Concrete Evidence Man is Causing Glacier Retreat

By Doug Powers  •  February 2, 2012 03:07 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

For a long time I wasn’t convinced that glacier shrinkage was part of a natural earth-sun cycle and not caused by anything man was doing, but I stand corrected:

Police in Chile have arrested a man on suspicion of stealing five tonnes of ice from the Jorge Montt glacier in the Patagonia region to sell as designer ice cubes in bars and restaurants.

Local media reported that last Friday police intercepted a refrigerated truck with an estimated £3,900 worth of illicit ice allegedly bound for whiskies, rums and cocktails in the capital Santiago.

Authorities have accused the driver of theft and are considering adding violation of national monuments to the charge sheet.

Scientists say Jorge Montt, part of the Bernardo O’Higgins national park, is retreating by half a mile a year, making it one of the world’s fastest shrinking glaciers.

Add that to the list of causes.

**Written by Doug Powers

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  1. #1
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:13 pm, letget said:

    Gads, I hope there wasn’t a polar bear on that glacier? He would REALLY be in trouble with peta.

    Gotta give the guy a thumbs up for being a capitalist!
    L

  2. #2
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:15 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    What’s the problem?
    This enterprising entrepreneur was exploiting a resource that would have just gone to waste, and created a few jobs to boot.

  3. #3
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:16 pm, mondamay said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:13 pm, letget said:

    No polar bears in Patagonia. Penguins, maybe.

  4. #4
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:17 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Ted Kennedy used to import his ice cubes from this guy ever since he ingested a bad domestic ice cube that caused Chappaquiddick.

  5. #5
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:19 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    You know, I’ve heard of this being done before, several years ago. Glacial ice is beautifully colored blue or green and fizzes in drinks.

  6. #6
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:20 pm, SHoward said:

    At least that’s a legitimate way man can shrink glaciers by his own determination.

    So is covering the ice caps with soot, but let’s not get behind ourselves.

  7. #7
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 pm, letget said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:16 pm, mondamay said:

    I know that. I guess I should have put a sarc tag at the end?
    L

  8. #8
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:27 pm, Yashmak said:

    No polar bears in Patagonia.

    OFMG! That’s awful! If only we’d acted sooner, there might be some left! /sarc

  9. #9
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:29 pm, swmntman said:

    …allegedly bound for whiskies, rums and cocktails in the capital Santiago…

    I think the real crime is diluting the whiskies, rums and cocktails…

  10. #10
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:31 pm, Christopher Estep said:

    My first thought upon seeing the article title:

    “Who is Concrete Evidence Man?”

  11. #11
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:32 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    to sell as designer ice cubes in bars and restaurants.

    I have some designer ice cubes they can buy. From recycled water that’s probably a billion years old. A yellow polar bear stain is extra.

  12. #12
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 pm, John Deaux said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:16 pm, mondamay said:
    No polar bears in Patagonia. Penguins, maybe.

    Oh no, they’ve already gone extinct down there?!

    /lib

  13. #13
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:37 pm, John Deaux said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:27 pm, Yashmak said:

    Damn, I should have refreshed.

  14. #14
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:37 pm, Hangfire said:

    Glaciers are the anomaly.

    They are vestiges of the preceding Ice Age.

    The earth is approx. 4.5 Billion years old. The last Ice Age started maybe 2 million years ago, and ended 10 to 14 thousand years ago, depending on which scientist you talk to. There have been maybe 4 Ice Ages total.

    The glaciers are getting smaller because THEY ALWAYS GET SMALLER. In fact, they are supposed to disappear.

    Save the Mastodons!

  15. #15
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    “Who is Concrete Evidence Man?”

    Well, it is certainly not Eric (with)Holder.

  16. #16
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:51 pm, AJsDaddie said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:31 pm, Christopher Estep said:
    My first thought upon seeing the article title:

    “Who is Concrete Evidence Man?”

    Okay, that made me laugh.

  17. #17
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:51 pm, Truesoldier said:

    The liberals are just pissed at this guy. Doesn’t he know that being a capitalist is evil? He should work harder at trying to stimulate the economy by fileing for unemployment benefits and food stamps. it is no wonder our economy is not recovering!…/sarc

  18. #18
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:52 pm, AJsDaddie said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    “Who is Concrete Evidence Man?”

    Well, it is certainly not Eric (with)Holder.

    And again! :)

  19. #19
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:52 pm, mondamay said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 pm, letget said: I know that. I guess I should have put a sarc tag at the end?

    Sorry. I see the light-hearted tone of your post, now. I just didn’t read it that way before. At least it was a nice set-up for some vanishing southern polar bear jokes, so it isn’t a total loss.

  20. #20
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    Patagonia? Oh, I have a ski jacket from Patagonia, for all that gorebull warming going on in the ski areas.

  21. #21
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 4:01 pm, Hangfire said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:52 pm, mondamay said:

    …vanishing southern polar bear jokes..

    Polar Bear? I say, “Son, I ain’t no Polar Bear!!! That there’s-a Polar Bear!!!

  22. #22
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 4:05 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    “Who is Concrete Evidence Man?”
    Well, it is certainly not Eric (with)Holder.

    Professor Terguson: Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I’m gonna be watching you.

  23. #23
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Ice cubes? ….YECHHHHHH! No ice thank you.

    It’s basically compressed snow that collects everything else that drops out of the sky like bird droppings plus soot and dust from God knows where and concentrates it all as it gets compacted.

    And then there are huskies for those yellow designer ice cubes….

  24. #24
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 4:36 pm, NavyGal said:

    Wow, if they keep cutting away at the glaciers we’ll end up with polar bare.

  25. #25
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 4:42 pm, bicentennialguy said:

    Wasn’t he doing the folks down there a favor by removing the glacier? After all, when it melts due to AGW (or climate change or whatever the heck we’re supposed to call it today), won’t there be less water, therefore less flooding?

    Dunno, just a thought.

  26. #26
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 4:57 pm, Speakup said:

    Good ole Jorge, life of the party.

    I was sure the evidence was in the concrete.

  27. #27
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 4:58 pm, txvet2 said:

    I remember back when I was very young that a truck would come around door to door selling ice for kitchen iceboxes. They’d cut it from the lakes in the area during the winter and store it in warehouses all summer. Nobody seemed to think it was all that unusual, and definitely not criminal.

  28. #28
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:01 pm, peteee said:

    Hangfire said:
    Save the Mastodons!

    and what about the dodo bird?

  29. #29
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:01 pm, letget said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Guess you didn’t eat snow when you was a kid or have snow ice cream?

    Shoot when I as a kid I licked the cow lick and drank out of the irrigation ditch. We drank milk right from the cow. No telling what was in all those things? I’m still here over 60 years later! Might have even had lizard poo in the water for all I know?
    L

  30. #30
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:22 pm, Yashmak said:

    It’s basically compressed snow that collects everything else that drops out of the sky like bird droppings plus soot and dust from God knows where and concentrates it all as it gets compacted.

    – Danceswithdachshunds

    You forget we live in a world where bird’s-nest soup, of which the primary ingredient is a nest made of the snot from a bird, is considered a delicacy.

    I’d bet this guy (had his ice not been confiscated) would have made a killing.

  31. #31
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:28 pm, DanMan said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:01 pm, letget said:

    Almost every moring my little brother would sneak cream off the milk when we stayed at our grandmother’s house. Man I hated skim milk.

  32. #32
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:30 pm, spaceycakes said:

    £3,900 worth of illicit ice

    ew, gross–all that for a bunch of frozen water full of the Iceman’s dandruff & lord knows what all?

  33. #33
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:36 pm, T-Bone said:

    If it’s below freezing there, why couldn’t he just bring a truck load of water up there and bring down a truck load of ice?

    Kind of like replanting a forest cut down for paper.

    In fact, maybe the UN should think about taking some sea water up to the top and creating man made glaciers to save the world from rising sea levels. It would be cheaper than charging everyone on earth for carbon use.

  34. #34
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:51 pm, letget said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:28 pm, DanMan said:
    Man I hated skim milk.

    ME too. I haven’t had any milk in over 20 years! It sucks with the water taste!
    Guess we need to get a Jersey cow in our back yard? That is nice milk! We had one when I was a child.
    L

  35. #35
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:02 pm, Hangfire said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:36 pm, T-Bone said:
    In fact, maybe the UN should think about taking some sea water up to the top and creating man made glaciers to save the world from rising sea levels. It would be cheaper than charging everyone on earth for carbon use.

    shhhh! {wink, wink}

  36. #36
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:08 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Yashmak said:

    A shouldn’t have to tell you that bird snot/saliva and bird poop come from opposite ends of the bird. Then again you kinda know what you’re getting into if you order bird nest soup.

    Everyone ~thinks~ that cold mountain stream water is pure and clean. Nope…

    letget said:

    I’ll eat the fresh snow and you can have all the 1000′s year old stuff for yourself – deal?

  37. #37
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:10 pm, Hiraghm said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:31 pm, Christopher Estep said:

    My first thought upon seeing the article title:

    “Who is Concrete Evidence Man?”

    2nd Cousin to Piltdown Man.

  38. #38
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:33 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Hiraghm said:

    As opposed to that fishy “Concrete Witness Man” who never showed up to testify.

    The Piltdown Man hoax is a good analogy to the CAGW hoax, complete with its own consensus from an inner circle of politically motivated anthropologists.

  39. #39
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:50 pm, WaterBoyz said:

    Speaking of glacier melting, wasn’t there someplace a year or two ago that when the ice melted they found tools that were left behind 1000′s of tears ago?

  40. #40
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:52 pm, WaterBoyz said:

    tears = years

    Phat phinger typing on iPhone
    Duhhh

  41. #41
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:55 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:31 pm, Christopher Estep said:
    My first thought upon seeing the article title:

    “Who is Concrete Evidence Man?”

    The only concrete around here is between Al Gore’s ears.

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 5:01 pm, letget said:
    Guess you didn’t eat snow when you was a kid or have snow ice cream?

    Oh the memories! Snow ice cream made with real Vermont maple syrup!! Best thing ever!

  42. #42
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:57 pm, Hiraghm said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:52 pm, WaterBoyz said:

    tears = years

    Phat phinger typing on iPhone
    Duhhh

    Evo-3D has larger display (4.3″).
    So does the Samsung Galaxy SII
    The HTC Sensation XL has a 4.7″ display.

  43. #43
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 7:02 pm, letget said:

    I’ll eat the fresh snow and you can have all the 1000′s year old stuff for yourself – deal?

    DEAl, I bet that things in the ice age would be better for you than what you get in our bread, veggies, soft drinks, anything mo has in her famous ‘garden’ or take out hamburger! If you was a child that parents saw to it you did not eat dirt, did not have anything in your life that wasn’t ‘government’ approved, had an antiobiotic for every sniffle, you probably had lots of childhood problems and in later life you are going to the doctor for things you should have not had to deal with. If, God forbid, you DO get a major problem with health did the fact you didn’t eat an iceberg save you? BTW, how do YOU know what is in the berg and will it kill you?
    L

  44. #44
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 7:17 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:52 pm, WaterBoyz said:

    tears = years

    Phat phinger typing on iPhone
    Duhhh

    Could be worse, it could be a DYAC moment :lol:

  45. #45
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 7:23 pm, WaterBoyz said:

    On February 02, 2012 at 06:57 PM, Hiraghm said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 6:52 pm, WaterBoyz said:

    tears = years

    Phat phinger typing on iPhone
    Duhhh

    Evo-3D has larger display (4.3″).
    So does the Samsung Galaxy SII
    The HTC Sensation XL has a 4.7″ display.

    Thanks.
    For now my checkbook says I’ll have wait.

  46. #46
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 7:27 pm, Yashmak said:

    A shouldn’t have to tell you that bird snot/saliva and bird poop come from opposite ends of the bird.

    – Danceswithdachshunds

    It may be arguably less disgusting, but it is still disgusting. :)

    Just making the point that people find weird things delicacies, so the guy would probably find a pretty good market for his novelty ice.

  47. #47
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 7:54 pm, madshark said:

    Do they have juries down there in Chile? That would be one jury trial that would be fun to be on. Storage of the evidence would be a problem, especially if there was a retrial somewhere along the way.

  48. #48
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 8:08 pm, Bigfoot said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:31 pm, Christopher Estep said:
    My first thought upon seeing the article title:

    “Who is Concrete Evidence Man?”

    Probably a DC Comics superhero who was intended to be a member of the Justice League Of America, but got dropped due to last minute changes.

  49. #49
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 8:10 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    “Concrete Evidence Man is Causing Glacier Retreat”

    It’s nice to hear something other than “conservatives” are in retreat. I just that retreat was happening “at glacial speed” but sadly, “conservatives” retreat even before the battle begins.

  50. #50
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 8:17 pm, NotTheMama said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:16 pm, mondamay said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:13 pm, letget said:
    No polar bears in Patagonia. Penguins, maybe.

    Polar bears are extinct in Patagonia already? Who would’ve thought?

  51. #51
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 8:29 pm, BK said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 3:13 pm, letget said:
    No polar bears in Patagonia. Penguins, maybe.

    Those are not penguins, those are guys in Tuxedos :)

  52. #52
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 9:20 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    But… but the media and the government tell me it’s so, so it must be.

    In South Korea, they beliece that an electric fan can kill you in your sleep. The government and the media preach this.
    Fan death

  53. #53
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 9:45 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Snarky Minnesota Joke of the Day

    If this had been in Minnesota the guy would have been arrested for ice fishing and possession without a license.

    Sorry Happy ;)

  54. #54
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 10:16 pm, Hangfire said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 9:45 pm, Flyoverman said:
    Snarky Minnesota Joke of the Day

    Vass fer sooper, Snookums?”

    Lars, ve havink Glacial Ice.”

  55. #55
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 10:16 pm, Hangfire said:

    “Ja, shoor, ya betcha!”

  56. #56
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 10:17 pm, mondamay said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 8:17 pm, NotTheMama said: Polar bears are extinct in Patagonia already? Who would’ve thought?

    Well there was a polar bear in the old Chilly Willy cartoons. Maybe there is something to this endangered polar bear stuff.

  57. #57
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 10:20 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 10:17 pm, mondamay said:

    Well there was a polar bear in the old Chilly Willy cartoons. Maybe there is something to this endangered polar bear stuff.

    Now, that is funny!

  58. #58
    On February 2nd, 2012 at 10:24 pm, mondamay said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 9:20 pm, plymouthacclaim said: Fan death

    That article has been one of my favorites for years. They seem to have added an origin theory which is quite interesting:

    The genesis of this belief in South Korea remains a mystery although there are some theories as to the origin. The most prevalent theory is that since the first reports of fan death did not occur until the 1970s, it is speculated that in order to conserve energy use by the population, the South Korean government propagated this notion in order to cut down on energy usage at a time of supply constraints

    Conservation kills. I wonder how many old people in South Korea have died during hot weather for fear of using a fan or air conditioner…

  59. #59
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 1:41 am, OK_Loyalist said:

    164 dead as cold snap grips Europe

    Europe’s cold snap has claimed 164 lives, as countries from Ukraine to Italy struggle with temperatures that plunged to record lows in some places and with more cold weather forecast.

    Entire villages were cut off in parts of eastern Europe on Thursday, trapping thousands, while road, air and rail links were severed and gas consumption shot up during what has been the severest winter in decades in some regions.

    Hide the decline!

  60. #60
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 11:07 am, happyscrapper said:

    On February 2nd, 2012 at 9:45 pm, Flyoverman said:
    Snarky Minnesota Joke of the Day

    If this had been in Minnesota the guy would have been arrested for ice fishing and possession without a license.

    Sorry Happy

    An old joke applies here…

    Why does the Mississippi River flow south??

  61. #61
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 11:28 am, orlandocajun said:

    I just knew that Al Gore was right all along!

  62. #62
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 1:11 pm, nail49 said:

    Five tons of ice from a total of several bazillion tons comprising a single glacier? The ‘officials’ are worrying about a single fly dropping in a five-pound sack of pepper!

  63. #63
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 1:41 pm, Hannibal said:

    #27 On February 2nd, 2012 at 4:58 pm, txvet2 said:

    I remember back when I was very young that a truck would come around door to door selling ice for kitchen iceboxes.

    Has the Iceman cometh? No, but he is breathing hard!

  64. #64
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Benny Hill: Darling, how could you do that with the postman, when we owe the milkman so much?!

  65. #65
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 3:41 pm, babiesgrandma said:

    WaterBoyz said:
    Speaking of glacier melting, wasn’t there someplace a year or two ago that when the ice melted they found tools that were left behind 1000′s of tears ago?

    Yes – ’twas a lot of work to build that glacier. All those tools and tears, thousands of them. Now it is all in vain.

  66. #66
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 3:56 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Why does the Mississippi River flow south?

    Er… because the Gulf of Mexico sucks?

    I give up, Happy.

  67. #67
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 4:09 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Benny Hill (imitating one of the Ladybirds):
    Everyone says that my Bum
    Titti-bum-bum
    beats the lot!

  68. #68
    On February 3rd, 2012 at 6:13 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On February 3rd, 2012 at 3:56 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
    Why does the Mississippi River flow south?
    Er… because the Gulf of Mexico sucks?

    I give up, Happy.

    Ha! Very close! Since I was speaking to Flyoverman, and he is from Iowa, the answer is “Iowa Sucks”. I was just returning his jab. :grin:

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