. There’s a reason not everyone should own a home.
Is it just me or are the Trolls on paid holiday? Been off all week!
According to Barry Ritholtz, ( who’s getting loonier by the day ) CRA was not a factor in facilitating the Greatest Bubble of All Time?
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2011/11/charts-facts-economic-crisis/
Of course exhonerating Dem’s, disparaging Republicans and patting himself on the back in one fell swoop. Greasing the move-up market ( can you say phantom demand? ) was easily one of the biggest contributors to the bust. But it doesn’t fit their narrative.
To wit, you can have a $700k home in Compton, yeah, Compton, borrow against it, buy 10 spec homes in Phoenix, Vegas wherever, then let those go back to the bank and sound the hasty retreat to your primary home in Sacramento, wherever.
Apologies in advance to Pasadena Phil for the liberal Cali exploitation! Barry, ever hear of Casey Serin? Poster child for the Bubble?
I prefer sweet potato pie. I much eat it.
Maybe they are Occupying ILoveMyPupTent’s basement this week. Busy banging the drum slowly, and making hot cocoa.
I’ve never had mincemeat in my life! What is it?
I think the little hermit-crab-like creatures have skittered under their beds. They know their free lunch is almost over and they are skeered!!
It is so so good. Put lots of real whipped cream on top when it is warm, and your mouth will have a wonderful feeling. Below is a recipes on how to make it, lots and lots of time to do so.
I like pecans added to mine. This is just one you can do, not really the one I would use making. Check out bing or google for more recipes.
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Old-Time-Mincemeat-Pie/Detail.aspx
L
YUMMMM !!!!!
My favorite too.
As a kid, we called it Mousemeat. Mom used to buy it at church Bazars and we figured church mice were tastiest.
What? No Wensleydale?
Thanks, Letget! And have a wonderful, delicious Thanksgiving everyone!!
Wallace: Cracking good toast, eh Gromit?
He doesn’t like blackberry pie? RAAAAACIST
But since he likes union thugs, he does like “black and blue” berry pie then?
Dems prefer “recycled pie”.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
Pot pie? OWS would like some.
Dems prefer “recycled pie”.
They like their pie via the indirect path -
Being a proud Southerner who watched both Mama & Daddy cooking in the kitchen, I am fixing my annual dessert contributions to the family table: sweet potato pie and chocolate-pecan pie.
Can’t stand canned mincemeat, though. The only time I ever had a good one was traveling in Great Britain during the Christmas season and was given a complimentary slice after a dinner in Salisbury. Now THAT was a mincemeat! But sadly, the Brits don’t export their brand.
PS – What is it with Dems and pies? If they’re not trying to con a piece from you, they’re using them to attack conservatives. Stuck in childhood is my guess.
Anyways, Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
Regards,
Peter H.
All here on MM, God bless and have a wonderful Thanksgiving. I thank God for our wonderful men and women serving in our military.
L
Looks like Big Al caught me- we had three pies AND a cheesecake for dessert, preceeded by a mammoth turkey, a standing rib roast and more side dishes than a Michael Moore midnight snack attack. I didn’t just eat until I was satisfied, or until I was stuffed; I ate until I was exhausted.
Normally, yes. Today the van broke down.
Both figuratively and literally (as a number of conservative speakers on college campuses can attest).
Lucas electrics?
“I found the DNC Shill….
On Blueberry Hill……”
la la la
Ah, Tawana…we Hardly Knew Ya!
Conservatives are trying to make bigger and bigger pies – enough for everyone.
But liberals are only concerned with how many pieces they can get for themselves.
The fact that Al Sharpton has managed to be taken seriously by anyone or anything other then the town drunk is one of the great mysteries of mankind. The man has still not mastered the English language. “Blueberry be all over our face”. Be all over our face huh? Welcome to the cultural sinkhole that is contemporary America where race hustling buffoons in tracksuits dine with the nations “elites”. Call me crazy but I think separation or secession is our only hope.
Wow; I can’t believe I missed a whole thread on pie…