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When Black Friday Comes…

By Doug Powers  •  November 25, 2011 11:21 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

The day is upon us when shoppers show up to stores in droves looking for deals, retailers make money, craziness occasionally ensues and Joy Behar wonders if the term “Black Friday” is rooted in racism.

As of this morning, the “Occupiers” were looking to occupy Target and other retailers (will FLOTUS cross the protest line?). If OWS thinks the police tactics are questionable, just wait until they get between a bin of $2 waffle makers and a stampede of shoppers who haven’t yet had breakfast (“crack kills” warning):

And look, there was a sale at a California Walmart that has temporarily changed its name to Mace-ys:

Twenty people, including children, were injured when a woman at a San Fernando Valley Walmart store used mace against other customers in what authorities referred to as a “competitive shopping” incident.

The Los Angeles Times reports that a scuffle broke out shortly before 10 p.m. Thursday night, just before shopping was to begin, among customers waiting to buy Xbox gaming consoles and Wii video games.

Others are reporting that it was pepper spray and not mace. In either case, what better way to shop for gifts to give to loved ones on the day we honor and celebrate the occasion of our Lord’s birth?

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com

“Competitive shopping”? Sounds like a new professional sports league might be on the way.

Stay safe out there, all. I’m not leaving the house today except to try and exercise off yesterday’s dinner and dessert. I never did get an official pie waiver but went ahead and ate some anyway. Yesterday at my place, Al Sharpton was proven correct.

Update: Guess who else is having a Black Friday sale?

**Written by Doug Powers

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