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Team Obama wants to help make your dream(s) come true before it’s too late

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By Doug Powers  •  April 23, 2012 04:34 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

This is so weird, because just yesterday I wrote out my bucket list, and right at the top was “meeting the first President to break the $5 trillion debt barrier during a $40,000 a plate fundraiser at the home of that dude from Perfect Storm and ER while surrounded by hypocrite Hollywood mega-millionaires.” How did they know?

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The campaign was going to use “win a dream date with…” again but they’re getting tired of lawsuits from Tiger Beat magazine.

The Obama campaign hopes to rake in around $6 million from the Clooney fundraiser — so they’re really putting the “buck” in “bucket list.”

A sequel is born:

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Update: O’s campaign is also reportedly working on a script for a sequel to Jerry Maguire starring Obama in the title role. Insiders tell me the catch-phrase in the second installment will be “I complete you.”

**Written by Doug Powers

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