Proposal Would Re-Name Airport After Bill and Hillary

By Doug Powers • March 19, 2012 03:14 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

If Arkansans want to properly honor Bill and Hill, it might be more fitting to name a moving company after them, because they cleared out of Arkansas for good the second they were able.

From KATV:

Little Rock Municipal Airport Commission members will be discussing and voting on a possible name change at Tuesday’s meeting.

The proposal suggests that the Little Rock National Airport be renamed the Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport in honor of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

According to the drafted resolution, the name change will celebrate the Clinton Family because they have “dedicated their lives to the service of not only the City of Little Rock, but also to the State of Arkansas, the United States and the world as a whole.”

No, as some commenters at the story are suggesting, it’s not the Mena Airport — but I have heard that there might be some truth to the rumor that 42 has offered to help the TSA with pat-downs on select travelers in the exclusive “Razorbacks Cheerleaders Only” express security checkpoint.

Okay all, have at it… what other features might this airport have? (degree of difficulty: no “cigar bar”)

**Written by Doug Powers

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