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1. #1
   On March 4th, 2012 at 2:59 pm, NotaSlickFan said:

   An Obama administration official confirmed on Friday that the White House had called Barnard to offer the president as the commencement speaker.

   You could clearly hear Osama in the background cheering, “Kiss mah seff!” while vigorously patting himself on the back.

2. #2
   On March 4th, 2012 at 3:04 pm, OK_Loyalist said:

   Wearing those Mom jeans, he’ll will fit right in.

3. #3
   On March 4th, 2012 at 3:04 pm, letget said:

   Well I hope to goodness there aren’t any of those nasty religios item behind bho this time that needs to be covered up? Guess bho is doing so bad with the female voters, he needs to really get in their face to show them how wonderful he is? Being on the tube sure isn’t getting it with the gals?
   PS, I do not like bho!
   L

4. #4
   On March 4th, 2012 at 3:08 pm, Iowa Guy said:

   BHO speaking ar Barnard College? …They’ll be filing bankruptcy next year.

5. #5
   On March 4th, 2012 at 3:15 pm, sicoit said:

   Doug, as krappy as this news always is, you always seem to add something to crack me up:

   There are unconfirmed reports that during the event Kathleen Sebelius will drive around the venue in a Volt firing free contraceptives into the crowd from a converted hot dog cannon.

   Thanks! :):)

6. #6
   On March 4th, 2012 at 3:17 pm, Paratus said:

   It would be really funny if the contraceptives being fired from the converted hot dog cannon were condoms.

   Hey..wait… that’s what you meant.

7. #7
   On March 4th, 2012 at 3:31 pm, Flyoverman said:

   Ask Obama if he thinks it is fair for the FDA to deny women Avistan, a very effective breast cancer fighting drug and let them die, so he can use the money for contraception benefits to buy votes.

8. #8
   On March 4th, 2012 at 3:36 pm, bjc said:

   *A better natural use for the hot dog cannon would be to fire P-BO from it, straight to Chicago, come late January 2013; I would relish that!

9. #9
   On March 4th, 2012 at 3:43 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

   He couldn’t choose a Catholic university instead? He could even add his “America is no longer a Christian nation” speech to his “Catholic are imposing their views on all Americans in violation of the 1st amendment” speech.

10. #10
    On March 4th, 2012 at 3:46 pm, Green eyed Lady said:

    Maybe Mr. Obama can explain to the women, how $6 a gallon gas will help them. He can explain how a 16 trillion dollar national debt, 15-20% actual unemployment, and the promise of massive inflation and taxation to come will bode well for them. He can explain about how he has no respect for Christians and how their archaic birth control policy is harmful to women, while not mentioning EVER the gender apartheid that exists in Islamic countries. Forget those women (its just a cultural thing) women need to be reminded that above all they are entitled to free (read: paid for by someone else) contraception, and if they should be punished with a baby, they can have an abortion (also ‘free’) up to the end of the third trimester. And Obama can even explain how he went to bat for women by opposing the Infant Born Alive act which would have forced doctors to care for babies who survived botched abortions. Perhaps he can clue those eager women in on his favorite way to kill a baby – just let it die, or cut its brainstem with a pair of scissors. WWBD?

    Yes, Obama cares deeply about women. He needs their votes.

    ***

    There are unconfirmed reports that during the event Kathleen Sebelius will drive around the venue in a Volt firing free contraceptives into the crowd from a converted hot dog cannon.

    Official Announcement: The Democrats announced today that it is changing its emblem from a Donkey to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the party’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr*cks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

11. #11
    On March 4th, 2012 at 3:50 pm, EWTHeckman said:

    Official Announcement: The Democrats announced today that it is changing its emblem from a Donkey to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the party’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr*cks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

    ROTFLOL!! Perfect! Absolutely perfect!

12. #12
    On March 4th, 2012 at 3:54 pm, X-Navy-SWO said:

    On March 4th, 2012 at 3:08 pm, Iowa Guy said:

    BHO speaking ar Barnard College? …They’ll be filing bankruptcy next year.

    Happens every time.

13. #13
    On March 4th, 2012 at 3:57 pm, X-Navy-SWO said:

    Why doesn’t he invite himself to speak at the Georgetown University Law School commencement. That way, he can give a shout out to Nancy Pelosi’s new posterslut for birth control.

14. #14
    On March 4th, 2012 at 4:10 pm, hunter said:

    Official Announcement: The Democrats announced today that it is changing its emblem from a Donkey to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the party’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr*cks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

    Funniest. Thing. Ever!!!

15. #15
    On March 4th, 2012 at 4:11 pm, TigerLady said:

    the White House had called Barnard to offer the president as the commencement speaker.

    Pimping the POTUS?

16. #16
    On March 4th, 2012 at 4:17 pm, letget said:

    I guess bho could give all the gals graduating a bag of all his speeches since elected? That should keep them busy for years listening to that krap?
    L

17. #17
    On March 4th, 2012 at 4:39 pm, peteee said:

    how very humble of him to accept his own invitation. besides, the new york times editor will be greatful she is being replaced by her messaih. i mean how often do you get to tell your upper east side friends, yes, i am off next week, when my messiah decided to replace me. she will have super street cred after this.

18. #18
    On March 4th, 2012 at 4:41 pm, sbw999 said:

    requirement for contraception coverage in the new health care law, saying it amounts to a “war on women.”

    lmfao…oh how lib pols know their many constituents. Those are the people who are stupid enough only to be able to understand a three word mantra, instead of actually thinking an issue through. Perhaps we should rename the pro-life movement…the “war on fetuses”…except why should libs care about fetuses? They don’t vote.

19. #19
    On March 4th, 2012 at 5:42 pm, conservative hispanic said:

    Green eyed Lady:

    I officially nominate you for Best Post Of The Year!!!! Anybody seconds my nomination?

20. #20
    On March 4th, 2012 at 6:16 pm, Flyoverman said:

    second!!

21. #21
    On March 4th, 2012 at 6:37 pm, Dave Turson said:

    I think Jill Abramson invited Obama to take her place. She is widely known as a booster of her gender while leaving qualified males in the dust:

    During Abramson’s tenure as managing editor, many women at the Times came to see her as their advocate. When women received promotions, Abramson often hosted a celebratory party for them. These events got to be so frequent, the European correspondent Suzanne Daley joked, “it almost became ‘Oh, God, another party!’ I credit her with being the first woman to hit that level and actually bring other people along.” But the support that Abramson provides for women makes some men at the Times nervous. One male correspondent says, “She plays favorites, it is said. Especially for women.”

22. #22
    On March 4th, 2012 at 6:58 pm, redgypsy said:

    I will certainly “third!” the vote for Green Eyed Lady’s post being post of the year!! Too funny!!

23. #23
    On March 4th, 2012 at 7:04 pm, MaverickThrowback said:

    OK_Loyalist said:
    Wearing those Mom jeans, he’ll will fit right in.

    Flashback to having that jordache look and trying to stay cool.

24. #24
    On March 4th, 2012 at 7:14 pm, 1ConcernedMom said:

    firing free contraceptives into the crowd from a converted hot dog cannon.

    You mean the condom cannon?

25. #25
    On March 4th, 2012 at 7:23 pm, 1ConcernedMom said:

    I just read all the comments.

    On March 4th, 2012 at 3:17 pm, Paratus said:

    It would be really funny if the contraceptives being fired from the converted hot dog cannon were condoms.

    Hey..wait… that’s what you meant.

    Great minds think alike!

    GreenEyed Lady #10 – Love it! I am forwarding that remark to my e-mail list!!

26. #26
    On March 4th, 2012 at 7:32 pm, gco said:

    So what will he say? “The cornerstone of your personal freedom is to be able to let a series of guys masturbate in you without being punished with a baby. So let’s pick someone we all hate, and I’ll make them buy you some birth control pills.”

27. #27
    On March 4th, 2012 at 7:34 pm, vinny said:

    Hussein Obama himself as an example, does make a very strong argument in favor of contraception.

28. #28
    On March 4th, 2012 at 7:53 pm, Mister P said:

    Right now I would be inviting Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Then I would likely actually learn something.

29. #29
    On March 4th, 2012 at 7:58 pm, dan708 said:

    A month ago, Barnard College announced that Jill Abramson, the executive editor of The New York Times, would be its graduation speaker, but those plans changed with the call from the White House.

    peteee #17 is right – Ms. Abramson surely got a tingle up her leg when she heard the news.

30. #30
    On March 4th, 2012 at 8:14 pm, BK said:

    Can he please invite himself to resign from the presidency?

31. #31
    On March 4th, 2012 at 8:27 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Obowmao to NYT: There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited!

32. #32
    On March 4th, 2012 at 8:33 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    Still no interest in reporting the news that the White House presents forgeries?

33. #33
    On March 4th, 2012 at 8:38 pm, Green eyed Lady said:

    @EWTHeckman, hunter, conservative hispanic, Flyoverman, redgypsy, 1ConcernedMom
    
    LOL!

    Isn’t that too funny and too perfect? Love it!

    I must confess, I saw that this morning while over at The Hill… it made my day sooo much I printed it out and stuck on the wall of my computer cabinet …then posted it here. I went back to find the name of the brilliant person who wrote it, no luck….LOTS of comments.

    Glad you all enjoyed it as much as I did.

34. #34
    On March 4th, 2012 at 8:55 pm, SignPainterGuy said:

    Green eyed Lady,

    With a grin I must say, you are indeed special, in so many ways !

    sicoit #5,

    It is precisely Doug`s wit and wisdom that makes me proud to call The Powers That Be “home” !

35. #35
    On March 4th, 2012 at 9:52 pm, Straight_Talk_Luigi said:

    (laughs)

    And Successful”Moderate”Dem thinks I’m a narcissist?

    Santorum/Rubio 2012

    spenditnot Pete 2012

36. #36
    On March 4th, 2012 at 10:16 pm, TonkAZ said:

    Barnhart College’s Media Outreach Dept. released this statement earlier today:

    While we are disappointed to be losing Jill Abramson as our commencement speaker, we are thrilled to accommodate the President and lend our institution to his re-election campaign. After all, it’s not like Ms Abramson gave up her seat to a MAN.

37. #37
    On March 4th, 2012 at 11:06 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On March 4th, 2012 at 8:33 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    Still no interest in reporting the news that the White House presents forgeries?

    Keep up the fight!

38. #38
    On March 4th, 2012 at 11:16 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Let me see $9 a month from Walmart times 12 months is $108. If it costs $500,000 to get the President there – couldn’t he stay home and use the money to supply 4,629 coeds with birth control for a year?

39. #39
    On March 4th, 2012 at 11:18 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Barnard, a 123-year-old women’s college

    Oh great, at Georgetown they want birth control pills, I suppose at Barnard and Wellesley they want condoms.

40. #40
    On March 4th, 2012 at 11:20 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Wait, sorry, hadn’t read the comments, some of you already had the condom joke!

41. #41
    On March 4th, 2012 at 11:25 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Hey my joke with the blue pill seems to have disappeared….

42. #42
    On March 4th, 2012 at 11:27 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Obama at Barnard, a 123-year-old women’s college: “Michelle wanted me to remind you to ‘eat your vegetables’, but I’m not sure what she meant.

43. #43
    On March 5th, 2012 at 12:02 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    Once again The Won dictates to others… wannabe dictator. I guess they had no choice, really. Obama sics the full power of the Govt on anyone who crosses him.

    On March 04, 2012 at 10:18 pm, AlohaGuy said:
    

    Barnard, a 123-year-old women’s college

    Oh great, at Georgetown they want birth control pills, I suppose at Barnard and Wellesley they want condoms.

    A college full of 123 year old women? Never too old to learn, I guess.

44. #44
    On March 5th, 2012 at 12:02 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    Once again The Won dictates to others… wannabe dictator. I guess they had no choice, really. Obama sics the full power of the Govt on anyone who crosses him.

    On March 04, 2012 at 10:18 pm, AlohaGuy said:
    

    Barnard, a 123-year-old women’s college

    Oh great, at Georgetown they want birth control pills, I suppose at Barnard and Wellesley they want condoms.

    A college full of 123 year old women? Never too old to learn, I guess.

45. #45
    On March 5th, 2012 at 12:05 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    So, Dr. Double Post. We meet again. Anyway, what do 123 year old women need woth condoms, anyway?

46. #46
    On March 5th, 2012 at 12:21 am, rotarymunkey said:

    I will happily outfit a CO2-powered BB pistol to shoot out Bayer aspirin as a very effective birth control for the ladies of Barnard College.

47. #47
    On March 5th, 2012 at 12:26 am, OK_Loyalist said:

    On March 5th, 2012 at 12:05 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    Never pump the ‘Submit Comment’ button

48. #48
    On March 5th, 2012 at 12:33 am, OK_Loyalist said:

    Been awhile since I’ve done this one…

    Captain Ramius: Re-verify our range to target… one ping click only.
    Capt. Vasili Borodin: Captain, I – I – I just…
    Captain Ramius: Give me a ping click, Vasili. One ping click only, please.
    Capt. Vasili Borodin: Aye, Captain.

49. #49
    On March 5th, 2012 at 2:24 am, Hangfire said:

    ASTRONOMY QUESTION OF THE DAY

    Q: Where is the closest black hole to the Earth?

    A: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.

50. #50
    On March 5th, 2012 at 6:20 am, Ralph Gizzip said:

    Oh, Barnard College! I thought you said Barnyard College. An honest mistake. Nevermind.

51. #51
    On March 5th, 2012 at 7:26 am, tiredofit2012 said:

    A campaign pander here, a campaign pander there, everywhere a campaign pander and most of it on our dime. Someone should do a FOIA request for all his campaign vs official trip ledger to see what funny business might be going on.

52. #52
    On March 5th, 2012 at 8:19 am, bodfish said:

    Oh Green-Eyed Lady (#10),

    you are indeed the Grand Prize winner! Genius.

    Now, someone needs to photoshop or draw a proper Dem. Party logo.

53. #53
    On March 5th, 2012 at 8:25 am, button said:

    Tee Hee! I got her “hot dog cannon”!
    Oh, wait. I’m into human females…

54. #54
    On March 5th, 2012 at 8:28 am, button said:

    Barnard? Sounds like a guys name to me.
    Although, there are probably some lefties there that look like Barnards..

55. #55
    On March 5th, 2012 at 8:52 am, stillontheroad said:

    What do you call someone who is not invited to a private function who then invites themselves regardless?

56. #56
    On March 5th, 2012 at 8:59 am, OK_Loyalist said:

    On March 5th, 2012 at 8:52 am, stillontheroad said:

    What do you call someone who is not invited to a private function who then invites themselves regardless?

    CLASSLESS !!!

57. #57
    On March 5th, 2012 at 9:04 am, James Perley said:

    With many exceptions, the left will do anything, no matter how dispicable to change the subject so it benefits them. Consider the hyprocracy of the Gifford shootings, Clinton’s bimbo attacks, Bretbart’s death, OWS/Teaparties, and their twisting a constitutional issue into a contraceptive debate.

    Obama is just doing what most liberals do, and his allies in the press will praise him.

58. #58
    On March 5th, 2012 at 9:10 am, William Teach said:

    …firing free contraceptives into the crowd from a converted hot dog cannon.

    Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. Not only are hot dogs bad for obesity, but, bad for climate change, too! Liberals told me so! Even the notion of a hot dog cannon is eeeeeeeevil!

59. #59
    On March 5th, 2012 at 9:37 am, max said:

    Barry note to his speechwriters…
    ATTENTION: Rush called Fluke a SLUT! ATTENTION! Rush called Fluke a slut! (shhhh… David Letteraman called Sarah Palin a slut… shhh… shhh…)

60. #60
    On March 5th, 2012 at 9:47 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    It would be more appropriate for Obama to Deliver the Commencement Address at the Midwest Academy…

    The play finishes with Alinsky announcing he’d rather go to Hell than Heaven. Why? “More comfortable there. You see, all my life I’ve been with the Have-Nots: here you’re a Have-Not if you’re short of money, there you’re a Have-Not if you’re short of virtue. I’d be asking more questions, organizing them. They’re my kind of people – Hell would be Heaven for me.”

    That’s The Love Song of Saul Alinsky. It’s radical leftist stuff, and it revels in its radical leftism.

    And that’s Barack Obama, our president, on the poster.

    This is who Barack Obama was. This was before Barack Obama ran for Congress in 2000—challenging former Black Panther Bobby L. Rush from the left in a daring but unsuccessful bid.

    This was also the period just before Barack Obama served with Bill Ayers, from 1999 through 2002 on the board of the Woods Foundation. They gave capital to support the Midwest Academy, a leftist training institute steeped in the doctrines of — you guessed it! — Saul Alinsky, and whose alumni now dominate the Obama administration and its top political allies inside and out of Congress.

61. #61
    On March 5th, 2012 at 10:02 am, 1ConcernedMom said:

    There are unconfirmed reports that during the event Kathleen Sebelius will drive around the venue in a Volt the Wienermobile firing free contraceptives condoms into the crowd from a converted hot dog cannon.

    Fixed it.

62. #62
    On March 5th, 2012 at 10:04 am, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, Barnard, Really??!! I guess there will also be a NYC fundraiser in the neighborbood on that trip! Gotta keep Air Force One on the campaign trail.

63. #63
    On March 5th, 2012 at 10:12 am, RedDog said:

    I am really getting sick and tired of epublican leadership being led by the nose with these red herrings. They need to call them out constantly and relentlessly.

    BTW when does Obama mandate that I get my heart aspirin and allergy medicines fo’ free? Then I can start bird dogging some o’ dem GTown lawyer womens. O yeah.

64. #64
    On March 5th, 2012 at 10:13 am, RedDog said:

    Republican…

65. #65
    On March 5th, 2012 at 11:22 am, hawkeye54 said:

    What do you call someone who is not invited to a private function who then invites themselves regardless?
    CLASSLESS !!!

    Add: narcissistic, and egotistical.

66. #66
    On March 5th, 2012 at 12:24 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    On March 5th, 2012 at 11:22 am, hawkeye54 said:

    What do you call someone who is not invited to a private function who then invites themselves regardless?
    CLASSLESS !!!

    Add: narcissistic, and egotistical.

    Oh, oh.
    I guess I should rescind my invitation to myself to the next WH State Dinner.

67. #67
    On March 5th, 2012 at 12:48 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    I guess I should rescind my invitation to myself to the next WH State Dinner.

    Not at all. By all means, go. I hear the Obamas’ put on a gala and feast that would surpass anything Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, amateurs in comparison, ever dreamed of.

68. #68
    On March 5th, 2012 at 1:27 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Barnard is steeped in leftist, feminist ideology and is perfect for Obeyme’s speech. I’m sure the audience was packed, packed I tell you, standing room only. Obeyme wouldn’t get 2 people to show up at Hillsdale if he invited himself over there. Barnard is a leftist, commie/marxist female pig stye–he is the perfect speaker for those losers.

    Green Eyed Lady – You have, once again, posted superior commentary.

69. #69
    On March 5th, 2012 at 2:54 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Obama Invites Self to Deliver Commencement Address at Women’s College

    He’s probably just looking for a way to get out of making the commencement address at one of the service academies.

70. #70
    On March 5th, 2012 at 3:57 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    I’m hearin’ you – JS Ragman. Only difference is some politically correct General will ORDER the troops to show up and look happy. The press will then take the WH-approved photos of everyone cheering the pretend CiC – sickening.

71. #71
    On March 5th, 2012 at 5:13 pm, Ilovemycountry said:

    Typical iodiotic Doug article.

    If the republicans were smart they would be doing the same thing, but they’re not.

72. #72
    On March 5th, 2012 at 6:16 pm, madshark said:

    Word of Mr. Obama’s appearance at Barnard, a 123-year-old women’s college in New York City…

    A college for 123 year old women? Must not have a large enrollment.

73. #73
    On March 6th, 2012 at 1:30 pm, ChapBix said:

    #4. On March 4th, 2012 at 3:08 pm, Iowa Guy said:

    BHO speaking ar Barnard College? …They’ll be filing bankruptcy next year.

    Before they do file for bankruptcy, moolah from Barry’s stash will be forwarded to them. Alas, it will be insufficient and like Solyndra and all of the green companies going bankrupt, Barnard College will go belly up.

74. #74
    On March 6th, 2012 at 1:35 pm, ChapBix said:

    #7. On March 4th, 2012 at 3:31 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Ask Obama if he thinks it is fair for the FDA to deny women Avistan, a very effective breast cancer fighting drug and let them die, so he can use the money for contraception benefits to buy votes.

    Ask female Obamabots, presuming they have any intellectual honesty remaining, if it is fair that they are denied Avistan so that Barry can buy votes with contraceptives.

75. #75
    On March 6th, 2012 at 1:37 pm, ChapBix said:

    #8. On March 4th, 2012 at 3:36 pm, bjc said:

    *A better natural use for the hot dog cannon would be to fire P-BO from it, straight to Chicago, come late January 2013; I would relish that!

    It would be even more fun to see Barry splash down a mile or two into Lake Michigan.

76. #76
    On March 6th, 2012 at 1:45 pm, ChapBix said:

    #17. On March 4th, 2012 at 4:39 pm, peteee said:

    how very humble of him to accept his own invitation. besides, the new york times editor will be greatful she is being replaced by her messaih. i mean how often do you get to tell your upper east side friends, yes, i am off next week, when my messiah decided to replace me. she will have super street cred after this.

    How much would she have been paid for speaking? Will Barry send her the money she is now losing out on by being pre-empted?. Somehow, I think not. But, hey, she probably does not need it anyway.

77. #77
    On March 6th, 2012 at 1:51 pm, ChapBix said:

    #36. On March 4th, 2012 at 10:16 pm, TonkAZ said:

    Barnhart College’s Media Outreach Dept. released this statement earlier today:

    While we are disappointed to be losing Jill Abramson as our commencement speaker, we are thrilled to accommodate the President and lend our institution to his re-election campaign. After all, it’s not like Ms Abramson gave up her seat to a MAN.

    OUCH!!!

78. #78
    On March 6th, 2012 at 1:54 pm, ChapBix said:

    #142, On March 4th, 2012 at 11:27 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Obama at Barnard, a 123-year-old women’s college: “Michelle wanted me to remind you to ‘eat your vegetables’, but I’m not sure what she meant.

    I think what Moochelle meant was that vegetables are the new contraceptive. So, eat up, regressive folks.

79. #79
    On March 6th, 2012 at 4:57 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    You know what, ILoveBeingDemented…you are so quick to criticize Doug Powers. Let us all see your examples of the fine writing you have done. Post your blog where we can see it or shut up.