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1. #1
   On December 7th, 2011 at 4:52 pm, Misscheryl said:

   I’m so glad democrats are morally superior…/sarc

2. #2
   On December 7th, 2011 at 4:56 pm, NavyGal said:

   But isn’t this all about wealth redistribution? Taking the cash from the customers and redistributing it among the company execs?

3. #3
   On December 7th, 2011 at 5:08 pm, FirstSkirt said:

   Ha! Corzine had his bevy of lawyers look up countries with non-extradition treaties. Dude is in the wind with access to billions of dollars in a Cayman bank. Anybody check Argentina to see if he showed up there?

4. #4
   On December 7th, 2011 at 5:15 pm, DonkeyHoatie said:

   Senator: I demand that you come and testify before us! Come at once, or I’ll demand it again!

   Since they won’t actually hold anyone in contempt, they’re about as forceful as a London bobby with a whistle.

5. #5
   On December 7th, 2011 at 5:16 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

   Wow! Hat trick!

6. #6
   On December 7th, 2011 at 5:21 pm, Reaganite_Republican said:

   Time to answer a few questions, scumbag

7. #7
   On December 7th, 2011 at 5:35 pm, SignPainterGuy said:

   Behind the Fifth Amendment is the first place I`d look for him, right next to some South Sea island cuties in grass skirts….on some little island nation with no extradition treaty with the U.S.

8. #8
   On December 7th, 2011 at 5:45 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

   Here’s hoping he finds Jimmy Hoffa’s bunker under Giant’s stadium.

9. #9
   On December 7th, 2011 at 5:47 pm, letget said:

   Well by golly, this seems more subpoenas than holder has gotten? Both need to be in prison with a HUGE guy that doesn’t take a bath and just loves new guys in his cell!
   L

10. #10
    On December 7th, 2011 at 5:52 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    SPG,

    Exactly, why hasn’t his Passport been yanked? Talk about a flight risk, let’s see, connected -around- the globe, not complying, oh… and he has $1.2 bil stashed ‘somewhere’?

    Nothing to see here folks! Just convict him in absentia and move on to the next Obamacrony.

11. #11
    On December 7th, 2011 at 5:58 pm, WaterBoyz said:

    And the odds of us getting REAL answers….in our lifetime?

12. #12
    On December 7th, 2011 at 5:59 pm, thejim said:

    Guess this makes Corzine a shoe in for Treasury Secretary.

13. #13
    On December 7th, 2011 at 6:15 pm, Truesoldier said:

    On December 7th, 2011 at 5:59 pm, thejim said:
    Guess this makes Corzine a shoe in for Treasury Secretary.

    Or next Gov of Illinois….

14. #14
    On December 7th, 2011 at 6:21 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Joliette desperately needs a young tight end. Nothing but old wide receivers these days.

15. #15
    On December 7th, 2011 at 6:27 pm, Truesoldier said:

    Part of me wonders if his “invsetment partners” might make sure he stays missing.

16. #16
    On December 7th, 2011 at 6:30 pm, Marshall_Will said:

    WaterBoyz,

    Courtesy of Ann Barnhart ( h/t Pasadena Phil ) we already HAVE our answers. There’s nothing complex here. Commodity and Futures trading dates back to the Silk Road.

    This was theft, pure and cynical (TM) Oh sure, The Great Corzini will try to pull a rabbit out of a hat come court time, if he ever shows but we know the drill. Btw, since this broke, there’s been a number of us that’ve made comments about his heritage. Never any insult intended toward our posters of Italian descent. Seriously.

17. #17
    On December 7th, 2011 at 7:13 pm, txvet2 said:

    He’s more than likely just in discussions with the Administration about his future role as Treasury Secretary during the Obama second term, which are being conducted with the openness and transparency that are a hallmark of the Obama crime family.

18. #18
    On December 7th, 2011 at 7:23 pm, rambler said:

    Isn’t he a Constitution hating lefty? Then maybe he should not be able to take the 5th.

19. #19
    On December 7th, 2011 at 7:56 pm, AmericaFirst said:

    Corzine is a liberal elitist. Don’t send him SUBpeonas. He doesn’t reach down any further than his zipper. Send him Superpeonas.

20. #20
    On December 7th, 2011 at 8:02 pm, mondamay said:

    On December 7th, 2011 at 7:56 pm, AmericaFirst said:

    Corzine is a liberal elitist. Don’t send him SUBpeonas. He doesn’t reach down any further than his zipper. Send him Superpeonas.

    Mmm I like sopapillas!

    Wait… that’s not right…

21. #21
    On December 7th, 2011 at 8:45 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    Send Guido……..

22. #22
    On December 7th, 2011 at 8:48 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    I’d put money on him never being charged, despite the largest swindle yet. (this does beat Bernie Madoff, doesn’t it?)

23. #23
    On December 7th, 2011 at 8:49 pm, T-Bone said:

    Well, if he was taking steriods and playing baseball, he would have already been to Congress and indicted for perjury already. Geez. Priorities man.

24. #24
    On December 7th, 2011 at 9:39 pm, Peter Hughes said:

    Joliette desperately needs a young tight end. Nothing but old wide receivers these days.

    I’ll gladly take a young tight end over an old wide receiver!

    Oh, wait – you were talking about football. Never mind.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

25. #25
    On December 8th, 2011 at 2:02 am, txvet2 said:

    Corzine Expected to Plead the Fifth

    That reminds me – I’m almost out of rum.

26. #26
    On December 8th, 2011 at 7:18 am, RickinNH said:

    Joe thinks he’s smart. Vice President Joe Biden on the stump for Jon Corzine: “The reason why we called Jon is because we knew he knew about the ecomony. About world markets. About how we had to respond, almost unlike anyone we knew…. And we trusted his judgment.”

27. #27
    On December 8th, 2011 at 8:14 am, swede said:

    txvet2 said:

    Corzine Expected to Plead the Fifth

    That reminds me – I’m almost out of rum.

    No, see, the fifth is when you say, “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I imbezzled, ripped of and swindled thousands of investors, and need a little more time to get all the money into offshore accounts.” Or something.

    Then again, Captain Morgain Private Stock is pretty smooth.

28. #28
    On December 8th, 2011 at 8:43 am, babiesgrandma said:

    mondamay said:
    On December 7th, 2011 at 7:56 pm, AmericaFirst said:

    Corzine is a liberal elitist. Don’t send him SUBpeonas. He doesn’t reach down any further than his zipper. Send him Superpeonas.

    Didn’t the gubmint get caught providing $250 billion of Medicare $’s on superpeonas pumps?

    Oh, wait…. never mind.

29. #29
    On December 8th, 2011 at 8:55 am, happy2behere said:

    Make him surrender his passport. He probably knows where some of it is and becha it ain’t in the USA.

30. #30
    On December 8th, 2011 at 8:59 am, happy2behere said:

    He says he doesn’t know where it is, perhaps technically true, as he likely doesn’t know exactly which offshore account has which investors funds.

31. #31
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:00 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    Corzine should share a cell with Bernie Madoff. They can argue for the next few decades about who was the biggest scammer.

32. #32
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:01 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    On December 8th, 2011 at 8:59 am, happy2behere said:
    He says he doesn’t know where it is, perhaps technically true, as he likely doesn’t know exactly which offshore DNC account has which investors funds.

    I’d bet on it.

33. #33
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:12 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    Michelle, Doug… we need a thread on this:
    WH Classifies Ft. Hood Massacre as Workplace Violence.

    Un. Freaking. Believable.

34. #34
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:17 am, RedDog said:

    …. and Bernie Madoff is the poster boy for Wall Street corruption? Unbelieveable. I would rather have our country deal with a thousand Bernie Madoffs than one Barack Hussein Obama.

35. #35
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:17 am, stillontheroad said:

    Question: Mr Corzine, where did all the money go?
    Mr Corzine : Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Potato Chipsssssssssssssssssss

36. #36
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:20 am, RedDog said:

    Off-topic, but this is another smoking gun that could drop Obama and his apparachiks like pole-axed hogs. And CBS no less, is running with it.

    Documents: ATF used “Fast and Furious” to make the case for gun regulations

37. #37
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:23 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Corzine: Of course I don’t have my underwear. I’m definitely not wearing my underwear.
    Corzine: Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.

38. #38
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:24 am, RedDog said:

    On December 8th, 2011 at 8:55 am, happy2behere said:
    Make him surrender his passport. He probably knows where some of it is and becha it ain’t in the USA.

    I would love the NSA to sift through all the accounts in the Grand Caymans and Switzerland. How many corrupt politicans in America and around the world could be prosecuted as a result? And I’ll gladly wager that 90% are Liberals and Marxists.

39. #39
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:25 am, RedDog said:

    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:23 am, Rogue Cheddar said:
    Corzine: Of course I don’t have my underwear. I’m definitely not wearing my underwear.

    K-Mart sux.

40. #40
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:29 am, RedDog said:

    The Culture of Corruption

    This has to be the Rep strategy against the Dems this season. “Enemy infantry in the open, adjust and fire for effect.”

41. #41
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:29 am, FirstSkirt said:

    Fox News is reporting that Corzine will show up and NOT take the fifth…hmmm. More “I didn’t read those emails…” methinks. His lawyers have already informed him that HIS money has been secured and accounted for.

42. #42
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:33 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Corzine: We have pepperoni pizza for dinner Monday nights.
    Susanna: Pizza? You get pizza in an institution?
    Corzine: Monday night is Italian night.

43. #43
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:40 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Doctor: Jon, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
    Corzine: ‘Bout a hundred dollars.
    Doctor: Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
    Corzine: ‘Bout a hundred dollars.

44. #44
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:43 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Doctor: Jon, do you know what autistic is?
    Corzine: Yeah.
    Doctor: You know that word?
    Corzine: Yeah.
    Doctor: Are you autistic?
    Corzine: I don’t think so. No. Definitely not.

45. #45
    On December 8th, 2011 at 9:43 am, TigerLady said:

    Liar, liar, pants on fire.

    When will we hold politicians accountable for their dishonesty? Don’t tell me, I already know. Never unless he’s a Republican.

46. #46
    On December 8th, 2011 at 10:01 am, Misscheryl said:

    “I simply do not know where the money is.”

    translation: I can’t tell you or I’ll end up committing suicide with a shotgun blast to the back of my head.

47. #47
    On December 8th, 2011 at 10:11 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    I suspect 6 million ‘people’ will make the max campaign contribution that doesn’t have to be reported ($200) for Oblamer’s and other Dems’ re-election… all drawn from the same account. But, since the most basic online controls have been disabled, no one will know.

48. #48
    On December 8th, 2011 at 10:21 am, prendad said:

    Where could that money be? Let’s see:

    1. Underneath Obama’s desk?
    2. In Michelle’s checking account?
    3. In Barney Frank’s IRA?
    4. In Pelosi’s purse?

    Those are my best guesses.

49. #49
    On December 8th, 2011 at 10:28 am, Savage24 said:

    Sounds like the Clinton’s, “I didn’t know anything about it until I read it in the papers”. Ever wonder how these guys that don’t know anything become the CEO of a company or President of our country?

50. #50
    On December 8th, 2011 at 10:28 am, Misscheryl said:

    Where’s the money?

    Corzine: “I’m not sure, I think Bill had it last.”

51. #51
    On December 8th, 2011 at 10:33 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    Corzine: Well, I put it in the pocket I keep my handkerchief in, and I had a cold that day. So…

52. #52
    On December 8th, 2011 at 10:42 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    George Obowmao Bailey: [yelling at Uncle Corzine] Where’s that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where’s that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! That’s what it means! One of us is going to jail… well, it’s not gonna be me!

53. #53
    On December 8th, 2011 at 11:04 am, stillontheroad said:

    Where’s the money?

    Corzine: pulls out handkerchief, wad of cash falls on floor
    Corzine: “I’m not sure, Oh wait – Yes I am the Phantom”

54. #54
    On December 8th, 2011 at 11:05 am, Peter Hughes said:

    1. Underneath Obama’s desk?
    2. In Michelle’s checking account?
    3. In Barney Frank’s IRA?
    4. In Pelosi’s purse?

    It would make more sense if it were in Pelosi’s IRA or in Bawney Fwank’s purse.

    Just my $0.02.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

55. #55
    On December 8th, 2011 at 11:07 am, happy2behere said:

    Let’s see, you are a former Demoncrat governor living under a Demoncrat Administration, you know the economy is going down in flames, you have access to 1.2 billion, and few “financiers” have been prosecuted. What to do? Give it all to the poor?

56. #56
    On December 8th, 2011 at 11:12 am, Misscheryl said:

    Solyendra? No, no – GE, no wait..GM – that’s it – they have it.

57. #57
    On December 8th, 2011 at 11:16 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Corzine: I’ll tell you where the money went! We bought a fleet of Chevy Volts and they’re all in for repairs!

58. #58
    On December 8th, 2011 at 11:26 am, greenfairie said:

    If this crook doesn’t go to prison, then what’s Bernie Madoff doing behind bars?

59. #59
    On December 8th, 2011 at 11:28 am, prendad said:

    On December 8th, 2011 at 11:05 am, Peter Hughes said:
    It would make more sense if it were in Pelosi’s IRA or in Bawney Fwank’s purse.

    Or maybe up his. . . .

60. #60
    On December 8th, 2011 at 11:50 am, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    Now I see what he paid Clinton $50,000 per month for

    His defense will rest on the definition of “IS”

    Of he does not know where it “is”

    I don’t “KNOW” where those dollars I spent last night on drinks “IS”

    I do know where they went though

61. #61
    On December 8th, 2011 at 12:05 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Okay…let’s just say for the sake of argument that Corzine testifies under oath that he doesn’t know where the money is. How about the other principals at that firm…call every single one of them in and force them under oath to declare what they know. Do the good cop/bad cop routine, and one of them will sing like a canary!

62. #62
    On December 8th, 2011 at 12:18 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    ‘I Simply Do Not Know Where the Money Is’

    What an idiot! B-r-a-z-i-l, how many times do we have to tell you – no extradition from Brazil!? Smoking hot women in bikinis on the beach, a billion dollars in the bank, and Obama will loan you money to drill for oil. Idiot!

63. #63
    On December 8th, 2011 at 12:39 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Brazil – 1985

    Sam Lowry: I only know you got the wrong man.
    Jack Lint: Information Transit got the wrong man. I got the *right* man. The wrong one was delivered to me as the right man, I accepted him on good faith as the right man. Was I wrong?

    Sam Lowry: Excuse me, Dawson, can you put me through to Mr. Helpmann’s office?
    Dawson: I’m afraid I can’t sir. You have to go through the proper channels.
    Sam Lowry: And you can’t tell me what the proper channels are, because that’s classified information?
    Dawson: I’m glad to see the Ministry’s continuing its tradition of recruiting the brightest and best, sir.
    Sam Lowry: Thank you, Dawson.

    Guard: Don’t fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.

64. #64
    On December 8th, 2011 at 12:40 pm, Ilovemycountry said:

    Dumb Doug is at it again.

    Some stupid, polarized article about Democtrats.

    Where was Dumb Dog when 2 trillion dollars went missing in 2007?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/06/fed-inspector-general-kno_n_197934.html

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYNVNhB-m0o&feature=related

    W

65. #65
    On December 8th, 2011 at 12:49 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    That’s all you got ILMC? Even E-coli bacteria and Salmonella contribute more to society.

66. #66
    On December 8th, 2011 at 12:49 pm, Misscheryl said:

    ILMC – who’s the dumb dumb? Why would anyone visit a place they aren’t welcome and inflame everyone and then call them stupid? You know, if you hit yourself over the head with a baseball bat – it’ll hurt. When you do that and then cry because it hurts – that’s being stupid. Get some counseling because the issues you bring here aren’t the real problem, the fact that you practice dysfunctional behavior that sets you up and then cry moral superiority is really, REALLY the epitome of dysfunctional.

67. #67
    On December 8th, 2011 at 1:46 pm, prendad said:

    With Corzone and Holder dancing on the hot griddle, I wonder what Obama and his band of thugs is going to come up with to get the spotlight off of them and their incompetence, again? I’m sure that the brainstorming is going hot and heavy. Another invasion in the name of humanity? UFO landing in D.C.?
    Hey, I’m watching Corzone testify and his phone is ringing. Is he taking a call from Vice President Biden about what to do?

68. #68
    On December 8th, 2011 at 1:47 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    ILoveMyHorribleAcne – hey, you ignoramus. Doug Powers is one of the most intelligent, well-researched writers on any blog today. The fact that he contributes his work to Ms. Malkin’s site is a plus.

    What am I doing? Like this dorkhead would even have a clue what I’m talking about. Do you even know what the Fed is? Do you even know what an Inspector General does? No…of course you don’t.

69. #69
    On December 8th, 2011 at 2:37 pm, Collateral Damage said:

    What the Jackass, Corzine was really parsing was that “I can’t remember the number of the Cayman Bank account. All those numbers and all.” Now you know where Obastard II’s $Billion in campaign funds is coming from!?!

70. #70
    On December 8th, 2011 at 3:11 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Corzine: Ok, Ok, if I tell you where the money is, you’re going to go easy on me?
    DOJ: Maybe.
    Corzine: Ok, Ok, you’re not going to put a horse’s head in my bed, are you?
    DOJ: Maybe.
    Corzine: Ok, Ok, if I give you some names, will that help me?
    DOJ: Maybe.
    Corzine: What if I take the 5th? Will you quit hassling me?
    DOJ: Maybe.
    Corzine: What if I make a soft money contribution to Obama’s reelection campaign? Will you end this investigation and let me go on vacation to uh, ah, Brazil…no, make that Argentina?
    DOJ: Definitely

71. #71
    On December 8th, 2011 at 5:22 pm, DanMan said:

    Just have him put up a $1.2 bond while he looks for it. He has that kind of scratch now.

72. #72
    On December 9th, 2011 at 7:30 am, rplat said:

    Criminal negligence at a minimum . . . this two-bit jackscrew belongs in jail.