Obama Offers Alternative to Fossil Fuels

By Doug Powers  •  February 24, 2012 01:35 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

Yesterday we talked a little bit about President Obama’s energy speech from a “drilling for more oil is not a strategy that will solve our energy challenge” perspective, but we didn’t much cover Obama’s plans for an alternate source that would replace fossil fuels and effectively address that energy challenge.

In that same speech yesterday, Obama provided a glimpse into one possible “green” energy future: algae:

“We’re making new investments in the development of gasoline and diesel and jet fuel that’s actually made from a plant-like substance — algae,” the president said at a campaign stop in Florida. “You’ve got a bunch of algae out here, right? If we can figure out how to make energy out of that, we’ll be doing all right.”

Obama said the nation could replace up to 17 percent of the oil it imports for transportation with “this fuel that we can grow right here in the United States. And that means greater energy security. That means lower costs. It means more jobs. It means a stronger economy.”

So don’t fret gas prices America — the solution to your energy woes could be as close as that neglected aquarium in your dentist’s office. It’ll make a great charging station.

In 2010, the Feds doled out millions of dollars in grants to turn algae into fuel. We’ll know algae is ready for commercial use as fuel when the government starts taxing it until it’s more expensive than gasoline.

Just in case this algae thing ever comes anywhere near reaching critical mass, Daryl Hannah has already set up camp outside the White House to put a stop to it:

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As another alternative, the Department of Energy has plans to harvest euphausiids for conversion into fuel in an initiative entitled “Krill, Baby, Krill.”

Wild prediction: Before the election, the administration will announce an investment of billions of taxpayer dollars to build a car called the Chevy Plankton.

**Written by Doug Powers

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  1. #101
    On February 24th, 2012 at 5:20 pm, Perk said:

    I find it hard to understand that the mainstream media has not commented on the endless string of lies from the President’s speech on energy. Even Fox gave him pretty much of a pass.

  2. #102
    On February 24th, 2012 at 5:21 pm, X-Navy-SWO said:

    On February 24th, 2012 at 5:11 pm, swede said:

    Congressmen and diapers need to be changed often – and for the same reason.

    New plan:

    Step 1: Steal underpants (and diapers)
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Free energy!

  3. #103
    On February 24th, 2012 at 5:27 pm, BK said:

    Can’t we harvest the gas from all the hot air that is coming from the leftist politicians? RENEWABLE ENERGY!!

  4. #104
    On February 24th, 2012 at 5:56 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    I find it hard to understand that the mainstream media has not commented on the endless string of lies from the President’s speech on energy. Even Fox gave him pretty much of a pass.

    What’s new? They have given him a pass on all of his lies from the very beginning. Almost all are fellow travelers, even the media owners, protecting their own. Besides, they all know he means well.

  5. #105
    On February 24th, 2012 at 6:04 pm, flameinhair said:

    “We’re making ‘new investments’..blah…blah…blah..” Translation: “I’m gonna throw away more TAX DOLLARS, & there’s not a DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!”
    “You’ve got a bunch of algae out here, right?…”
    Translation: “You’re just a bunch of pond slime fools here who’ll vote me the ‘great one’ for four more years, right?”
    It doesn’t matter that we are exporting oil….it doesn’t matter we are sitting on LOTS AND LOTS OF OIL/COAL. Didn’t Prez. Obama ban drilling? Didn’t Prez. Obama send BILLIONS to BRA-ZIL so they could drill?
    THE DOPES OF D.C. are killing this country.
    I see a STORM-A-COMIN’! Ah-Yep!

  6. #106
    On February 24th, 2012 at 6:24 pm, pdv said:

    As another alternative, the Department of Energy has plans to harvest euphausiids for conversion into fuel in an initiative entitled “Krill, Baby, Krill.”

    We have mostly already used and discarded krill for oil. I haven’t seen whale oil in the grocery stores in like forever.

  7. #107
    On February 24th, 2012 at 6:43 pm, gus said:

    Odimbulb said DRILLING is not a POLICY that helps our need for alternative energy.

    My CAR DOESN’T RUN ON ALTENATIVE ENERGY.

  8. #108
    On February 24th, 2012 at 6:46 pm, gus said:

    I called my Congressman James Sensenbrenners office yesterday after seeing DIMBULB OBAMA speak.
    His office BOY, asked me what I’d like the Congressman to do.
    I responded. “are you suggesting the Congressman CANNNOT do anything? If so, I’d suggest Congressman Sensenbrenner get the HELL OUT OF OFFICE and let someone capable serve for the next 34 years”.

    Obama lies every time he speaks. He needs to be called a LIAR every time.

  9. #109
    On February 24th, 2012 at 6:54 pm, xplodeit said:

    I know a good renewable bio-fuel that would make democrats heads explode.
    Bring back whale oil.

  10. #110
    On February 24th, 2012 at 7:09 pm, Truesoldier said:

    O/T…Just got back from seeing Act of Valor with my wife and four boys.

    All I can say is it is a must see movie. The action is unbelievable (not to mention authentic), the story is great and the end will hit you hard.

  11. #111
    On February 24th, 2012 at 10:45 pm, Papa Louie said:

    If dirty Algae ever does becomes competitive with dirty oil, they will find a way to shut it down. Cheap energy is the last thing this administration wants.

  12. #112
    On February 24th, 2012 at 11:49 pm, Dasher said:

    If the secret ingredient were Kudzu instead of algae they might be on to something.

  13. #113
    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:02 am, Republicanvet said:

    On February 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm, Adkhiker said:

    If cars could run on stupidity Obama alone could fuel America. With that in mind, just think what Nancy Pelosi could accomplish!

    Travel to Mars would be possible.

  14. #114
    On February 25th, 2012 at 4:36 am, Hiraghm said:

    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:02 am, Republicanvet said:

    On February 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm, Adkhiker said:

    If cars could run on stupidity Obama alone could fuel America. With that in mind, just think what Nancy Pelosi could accomplish!

    Travel to Mars would be possible.

    Travel to Mars is not only possible, asteroids do it all the time…

    Oh… you mean by humans, from Earth… nevermind…

  15. #115
    On February 25th, 2012 at 4:43 am, rocketman said:

    ***
    HI HAWKEYE54–#97. It’s not for nothing that gun and ammo sales–and concealed carry permits have been growing gangbusters over the 3 years of Comrade Obama’s Reign. It was / is the “handwriting on the wall” to see the Department of (social) Justice ignore the Black Panther voter intimidation charges put against them by the Bush 43 DOJ and cut them loose. And to see the courts that should be following the Constitution and providing the protections guaranteed to us all. Instead of finding phony “penumbra” right reasons to favor certain groups and people.
    ***
    The Second Amendment was added to the Constitution to protect the people against a corrupt out of control government that wouldn’t / isn’t protecting the people. At some point continued failure to follow our laws will mean that violence will replace law.
    ***
    And any person who is the target of violent Muslims or other locos should arm themselves and make sure that they can protect their lives and defend themselves against assaults. Restraining orders don’t mean anything to someone who wants you dead and doesn’t care what happens to them afterward. Smart people, those founding fathers and those who demanded amendments to protect our rights.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  16. #116
    On February 25th, 2012 at 5:37 am, tbear44 said:

    Holy Crap! Hey, actually crap could be a fuel source. Has somebody said that yet?

  17. #117
    On February 25th, 2012 at 7:15 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Let them eat cake burn algae.

  18. #118
    On February 25th, 2012 at 8:19 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    tbear44 said: Hey, actually crap could be a fuel source. Has somebody said that yet?

    Well yes, the poor have been using that in places like India for maybe … 1000′s of years. Eco-nitwits have a campaign to ‘persuade’ them to abandon using dung because it causes lung diseases. Of course the poor who starve paying off the loan on their hot plate or get some other deadly disease because they didn’t cook their food won’t be around to complain about their asthma …

  19. #119
    On February 25th, 2012 at 10:50 am, marco said:

    Comrade Obama has found Florida to be a great source of algae for his dream of slime green energy. He failed to mention the slimy algae- filled swimming pools of the abandoned foreclosed homes in the state. It can be a rich source of slime and filth for his policy and clean up some homes that the Dimocrats destroyed with their housing agenda. Two problems solved!!Obama rocks!! In one speech, he solves both our energy and housing problems!! Five more years!!

  20. #120
    On February 25th, 2012 at 10:52 am, rocketman said:

    ***
    HI TBEAR–#116. I remember seeing a film clip from the early 1900′s showing a small bus that ran on a biomass or wood / straw fuel source (camphor?). It probably sat 12 people, and it had a rear platform with a steam or combustible gas generator on it. A pipe ran from the rear to the engine compartment. It had a smoke trail from a vertical chimney stack at the back end.
    ***
    At least this was a running vehicle that actually moved people at 20 or 30 miles per hour. And as long as Comrade Obama is looking for new cutting edge technology–this may be the salvation of our country in its Messiah induced energy crisis.
    ***
    He’s already discovered harnessing sun and wind power, and is advancing bravely on algae power. Soon He can do a “hard pivot” and have Gubmint Motors develop their latest taxpayer designed and subsidized Chevvy Camphora. Still better than a bicycle. Although His Environmental (greenie) Protection Agency and His Department of (little and expensive) Energy will have to issue waivers on the pollution.
    ***
    It’s a brilliant plan. Not only is the concept C**P–it can burn and run on C**P also! Just like Comrade Obama and His Regime does.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  21. #121
    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:00 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    FINALLY! A solar energy subsidy success story! Now if we can persuade the 125 who lost their jobs to give up and not even bother to look for another job, we can look forward to an even lower unemployment rate.

  22. #122
    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:18 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Of course the poor who starve paying off the loan on their hot plate or get some other deadly disease because they didn’t cook their food won’t be around to complain about their asthma …

    Ah, But then they will become the pioneers in providing the resource for our very own Soylent Green Project.

  23. #123
    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:21 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Holy Crap! Hey, actually crap could be a fuel source. Has somebody said that yet?

    It is already a fuel source in third world countries that have little or no inexpensive alternatives available.

    No doubt in the plans of our elitist masters since they fully intend to take the USA down the path to 3rd world status.

  24. #124
    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:29 pm, Raider109 said:

    I found this interesting about the 08 Obama Campaign and “Big Oil.”

    Exxon donated $117,946 to Obama and $73,326 to McCain. Chevron $77,875 to Obama and $61,313 to McCain. BP $71,051 to Obama and $36,649 to McCain.

  25. #125
    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:42 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:29 pm, Raider109 said:

    Not surprising. Like every major corporation and industry, “Big Oil” plays both sides politically so to win the attention of and hope to have some influence in policy and legislation with the eventual winner.

    I believe “Big Oil” knows its being played whenever the dems publically attack it while at the same time profiting from “Big Oil” political campaign contributions. It’s way past time for “Big Oil” not to realize it will most certainly be thrown under the bus by the same dems to whom it pays tribute.

    It’s just a cynical political game.

  26. #126
    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:51 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:29 pm, Raider109 said:

    I found this interesting about the 08 Obama Campaign and “Big Oil.”

    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:42 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    I believe “Big Oil” knows its being played…

    “Big Oil” is invested to the gills in “Cap and Trade”. BP even makes “beyond petroleum” their new catch phrase. ExxonMobil is heavily invested in wind farms here in CA.

    If anyone is being played, it is us. We buy into the phony kabuki and get played every time someone says “drill baby drill” to get us worked up.

    Did you know that when Republicans sign the “conservative” Grover Norquist “no new taxes” taxpayer protection pledge they are pledging not to eliminate subsidies to things like ethanol? Eliminating subsidies (tax breaks) is considered a tax increase.

    We are ALL being played. The companies and politicians know exactly what they are doing. As citizens, we need to show more respect for facts and truth and stop allowing ourselves into being cowed into holding our noses to vote for one set of crooks over another.

  27. #127
    On February 25th, 2012 at 12:54 pm, Raider109 said:

    Top 10 Obama Contributers for 2012 are:
    Microsoft, DLA Piper (international law firm), Google, Harvard, University of CA, Morgan and Morgan, Comcast, Skadden, Arps, et al (international law firm), Sidney Austin LLP, Time Warner. Eight of the top 20 are law firms.

  28. #128
    On February 25th, 2012 at 1:04 pm, pueblo1032 said:

    When BHO first mentioned this MORONIC retort to high fuel prices, and KRAUTHAMMER gave his tongue in cheek comments om FNC, my first thought was to the scene from the GRADUATE, arm around shoulder, and the beautiful comment “ONE WORD, PLASTICS”… Amazing, how great minds do think alike!!! NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!!!

  29. #129
    On February 25th, 2012 at 1:06 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    The irony of what the entrenched and corrupt one-party establishment is doing with energy is that they are not only making a mess of traditional and highly efficient energy technologies, they are destroying any hope of their preferred alternatives ever evolving into being viable.

    I can SHOW people examples right here in CA where wind and solar make sense. They are free market experiments that work without government subsidies. The problem is that they don’t scale up and are not a viable alternative to oil, nuclear and coal today. But they work and should be allowed to evolve. The government is destroying these projects because of their preferring in using taxpayer money to allow cronies to cash out of their bad investments in companies promising immediate large scale solutions.

    Regardless of how much we drill, the petroleum fuels model is going to fail in the next 30-50 years. Ten percent of the world’s population brought the “cheap and abundant” energy advantages to the point of “peak oil” even before globalization of that model pushed it over the edge.

    In the short term, America needs to become more self-sufficient and wean itself from the global forces since we are still energy rich. But we need to adopt an “all of the above” strategy using our oil, shale, coal and natural gas reserves to buy us the 30-50 years to come up with a real solution. That is just not happening. We can’t even get an intelligent discussion going about this problem.

    If we don’t find a way to lose our own hubris as citizens entitled to endless prosperity without personal sacrifice, we are doomed. Not ten years from now but very soon. Like 2013 for instance. Obama vs Rombama. Same difference.

  30. #130
    On February 25th, 2012 at 1:07 pm, Raider109 said:

    Largest contributer to Nancy Pelosi so far in 2012: Occidental Petroleum.

  31. #131
    On February 25th, 2012 at 1:29 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    On February 25th, 2012 at 1:07 pm, Raider109 said:

    Largest contributer to Nancy Pelosi so far in 2012: Occidental Petroleum.

    I don’t know if you read “Throw Them All Out” but Pelosi is the biggest crony beneficiary in the House by far. Odd how the GOP allowed small-time crook Bachus to be the scape goat for the insider trading problem. Probably payback for going after Maxine Waters as the scape goat last year. It’s the GOP’s turn to provide a scape goat. After all, Boehner and Hastert were much bigger crooks.

    The “There but for the grace of God go I” problem. Foxes guarding the hen house.

  32. #132
    On February 25th, 2012 at 1:31 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    BTW, Bachus should resign and be prosecuted to get him out of the way and lay the foundation for going after the big crooks. Yeah, that’ll happen.

  33. #133
    On February 25th, 2012 at 1:36 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Occidental Petroleum has been a shady and corrupt company since its inception by Soviet BFF Armand Hammer. The George Soros/Warren Buffet of his long era. Even helped fund the Bolshevik revolution and personal friend of Lenin.

  34. #134
    On February 25th, 2012 at 1:50 pm, ChapBix said:

    #103. On February 24th, 2012 at 5:27 pm, BK said:

    Can’t we harvest the gas from all the hot air that is coming from the leftist politicians? RENEWABLE ENERGY!!

    That’s all that it is good for.

  35. #135
    On February 25th, 2012 at 1:58 pm, ChapBix said:

    #104. On February 24th, 2012 at 5:56 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    I find it hard to understand that the mainstream media has not commented on the endless string of lies from the President’s speech on energy. Even Fox gave him pretty much of a pass.

    What’s new? They have given him a pass on all of his lies from the very beginning. Almost all are fellow travelers, even the media owners, protecting their own. Besides, they all know he means well.

    Watched a documentary on The History Channel this morning about the killing of Pablo Escobar in Columbia in December 1993. Escobar offered government officials and others a deal: take a bribe or take a bullet. I suspect Chicago on the Potomac Barky has offered these folks a variation of that deal: take a bribe, report only good things about me or face prosecution. In a second term, the deal may come closer to that of Escobar’s.

  36. #136
    On February 25th, 2012 at 2:02 pm, ChapBix said:

    #111. On February 24th, 2012 at 10:45 pm, Papa Louie said:

    If dirty Algae ever does becomes competitive with dirty oil, they will find a way to shut it down. Cheap energy is the last thing this administration wants.

    Isn’t algae one of those organic things that eventually becomes oil when it is pressed under extensive pressure??

  37. #137
    On February 25th, 2012 at 2:05 pm, ChapBix said:

    #112. On February 24th, 2012 at 11:49 pm, Dasher said:

    If the secret ingredient were Kudzu instead of algae they might be on to something.

    If poison ivy, oak or sumac were discovered to be a potential replacement for oil, these dimbulbs would be out there pulling up as much of that as they could find. That would be almost worth paying for to watch.

  38. #138
    On February 25th, 2012 at 2:34 pm, ChapBix said:

    #116. On February 25th, 2012 at 5:37 am, tbear44 said:

    Holy Crap! Hey, actually crap could be a fuel source. Has somebody said that yet?

    Legend has it that as the pioneers went west into the plains states, they burned buffalo chips for heat. The smell, not so great. Freezing to death, even less great.

  39. #139
    On February 25th, 2012 at 2:46 pm, ChapBix said:

    #127. On February 25th, 2012 at 12:54 pm, Raider109 said:

    Top 10 Obama Contributers for 2012 are:
    Microsoft, DLA Piper (international law firm), Google, Harvard, University of CA, Morgan and Morgan, Comcast, Skadden, Arps, et al (international law firm), Sidney Austin LLP, Time Warner. Eight of the top 20 are law firms.

    Like they are going to get you or me to write the thousands of new rules they are issuing?

  40. #140
    On February 25th, 2012 at 3:11 pm, Hiraghm said:

    Regardless of how much we drill, the petroleum fuels model is going to fail in the next 30-50 years. Ten percent of the world’s population brought the “cheap and abundant” energy advantages to the point of “peak oil” even before globalization of that model pushed it over the edge.

    Prove it.
    Even if the oil reserves disappear in 30 to 50 years… Titan, my lad. TITAN. A moon as big as ours, covered dripping in petrochemicals.

  41. #141
    On February 25th, 2012 at 3:32 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    We are ALL being played. The companies and politicians know exactly what they are doing.

    Yeah. I recall Eisenhower’s warning about the increasing power of the military-industrial complex. It’s grown to be the multinational-industrial complex, buying governments worldwide.

  42. #142
    On February 25th, 2012 at 3:35 pm, Hiraghm said:

    If we don’t find a way to lose our own hubris as citizens entitled to endless prosperity without personal sacrifice, we are doomed. Not ten years from now but very soon. Like 2013 for instance. Obama vs Rombama. Same difference.

    Did everybody drink the blankety-blank Kool-aide today??

    Get this through your thick skull (and everyone ELSE who promotes this leftist nonsense!)…

    I WILL NOT SACRIFICE.

    The goal is prosperity. How do you achieve prosperity by sacrifice, unless you’re a member of an ancient cult that believed murdering innocent virgins will induce the rain gods to make your crops grow…

    No personal sacrifice! Especially as it’s not needed. Why do we need to sacrifice? I’m not spending the country into oblivion. We’re not running out of fuel sources. In fact, if we can get the gov’t off our backs, to stop the sacrificing we already do to the gods known as “IRS” and “EPA”, our prosperity would multiply.

    Even if there were a real danger of running out of petrochemical fuels, there’s always steam. If I’m going to take a step backward, steam is as far as I go. Stop building Volts and start building Stanley Steamers. Give me something that will run on diesel, alcohol, sawdust, freeze-dried environmentalist…

    The sky is not falling, the gods are not angry, we don’t need sacrifice.

  43. #143
    On February 25th, 2012 at 3:39 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Regardless of how much we drill, the petroleum fuels model is going to fail in the next 30-50 years

    Ya know, that was the dire warning we were being given back in the 70′s. I don’t believe there is a finite supply of petroleum.

    Government policy, not the finite supply of oil, most often is the real threat to future energy supplies.

  44. #144
    On February 25th, 2012 at 3:43 pm, Hiraghm said:

    Someone said the magic woid of the day: “renewable”.

    IF oil is produced from dead dinosaurs, it’s renewable. If it’s from a process deep in the Earth’s crust, it’s renewable.

    Coal, being made up of dead plant matter, is renewable.

    Wind isn’t renewable, it’s merely eternal.

    Solar is not renewable. It is not possible to restart a sun that has died. At least not with Green technology.

    Nuclear is technically not renewable. While the process of using nuclear reactions to heat water does great more radioactive material, and said material can be used in thermoelectric generators, it’s ultimately not efficient and in the long term even the radioactive materials created in the original reactor will cool.

    But, the left is unable to think beyond their own lifetimes, so since the renewal period for some of these energy sources is longer than their lifetimes (or more accurately, their attention spa… squirrel!), they refuse to acknowledge that “fossil fuels” are indeed renewable.

  45. #145
    On February 25th, 2012 at 3:46 pm, Hiraghm said:
  46. #146
    On February 25th, 2012 at 3:53 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Wind isn’t renewable, it’s merely eternal.

    It’s not even completely reliable, consistent nor efficient.

  47. #147
    On February 25th, 2012 at 7:25 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Pasadena Phil said:

    FINALLY! A solar energy subsidy success story! Now if we can persuade the 125 who lost their jobs to give up and not even bother to look for another job, we can look forward to an even lower unemployment rate.

    Thankfully the Execs got big raises. I was afraid my tax money was being wasted. Their biggest ( and probably only) customer ran out of their tax subsidy and won’t be making electric cars after all. Thank you Obama for investing my money so wisely.

  48. #148
    On February 27th, 2012 at 3:05 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    I thought the reason solar energy companies in the US were failing was because the market was being suppressed by Chinese (read inferior) product being low-balled on the world market. Once again, the US gets fleeced by China–they have to be laughing at us.

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