North Korea’s Kim Jong Il Dies

By Doug Powers  •  December 18, 2011 11:05 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

It’s being reported that Kim Jong Il, who was a regional menace and global annoyance for years, has died at the age of 69.

From CBS News:

Kim’s death was announced Monday by the state television from the North Korean capital, Pyongyang.

Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008 but appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media. The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.
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The Dear Leader took over the reigns in North Korea sometime between 1992 and 1994 after the death of his father, Kim Il-sung, who had ruled the country for 46 years.

If the “Dear Leader” moniker didn’t sound grandiose enough, a couple of years ago Kim Jong Il gave the person who would be his successor — his son — the title of “Brilliant Comrade.” In other words, things in North Korea will most likely get crazier and more delusional before they get better… if they ever do.

Now we’ll never know if 2012 was going to be Jong Il’s lucky year.

Jimmy Carter has volunteered to lead the US delegation to Kim’s funeral. Just kidding… I think. (Update: Or maybe Ted Turner would be the better choice)

From the Twitterverse, Joshua Treviño weighs in:

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Update: Grief in a totalitarian state.

(h/t Ed Driscoll)

**Written by Doug Powers

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  1. #101
    On December 19th, 2011 at 2:35 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On December 19th, 2011 at 2:33 pm, AmericanGirl30 said:
    I would like to be happy about this, but in reality all it probably means is that another nutty, dictatorial Kim will see to it that the brainwashed, oppressed, starving North Koreans stay brainwashed, oppressed, and starving, and that Iran and other hostile states continue to receive NK’s help.

    I hope I’m wrong.

    You’re not.

  2. #102
    On December 19th, 2011 at 2:38 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On December 19th, 2011 at 2:34 pm, plymouthacclaim said:
    If you look at the countries with rampant famine, disease, poverty, etc. the vast majority of the time, the problems are caused by their government.

    Not just the majority of time but 100% of the time. There are other issues, of course. Like the climate and food growing conditions, but it is the corrupt governments who take any foreign aid and build more palaces. Any aid gets confiscated by the government.

  3. #103
    On December 19th, 2011 at 2:39 pm, max said:

    On December 19th, 2011 at 10:34 am, happyscrapper said:
    On December 19th, 2011 at 9:20 am, There is something very disturbing about Hilary Clinton.

    Happ, I noticed that too over th elast 6 or 8 months. I think here hairstyle is (in her mind) supposed to give her that old school feminist thing, Bella Abzug-ish.. and her monotone she probably thinks lends gravitas, she’s never stopped hoping for the big seat formerly occupied by her hubby (and no, I’m not referring to Monica). ;) No doubt Shrillary would ike Humma at her lap in chains like what’sher face in Star Wars with Jabba the Hut… unfortulately thanks to Andy’s Weiner dalliances Humma is history… poor Cankles…

  4. #104
    On December 19th, 2011 at 2:41 pm, spaceycakes said:

    (shudder) Oh please no.

    but Rogue; what was the first thing you thought of?

    What about you, Hangfire?

  5. #105
    On December 19th, 2011 at 2:47 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Kim eating those poor lobsters with silver choptsticks, why? What were you thinking?

  6. #106
    On December 19th, 2011 at 3:19 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    I’m thinking the North Korean people are in deep kimchi.
    But, only metaphorically.

  7. #107
    On December 19th, 2011 at 3:25 pm, spaceycakes said:

    a scene from Benny Hill involving him shoving chopsticks up someone’s nose…

  8. #108
    On December 19th, 2011 at 3:39 pm, T-Bone said:

    What will his son be like? No one knows much about him. It’s hard to be known when your Father wants all the glory for himself.

    Will he now be unleashed?

  9. #109
    On December 19th, 2011 at 4:12 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On December 19th, 2011 at 3:25 pm, spaceycakes said:
    a scene from Benny Hill involving him shoving chopsticks up someone’s nose…

    Damn, I wasn’t thinking low-brow enough!

    Now, if you had said french-fries, I would’ve flashed on Kevin Klein shoving french-fries up Michael Palin’s nose in ‘A Fish Called Wanda’.

  10. #110
    On December 19th, 2011 at 6:03 pm, Blackstone said:

    The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.

    So he went from being Kim Jong Ill to Kim Jong Dead.

  11. #111
    On December 19th, 2011 at 6:39 pm, ChapBix said:

    On December 19th, 2011 at 12:38 am, Member-VRWC said:

    Hey, Kim, when you see Teddy, please give him our “regards.” You can’t miss him. He’s the fat guy who is perpetually driving an Oldsmobile off a bridge

    and swimming to shore by himself.

  12. #112
    On December 19th, 2011 at 7:28 pm, BK said:

    Now let’s see if his son actually has any power or is he a puppet of the generals?

  13. #113
    On December 19th, 2011 at 7:44 pm, Bigfoot said:

    Satan: Welcome to Hell, Mr. Kim. Just follow Mr. bin Laden and Mr. Gaddafy. Your father will be around to see you shortly.

  14. #114
    On December 19th, 2011 at 8:46 pm, T-Bone said:

    Oooh Osama, no wonder they didn’t want to show your death picture. That must have been a very powerful gun. You probably needed that like a hole in the head.

  15. #115
    On December 19th, 2011 at 9:09 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Another example pointing to our own Kim Jong Il in the WH. That’s not a Christman tree on the WH lawn, it’s an Obama tree.

  16. #116
    On December 19th, 2011 at 9:54 pm, AmericanGirl30 said:

    On December 19, 2011 at 11:51 AM, intercontinental said:
    Forgive me, but why would a government want to starve their people? Logically, I can almost understand it, however, materially I cannot. It makes no sense to kill their slaves, so to speak. Who would do the work? I cannot wrap my mind around this kind of behavior. The government is cruel, dysfunctional, powerful, and tyrannical. What more do they want, and why? I just don’t get it, and it boggles my mind. Perhaps there is something there I don’t see.

    You keep them weak, they have a tougher time rebelling. Keep them starving, and you keep them dependent on what little you provide. Make sure they have problems, and use those problems to bolster support for yourself against some enemies that you blame for the problems (e.g. It’s America and S Korea’s fault you’re starving! I’m trying to help you!) Couple all of the above with lifelong brainwashing, and you’re pretty much set. When you’ve got millions under your thumb, you don’t really care if some of them, or even a bunch of them, die.

    And as other posters say, the humanitarian tragedy catches the eye of the rest of the world and they focus on that. Rather than the other behind-the-curtain insidious things the government is doing, like top-of-the-line counterfeiting, and helping hostile Muslim states advance their weapons capabilities.

  17. #117
    On December 20th, 2011 at 2:07 pm, T-Bone said:

    State run media does not let the rest of the world know how many died or how they died. They don’t even let their own citizenry know they died. And anyone who asks or sticks their nose in it will soon suffer the same fate.

    That’s the point of state run media. They control the information, every bit of it. Stalin killed millions to implement communism. So did Mao.

  18. #118
    On December 20th, 2011 at 7:24 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Another example pointing to our own Kim Jong Il in the WH. That’s not a Christman tree on the WH lawn, it’s an Obama tree.

    But of course, He is our Obamessaiah, the prince of peace(prize), after all. There can be no other.

    /sarc

  19. #119
    On December 21st, 2011 at 8:55 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    That’s the point of state run media. They control the information, every bit of it.

    SRM: Well, he’s… he’s, ah… probably pining for the fjords.

  20. #120
    On December 21st, 2011 at 10:38 am, spaceycakes said:

    The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin’ on his back.

  21. #121
    On December 21st, 2011 at 11:11 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Lovely plumage that!

  22. #122
    On December 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 pm, Sir Vincent said:

    “Thank you very much!
    Thank you very much!
    That’s the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for me!
    It sounds a bit bizarre
    with things the way they are
    this scumbag will burn in Hell eternally!!

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