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**Written by Doug Powers

Joe Biden’s like a date who won’t stop saying “tell me I’m pretty!”

From the Washington Examiner:

Vice President Joe Biden jokingly berated campaign donors at a fundraiser this morning in Washington D.C.

“I guess what I’m trying to say without boring you too long at breakfast – and you all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!” he said according to the pool report.

The “dullest audience ever” line is Biden’s way of trying to artificially invigorate people in the midst of realizing they just paid $2,500 for a bagel and a nap — and he’s used it before. But in this case I just think the audience was apprehensive because they were afraid Joe was going to talk about his boss’s big stick again.

(h/t Weasel Zippers)

**Written by Doug Powers

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