Did You Know...

   

Elizabeth Warren campaign seeks donations to cover $400k debt for 'last minute pizza and coffee'

Share
By Doug Powers  •  December 10, 2012 05:15 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

The Warren campaign brought in $42 million in donations, the most of any House or Senate candidate in the country, but Fauxcahontas wouldn’t have proven herself fully qualified to join Congress the if she hadn’t spent more than she brought in. Mission accomplished… with extra cheese:

In an e-mail to supporters, the senator-elect from Massachusetts revealed that her campaign is in debt and asked for donations to help her out of the hole. Though she did not disclose the sum in her e-mail, a campaign official said Warren owes $400,000.

So how did a record fund-raiser end up in red ink?

Warren’s academic research has demonstrated that personal bankruptcy often stems from job loss, divorce, and catastrophic illness. In the case of her campaign, she is blaming pepperoni and mushrooms.

“Thousands more volunteers showed up — and that meant even more last-minute coffee and pizza,” Warren wrote, listing only that food and that beverage as the cause of the shortfall.

An inability to properly budget for coffee and pizza will make Dances With Campaign Debt the perfect Senator-elect to take a seat on the Banking Committee.

In reality, printing, mail, legal and accounting were the bulk of Warren’s debt, but “pizza” is much easier to convince people to chip in for than ink cartridges and stamps.

But if Warren wanted to retire that “pizza” debt effectively, why didn’t she just email supporters and claim she didn’t order that?

(h/t Twitchy)

**Written by Doug Powers

Twitter @ThePowersThatBe

blog comments powered by Disqus

White House finally agrees that a reinforced, heightened border fence increases security!*

April 28, 2016 06:40 PM by Doug Powers

borderfence

Mixed messages

Because they care: Will Ferrell to assist Hillary’s push for Alzheimer’s awareness with planned Reagan mockumentary

April 27, 2016 08:40 PM by Doug Powers

ferrell

The compassion of our Hollywood betters is unmatched

Trump wins all 5 Tuesday primaries, Hillary pours hot sauce on Bernie’s chances

April 26, 2016 08:51 PM by Doug Powers

trumpprimary

Inevitable?

Perfect: John Kerry opposes offshore tax havens the same way he leads by example on climate change

April 26, 2016 09:21 AM by Doug Powers

kerry9

Do as he says, not as he does!

DWS: Hillary was most transparent secretary of state ever (*Disclaimer: If you don’t count her secret server)

April 25, 2016 09:43 PM by Doug Powers

schultz1

When life gives you lemons…


Categories: Media, Corruption, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, 2016 Campaign

Follow me on Twitter Follow me on Facebook